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Down to earth Lawyer that loves to cook and inspire

The Hague, The Netherlands
Joined September 2010
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joe joe
4 months
You have been down before but you got up! This current set back of a job loss, financial loss, relationship breakdown, shame or embarrassment will not take you under! You have survived a lot through life! Pick yourself up, shake the dust off and continue on! This too shall pass.
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1 year
@KaroroMitchelle No need to be angry. Just call and tell them to reserve some sausages for you
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10 months
@pmcafrica What happens if all you see is a dog ? 😂😂
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10 months
@kirya_ug Some ninja will read this and still say mbu tatya danger! Another one is reading this and already saying mbu obuzibu mwogela Late 😂😂
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1 year
@Kalle2Rolex @iMiaSanMia Which cost us our season??? Are you listening to yourself ??????? When he was dismissed we were in all tournaments including not losing a match in the champions league till that point! When TT came, well we all know what happened!
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10 months
@Iamsewanxx @BradleyCarl256 @kingFahad_17 @chubbyaudrey22 @Abusengz @thekingsmanUG @LilyNampa @MimiHearts1 @keithnamu @Enan_Rwaboona Baby please sit at the back, this is important evidence for a case I am going to be arguing in court later today! I don’t want your fingerprints to get on there!
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11 months
@pmcafrica Isn’t it lions they had gone to see? Why not stay for a closer look? 😂😂😂
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10 months
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1 year
Let’s see what you look like with shades! Add your pic and retweet Oba is it reX 😂😂
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7 months
@SpireJim @EDKizza And this is why we won’t stop!!!!!!!! We cannot be taxed left right and center by @URAuganda only for these people to enjoy our hard earned sweat
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3 months
One of my greatest discoveries of 2024 has been the fact that I can roast groundnuts in an air fryer in just 30 minutes 🕺🕺🕺🕺. I don’t know how many kgs I have roasted since then but hoooooo paka kuwulila bubi!
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano Every time someone replies saying farmers league, let’s give them a minute to ponder what happens when the top team from the farmers league meets premier league teams
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5 months
@MunichFanpage The dismissal is Thomas Tuchel’s was purely on sporting grounds! Statistics show he was the worst coach in 29 years history of Bayern so yes it was purely business nothing personal!
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10 months
@DailyMonitor @abertnyesiga1 I think it’s clear we have started storing away money for the next elections 😂😂😂😂
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3 months
If she is over 25 and has no child 🚩🚩🚩
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joe joe
4 months
If this is true then the speaker alone is almost single handedly “eating” Uganda’s budget! Banaye tukube enduulu our taxes are being “finished.” Your PAYE swiiiiiiiiiiii
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4 months
When we exposed the theft that was happening through individual accounts of people like @ChrisObore1 who said there was nothing irregular about it yet they were panicking & telling the Speaker they will be in trouble if loads of money continued to be put on their accounts, the
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9 months
Completed buying a house in the Netherlands Paid up for an acre of land gayaza Learnt house renovation skills Helped 3 people start their businesses Got to lead an over 300 people international organization Got a number of international speaking invites. Traveled a lot
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Expanded Mum’s business Bought 2 plots in kiira and an acre somewhere Enrolled for French & PMP Identified a potential gf Increased my savings portfolio in 3 funds Stopped sending transport money Helped 2 people get jobs Expanded my social network Bonded with God more
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10 months
@MunichFanpage Sometimes I wonder if some fans are really fans or just loud people ! For anyone that jumps onto the “sell Davies” bandwagon, you do not wish well for the team! Period!
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1 year
@iMiaSanMia @kicker I agree 💯! With this combination you have two guys that are willing to die for the team! Not play pretty football and be delicate but rather hard guys that will not let you go past them!
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1 year
@joshjeje2 And this is just a few weeks after her leadership had brought us lots of respect on the African continent! Now who is unpatriotic??
