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@joe888

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@joe888
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4 months
The Spotify logo omg this woman is so clear that it is not about the artistry has never been and will never be what a foul foul body of work to have
@Variety
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4 months
Poems on display at Taylor Swift’s “Tortured Poets Department” Los Angeles library installation.
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@joe888
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8 days
So proud to be part of this growing trend of men who work in government but are also just hot sluts
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Andrew 🥥🌴
8 days
Weekday me / weekend me
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@joe888
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4 months
@teddy_xcx_ @brattyboochii an obsession with “authenticity” is also to blame here
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@joe888
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4 months
@fancycowboi Totally fair but still feels very inauthentic and forced to me. If you want to do a library pop up thing why not collab with the actual library??? This is an ad that is masquerading as art rather than art that also serves an advertising purpose.
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@joe888
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1 year
@lmp3rfect Sometimes my sexuality is just slutty
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@joe888
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4 months
@JonasPitt03 I really liked those albums! to your point…this is Taylor Swift! she literally did not need to promote her album at all so the fact that she did with this weak collab is incredibly disappointing to me. Did she rlly need another Spotify check that bad?
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@joe888
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5 months
Karaoke tonight king? Duet this evening king? Sing for me my angel of music king?
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@joe888
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2 months
I <3 my flip phone and I love being twenty three it just looks good on me it’s not even my birthday or anything I’ve just been thinking that
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@joe888
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2 months
I moved and then I didn’t. Moving somewhere new should make you different but it doesn’t.
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@joe888
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2 months
I was in vogue twice and also met the man I’d spend 2 years loving….what a cursed month bc now I don’t appreciate or enjoy either of those and actually they both let me down in major ways so ANYWAYS LOOK HOW SEXY I WAS
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@MOTHERMAGE
MOTHER
2 months
but nah fr, go to ur photos and see what u were up to september 2022
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@joe888
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8 days
I ROCKED THE BOATTTTTTT
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@joe888
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2 years
@yassnito biggest question is why did it work like I’m buying a ticket
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@joe888
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1 month
Thrilled to be home not sad at all not bitter or pouty or moody about it not one but not at all
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@joe888
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6 months
Not to be crass but like
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@itswallam
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@joe888 proof?
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@joe888
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6 years
cleansing twitter of that terrible photo of don + his burgers by showing y’all michelle obama in her garden and eatin’ some healthy bites. YOURE WELCOME #WhiteHouseDinners
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@joe888
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6 months
So true
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@itswallam
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6 months
nothing is more viral than a tweet that enables hot people to flex
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@joe888
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3 months
great day for tanning thighs, telling lies, and not texting guys
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@joe888
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4 months
@dwohtNot @fancycowboi Fine for that to collide! I just wish it didn’t feel so forced! Art-centric rather than ad-centric is how I like my advertising.
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@joe888
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4 months
Anyways just gonna keep moving like a goat cause bitches lions
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@joe888
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4 months
@solanasbae Nor is selling out to spotify
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@joe888
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4 months
made my own pasta dinner :)
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@joe888
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4 months
@themakeupgoblin @DannysReturned @JonasPitt03 There is no grass where I live. The co2 emissions from private jets have melted it all. It’s very hard for me here.
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@joe888
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2 months
@notchrisvolpe Sometimes I see memes on Twitter and sometimes I see life changing information I love it here
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@joe888
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5 months
open air public park beach shower I am sorry to the lord but I am but a man plz would you hold it against me?
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@joe888
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22 days
Ok
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@TwinksAndTrains
Twinks and Trains🏳️‍🌈🚂
22 days
Today is National Twinks on Trains Day.
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@joe888
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5 months
I used to climb mountains but now I sit on my ass and send fucking emails life is so cruel to me specifically
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@joe888
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6 months
Love 2 Flip phone
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@joe888
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6 months
Baaaaaaaaa like a sheep
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@joe888
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13 days
Joe on the huge mess of biospecimens, coffee grounds, and inoculation equipment in his kitchen, “I looked for evidence”
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@joe888
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2 years
@kaplangender Won’t sleep tonight. Just witnessed a murder
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@joe888
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8 months
Kinda me today but just classier
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@joe888
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4 months
@DannysReturned @JonasPitt03 Bc I’m dramatic and upset and disappointed
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@joe888
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4 months
If u see me outside the plz close your eyes (example shown)
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@joe888
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4 months
You're just jealous !!!!
