jodie 🤍 @jlb26_ Twitter profile

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

2 years

i hope dear john taylor’s version is 30 minutes long

Exquisite Armantè

@ExquisiteWill

2 years

“Give me back my girlhood” JOHN MAYER YOU ARE GOING TO HELL

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

6 years

“What are you gonna spend your 50 grand on?” “We’ve just been eating to be honest” WHAT A FUCKING MOOD This is why Jack and Dani won #LoveIslandReunion

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

2 months

i’m firmly on olympic village tik tok and i am obsessed. shoutout to the olympians sharing their journey, giving us kit hauls, cardboard bed reviews, room tours, dining hall content, and THE PIN TRADING. i love it all, keep the videos coming i am rooting for everyone!!!!

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

2 months

god forbid women celebrate scoring a goal

C R I S T I E

@comoseacris

2 months

oh lord please take carolina marin's pain triple it and give it to this brasilian asshole

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

9 months

boy better know

@santanultimate

9 months

What has been the most iconic football moment of 2023?

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

4 months

why they going home in full kits like they’ve just had PE last period on a friday

Nαℓu🥀Jurídico Vivianne Miedema

@siriustarxs

4 months

Quero morrer mano 😭😭😭😭😭👎

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

3 months

“where is your wife” “at Pilates” SAM PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭 deeply deeply unserious woman

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

5 months

Captain Mohando 2.0 

@CaptainMohando

5 months

Name one good thing that came from Australia.

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

3 months

“your club” and “undergoing a period of transition that doesn’t align with my career” is absolutely wild to put in a goodbye message 😭😭😭😭😭

Fanzine WSL

@FanzineWSL

3 months

Mary Earps bids farewell to Manchester United via Instagram ❤️

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

5 months

after they spent a week crying about dirty chelsea and apparent time wasting yeah that tracks. zero shame whatsoever

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@grandehaiz

5 months

Irene 😭

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

5 months

nobody in the history of west ham united has ever said “go hammies” lmaoooo i cannot she’s so american 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jann

@hopeless_th

5 months

she's ridiculous. ridiculously adorable.

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

9 days

how do we petition to get sam mewis to cover this game in person

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@shadesofkaylor

9 days

Sam Mewis needs to do another England trip and get SK on the podcast!!

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

3 months

of course it was sam’s idea ffs girl don’t give up the day job 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

5 months

lmao poor kristie is gonna have to plan an entire wedding by herself and just tell sam when to show up

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

21 days

poor sam is forever waking up to facetime calls from kristie, first to tell her she made the world cup squad and now to tell her she’s at the sam kerr football centre 😭😭😭 i know she’s absolutely sick of the early mornings

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

4 months

THE PHOTOS WE ALL WAITED FOR 21, 22, 23, 24 💙🏆

Zećira Mušović

@ZeciraMusovic

4 months

Say hello to my English friend 🏆🥰

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

5 months

“if you need someone to take a penalty in the 120+ minute…give me a call” maren 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

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@jlb26_

6 months

i literally love sam mewis so much man as if the security guard at stamford bridge just let her record a video on the pitch cos the dazn employee told him she’d won the world cup 😭😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

6 years

“I think Alex went on a date with a Ferrari. I would say he probably should’ve paid more attention to Alexandra on their final date” JOSH WITH THE TRUTH TEA alex hasn’t mentioned alexandra once talking about the date,,, all he’s on about is the fucking car #loveisland

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

2 months

get in loser we’re taking the sam kerr bus

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

7 months

what the fuck is her problem, you’re literally winning & not even involved in the challenge. just coming over to start beef for no reason??? sick and tired of the double standards in this league by the officials, media, broadcasters and fans

els ✧ is still mourning YAIL

@taysrusso_

7 months

katie man 😭😭😭

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

1 year

i cannot cope they are so unserious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

1 month

the french athletes have resorted to crowd surfing one of their athletes at the #ClosingCeremony while they wait for the rest of the countries to pile in to the stadium 😭😭😭 vibes are high

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@jlb26_

9 months

i speak for every WSL fan when i say i cannot wait for her first experience with rebecca welch and emily heaslip

Jann

@hopeless_th

9 months

I love when kmew gets sassy with the refs.

