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💡 I summarize and explain Bitcoin for beginners. 🎯 I cut through the filler, fluff and BS 🚀 Follow me for intuitive Bitcoin education and practical formulas.

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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BTC_Archive Jamie Dimon doesn't know 💩 Bitcoin is a distributed system. Even if Satoshi resurfaced, he wouldn't be able to unilaterally change Bitcoin. Such is the power of decentralization 💥 And this guy runs the world's biggest bank 🤦‍♂️ 🤡🌎
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@yegg DuckDuckGo starts going political, that’s when it starts going downhill. Who gets to be the judge of what “misinformation” constitutes? I’m a huge fan, but must say I’m really put off by political interventions aka thought control.
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Bitcoin Guide
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@RadarHits @BTC_Archive El Salvador is not a vassal state 🦾 Well done ! Bitcoin > IMF
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5 months
@RadarHits Someone is taking a page from Bitcoin's book 😁
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Bitcoin Guide
6 months
@BitcoinMagazine Think of your greatest regret. Now multiply it by 10x. That's what the operator of that website must be feeling now 😅
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@Vivek4real_ Buying Bitcoin for the past 2 years weekly would've returned 146% 📈 The Dow Jones index would've returned 14% over the same period. Bitcoin is the fastest horse 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@Ashcryptoreal The summary: It's about playing the long game 📈 Enjoy the short-term dips as opportunities to buy. Think of it this way: Buy your Bitcoin with the mindset of holding it for 3 years. This will make you serious money 💰
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@TheCryptoLark Australia too. There'll soon be aussie Bitcoin spot ETFs 📈
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@TheCryptoLark All this demand could easily take Bitcoin to $1 million. It doesn't take a lot of capital to raise Bitcoin's price. The price at any given exchange is simply the amount of the latest trade. This is the multiplier effect. Bitcoin's price can rise fast 📈 Ride the rocket 🚀
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24 days
@RadarHits @ArkhamIntel Not only Germany makes crude mistakes 🤣
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1 month
@TheCryptoLark You never go all in on crypto. That would be crazy. Because you have to stay solvent, and you have to stay sane.
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BTC_Archive Hash rate approaching 700 EH/s 🚀 Why is this important? Because the more hash rate, the more secure Bitcoin is. And a more secure currency, is worth more. More secure is pricier 💰 Bullish 🚀
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1 month
Half a Bitcoin may not look impressive. But it is. When Bitcoin reaches $1 million. You have a home in your pocket. Huge win 🦾
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Bitcoin Guide
21 days
@RadarHits Short-sighted in that it's just fiat. They missed the chance to embrace Bitcoin for international payments. And start accumulating the best store of value.
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@RadarHits @JSeyff Ethereum is a sh*t coin 💩 It's an obvious security. Ethereum had an ICO and a rollback 🤡. It has a clear command center. It'd be crazy to not call Ethereum a security. The SEC is right on this one.
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4 months
@CryptoTea_ Not so fast, it's an accumulation of scarcity thing. It takes a few months.
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@EricBalchunas @LynAldenContact The real breakthrough would be if mainland Chinese investors could access those ETFs 💰📈
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@BitcoinMagazine This man is a winner 🦾 Half a Bitcoin may not look like much. But when Bitcoin hits $1 million, He has a home in his pocket. Bitcoin is victory ✌️
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7 months
@Vivek4real_ Congrats to this dude ✌️ It may not look like much to some, but in a few years when Bitcoin hits $1M, He'll have a home in his pocket. Huge win 💥
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@DylanLeClair_ The post office doesn't like email. Taxi drivers don't like uber. Banksters don't like Bitcoin. I wonder why 😂
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BitPaine Which helps explain why Bitcoin is going sideways. GBTC still has 600,00 Bitcoin. It lost 25,000 Bitcoin in about a week. At this rate, it would take 6 months to exhaust GBTC. Till then, enjoy the discounts and stack more 😃✌️
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Bitcoin Guide
6 months
@PeterMcCormack Cardano girls bags be like 🤣
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Bitcoin Guide
6 months
@Vivek4real_ This is the fate of every fiat.
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Bitcoin Guide
1 year
What you do is far more important than how you do it. When in doubt, zoom out. Consider whether what you're about to do moves the needle💥.