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10 months
@MunichFanpage Playing like this against a Manchester United team that was battered 3:0 by Bournemouth and we call ourselves a big team!!
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1 year
@LeroyPrince77 These two have a chemistry that I want to see continuing to blossom! Let Upa hold on a bit
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1 year
@HlengzarM7971 @KaroroMitchelle Number 3. Them dancing in “your” house 😂😂
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10 months
@pmcafrica I think it is only fitting that he is being interviewed in a tailor’s shop and not a medical facility 😂😂🙌🏿
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10 months
@pmcafrica Like how did he get back home? You can’t sit like that in a cab, you can’t walk while it’s allover your face! Did he just fly?
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9 months
@sum109 @Gidi_Traffic The pulling is to draw attention to how short it is! It’s reverse psychology
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10 months
@Opiaiya @R_Nabbanja @COP28_UAE @OPMUganda They asked her what countries should do specifically to reduce cabon emission and her response was “ofcourse we came here to get money for cabon emissions reduction” 😂😂😂 awo wenkomye okutegeela 😂😂😂
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joe joe
11 months
Britain, USA, Germany, Belgium, Switzerland, France, Netherlands! Well I just might add Uganda at the end of the year, who knows!
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5 countries you visited this year?
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9 months
@Beinomugisha_Iv We won’t ask how your conversation with her got to this level! We will assume you were counseling her, right? 😂😂😂😂😂
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3 months
If she consumes alcohol like a man 🚩🚩 Is she stained her skin with a tattoo🚩🚩 If she shows off her belly piercing 🚩🚩 If she argues in the comment section 🚩🚩
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10 months
Will you keep the noise abit down! It’s too loud over there! 😂😂😂😂😂
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THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬
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We are here earning in dollars, and you're there earning in shillings 😂😂😂🙌
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10 months
@SpireJim @UgandaCAA One tried to pull that stunt on me 😂😂😂 I laughed while he kept going and going on ! All I could do was keep lauging! Ani gwoba?? I have traveled enough to call someone’s bluff! In the end he gave me my passport and I proceeded!
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10 months
@DailyMonitor Unless it’s settled behind closed doors, this case is going to spill things on the streets that people are not ready for! The connection on both sides is going to open a can of worms!
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joe joe
9 months
And may you win this week. May the odds be in your favor this last week of January! May money find its way to you and may laughter be your portion. May friends and family be kind to you this week. Good morning wonderful friends ❤️❤️
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joe joe
3 months
The internet is less noisy over the weekend because the loudest people are those who depend on office wifi 😂😂
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1 year
@MBU Let those who drive drive and let those who want also ride their cows 😂
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5 months
40 to 45 gang stand up, let me see you🙌🏽
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5 months
Hosting and cooking for people is something I will always enjoy! Rice, potato wedges, oven baked chicken, veggies, glazed ribs! Ebya health we shall come back later 😎😂😂
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1 year
@DrOtileUg Not many will engage with this post using facts! Most will just come with the usual banter or blanket statements.
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9 months
@Der_Augustus One day you will agree he was a mistake! Some of us have been saying so from day one! You can defend him all you want but the writing is becoming clearly each day! Give any serious coach the same set of players and we won’t be losing to Bremen while playing so poorly!
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9 months
@nbstv @NUP_Ug @BarbieItungoK @rwomchechen When I say NBS gathered mature men to gossip, this is exactly what I mean!
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joe joe
9 months
Today let the bag also the the one to chase me ko! Nange Ndi muntu nkoowa! Good morning wonderful people
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joe joe
3 months
Look at you! Making him breakfast, smiling and happy, dressed in a tee shirt of that man that is waiting for you to leave so he can invite someone else! Are you happy with yourself? Don’t quickly scroll past this 🙄🙄. Tell me are you happy about your decisions
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joe joe
11 months
Enjoying sights and sounds of Zurich Switzerland 🥰
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joe joe
10 months
@Buhlenomuhle Well we are not the ones that ate the forbidden fruit first
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8 months
Chapati and chicken with green beans anyone ? The food and the cook 😋😋
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3 months
Please people if you don’t hear from me after an hour…….
