Midge @jmhXIII Twitter profile

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Leaving yer gf or bf in bed in the mornin while you head to work is actual torture

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Honestly hate they 3-5 second conversations with someone that’s walking passed you🌚🌚🌚 always stutter n say something pure stupid 😭😭😂😂

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@jmhXIII

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Just because someone is smiling doesn’t mean they are happy. Always be nice. Think before you speak.

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Pure fries my brain how everyone has a different perception of every person. Like no two poeple will have the same exactly perception of someone it will always be slightly different

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@jmhXIII

5 years

What a build up for a piss poor ending fs was expecting him to clean out a group of 10 birds or something

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They tode him it couldn’t be done...this man had a dream! Watch Til end youfff

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6 years

Scotland’s maybe a drug infested shit weathered country but we’re actually years in front of other countries. Free tuition for schools & further education free health care free fanny items best patter and the list goes on. Keep up the good work troops

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Defo thought he missed the first pool n fucked it😶

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@jmhXIII

6 years

How the fuck is Jamie Oliver having such a fucking influence on what’s being banned ect but he’s the chef that’s fucking over weight. Fat dick fuck off

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@jmhXIII

5 years

Honestly breaks my heart, boys living my worst fear ever. Heart goes out to him! Real tears man❤️

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@jmhXIII

5 years

My heart just sank looking on this girl’s profile. Honestly my worst nightmare losing someone so close to me so suddenly😭

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Love FaceTiming my pals the morning after a night out and listening to the stories ahahahahah

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@jmhXIII

5 years

Anyone that tries to embarrass anyone around anyone ???

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@jmhXIII

7 years

When it's 4am in a gaff n yer pals da strolls

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@jmhXIII

6 years

I wanna go to these places in the next 10 years Bali Thailand Honk Kong India New York Greece Italy France Germany Egyptian pyramids Iceland Alaska Bora Bora North Coast 500 Madeira Brussels Krakow Sweden Australia New Zealand Hawaii Fiji

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Why are people still dressing up for Halloween fs basically Christmas next week

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Pure hate it when you hear an absolute banger n you don’t get the name of it and it haunts you for ages pure gutted man 😭

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Was sitting chewing on malteasers n Sophie asks what I’m eating n they were her malteasers that I got her so I was like awww fuck n she smelled my breath n goes “that’s my malteasers ya prick” fkn smelled my breath n knew the fat bitch Honestly fkn love her man brillaint

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Wish i grew up in the 70’s/80’s where people never got offended by absolute anything life just seemed sooo much more simple back then

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@jmhXIII

6 years

No matter how bad you think you’ve got it someone else out there will have it a lot worse

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@jmhXIII

5 years

See since lassies get boob jobs & nose jobs through the NHS I reckon I should play the same card for being specky and get laser eye treatment, slagged every day because of it 😭

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4 years

Ahahaha No catch me out, beauty blender babe

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6 years

This made my heart happy

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Mate wtf grow a set of baws n go get a few with her

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@Emily_Rose30

6 years

Fellas, here is how NOT to talk to females.

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6 years

If im no driving a mint car, staying in a mint house with a worldie and plenty of money in the bank by 35 I’ll be rather gutted

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Ever just look at someone n think to yourself holy fuck I fucking love you

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Appreciate the ones around you because you never know when their time is up😚❤️

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@jmhXIII

6 years

This is heavy fried but why does nobody question how you can send a text to someone miles & miles away and it just pops up on their phone seconds later.. my heads pure mush man

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@jmhXIII

7 years

Scotlands such a laugh it's a joke😂

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Seriously but imagine travelling he world with someone you love n enjoy spending time with

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7 years

When a burds gettin pipey

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5 years

17 years, you were my best friend RIP buddy😭😣❤️

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@jmhXIII

7 years

No surrender, Carlos Pena! Good luck my friend🇬🇧

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@jmhXIII

5 years

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET A MACHINE GUN ON A PLANE IN 2019

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Ngl I was genuinely about to get ragin until I realised he was helping the poor wee thing

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@jmhXIII

5 years

Get a grip it’s chips n cheese

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Cheesy chips - ultimate hangover cure

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@jmhXIII

6 years

It’s all about who you want to send funny tweets too

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Grown fucking man basically gets grounded for raping a child. SYSTEM IS FUCKED UP!!

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@10TV

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Man sentenced to 90 days of house arrest after rape of 5-year-old #10TV

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6 years

Mental how the group of pals you have at schools can whittle away, feel as if I’ve no even got a ‘group’ of pals anymore just a few I’m still close with and others I never thought I would’ve been close too👀

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@jmhXIII

6 years

no lemon no melon Backwards is spelled the same wtf

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@jmhXIII

4 years

Unbelievably well said

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@BBCLookNorth

4 years

“I’ve not got that many years left of me and I’m not going to be fastened in a house.” Here’s how one 83-year-old in Barnsley reacted to the news that tier three restrictions will be introduced in South Yorkshire from Saturday. See more here:

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@jmhXIII

8 years

Holy fuck 😭😂😭😂😭

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@jmhXIII

6 years

How much are they? £3

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@ladbible

6 years

Strawberry Freddo bars are officially a thing 😍

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@jmhXIII

5 years

This is the most psycho behaviour I’ve ever came across. Don’t trust yer bf/gf then break up with them. Mad weirdos

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Cmon you do it

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6 years

I love Facebook

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@jmhXIII

7 years

Why is it when I fancy fuck out someone they never fancy me back

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Pish n shite everywhere ahahahaha