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4 months
@BitcoinMagazine I'd sell that 1 sat for the 33 BTC right away 💰 Because the "rare" sat will eventually collapse to what it is: 1 sat
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@CaitlinLong_ This is the 4th halving. There will be 32 halvings. One every 4 years. This is how early we are. Bitcoin 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
3 months
@BTC_Archive When the WEF says good things about Bitcoin. You know they had no choice, and Bitcoin will skyrocket 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@BitcoinMagazine @SamouraiWallet This anti money laundering thing has gone so far that I'm almost thinking F*ck this. Stop all cracking down on money laundering. Because the price for the rest of us is too high. And the potential for abuse is too high 👾
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@lopp We may be turning the ship 🚢 But the ship is gigantic and its inertia is enormous. It takes years to see clear results.
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24 days
@BitcoinMagazine Really hard to believe inflation numbers in an election year 🤡
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10 months
@danieleripoll @DaveRamsey Dave is wide off the mark, but not 100% wrong. Altcoins have such a kill switch, e.g. ether, tether, USDC, litecoin. 💩🪙s really. The irony is, Dave was describing every coin except #Bitcoin 🤣
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1 month
The cost of production of 1 Bitcoin post the 2024 halving is around $45,000. It is costly to make Bitcoin. And it has to be that way. This is the cost of the mechanism called proof-of-work. Proof-of-work is how the Bitcoin network, a distributed network of peers with no
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BitcoinNewsCom Bitcoin is sound money for all religions, political stances, races and genders 🌎
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4 months
@BitcoinMagazine This is the fate of every fiat currency. Some are faster, some slower. But it's only a matter of waiting long enough. You need Bitcoin 💰
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3 years
@waitbutwhy Astronomy feels like a transcendental experience to me. It's humbling, keeps me calm and centered. It's so fantastic it seems unreal. Yet it's all true.
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6 months
@BitcoinMagazine "Gold" is actually a little bearish 😁 The price target for Bitcoin is $2 million 💰 I did the math. This will be reached in a few years. Bitcoin is the best investment 📈
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@RadarHits Why the sudden change of heart @POTUS 🤣 ?
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7 months
@Breedlove22 Then Bitcoin would've created its own positive feedback loop 🚀 By destroying gold as a store of value. And therefore grabbing a bigger piece of the store of value market.
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5 months
@BitcoinMagazine @GayatriPC_ Imagine what happens to the price of Bitcoin in 20 days 📈 After the halving. When the daily Bitcoin production is cut in half from approx. 900 to 450. demand > supply Price skyrockets 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
10 months
@TheBTCTherapist Satoshi had uncanny foresight.
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1 month
Bitcoin is an exception. Most things human are fuck*d up. Bitcoin isn't. Because it's a global, decentralized, distributed system that no human, country, or company controls. It's the only incorruptible store of value in existence. Can't corrupt something that is spread out
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5 months
@Vivek4real_ Half a Bitcoin may not look impressive. But when Bitcoin reaches $1 million. This chad has a home in his pocket. Winner 🦾
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Bitcoin Guide
11 months
@maxkeiser One thing Bukele absolutely can't do is confiscate #Bitcoin , if in self-custody.
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@Ashcryptoreal This legend is set for life 💰 Just by believing in Bitcoin and acting on his belief. He rode the rocket for 13 years. Winner 👊📈
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@Breedlove22 Bitcoin is the biggest scam that's going to $2 million in a few years 💰📈 That means you can retire comfortably with 1 Bitcoin.
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Bitcoin Guide
21 days
@RadarHits Maybe the effects of wars and the mpox thing. People are preparing for a crash.
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BitcoinNewsCom This is GBTC's adjustment from trust to spot ETF. It'll happen for a long time because they have just under 600,000 BTC. Not every GBTC client will convert, of course. We'll see how long this goes. In the meantime, Bitcoin goes sideways.
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5 months
@EricBalchunas @LynAldenContact @RebeccaSin_SK That is an enormous opportunity for Bitcoin 🚀 With the Hong Kong spot ETF. The ETFs give Chinese investors legal access to Bitcoin. Filling the market gap to buy non-chinese assets. Bitcoin prices set to skyrocket 📈
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@pete_rizzo_ I notice randomness 🎲 Can't time the market.
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Bitcoin Guide
2 months
Your hardware wallet does not hold your Bitcoin. That's right. Your Bitcoin lives in the blockchain ⛓️ The blockchain is a distributed ledger and that's where Bitcoins are. What does a hardware wallet store, then? A hardware wallet stores your private key. That's the
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9 months
@BitcoinNewsCom Fantastic ✌️ That's honesty right there. A huge trust builder 🤩 Kudos to @AntPoolofficial 🎉
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BitcoinMagazine So probably no approval tomorrow.
