Michael Scofield🏂™️ @jmh_256 Twitter profile

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2 years

300 different world leaders gathering for one funeral in one location at a known date & time, what an opportunity

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1 year

Seeing the men I ignore daily with women in Marbella is making me furrrriousss!!!

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I don’t recall reading about university in the Bible are u sure we ain’t sinning????

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1 year

This fanbase is so special

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@TheHighburyHub

1 year

🚨 Jurrien Timber uploaded an Instagram story featuring a song by American rapper ‘Gunna’. 👀

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1 year

Can olive oil be used for cooking? This whole time I thought it was only for anointing

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@90sBabyShow

1 year

£7.50 for oil 🙆🏿‍♂️

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3 years

if england win I’ll post my girl

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4 years

Angry crackers behind Jennifer Lopez singing in Spanish😭😭😭

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1 year

I see this meme doing a lot of mental damage to fans this season

zäc🧛🏿‍♂️

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1 year

“West Ham Central”

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3 years

pickpocketers acting like established billionaire entrepreneurs is the funniest thing🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

@Itsejuwa I have FT

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4 years

Nella makes a ‘ur mum’ joke🤝someone brings it to twitter🤝ppl get onto her🤝someone says “but where YOUR mum tho🤝outrage🤝repeat

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3 years

Me eating out with the mandem after being forced to taste test my girl’s meal preps all week

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3 years

Everyone on my tl saying 10/10 without spoiling, may God enlarge your territory in the new year

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1 year

dkm no brand deals for her, she’ll dancing amapiano on tiktok like sh*q and t*nya

boohoo

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1 year

Catherine byeeeee 👋🏽

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8 months

the Stormzy pic has finished me

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8 months

Romelu Lukaku Brother does not even try and hide it, too far gone.

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@Drealz4 How you using God’s oil to fry egg

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3 years

Medhy’s talent show performance: #loveIsland

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10 months

Just realised Sam is the brudda in this video who’s girl cheated with his boy & begged for forgiveness🤣🤣🤣 #ImACeleb

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4 years

Was life even in colour at this time

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4 years

Primary school days ALL the girls had Aaliyah posters, I remember when she passed girls in the playground were in tears

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1 year

Do you know how hard I’ll laugh if no one picks Molly and she’s sent home again😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Trust me African parents don’t care. They just care about what other parents are going to think.

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5 months

Ben White celebrating getting a late England call up only to realise its for WWIII not the Euros

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@jmh_256

1 year

Swahili is taught in uk/usa universities, Russian schools and is also used in trade across Europe, u guys should use more metrics than “I saw Asake in the O2”

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@maintishe

1 year

Yoruba is definitely the most exported African language. It’s not going anywhere and I love that for us.

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5 months

He is Risen! Have a Blessed Easter Sunday❤️

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2 years

Dami choosing Summer vs Indiyah choosing Deji #LoveIsland

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6 months

U guys though omah lay babe was bad just wait me

Shenseea

@SHENYENG

6 months

UK 🇬🇧 I'm coming!!!

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@osowxvyy Fam😭😭😭her cripple yute must’ve been on perimeter patrol

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3 months

Foden LW v Saka RW first half performance

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1 year

Trust me African parents don’t care. They just care about what other parents are going to think.

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1 year

tears this guys been a neek for 2 years😭

Nabeel 🇲🇦

@Nabz24z

1 year

can we publicly vote to kick chunkz out of the beta squad he’s so unfunny it hurts

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6 months

u idiots are on big socials telling the world you did ur parent’s degrees for them

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2 years

@artybyrt Sounded better in my head

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1 year

Bare girls in power but they’ll make us watch 2 sex scenes of drew per episode

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1 year

@Tejan9ine Bro I genuinely never knew🤣it has a specific smell you can’t associate with food

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3 years

“You fr got thicker?😋😋😋”

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1 year

“are you the same guy” is still killing me, deffo a Londoner😭

Sadiq Khan

@SadiqKhan

1 year

Are you the same guy who dropped his house building targets? Because I’m the guy who started building more council homes than the rest of England combined, exceeded your affordable homes targets & built more homes of any kind than since the 1930s. This is desperate nonsense.

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1 year

You man always post this stuff and wonder why we never stay quiet

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@UTDTrey

1 year

I promise you, Arsenal won’t survive this.

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3 years

“because we all know it won’t be the same😇” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sha’Carri Richardson

@itsshacarri

3 years

The support 🤎🖤my community I thank y’all , the negative forget y’all and enjoy the games because we all know it won’t be the same 😇.

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People are calling him a weirdo for outing a guy who scammed his boys of 6 figures😂😂😂I forget you guys are all millionaires

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8 months

“put it on my head”

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@uchesdrive

8 months

African parents went 10/10 with their responses

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3 years

allies realising the swiss made bank deals with germans after saying they’re neutral

Hollywood Taco Shop Stan Acct

@TheQualeCall

3 years

World war 2 Twitter woulda been bussin

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1 year

that’s 2.8 bodies a day for 10 years

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@BBCNews

1 year

Footballer Benjamin Mendy said he slept with 10,000 women, court hears

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3 years

Me making a GoFundMe after Wanda’s hex turns me into a street-beggar for no reason:

Sosa 🇵🇸🕋

@jamz13_

3 years

Being a civilian in a city of superhero’s must be so long 😭

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2 years

He saw congo dog’s tweets im in tears

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2 years

🚨| JUST IN: João Félix has AGREED to EXTEND his contract with Atlético de Madrid until 2027. [🎖️: @MatteMoretto ]

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11 months

Nketiah to the haters

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Smith Rowe and Kiwior… but Nketiah.