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

3 months

no way nikita parris turned down a million dollar move to the courage to end up training in portacabins

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@jlb26_

2 months

your team conceded 4 goals and couldn’t match that in 108 minutes i’d start there before whining about time wasting

MANOJ DASWANI 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@mdaswani

2 months

🇪🇸 AITANA BONMATÍ en @ElLarguero : «Cuando se gana todo es muy bonito, cuando se pierde toca dar la cara» 🥉 «Cuando vas 0-2 en contra es difícil dar la vuelta, no todos los días van a ser como contra Colombia: toca hacer autocrítica, recuperarse y pelear por el bronce» 🏴 «Por

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

2 months

sam kerr at home watching this aus disasterclass:

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@jlb26_

7 months

who scored for the tillies today

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@jlb26_

9 months

“she’s in good hands” when i say im gonna throw up

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

2 years

shirley getting the tiny shoes out and telling fleur her footwork was too heavy and marking her down for it vs saying tony made mistakes but it was an improvement and at least he tried???? when are we going to address this blatant misogyny im so tired of her #strictly

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

8 months

gorry being so open about being a mum in professional football is actually everything, still pulling a shift like she did after your toddler is sick everywhere and having to take her home is iconic. mama power❤️

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

7 months

harper who scored for the matildas today

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@jlb26_

5 months

i genuinely can’t wait for her chaos to be brought to the uswnt, carli lloyd is gonna have a field day and half of america will want her fired after the first game

The Women's Game

@WomensGameMIB

5 months

Manager Emma Hayes had this message for Chelsea fans after her final home match where her side scored 8 to go up on goal difference against title rivals Man City: “Let me be clear. It’s not f*cking over.” 💙⚽

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@jlb26_

3 months

more documentaries than trophies

Arsenal Women

@ArsenalWFC

3 months

Stories of the Season: Episode two ⏳ Alessia Russo's first season. Tomorrow, 5pm ⏰

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

1 year

loving the transparency of var audio now being shared with fans across the sport, but especially in a big occasion for the women’s game where it’s been used for the first time in the fa cup final

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@jlb26_

2 years

BBC very badly editing olivia rodrigo’s glastonbury set to exclude her performing fuck you with lily allen … yeah it’s not a good look given the message behind the performance

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@jlb26_

6 months

another emma hayes classic, quadruple or nothing 😭😭

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

8 months

everyone say thank you ellie carpenter for the most iconic video of the season

Zećira Mušović

@ZeciraMusovic

8 months

Le Clean Sheet in France 😉🙏🏼

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@jlb26_

9 months

blonde ✅ 30+ ✅ non functional knees ✅ arsenal will be calling her any day now

kat linnéa

@lucybronzey

9 months

LUCY HAS BLOND HAIR???

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@jlb26_

5 months

Era Fútbol Femenino

@Erafutbolfem

5 months

🎙️ Aitana sobre el juego del Chelsea: 🗣️"Sabíamos que jugaban así, para mí, sucio. Hemos avisado a la árbitra, pero no depende de nosotras" 🗣️"Si la árbitra les permite que se tiren al suelo y pierdan tiempo... debemos aprender a jugar así también" 📹 @esport3

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@jlb26_

8 months

the height difference between mayra and erin is absolutely killing me 😭😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

10 months

guro 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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@jlb26_

5 months

im not seeing any abuse directed zelem’s way for this btw and we all know why

Chelsea Women Daily

@CFCWdaily

5 months

The shirt pull from Katie Zelem on Lauren James

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@jlb26_

6 months

criminally disrespected by england fans

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

6 months

Another game, another assist for Lauren James 🔑 That's now 13 goal involvements in her last 11 England appearances🎯⚽ #BBCFootball

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jodie 🤍

@jlb26_

4 months

bonmati might’ve won a world cup and the ballon d’or but she’ll never be barclays enough for our great league

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@jlb26_

11 days

are our players actually doing any training or are they all taking up new careers as photographers

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@jlb26_

6 months

like clockwork the media turned it straight back onto meghan and harry in a situation that had absolutely nothing to do with them. hope this has opened peoples eyes to realise they were always telling the truth about that invisible contract btwn palace and media!

