Cleveland: I'm at Hilarities this Thur-Sat
Los Angeles: Catch me at Dynasty Typewriter Jan. 30
Please enjoy this joke about actors wearing the same tuxedo to save the planet!
I know Michelle Wolf personally and we disagree on some stuff but she’s a good person. People on every side of politics should stop being offended by everything. Also, I'm at Cap City in Austin, TX this Wednesday through Saturday.
I know I'm gonna get some backlash for saying this but I believe defense is just as important as offense. If you score a touchdown everyone is happy.. but if the defense gives up a touchdown you're right back where you started.
Please enjoy this joke about Tom Brady putting deflate gate in perspective. Please catch me at
#comixroadhouse
at Mohegun Sun in Uncasville, CT 2/18-20 and Bananas at Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 3/26-27.
Maybe it’s encouraging Congress doesn't think the situation is serious enough to put aside partisanship.. More likely they’re just waiting for their stock trades to clear. ZING!