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10 months
@DailyMonitor Come one @DailyMonitor you can be more professional than this! The lawyer’s name is Kalule Ahmed Mukasa! Not Meddie Kalule!
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11 months
@Strictlyirene I realized @joe_inspired follows back immediately
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joe joe
8 months
The time of job hunting is not the worst time of your life! It actually has the potential to be the best time of your life. Use this time as an investment! Better yourself! Read up, watch informative material, talk to people, this investment will pay off a lot in future!
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10 months
@MunichFanpage It’s the trophies that will count at the end of the season! If we have all these stats and still end up trophyless, that will be the first time for Bayern in eons! 2 trophies gone so far! Let’s keep our fingers crossed
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joe joe
8 months
Do not allow your week to be ruined with negative energy! Have a positive spirit. Look out for the best in people, have a learning attitude towards challenges, smile as often as you can! Not all might go well but you determine how to react! It’s your call! Have a great one!
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1 year
@iMiaSanMia This boy is gold! I have watched him play and he has nature skill, fearlessness and a good footballing brain! Funny thing is I prefer him in midfield because of how he gets at players when going forward!
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux Sports betting
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joe joe
9 months
Egg fried rice and stir fry chicken anyone ? Or is it too early for lunchtime? Mpozi they said men who cook have kajanja😂😂 Naye nze I am simple
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1 year
@KakwenzaRukira 😂😂😂😂 I have my card together with my phone! Since I cannot forget my phone, I inevitably always have my card even when I am driving! You just never know when you will need to jump onto a bus or tram or train
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joe joe
9 months
It’s a new year and you already do not have lunch? What brought you into 2024?
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9 months
@Am_Blujay Man I drove in this road and ended up with my car being towed 😂😂😂. Apparently I stepped on it far too harder than it could go 😂😂. The excitement of no speed limits!
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joe joe
5 months
May the God of suddenly visit you the rest of this week! May you suddenly receive good news! May the email you have been waiting for suddenly show up. May that contract suddenly be given to you. May the number of your customers suddenly increase!May your fortunes change suddenly!
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10 months
@DailyMonitor Don’t worry, the over 600 delegates we sent to the climate change conference are coming to sort this out! Uganda 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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10 months
@iMiaSanMia I think this is a no brainer! Actually, can wr already start slowly integrating him into the coaching staff
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3 months
Thinking of gifting a tweep one of these days!
@_MzJayde
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Perfection 🤩
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1 year
@AllanSseky Eno tuvuga left hand drive
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7 months
Fridayyyyyyyyyy! Be aware! Long weekend ahead! The forecast reads Lots of dancing, singing, celebrating and eating expected! You are warned to stock enough money so as not to curse people when they refuse to give you some 😅😂 happy weekend folks! Ebisigade bya Tuesday!!!
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4 months
Good morning beautiful people!! It’s fridayyyyyy remember to live a little! If you made some ka money, EAT it ALL this weekend! Next week will take care of itself 😎😎😎😎
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5 months
I don’t know if lunch has reached those ends but here it’s my quick no stress …… oven baked chicken with (Irish) potatoes and carrots!
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10 months
My simple chicken star fry! I know I know there are no green bell peppers but it’s sooooooooo tasty I want to cry 🥲🥲😋😋
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11 months
@DailyMonitor The different group representatives or their numbers won’t make a difference! The county is at the mercy of one group and one group alone! Once that group returns with directives from State House, the submissions of other groups makes no difference whatsoever however loud they
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9 months
Let me have my golden fried plantain aka gonja new year etandise bulala!
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7 months
Don’t let nobody dim your light! YES YOU ARE ALL THAT AND MORE! The past, life’s struggles& people can make you begin to doubt yourself! I am here to remind you that you rock! Pick yourself up, square your shoulders, look at yourself in the mirror and say you are the real deal!