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@jlb26_

9 months

what is going on in sweden 😭

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@jlb26_

5 months

jessie talking about her friendship with niamh and how sam liked to poke fun at her 😭🥲🥲🥲🥲 i actually miss her so much

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@jlb26_

2 months

another day another unserious sammy k insta comment 😭😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

7 months

“wondering how j flem is” 🥺🥺🥺

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@jlb26_

4 months

we are not the same

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@ChelseaFC

4 months

Five wins in a row to finish the season. 👏 #CFC | #CheBou

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@jlb26_

1 month

sonia saying lexi’s birthday present is her first ever business class flight and millie’s is ringing the bell at the stock exchange 😭😭😭 ok maybe i love her already

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@jlb26_

6 months

THATS MY CAPTAIN !! pashun merchant and 100% win rate in tact 🔥🔥🔥

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@jlb26_

6 months

THE ARSENAL PLAYERS ARE WEARING CHELSEA’S AWAY KIT SOCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA THIS IS BARCLAYS HERITAGE

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@jlb26_

2 months

cant even smile on the bench with your teammates anymore, because of woke

pungs

@fcbfemeni_idn

2 months

I was just about to sleep, then I remembered this picture. I immediately laughed, they thought they had defeated the World Champion😂😭

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@jlb26_

2 months

“i know i’ve won the champions league but there’s nothing better than doing it for a team in your country (…) i didn’t see a better opportunity than doing it for chelsea” okay im moved sorry she kinda ate with that

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@jlb26_

6 years

excuse me heathers audience can u pls be more enthusiastic carrie hope fletcher just ripped her top open in front of ur very eyes why u no cheer

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@jlb26_

8 days

i know there are different grades of ACL tears okay I KNOW THAT but what the frick are city feeding these athletes to have her back in training (seemingly) so quick 🤨 or is it just that chelsea don’t release any info so we have no idea how close sam is to team training 😅

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@chloshempo_

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ladies and gentlemen jill jamie roord is back in team training this is HUGE news

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@jlb26_

8 months

“forever reminiscing about that one practice we had” SHIT AINT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING ???

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@jlb26_

4 months

NIAMH AND ERIN LIFTED THE TROPHY TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

5 days

that bbc women’s football podcast on chelsea’s media day is so out of pocket basically saying they were all scared of emma and relaxed when sonia came over, and that bringing in sonia and lucy makes the team a ‘likeable’ winning side??? wtf are you even bullshitting about

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@jlb26_

4 months

what the fuck is that caption supposed to mean don’t do this to me sam

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@jlb26_

9 months

sam being the only female player on the list, she is the prime minister of australia actually

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@StokeyyG2

9 months

Most searched players by Country in 2023. What is this…😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

8 months

emma ????? i actually cannot with how iconic her insta era is why’s she doing a poll on her post match interview about whether her hair is better up or down 😭😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

8 months

last ever family photo 😭💔💔💔💔

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@jlb26_

21 days

that’s the woso royal couple !

