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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
4 years
Nothing in this life is worth getting out of character for.
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Joan Melly
4 months
Don’t ever address us again . #RejectFinanceBill2024
@charlruto
Charlene Ruto
4 months
I stand at a very unique position regarding the issues facing my country Kenya as we speak. As a president's daughter, I have no doubt in my mind, watching my father rise in politics for over 30 years, seeing his work and passion behind the scenes, that he truthfully holds the
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Joan Melly
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What was so important with this bill that they’re killing us for it ? #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Joan Melly
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Imposing taxes on pads in a country where upto 65% of the women are affected by period poverty is INSANE.
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Joan Melly
4 years
Yaani Moi died this year . Heh long year this one
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
2 years
I’m many things but mid isn’t one of them .
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Joan Melly
4 years
This thing called prayer>>>>>>>>
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Joan Melly
4 months
The Weekend is here remember we are boycotting Milan and Caviar . Thanks
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Joan Melly
4 years
Then someone wants to hey me to death 😭 ngumu
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
2 years
Please tell me I’m not the only one experiencing extreme exhaustion? I’m feeling worn out in every way possible 🥹
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
3 years
One thing I’ve been very consistent with ni kuchoma
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
6 years
Ati after Uhuru stops being president he will be called Post Maloan😂😂😂
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
6 years
Yaani my dad once bought my sister and I safari boots so we match with him😭😭 PS I was bald😭💔
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
2 years
No ways you’re posting maldavis with your chest 😂
@gapae254
Thesage254
2 years
Men,Lets do a thread of women who want free money,
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Joan Melly
2 years
They had our president in a bus . Let’s be fr
@KBCChannel1
KBC Channel1 News
2 years
JKIA to close Terminal 2 on Friday from 11am to 5pm and Sunday between 6am and 6pm to facilitate First Lady Jill Biden's visit to Kenya. #TheGreatKBC ^EM
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
4 years
But students should learn under trees? Lol disgusting
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Chebukati: We have KSh 93M for the BBI signature verification exercise
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Joan Melly
4 years
Resignation
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 years
President Uhuru Kenyatta to address the nation this afternoon. What are your expectations?
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Joan Melly
2 years
Being shy hasn’t gotten me anywhere. I really need to be shameless
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Joan Melly
2 years
“mambo yangu ni Ngumu Wachana nayo tu” is my best response to how are you doing questions 😂
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
4 years
I’ll never forgive people for selling pin pops at 50sh in school 😐
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
4 months
I know a murderer isn’t taking about criminal behavior……
@DidmusWaBarasa
Hon Didmus Barasa, MP Kimilili
4 months
As a nation we must now emphasize the distinction between genuine activism and criminal behaviour. The true Gen Z MAANDAMANO was issue-driven not the looting and thuggery we are witnessing, the police should deal with law breakers perpendicularly. President Ruto' has since
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Joan Melly
5 years
Me after I eat my siblings leftovers and they start questioning me
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
2 years
Men ruin everything. What’s that last frame 😭😭
@solanke_lekan
Olamilekan 𝕏
2 years
Priceless ❤️💍
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Joan Melly
2 years
I really love listening to people who are self aware speak. It’s so beautiful to hear them stand by their truth and how they are finding their purpose in life .
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Joan Melly
2 years
Ey ey men can scream fr
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Joan Melly
5 years
My friend just told me. “Msichana baby face lakini pombe anakunywa kama mtu wa Nduthi “
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Joan Melly
2 years
Police stay doing the most when they hardly benefit from the impunity they fight so hard to defend
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Joan Melly
5 years
Tried it. It was the WORST I mean constantly being told you’re a mlevi? Just cause of small small quarters?😂😭Mark me absent
@Passeks
wont he do it
5 years
Would you date someone who doesn't drink?
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Joan Melly
4 months
NTV is showing police literally beating PEACEFUL protesters!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Joan Melly
2 years
If there’s a tiktok sound that’s properly finishing me right now is “we are moving away from this , this one now is like …. Haibambi” 😭😭
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Joan Melly
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Nairobi has really stunning babes . Whew
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@joanmelly
Joan Melly
4 years
Thank you everyone who came through for Joy ❤️ Whatever way , through prayers and even contributions🙏🏾❤️ means the world .
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Joan Melly
4 months
HE IS A RAPIST !!! Stop sugarcoating 🙂 @NationAfrica
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
4 months
Man at the centre of sex scandal in tea sector elected as KTDA director
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Joan Melly
4 years
Why did my mom show me a dress and tell me “hii ni ile unapenda, inaexpose matiti vizuri” 😭😭
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Joan Melly
5 years
Haha y’all kiss and tell? 😂💀the pits
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Joan Melly
4 years
Shooting shots but for jobs 😍
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No one’s mom did this pls
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Joan Melly
4 years
Ladies, now that we know exactly how it looks like ᵍᵉᵗ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵏᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ
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Joan Melly
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no❤️
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Joan Melly
3 years
In the exam room like “That question ask God”
@2njerii
Iron Lady . Mama J&J
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Reverend Githu scored 227 marks kcpe. He spent most of the time preaching nonsense
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Joan Melly
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The loud silence from our female representatives is so deafening. What a bunch of losers .
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Joan Melly
4 years
Asking me to come smoke and chill w you isn’t asking me out 😩😩
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Joan Melly
2 years
Grapes bought . Table check . We wait
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Joan Melly
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We have said we do not want that bill . Throw the entire thing in the bin !!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 months
We have listened to the views of Kenyans. The proposed 16% VAT on bread has been dropped. To support on reducing the cost of living we are doing something about vegetable oil so that we don’t make it expensive for Kenyans. Transfer of mobile services is key to many Kenyans and
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I be chilling then my mind goes “Ghalfa bin vuu” 😂😭😭
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Joan Melly
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My fellow creators please this is not the time for sponsored content or any content that’s not in regard to the finance bill . Don’t be tone deaf
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Joan Melly
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So tempted to start bragging about a nigga but I know better💀
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Joan Melly
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In terms of being an opportunist Sifuna and Babu are exactly the same. All of them are cut from the same cloth.
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Joan Melly
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“When the madness of an entire nation disturbs a solitary mind, it is not enough to say that the man is mad.” #RejectFinanceBill2024
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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Police tackle a man who attempted to disrupt a photo session by the Budget team led by Treasury Cabinet Secretary Njuguna Ndung’u shortly before leaving for Parliament
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