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Bitcoin Guide
10 months
@BitcoinNewsCom Annual inflation in Argentina is 140%. As opposed to something like 12% for the US dollar. This Yanis guy doesn't know 💩
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@BTC_Archive Bitcoin has the fundamentals set for a massive bull run 📈 Banks are now paying attention to Bitcoin. The spot ETFs are the vehicle they needed. Soon it'll be crazy to not have 5% in Bitcoin. Enjoy the ride to the moon 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@Vivek4real_ Wondering if they're printing money to buy Bitcoin 💰 Thus making their own currency worthless. If that's indeed a nation state.
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@RadarHits The world needs Bitcoin. Stable coins are good media of exchange for now, but they're also government captured. And they're a terrible store of value, because backed by another melting ice cube, aka the US dollar. Bitcoin is the real deal 🪙
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Bitcoin Guide
3 months
Common question: "What is Bitcoin ?" One the simplest explanations I came up with: Bitcoin is decentralized, digital money. Like other forms of digital money, e.g. your bank account, credit card, etc, it's just numbers on a ledger. Your balance on a ledger, like an
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Bitcoin Guide
19 days
@RadarHits The crypto industry: Kamala Harris: 5% Donald Trump: 95% 🤣
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Bitcoin Guide
7 months
@danieleripoll Products and services get cheaper as productivity rises. That's what would happen if fiat currencies weren't constantly debased. That's what happens with Bitcoin 📈 Really well said, owning Bitcoin is like owning a stake in mankind's ingenuity ✌️
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@thomas_fahrer I'll tell you where the 2% comes from. It's the annual amount of money printing central banks think they can get away with. Low enough so people won't notice or care. It's just a guess, pulled out of their a55es. Circus world 🎪🌎 We're the clowns 🤡🤡🤡
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5 months
@BitcoinMagazine Rumor has it that Satoshi disappeared because of Bitcoin's lead dev Gavin Andresen's meeting with the CIA. That would be a sound reason. Satoshi may have been spooked 👾
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@PrestonPysh Let's see 🤔 A banker badmouthing an asset that removes power from the banks. Is it any wonder 🤣?
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Bitcoin Guide
7 months
@DocumentingBTC @CynthiaMLummis Bitcoin mining is a variable and controllable load. Said load can be turned off during periods of high demand, And turned on during periods of low demand. Thus balancing the grid's supply and demand. This makes energy demand stable and predictable. Thus making the
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6 months
@BitcoinMagazine The Nobel foundation should start paying out the winners in Bitcoin 💰 To enlarge the bounty, And to set the example ✌️
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Bitcoin Guide
7 months
@TheBTCTherapist They want you to be: 1. A servant to corporations for 40 years. 2. An indentured servant for 30 years. 3. Dependent on the State as much as possible. So they have leverage over you. Bitcoin offers respite.
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5 months
@CoinDesk @cheyenneligon @nikhileshde This anti money laundering thing has gone so far that I'm almost thinking F*ck this. Stop all cracking down on money laundering. Because the price for the rest of us is too high. And the potential for abuse is too high.
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Bitcoin Guide
26 days
@rovercrc Bitcoin will go to $100k regardless 📈 Because Bitcoin's fundamentals are the best. And fundamentals win long term.
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Bitcoin Guide
10 months
@BITVOLT7 Yes, that's the end game. 1. approve the ETFs. 2. ban self-custody. 3. tell people they can now buy through ETFs. It's for your safety 🦺
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4 months
@BitcoinMagazine Bitcoin is the best performing asset of the past 10 years 📈 Do as the banks do. Not as the banks say. Buy Bitcoin 💰
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@RadarHits We should investigate Elizabeth Warren's transactions and money sources.
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5 months
@BTC_Archive This is huge 💥 And Morgan Stanley is only one asset manager. Others will follow. Slowly, then suddenly 📈 Ride the rocket 🚀
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3 years
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2 months
@RadarHits And the eth ponzi is now officially an ETF 😅
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8 months
@TheCryptoLark The ETFs will take Bitcoin over the 2021 ATH 🚀 If there's a correction, it should be brief. It'll actually be a blessing to sideliners or Bitcoiners who would like to stack more 🍀 That's if a dip that big happens. I don't believe it after ETF approvals.