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marni

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3 years

Boys removing u when u don’t open their messages is the funniest thing😂😂😂😂

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4 years

the meeting:

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3 years

Homeless ppl always got a big dog on them, they worried about the wrong roof😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😳😳😳😳

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These man take one L then start fighting the world😭😭😭😭

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@mr_jbanks ibr I need a nollywood style plot, he’s in a coma & will have a miraculous recovery

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3 years

Damn u really miss the spotlight huh?

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@itsshacarri

3 years

Missing me yet?

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3 years

Heeaaarrrrr meinen mann

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4 years

how do I block the black race on twitter

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Bros eating thanos’ foreskin

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@osowxvyy I have no words

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@jmh_256

1 year

imagine a team 5 divisions below tweeting “comfortable 3-1 win” on your head

Hemel Hempstead Town FC

@hemelfc

1 year

FULL TIME| A comfortable 3-1 win for the Tudors in our third game of this pre-season campaign. 🔴⚪️

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You been prostituting for 6 months and ain’t even touched 400 followers yet😂😂😂😂😂😂concentraaate

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1 year

I’m glad we had this Selhurst park match early on in the season

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@jmh_256

2 years

@02suzette Bro I’m not shamima begum I was just speculating, I’m a risk analyst

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@jmh_256

1 year

When’sa your dolmio day?

Love Island

@LoveIsland

1 year

Bombshell alert ❤️‍🔥 Scottish gal Mal is looking for love and says she's had her eye on Zachariah, Sammy and Scott 👀 #LoveIsland

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3 years

You waiting for the 20% and monthly gifts he promised before pamming

Abi Malc | UK UGC Creator | Model | Voice Artist

@abimalx

3 years

@iAmCroe It depends on his income but I'd say around 20% of his earnings. Say he makes £5k monthly then £1-£1.5k should be fine for the weekly dates and a small monthly gift.

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♻️

@nazariodeIima

1 year

. @CLINT419 peep this sir lmao. Donnies talkin crazy on your name like you’re not HIM.

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“I love you”

#FreeCongo 🇨🇩

@osowxvyy

1 year

@jodiepetite I love you

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@jennzngwux doing promo for dlt dublin

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1 year

Half of them are United fans

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

1 year

COME ON CITY!!! 😍💙 @LewisSteele_

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1 year

I want mass ofcom reports for Ella, I’m gonna look for colourist tweets from 2009 aswell

Rainyzion

@Rainyzion

1 year

This hurts!! 💔😭 Ty refuses to have a chat with Ella 💔 #LoveIsland

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1 year

the amount of ballers who’s homes get burgled is a joke

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

1 year

🚨😳| Matteo Guendouzi's house has been burgled, his partner was home when burglars smashed through a bedroom window. Here’s his reaction to finding out about what happened. Praying everyone is ok 🙏

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3 years

he looks like he’s about to ask me to remember his Facebook password

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@jmh_256

2 years

UK niggas watching the Super Bowl rn😂😂😂 #SuperBowl

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2 years

Summer apologising for stealing Dami from Indiyah #LoveIsland

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@jmh_256

4 years

Germany were still paying reparations when this went to uni🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Primary school days ALL the girls had Aaliyah posters, I remember when she passed girls in the playground were in tears

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1 year

@VanessaRennae oi this is sending meeee

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@jmh_256

3 years

“He won’t fit in with my mum and dad” 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 #LoveIsland

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3 years

i can see you dont know your class anymore

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2 years

Elena was the worst part of the show, and when she left somehow the show got even worse.

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€

@yagitwotimes

3 years

Only in London where a nigga will be wearing a big rolex/AP and his girl will be watchless lol. Buy her a kettle bro don’t b deep

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@jmh_256

3 years

only type in lowercase cos i hate capitalism 🏌🏾‍♂️

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@jmh_256

3 years

fish stew ain’t bad, ur mum can’t cook🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Ash Sarkar

@AyoCaesar

3 years

i want your food opinions that get you this reaction

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@jmh_256

4 years

“Lots of people on here want me fired for expressing my opinion on the Pinocchio Princess. If you want to join them, there are various petitions still doing the rounds from the last few times you've all tried, and failed, to have me fired for saying what I think.”

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

4 years

Lots of people on here want me fired for expressing my opinion on the Pinocchio Princess. If you want to join them, there are various petitions still doing the rounds from the last few times you've all tried, and failed, to have me fired for saying what I think.

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@ZAIMONET I’m sure the conversation is about non-yorubas speaking yoruba around the world, not yoruba emigrants in the diaspora speaking a language they’re still native to

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3 years

chess not checkers, talk 🔜 #LoveIsland

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1 year

@ModernWrighty It’s only right

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7 months

“It’s the Asian in me” after “you’re making it a race thing” fc were full of rage yesterday

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@lordddesi

7 months

After the crash yesterday some Asians STILL haven’t learnt the consequences of driving whilst doing balloons 🤦🏽‍♂️🎈

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3 years

the baller in question:

Boss Don Ranivel aka Toni Santana

@RaniJuelz

3 years

Nahhh she needs some real friends you know 😩😩😭 she’s actually messier than those LAHH bitches

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The funniest thing is I’m so sure these are really his food pics

#FreeCongo 🇨🇩

@osowxvyy

11 months

Pov: I’m your husband 😋

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2 years

Mosesldn’s homeless shelter in Lagos coming like Queen’s child project, sorry to whoever donated😭😭

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3 years

all these people do is write disso’s on men that’ll never know them & list 50 icks from exes that don’t exist👍🏾

ZORAYA (only account)

@ZorayaBlack_

3 years

Ok I’m ngl as good looking as I find d*mson idr*s, he makes me cringe. I cannot stand guys who like themselves too much. Too much winking, licking of lips, overly recording, it’s just so robotic and pretty.

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@osowxvyy Tomiyasu v Olise🕊️

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