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11 months
@AdvoBarryRoux And there is a lady out there now planning to steal him (the finished product)
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joe joe
5 months
They used to say black on black was the in thing but brown on brown isn’t such a bad idea after all!
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@Ugochukwu_96
👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
5 months
I dare you to post your full picture
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3 months
Even when I cannot help, rest assured I will be praying for you!
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3 months
Eh I should go back to my formerly budding singing career 😂😂😂😂 in those moments when I wasn’t lawyering! Good morning lovely people!
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7 months
This week doors you have knocked on for a long time will open! An email, a message, a phone call will announce good news to you! Your seasons have changed from drought to days of refreshing have started! Rejoice good news is on the way!
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4 months
If you are unmarried STOP having sex If you are unmarried STOP having sex If you are unmarried STOP having sex If you are unmarried STOP having sex If you are unmarried STOP having sex
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3 months
Last reflags of the week. If she went to MUBS 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 If she went to MUBS 🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 If she went to MUBS nkidamu🚩🚩🚩🚩
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4 months
Our weekly prayer! As you start the week, may your struggles bear fruits. May your hustle pay off and may new gigs come your way! May your name be mentioned in offices that matter for appointment! May money owed to you be paid and may you be able to also pay your debts! Amen!
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9 months
Naye what team building events cannot make you do 😂😂😂😂. Anyway there is a child in every one of us. If you want, quote this with a pic of yourself playing.
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11 months
@w4nner7489 @iMiaSanMia Show me 3 games we dominated against reasonable opponents even when we had a full team under TT
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10 months
@RefilweSeboko I still do not understand how he is able to attract a steady flow of women 🙌🏿🙌🏿
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9 months
How did short people climb into 2024! I just saw one pass by!
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4 months
This time there was no water mark on the breakfast I made that day for my guests😂😂😂 Croissant Mushrooms Omelette Bacon Bread
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4 months
May photo dump. Let’s have it 🥰🔥🔥🔥
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3 months
Agenze 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 after I had all these plans for us 🚮🚮🚮
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1 year
It’s always great to be grateful to God and to celebrate life! Cheers to another year for me 🥂🥂🥂 The birthday boy &. The food he cooks
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1 year
No matter how dark the night is, the sun will always rise the next day so cheer up
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10 months
Just when I thought I was done traveling for the year! Three slides for yesterday! Amsterdam to Iceland ! Beautiful country that was not even I. My radar! Naye the salon is calling 😂😂
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8 months
If you can’t go home then bring home to you! I missed daddies so I made them and boy did they come out well 😎😎😎
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5 months
May it be well with you in the month of May. May God guide you through all the challenges that come your way. For the battles you face, may He give you victory. May you receive that which you have waited for all this while. May your laughter be loud and may your pockets not dry!
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6 months
Happy new month! Don’t carry your negative energy into it! It’s a clean slate and a lot can happen! Allow yourself to dream, initiate, fall in love even, start new things! It’s a blank cheque basically! So do with it what you want!
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8 months
Potato wedges not fries! With home made buggers!
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8 months
You guys what are you going to have for lunch today 😒😒
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10 months
@SimonKaggwaNjal Isn’t your TV station always the one that relays the election results ? 😂😂😂 Kati tuula mu jam totulekanila
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1 year
@iMiaSanMia I still wonder why we are even comparing DeLigt to Upa!!! One is a worrier and a beast of a defender, one is a good passer but prone to mistakes!
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8 months
Today I am in a very very very GENEROUS mood! If you have a need that’s not above UGX 100,000/=, let me know so that I can pray for you 😎😎😎😎😂😂 Obade olowooza mbuno ki ? 😂😂😂 and nze my prayers work!
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4 months
When it’s 10pm and you don’t know whether to go to bed or to go out and cycle! 🧐🧐😩😩🧐
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10 months
Late breakfast! Naye eh these tomatoes 🤭🤭🤭😂
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