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Me n Eyal would scare folk with the fried chats we would have sitting at 5am in a gaff

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@jmhXIII

7 years

What a pure scumbag man cunts heavy punching cos he’s an ugly bastard and he’s got the cheek to think that’s awright fuckin put the nut on the cunt doll

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@channel5_tv

7 years

Do men and women really think differently about the emotional impact cheating will have on their partner? 🤔 #OneNightWithMyEx

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6 years

This Madeline McCann pish is really annoying me now. She’s been missing for like a decade and millions is being spent on her alone??? What about all the other child abductions that don’t get the attention and searched given up a month later!? Shocking man imo

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@jmhXIII

7 years

Guess I’ll be going into 2018 how I entered 2017 ahaha skint as fuck, single as fuck and specky as fuck

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6 years

c r i n g e

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Being settled with someone that’s so alike is amazing but also a very dangerous game. both bein stubborn doesn’t work, one of us need the last say and best of all either out alll night till daft o’clock upto nonsense or sit in order a takeaway n watch a film you’ve seen 50 times

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@jmhXIII

7 years

Having someone that sends ye funny tweets via dm is what your wantin

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@jmhXIII

6 years

It’s actually mental how there’s millions n millions of other planets out there yet we still haven’t found life yet

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6 years

I don’t acc stalk folk I just go on a random clicking spree cos I get bored of my timeline and see what other folk rt’s and Likes are cos I’ve nothing else better to do with my time

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7 years

Felt like January has lasted longer than the whole of 2017 did

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7 years

Don't care what the circumstances are cheating on someone is lowest of the low

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Cunts that call their DINNER their ‘tea’ are defo worth the watching

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6 years

Pure shite when yer gf/bf falls asleep before you and your wide awake

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6 years

Strange how lonely you can feel even when your with a group of people

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8 years

aye awfa shite......

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Got the bestest gf ever man pure absolute diamond holy fuck im a lucky bastard

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6 years

Holy fuck btw 10 outta 10 for effort pal

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oh my god naw who is this🤕😭

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This scares the life out of me

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Craving the following Nando’s Chinese Pizza Steak n peppercorn sauce Dominoes cookies In n out burger KFC McNuggets

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@jmhXIII

6 years

If you are constantly negative about things then you’ll start to see more negative outcomes. If your positive about things you will start to see more positive outcomes. Just because sometime doesn’t work out doesn’t mean it’s no gonna work out in the long term🌚 be happy troops

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6 years

I’m just really no enjoying life a lot atm

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5 years

Drink and drugs does not help mental health issues but its a very easy way for people to escape the darkness/loneliness to enjoy the high of both drink and drugs

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@jmhXIII

8 years

Just me that wonders if that lassie from the 'Gary fkn do me eh' video actually got her hole or no

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Just sat watching this for a good 15 minutes

What The F*** Facts

@WhatTheFFacts

6 years

A moment of bliss Credit:

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@jmhXIII

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Imagine you pure fell in love w someone to find out they didn’t like crime series like CSI, NCIS, Criminal minds🌚🌚🌚 bye Felicia x

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6 years

This makes me feel extremely uncomfortable

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Anybody else’s girl annoy fuck oot them by poking, prodding & punching them and then as soon as you do it back it’s ‘too far’🌚🌚

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@jmhXIII

7 years

Heavy shite when you pure fancy someone but know you've nae chance

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7 years

Too many young people being taken away recently😰 never know when your last good bye is gonna be. Don’t make feuds. Make memories👬👫💙

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6 years

I wanty settle down again there a said it

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6 years

When you forget yer PE kit n get told to check the lost n found basket

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6 years

Being 5 thousand miles from home and not being able to say goodbye to my gran is heartbreaking but I know her and my papa are both sooooo proud of me following my dream out in the USA. Keep fighting darlin will always love you😪😅🖤

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8 years

Some people need to realise just because it's no splashed all over social media it's no happening🤔

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5 years

How hard dyou think you could slap her before she felt it

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7 years

Pls tell me it’s no just me having proper weird dreams

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6 years

me spending money at the weekend vs me spending money on things I really need in life

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6 years

Pizza is a circular shape delivered in a square box cut in triangles

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6 years

Could sleep for a week straight and wake up still tired holy fuckin fuck

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£41 for 30 pair of contacts is daylight robbery just bcos I don’t wanty be specky

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When feeling shite = Lewis capaldi on repeat

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Cannot wait for the stage when all my pals are getting married man wedding are fucking class getting onnit all day with your close friends & family enjoying life with quality speeches

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@jmhXIII

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Must be the only cunt that’s not that fussed about going to Ibiza 😂 traveling the world is what I’m all about 🇬🇧🌎🛫

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@jmhXIII

6 years

Why have I became extremely tired 24/7 recently

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@jmhXIII

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Kids in this up coming generation will never understand the fun that’s in playing hunts around the schemes or playing football from when the school finished until the street lights came on and it seriously breaks ma heart

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6 years

Are things okay at home!?

Shanice🖤

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Unpopular opinion but garlic bread is so overrated wtf

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Snapchat memories can either hit hard or just appreciate the good times

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@jmhXIII

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hate it when your walking n somecunts walking towards you but they start walking right at you so you move to the side n they move the same side then your left doing a salsa dance in the middle of the street with a complete stranger

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Being constantly tired but not being able to sleep is becoming a regular occurrence

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Pure shite when you know someone’s on their phone but no replying to you :))))

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Took me a good 3 minutes to realise I’m a retard

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