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@jlb26_

7 months

KRISTIE MEWIS MY FAVOURITE CHELSEA FAN

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@jlb26_

1 month

the official new york stock exchange account having to tag mdawg1bright im SCREAMINGGGGGGG she’s so iconic i hope she never changes her username

NYSE 🏛

@NYSE

1 month

The NYSE welcomes @ChelseaFCW to celebrate their historic fifth consecutive Barclays Women’s Super League win on their pre-season tour of the U.S. as they prepare for a new era under Head Coach Sonia Bompastor. @Mdawg1bright

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@jlb26_

7 months

i hate giving attention to these people but the continued racism towards LJ has to be called out. these comments are on the latest arrival video, even a video of her WALKING attracts abuse. how can you not see the way she’s treated comparatively to white players

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@jlb26_

4 months

everyone abandoned niamh so she got a new family 🥲🥲🥲

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@jlb26_

14 days

T4 haven’t been on a pitch together since man city away, october 8th 2023. that was only the second game of last season and the only game they all played together. please god bring my players health this season and get them all back on the pitch TOGETHER 🥲

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@jlb26_

9 months

“which team are you excited to play?” “chelsea obviously, man united, city…its gonna feel good saying im playing these historically reputable teams” and nothing for arsenal that’s my girl !

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@jlb26_

2 months

i’ll tell you what’s embarrassing and OTT and that’s you making a lesbian wedding about yourself

Joe Louis Monte

@Jolomoco

2 months

Unless something else has happened connected to Mayra Ramirez beyond a sending off for a dangerous challenge, this would feel like one of the more embarrassing and absurdly OTT reactions for such a gesture.

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@jlb26_

6 years

sorry but im with john on this one, what’s the difference between him as a gay man and nick as a straight man picking up a woman’s knickers just to put them on a washing line??? there’s not exactly any sexual connotations to doing laundry?? #imaceleb

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@jlb26_

2 months

do you think it’s a tense night in the kerr mewis household watching olympic swimming finals given aus and usa dominate so many events

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@jlb26_

6 months

sisterhood of the travelling armband 🥰🫶💙 @Mdawg1bright @samkerr1 @erincuthbert_ @guro_reiten

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@jlb26_

8 months

i am severely depressed rn

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@jlb26_

9 months

maika magic on and off the pitch 🪄🪄🪄

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@jlb26_

5 months

maybe she had a point

beth

@bethhh1020

5 months

where’s that video of sam asking kristie if the uswnt works on set pieces😭😭

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@jlb26_

10 months

sam’s had to withdraw from international duty cos she’s mourning snacks, so real of her

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@jlb26_

1 year

keira stretchered off after saying i’ve done my knee

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@jlb26_

2 months

i never said a bad word about this kit it is in fact a 10/10 !

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@jlb26_

11 days

sam is so easily pleased, all that money and all she wants for her birthday is a burger 😭 so real actually

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@jlb26_

6 years

is it still acceptable to scream when carrie runs on stage as veronica after the makeover and during dead girl walking in the west end because im gonna do it anyway

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@jlb26_

10 months

sam and aggie 🥹🥹🥹

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@jlb26_

4 months

sam and maika are an extremely precious duo 🥹🥲

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@jlb26_

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full sk20 kit in south west london wow sammy is massive

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@jlb26_

5 months

T4 🫶🫶

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@jlb26_

8 months

“harper say cheese” 😭🥰❣️

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@jlb26_

6 months

wow so many chelsea fans, western sydney wanderers you have gained a fan in me

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@jlb26_

1 month

woso never fails to entertain, bronze just won a champions league and she’s already planning a move to another club and lyon have just lost only to see their manager already recruiting players for her new club 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@kivraw

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@jlb26_

4 months

emma’s just left the stadium drinking a beer and thanked us, tapped the badge as she walked away 🥹💙 you’ll always be chels

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@jlb26_

7 months

sam’s walking without crutches get her on the pitch !!!!

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@jlb26_

5 months

do you know how sick this is that even the builders are mourning

jess | FIVE PEAT

@cfcwzecira

5 months

never mind what you’re doing to us LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO THE BUILDERS😭😭😭

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@jlb26_

2 months

SK20 RUNNING EVERYONE CHEERED

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@jlb26_

9 months

no olympics, no UWCL redemption, 5th league win in a row gone, didn’t even get to her 100th goal, macario hasn’t even come back from her ACL and now emma’s off to manage the yanks lord im not your strongest soldier

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@jlb26_

8 months

“go tillies” this has singlehandedly cured my depression wow please have harper announce every squad from now on