Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof Twitter profile

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

9 months

The NHL releasing some dumb Utah expansion news in the wake of the Hockey Canada information breaking is about as translucent of a news cycle manipulation attempt as I've ever seen.

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In case you missed it, John Tavares and Russell Brand are selling the same mystery amulet that they pass off as having healing properties that also protect you from wifi and is backed by people who believe in mind control, which I did not have on any of my NHL bingo cards.

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The amulet can also heal wounds, accordingly the captain of the toronto maple leafs

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Jesse Marshall

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10 months

Dude took the shortest route into the head of every fan in that stadium. I both applaud and appreciate this.

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@OmarDRuiz

10 months

Kyler Murray reporting for work in Philly wearing a Penguins Sidney Crosby sweater

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3 years

I feel bad these days for kids that didn't grow up with plastic Mylec pads. Literally anyone could be a goalie in your neighborhood street hockey games. You could slide cross-crease on asphalt. The straps cut the circulation off to your legs and serrated your skin but whatevs.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Crosby getting taken out with a head injury while playing some of the best hockey of his life for a second time doesn’t seem anything other than cruel.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

11 months

This is wildly unnecessary. If I played in the UK, I would think long and hard about whether or not I want to take the ice in my next game knowing I could be liable for manslaughter if something horrible were to happen in the form of a freak accident.

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

11 months

Man arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after death of Nottingham Panthers ice hockey player Adam Johnson

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Reminder to everyone that in 2015 Steve Simmons ran with a bad source on Phil Kessel eating hot dogs every day on the way home in an attempt to paint a picture of him as lazy and out of shape. Kessel then went on to win back-to-back Cups in PGH without missing a single game.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

9 months

Dylan

@PowellAnalytics

9 months

If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

Just a public service announcement. Don't gatekeep being a hockey fan. If you see a new fan ask a question that you'd consider "below you,", either don't comment on it, or take the opportunity to be a teacher and help them understand. We all started somewhere. More fans isn't bad

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

Yesterday my wife and I made the most important trade deadline acquisition of all. A healthy, beautiful, 6lb 15oz baby girl. Everyone is healthy. Dad is an exhausted mess. We felt all your prayers and good vibes.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

On this day in 2010, Ilya Kovalchuk signed a 17 year contract with the New Jersey Devils.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

6 years

You know what the Pens are gonna take to their graves? Back to back Stanley Cup titles. You don't define a dynasty by its failure to 3-peat, you define by its ability to do something no one else in the salary-cap era of hockey has ever done. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

Hockey isn't important right now. I won't stick to sports. If you support this, I do not want to talk about hockey with you, so you can leave now and save us both the trouble later.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

The NHL tells you during this press conference that they take sexual assault allegations seriously while they simultaneously work to avoid the questions of the journalist who broke open the report on Chicago's sexual assault case. This is literally a circus.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Bro shouldn’t be allowed back in an NHL arena. Like, any of them.

Scott Kaplan

@ScottKaplanOn

2 years

Fight at MSG #NYR #NoQuitInNY #Fights #TampaBay

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 months

Reminder: if there’s someone out there you’ve been thinking of calling to squash a beef or just reconnect, do it. Life is short. Tomorrow is never a guarantee.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

Certainly symbolic of looking the other way

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@NHLBlackhawks

3 years

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

5 years

1. NHL suspends the regular season 2. Decent haitus 3. Virus is contained and season begins again 4. Guentzel - Malkin - Rust

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Hextall should be fired first thing in the morning. Let’s see how close this ownership group is paying attention and what their level of investment is. Big guns showed they can still play. Letting him poorly run the final years of the core is negligent beyond all comprehension.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

1 year

In one trade, Kyle Dubas jettisoned all of Pittsburghs fat, a first and second round pick, and got back last years Norris Trophy winner and one of the best offensive defensemen in the modern era of hockey. That’s wild.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

7 months

WE GOT NO GOALS WE GOT NO JAKE OUR BOBBLEHEADS ARE FALLIN OFF

Pittsburgh Penguins

@penguins

7 months

The Penguins announced today that the shipment carrying the Jagr bobbleheads for tonight’s game has been stolen en route to Pittsburgh. As a result, the bobbleheads will not be distributed at tonight’s game, but will be distributed at a later date.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

What a moment.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

7 months

So there’s no way to correctly score an empty netter now?

Gino Hard

@GinoHard_

7 months

Nico Hischier puts the puck into the empty net after the final horn and Brady Tkachuk goes berserk 😳

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

I've just been told the Pittsburgh @penguins are covering the cost of this charter. Class organization top to bottom. What an unreal experience for these girls to be able to have a ride to the game they rightfully earned their place in! What a great story for a Tuesday!

Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Yoooo RT’ing for visibility - who can help out the Monessen Girls Basketball team?

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

7 months

The greatest thing on the internet is Jaromir Jagr’s ongoing party in Pittsburgh. He’s been in Pittsburgh more the last two weeks than he has the last decade. Last night he ate a huge bowl of ice cream in the suite he was in. Dude is making up for lost time. Non stop party.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

Leipsic’s DM’s reek of jealousy. He singles out hockey players better than him with happy family lives. Says a lot about him as a person, no?

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

8 months

Detroit is, imo, the most fun team in the NHL right now.

Dimitri Filipovic

@DimFilipovic

8 months

this is just beautiful hockey

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

Got some news that my wife and I are super excited to share. Our expected babies per 60 has increased to 1 for the year 2021. Beyond blessed and estatic.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 months

I hate the argument that Joel Quenneville and Stan Bowman "deserve a right to make a living." Are they only capable of working in the NHL? Is that the only job available to these two adult men? I was unaware they were ineligible for work in every other aspect of life.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

7 years

The Flyers have used three goalies in this series and Sidney Crosby has scored on all of them.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

That’s good because the rest of the city IS NOT

Rob Rossi

@Real_RobRossi

2 years

“Sid is in a good place.” — Mike Sullivan, Penguins coach, on injured captain Sidney Crosby

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

1 month

How unselfish is this guy? Unreal. Absolute legend.

Frank Seravalli

@frank_seravalli

1 month

Penguins announce Sidney Crosby has signed a two-year extension: 2 years x $8.7 million.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

7 years

Sidney Crosby is ridiculous, chapter 9,325,840

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

@nolanbianchi JAY BEAGLE SHOULDNT HAVE TO WATCH THIS LEVEL OF SKILL WHILE HES ON THE ICE Is the funniest cry I’ve legitimately heard from an announcer in my life

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

Sidney Crosby has scored 500 goals. We all knew it would happen against Philly. What a moment. What a career. We are blessed to have been a witness to it.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

6 years

Christmas is cancelled this year. We will be celebrating Bryan Rust instead.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

1 year

Earlier this morning, I told my papap, my best friend in the world, it was okay to let go. I was gonna take care of everyone and he didn’t need to linger in pain. He passed hours after I left. I appreciate the kind words, support, and love I have received from all of you.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

1 year

Sharks team that just lost by 9 + Penguins team with several days off = The worst night of our lives?

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

"Hockey the sport is great, but I'm so tired of the NHL." - @StaffGraph What a great quote.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

Jack Johnson should not see the ice surface for the rest of this evening. Or series. He is woefully out of his element here and is bleeding scoring chances every time he steps on the ice. Mike Sullivan’s ship is going down and he’s ignoring the hole.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

6 years

Jared McCann is what Penguins fans thought they were getting when JR traded for Derick Brassard last year.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

You’d think Tanner Pearson takes matters with Brendan Leipsic into his own hands when hockey comes back. I would imagine Jake Virtanen is on that list too. Lots of guys are going to be lining him up for a long time to come. Assuming he’s in the league.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

There’s no defending this

Keith Olbermann

@KeithOlbermann

3 years

Tom Wilson is a psychopath. This time is the last time. Ban him for life, arrest him #Capitals #Psycho

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

Yo, real talk. The Penguins are a really good hockey team. And they're about to get back one of the best offensive players of our generation. Yikes.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

1 month

The face he makes when he says Chicken Parmesan and Caesar Salad indicate this is a meal he's been served with 87 a few dozen or so times. That is a hilariously visceral reaction.

Pens Inside Scoop

@PensInsideScoop

1 month

Geno has a feeling that Sid’s contract extension dinner is going to be Italian 😂🍝…

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

5 years

We desperately need to see Crosby and Malkin in this before they retire.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

6 years

Antonio Brown is taking the throne for most annoying sports figure of all time.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

8 months

This is honestly unreal. My daughter paid attention to hockey for the first time. I might like this better than the regular broadcast. And they do such a good job of explaining the rules for kids.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 years

I'm done with the Bell Let's Talk hashtag.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Sidney Crosby is playing on another level right now. He’s seeing things before they happen. Changing the pace of the game with every puck touch. He is telegraphing things to the Rangers that do not exist and throwing ridiculous passes around them while they look the wrong way.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

6 years

Since Crosby has come into the league, I don’t think you can name a player that has exhibited the level of chemistry Jake Guentzel has with Sidney Crosby. Not even Marian Hossa in his short time on 87’s line. It’s just a perfect match, no?