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@joe888
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7 months
Happy valetines day from me and my hot dogs to you and yours
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@joe888
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@joe888
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4 months
@amateurhater I luv it I luv it I luv it I luv it I luv it
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@joe888
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6 months
bad bad luck babe 😖😞
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@joe888
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4 months
Early to the office so I blasted Doja Cat's "Wet Vagina" and took these photos
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@joe888
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6 years
actual footage of a socratic seminar
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@joe888
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@DannysReturned @JonasPitt03 Hurt people hurt people etc
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@joe888
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4 months
@XvRowan At first it was fun to try & explain but now it has become a laborious chore. To each their own I suppose. I shouldn’t yuck others yum.
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@joe888
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3 months
Beyond excited to see my ex this evening and shoutout to modern technology for making it so easy a pretty boy like me should never use his brain
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@joe888
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Apparently neither does homemade carrot ginger soup…or fresh beignets with blueberry jam… or a natural curiosity and love for the world…or the ability to brighten his day with a fresh, silly perspective & relentless optimism…..
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@BigKneeCuh
Tall Glass of Wine 🍷
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Sucking dick and frying a couple pieces of pork chops don’t make you wifey material
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@joe888
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5 months
Mayb I should be different
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@joe888
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5 months
Climber oomfs say hiiii I wanna climb on REAL ROCKS this summer
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@joe888
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6 years
hey @realDonaldTrump , we all get to vote in 2020. I hope that scares you and your pals @NRA . #MHSWalkout #enough
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@joe888
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4 months
BABY YOUR TIME IS UP
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@joe888
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4 months
Hair to the nipple I nibbled He chewed and spit me out Devout Spout spout spout spout I moved my mouth Just like a trout
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@joe888
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2 years
Tonight’s Objective: sugar daddy
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@joe888
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6 months
Oh hell yes
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@psblykimrichrds
possiblykimrichards
6 months
It’s Fat Fuck Friday, how are you celebrating?
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@joe888
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22 days
Good morning today I learned my gym opens at 9am not early like a normal gym excellent now what
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@joe888
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3 months
tonight I wanna dream about flying…Just one day lifting off and being weightless and free to go anywhere I want…I’d really like that :) goodnight! love you
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@joe888
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11 months
target audience on this dying god forsaketh app is people who want to s*** ** *** and I know y’all are out there so please clap 😞
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@joe888
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4 months
Good morning it’s almost 2am and I’m wide awake watching videos of myself eating yummy desserts bc I’m vegan now and can only experience it through my memories oh how ten days can change a man he didn’t know how good he had it #myveganjourney
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@joe888
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2 years
@onlinegirlie blueprint behavior
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@joe888
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5 months
Nutted, tweeted, journaled, goodnight cruel world 🤐🤫🤗💩
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@joe888
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5 months
Was supposed to fix my sleep schedule last night but instead I let him hit :/
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@joe888
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26 days
Shoutout to the American taxpayer
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@joe888
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6 months
Good morning. Will be doing some hating today but not ttoooooo much hating.
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@joe888
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17 days
Beans straight out of the can 🥴 I rlly need a man
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@joe888
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3 years
lmao
@VogueRunway
Vogue Runway
3 years
Kenneth Nicholson's spring 2022 ready-to-wear collection has arrived. View the looks here:
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@joe888
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1 year
I’m feeling so sexy
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@joe888
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2 years
@sbstryker Her legacy is noble
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@joe888
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7 months
I love it when my life’s like this (I don’t) ((I’m lying))
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@joe888
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2 years
Thinking about the day my dad told me I was his hottest child
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@joe888
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2 years
Don’t text I’m disassociating and desperately trying to get back to this exact spot in my memories
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@joe888
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3 years
subway mermaid and his pageant mama
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@joe888
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26 days
I don’t trust you and won’t trust you and why be blue like what to do
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@joe888
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2 years
Energy I would like for this weekend plz
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