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João

@joao__ii

8 years

Good intentions and a clean heart

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Never forget this goal, straight from Wakanda bruv

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João

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6 years

@michemingg The elephant

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João

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7 years

When Dave said "I applied for jobs in retail, and all the times I tried ignored, declined, I never got emailed" I really felt it in my chest

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João

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8 years

On results day if you see me and I'm not smiling just nod and keep it moving please lool

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João

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9 years

When your boys ask you if you secured the ting 😂😂😂 @Flipz100

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João

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7 years

Biskits dad right now

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João

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8 years

Young @AJFromTheLane uno been cold from early ❄❄❄

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Did anyone else try press play, or am I moving mad lool 😂

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7 years

The joke: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:07 The lecture my parents give me after they take the joke too seriously: ▶ 🔘──────── 08:04:43

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João

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8 years

WhatsApp fell off, come we just use MSN

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João

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7 years

@Cams_01 My man was blind now he can see

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João

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4 years

George The Poet came with a quick 16 and left man speechless #bbcqt

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João

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9 years

Self-education is key

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João

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6 years

. @dcworldmg 💧

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João

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6 years

Mood all summer 😂😂

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João

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8 years

Headphones play a crucial role in my life

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João

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5 years

God’s Plan 🤩

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

So I've just launched my website. Take a look at it, support will be appreciated. Go pree it & Follow up @CrepPlug 🙏

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João

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8 years

Fam 😂😂😂

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João

@joao__ii

5 years

Uni done, we move

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

IF YOURE TALKING THE HARDEST GIGGS BETTER POP UP IN YOUR THOUGHTS AS AN ARTIST

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João

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4 years

National @THEREALGHETTS day 🤝

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João

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4 years

🔮➡️ @onlyrighthq

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João

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7 years

It's nearly 2018 and we still can't play a YouTube video with our screen locked ?

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João

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João

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8 years

So J Hus is free, ice kid has been resurrected , Popcaan is due to wrap Fekky and Eskimo Dance held L's #CultureClash

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

When you're bare late for something, 5 minutes on public transport becomes an eternity

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

Not everybody's got you like they say they do

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

So a woman done TED talk justifying pedophilia? Everyone needs God, good luck people

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João

@joao__ii

5 years

Show genuine love and it will be reciprocated

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

So there's actually a debate about the Amelia girl, you people are sad,bored & childish

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João

@joao__ii

5 years

God bless people who make YouTube tutorials

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Let's not leave Grenfell in 2017

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

When you're finessing someone else's drink at a motive

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João

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7 years

Biskitt

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

⛽⛽

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5 years

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João

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6 years

Loski dashed money into the crowd at his show? Game has changed watch Fredo dash an AP at his next show 😂

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

9AMs are unethical

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João

@joao__ii

2 years

Youngs Teflon x Tiny Boost tape is Top 5 this year and its not even out yet

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

"West is dead, what's in West London", the waviest yutes 😊

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

015 gave us J Hus, Dave, Aj Tracey & Yxng Bane

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

Still waiting on TE Dness to blow lol

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Anyway Free Meek man

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João

@joao__ii

4 years

“‘Can’t be a normal statistic man i gotta make a change” - @ktrap19

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Man hasn't forgotten about Grenfell uno, dickhead media

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

Uni is trash

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

Kojo Funds king of afroswing ? Free Hus rn

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

This is the joy I want to experience when I finish uni #FreshHome

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João

@joao__ii

3 years

I got bro and he got me too, we like @Chunkz & @yungfilly1 !! @Junes_UB 🤩 Run it up ! ➡️

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João

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6 years

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João

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8 years

Try tell me Twitter is not the funniest app on your phone 😂

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João

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3 years

🏁

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João

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2 years

Never underestimate gems you can get from a cab driver

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

Happy for this guy

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6 years

London ❤️

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João

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8 years

Peng tings go to the library I've only just clocked

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João

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8 years

Yxng Bane's shape of you is basically the original

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João

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7 years

Everyone's got their own battles which they're fighting, don't forget that

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João

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8 years

I respect all the Muslims who have ever fasted, especially during the summer. Good luck to you all

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João

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2 years

Brazy

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2 years

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João

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7 years

Dickhead country

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João

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7 months

Potter Payper is the best rapper in the world rn

TMC Music Connoisseur 🇯🇲 QUESTION MARK ❓

@MusicConnoisseu

7 months

NEW POTTER PAYPER X SKRAPZ 😭🔥 THE TWO BEST RAPPERS IN THE UK IDC

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João

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5 years

🤟🏾

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

Big up yourself whether you got what you wanted or not, Gods got you I promise

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João

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5 years

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

Social media rehabilitation centres will soon be a normal ting

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Everybody eats b

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João

@joao__ii

9 years

This is will be the baitest line about, you'll see couple people you corned, people who aired your dms, it's all mad

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João

@joao__ii

5 years

Going back to BBM

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

@OfficialEnam Team bonding exercise

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

The Brexit Shuffle

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6 years

My god. She dances worse than she negotiates.

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Them BBM statuses back in the day

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

Waffling about guys under 6ft , when all you're bringing to the table is your piece and theres skid marks in your toilet

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

I was about jump on bus like it's still free then I looked at my oyster lool

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

These times I didn't even have £100 to my name back then

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João

@joao__ii

6 years

Red card

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João

@joao__ii

5 years

Bro don’t bring that back to my memory I’m scarred

Jollof Papi 🇬🇭

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5 years

What is that first episode of Black Mirror pls? 💀 loool imagine telling your babes you're playing Tekken with your boy 😂...

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João

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7 years

A fuckery

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João

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1 year

Potter is a better rapper, Nines has a better catalogue

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João

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5 years

U wot?

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João

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8 years

Uni is a set up

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João

@joao__ii

2 years

& Giggs kmt

Roc Brunch

@RocBrunch

2 years

JAY-Z, Lil’ Kim & Swizz Beats | 2023 #RocNationBrunch

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João

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5 years

Skepta is in his prime for like the fourth time in his career

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João

@joao__ii

8 years

Dave dropped his first freestyle less than 2 years ago now he's got a tune with drake

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João

@joao__ii

7 years

Cannot wait to gym to this Headie One tape, have man hitting super reps 😂

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João

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6 years

#NewProfilePic

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8 years

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João

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4 years

UK = Tiers and inshallah

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João

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8 years

Uni got me hungry every minute it's not fair

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João

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8 years

Oi big up Scotland though they backedd it

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João

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6 years

Set 8 uno

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A typical set 8 lesson

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João

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6 years

Yeah this guy is from a different planet

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João

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7 years

Still too funny 😂😂😂

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João

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8 years

Carni makes you appreciate black girls

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João

@joao__ii

6 months

Maybe the U.K. isn’t bad vibes and we just need better weather lol how can everyone be instantly happier even racists

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João

@joao__ii

2 years

Youngs Tef, Rimzee, Potter Payper, Tiny Boost, Clavish in no particular order rn >>

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João

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7 years

🔑

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João

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8 years

It's hard to keep in contact with everyone whilst at uni ngl

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João

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3 years

real life

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perspective

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João

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5 years

Snake on a 3310 was special

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João

@joao__ii

4 years

Pretty girls wear @Ssnow1_

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