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

I don’t know if this is the last run with this core, but let’s enjoy it and not cannibalize each other. It feels like yesterday we were gearing up for Crosby and Malkin making their debut in Ottawa in 2006. This is a reminder to enjoy the rest of it, take nothing for granted.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

5 years

Of all the comebacks the Penguins have had this year, it feels like this one is the biggest. They’re now within striking distance of the Islanders, they continue to control games outright, and they do not have Sidney Crosby. This is an extremely dangerous hockey club.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

13 days

EVERYONE GET HYPE RIGHT NOW. OPEN THIS PIT UP.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Sidney Crosby is so good. I think that’s what frustrates me the most about this situation. We have seen his game evolve into something freshly dominant year after year. 1.20 PPG at 35 years old in the toughest division in hockey. It’s criminal to waste it like this.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

4 months

Saw this on Reddit. My immediate answer: Fernando Pisani. What’s yours?

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 months

“I made a great decision everyone should be very happy about and to showcase that I am going to go private so I can hide from the overwhelmingly positive responses I’m getting.”

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

We are six years into Mike Sullivan’s tenure as head coach and the Penguins are arguably playing their most stringent systematic hockey right now. No coach has kept this level of longevity in the Crosby/Malkin era. Sullivan has found the perfect pace/style of play and has buy in.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Trying to remain as unbiased and fairly critical as I can but I cannot see that Trouba situation as anything other than an attempted clothesline. He extends his arm. This is dirty, there’s no other way to look at it.

John Shannon

@JShannonhl

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Trouba on Crosby…Point of impact.

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Jesse Marshall

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3 years

Jake Guentzel is one of the most criminally underrated hockey players in the National Hockey League. I mean criminally underrated. Absolutely dominant this season with or without Crosby. Points in 20 of 21 games and no one outside of Pittsburgh is talking about it.

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

On this day in Penguin history 13 years ago, a mere three minutes into a pivotal game seven.....

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

Crosby is slowly inching towards that non-human level of play just before the playoffs

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 months

Lemieux - 161 points in 70 games Jagr - 149 points (62 goals) in 82 games Francis - 119 points in 77 games It’s not even close.

Spittin' Chiclets

@spittinchiclets

3 months

This was an alright line. What is the greatest NHL first line?

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

On this day, 13 years ago.

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Jesse Marshall

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4 years

The perception and history of Crosby being whiner dates back to Ken Hitchcock in origin. He said it, people believed it, and every time Crosby got vocal with a ref, like every player does, people pointed at and said: "Look, just like everyone said! He's doing it again!"

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

I think this video is good because it’s shows the sort of organic bubble up that occurs when calls aren’t made. The onus on fixing shifts to the players. Lack of game management fosters this. You can just feel things boiling over because of dismissive refs.

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

Hextall got absolutely fleeced on this Granlund deal. Just taken to the cleaners.

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Jesse Marshall

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7 years

There are no funny jokes about Erik Karlsson losing a child. Approximately 0 of them. And I don't want to see them RT'd into my timeline.

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

Malkin got suplexed and ends up in the box. The penguins end up shorthanded. This is farcical.

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Jesse Marshall

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3 years

On this day in 2017 the NHL released a list of the top 100 players of all time and it didn’t include Evgeni Malkin lol

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Positive: the Penguins didn’t lose game two because of Louie Domingue.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

10 months

Unprompted? You’re the prompt. It’s literally you and your “report.” This is called accountability.

Anthony SanFilippo

@AntSanPhilly

10 months

Well, Torts just lit me up in his press conference about Kevin Hayes. Completely unprompted. That ought to be a joy for everyone for the next couple days.

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Jesse Marshall

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3 years

The Penguins deserved better than what Tristan Jarry gave them today. This wasn’t a playoff worthy performance from him in any fashion. Four goals tonight, all from nowhere circumstances.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

No Crosby, No Malkin, No Letang, No Rust, No Carter Looking forward to five months from now when Sullivan doesn’t get nominated for the Jack Adams again because everyone will have forgotten about this by voting time and “he’s got Crosby”

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Jesse Marshall

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7 months

People jumped down my throat when I said Malkin was generating chances just fine and was anchored by AHL talent on the wings so it didn’t matter. He needed help. He got help. Now behold the result. I’ll die on this hill if needed.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

This is a Penguins team that could hardly produce a single competent forecheck in the final weeks of the season. Punch me in the face metaphorically the next time I say a group of veterans like this can’t flip the switch.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

7 years

Sidney Crosby decides to win a hockey game.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

3 years

I know everyone wants to panic but I thought the Penguins played well and probably should have won that game. This is the playoffs. It happens. From a process perspective, I have zero bad vibes.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

1 year

Saying Bedard has had more impact on kids is literally an insane take and wholly ignorant of the work Marc-Andre Fleury has put in with youth over the course of *Bedards entire life span thus far.*

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Jesse Marshall

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6 years

I'm at the point where I legitimately feel bad for people who don't watch Sidney Crosby every night. This run is unreal. He looks like he's at the top of his game. He's just bringing heat shift after shift after shift.