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Bitcoin Guide
3 years
@dvassallo That's indeed the best. Here are my favorites, in order of priority. I start with #1 , and if that's not possible, I work down the list. #1 eliminate. #2 automate. #3 Pareto it. #4 pick a good default and stick to it. #5 outsource.
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Bitcoin Guide
2 months
The 1 reason Bitcoin could reach $1 million in 2-3 years, for beginners It's important to know this reason because it'll help inform your investment decisions. This is the reason: Even if Bitcoin captured only 2% of the world's total market for store of value, it'd reach $1
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8 months
@BritishHodl Some believe that the price might fall in the short term. In a sell-the-news event, aka traders realizing profits. Good for us, great opportunity to stack 😀💰
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Bitcoin Guide
5 months
@BitcoinMagazine Tether holds Bitcoin as part of their reserves 💰 Soon enough currencies around the world will be backed by Bitcoin.
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Bitcoin Guide
10 months
@BTC_for_Freedom People don't realize how much bigger than #Bitcoin the outside money supply is. It doesn't take that much money inflow to move Bitcoin's price by a lot. It's like a gigantic reservoir trying to fill a small cup.
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6 months
@BritishHodl @Grayscale The price of Bitcoin seems surprisingly resilient to me. With that kind of outflows.
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@BTC_Archive Today is the last day to front run the institutions. Tomorrow, Bitcoin's early adopter phase is officially over 💥
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4 months
@maxkeiser Meaning that Tether itself acknowledges that Bitcoin is the reference currency. It's only a matter of time until others do. Bitcoin 📈 Ride the rocket 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
@MartyBent When you hear government officials deride Bitcoin, understand this is the subtext: Bitcoin matters. Otherwise they wouldn't be talking about it.
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7 months
@BitcoinNewsCom @ecb The post office doesn't like email. Bank tellers don't like online banking. Central bankers don't like Bitcoin. Is it any wonder 😂 ?
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4 months
@BTC_Archive This would make Bitcoin skyrocket and take it closer to $1 million that much sooner. Imagine that, 2x bigger than US ETFs. Bullish 🚀
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Bitcoin Guide
4 months
Simple explanation of Bitcoin UTXOs – and why they matter. A UTXO is Bitcoin transaction output. That is, any number of sats that you receive from a transaction. Think of it as your Bitcoin balance for a transaction: the amount of sats that were sent minus the transaction fee.
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Bitcoin Guide
28 days
@RadarHits Impressive how far common sense can take a country. If only common sense were common.
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1 month
@BitcoinMagazine @saylor Bitcoin is the opportunity of a lifetime. Your ticket to riches 💰
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6 months
@TellYourSonThis Q: Why are men no longer as obsessed as they used to be over women? A: Anti-male laws.
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11 months
@rumblevideo @dbongino Long live Rumble!
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7 months
@BTC_Archive @JSeyff Grayscale's selloff is clearly slowing down 📉 Which is why we're seeing higher Bitcoin prices this week. Grayscale outflows approx. cancel out Fidelity's inflows. Leaving all the other ETFs combined as inflows. Bullish 🚀
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11 months
@shouldhaveanima It's beautiful. I love the way it moves.
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10 months
@thomas_fahrer 87 years looks like an inordinate amount of time ⌛️ But think about it, it fits a human life span. The takeaway is, you can't trust fiat for long term wealth preservation 📉 Think retirement, for example.
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8 months
@BTC_Archive "Bitcoin does not align with our philosophies." That's corporate babble for, "We're doing this to cover our a55es as much as possible"
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Bitcoin Guide
8 months
@FitFounder Are you considering the * 100%-peanut, unsweetened peanut butter, or * the sugar and oils, junk food peanut butter ?
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8 months
@hodlonaut To me Bitcoin should be simply money and nothing else. Anything other than money compromises the main purpose. Which is money 💰
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11 months
@TellYourSonThis As a man gets older he becomes calmer, collected and strategic.
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4 months
@BitcoinMagazine @saylor @MicroStrategy Just buy and hold Bitcoin for 4 to 5 years 📈 That's all most people need to know initially. Then start learning.
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6 months
@CooliganFields Think of your greatest regret. Now multiply it by 10x. That's what that apartment's owner must be feeling now 😅
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5 months
@pete_rizzo_ You don't take Bitcoin investment advice from people who clearly haven't put in the hours to understand it. And so many investment pundits haven't. They may be extremely successful on their domains, but Bitcoin is a different animal. Ride the rocket 🚀
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