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Jesse Marshall

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3 years

I will be tuning in to hear Mike Lange tonight. The truth of it is time is cruel & we don’t know how many calls the Hall of Famer has left.The voice of my youth, the finest human in hockey, I will cherish every word tonight. I hope you do too. It’s a hockey night in Pittsburgh.

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

5 years

Hello Penguin fans. Good morning. A reminder that the Penguins shut out the top two teams in the West in the last two games. Enjoy that with your breakfast.

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

You can ask nothing more of Louis Domingue. He is giving you a chance to win this hockey game.

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Jesse Marshall

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7 months

Michael Bunting when playing for a Kyle Dubas team

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

On this day six years ago the NHL released a list of the top 100 players of all time and it didn’t include Evgeni Malkin

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

2 years

Good morning to everyone who enjoys the Pittsburgh Penguins specifically.

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

One of the coolest parts of Crosby's legacy is that he used a straight curve that none of his peers could have produced similar results with. It's a unicorn among blades. Whole league wants to bend their blades out from heel to toe for accuracy. Crosby went the other way.

Mike Kearney

@MKPGH

2 years

Sidney Crosby hit 68 mph on a backhand last night. Make this the headline of every NHL news page

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Jesse Marshall

@jmarshfof

5 years

The fact that this game is being played in Baku is an absolutely god damn joke.

sntv

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5 years

Mkhitaryan fans are feeling the long arm of the law in Baku ahead of the Europa League final…. 😁. #Mkhitaryan #Arsenal #EuropaLeague #Baku #Chelsea #aubameyang

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

The Devils are no joke. Their offense is elite. Best in the league. No one is using the area behind the net better than them. John Marino is playing like a Norris candidate. They aren’t just getting goals, their process is sound as hell. Gonna be a real problem all year long.

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Jesse Marshall

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6 years

Sidney Crosby's backhands only tour across Canada 2018

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1 year

I hope a bunch of players and teams alike just bowl over this policy and do whatever they want.

Outsports

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1 year

The NHL has created its own 'Don't Say Gay' policy, with a ban on Pride Tape. Disgraceful. Despicable. Outrageous. Petty.

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Jesse Marshall

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5 years

Neil Peart will always be the best drummer of all time to me. Uncontested. May he Rest In Peace.

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Jesse Marshall

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3 months

Happy Birthday to Evgeni Malkin. I was in attendance for this game, D20 I believe. One of the loudest reactions I’ve ever heard in that arena. One of my favorite goals in team history.

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Jesse Marshall

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4 months

Bro was in Carolina for like a month

Hasbullacane

@CARCANES4LIFE

4 months

Jake Guentzel, remember when Sebastian Aho did this for you? Good luck to you thinking Nikita Kucherov or Brayden Point is doing anything remotely similar for you. You are now a nobody, someone who will always be in the shadows as long as you’re there in Tampa. You’re a coward.

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Jesse Marshall

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5 years

Giroux laughing at Wilson as he skates off is a total win for Giroux. Wilson has value as a player and that’s 10 plus minutes he’ll spend off the ice in this game, and for what? Giroux made him miss on a dangerous check and then laughed at him. Doesn’t get much worse.

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Jesse Marshall

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8 months

Can’t say enough about the leadership he brought in. He was instantly effective. I’ll never forget when he destroyed Kimmo Timonen behind the net. From there all the way to the Ottawa goal. He’s one of the most important wingers in franchise history. You read that right.

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15 years ago today the Penguins acquired Chris Kunitz Absolute legend

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CBS Sports

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4 years

If you could nominate one sports image to hang in the Louvre Museum, what would you choose?

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

That third period belonged to Sidney Crosby’s line. They were unstoppable. Every shift produced a multitude of scoring chances and put NYR on the ropes. Masterful performance.

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Jesse Marshall

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2 years

Kris Letang’s 41 minutes of 5v5 hockey was the most of any player in game one.

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