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@jklauraa
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5 years
without infinity stones, thanos is basically purple john cena
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β€ŽKhalifa
5 years
Darkseid Vs Thanos (without infinity stones... Maybe one or two)
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4 years
jesus preaching in the temple while his parents dey find am
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2 years
period. miracle worker no need assistance normal
@OfficialFPL
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2 years
Goal - JESUS Assist - none Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa (30 mins) #FPL #ARSAVL
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3 years
twitter fell off bro
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7 months
we’re losing our culture to sapa mehn. when last did i see birthday party with canopy & barney πŸ’”πŸ’”
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@jklauraa
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1 year
i can see we’re finally talking reality things
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1 year
knowing how to buy the right bread is a life skill.
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@jklauraa
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5 years
ehyaa but what were the men wearing? pls cover yourselves so you don’t tempt them. anyway not all baboons sha
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5 years
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2 years
KEITA ITS NOT TOO LATE TO LEARN UI/UX
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@jklauraa
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4 months
arguing w my mom that there was an eclipse in lagos when i was in primary school. i know im not crazy please who remembers 😭😭
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@jklauraa
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4 years
nobody: zikoko soon: Has Timini slept with you? Take our Quiz to find out!
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@jklauraa
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3 years
if i light ur ogo
@the_odditty
sofi 😊
3 years
W O M E N πŸ₯ΊπŸ“£β­οΈ #IWD2021
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1 year
5k everyday? EVERYDAY?
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1 year
If you saved 5k everyday since January 1st, you’d have free 905,000 by now.
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4 years
as per 10% blood off ur period this month or...?
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5 months
there’s a scarcity of kisses & no one’s talking about it!
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@jklauraa
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5 years
lana del rey’s young and beautiful in the great gatsby
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Name a song in a movie that takes a scene to the next level.
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@jklauraa
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olympics + bbn + love island. terrible time to be employed
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4 years
sigh
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@jklauraa
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5 years
small tesumole and toph kills all of them fr
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2 years
skibi wey DIE dey O2. if u like don’t chase ur dreams😭😭😭😭😭
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@jklauraa
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5 years
seeing all of these movies with men so I can fake jump onto dickπŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
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4 years
one thing i’ve learnt is karma doesn’t exist lmfaoo. bad people don’t pay for their crimes, they even live long enough to finish executing them
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7 months
luton’s elijah adebayo hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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8 months
dominic solanke prem hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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@jklauraa
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2 years
na bro code messi use win copa america, i swear
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@jklauraa
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3 months
jean-philippe mateta hattrick before marcus rashford MBE to round the season up. much to think about πŸ€”
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚COLE PALMER HATTY BEFORE MARCUS RASHFORD MBEπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
davido’s best song is nwa baby. not even davido himself can change my mind
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@jklauraa
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5 years
until it’s 2am and you’re up, no texts, no calls, mindlessly scrolling through twitter wondering how it’s possible to be this lonely
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Bro chatting to nobody is so peaceful
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7 months
matheus cunha hattrick before marcus rashford mbe😹😹😹
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7 months
luton’s elijah adebayo hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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@jklauraa
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5 years
me wey tweet am, nobody surprise me o😭😭😭
@ItsNotPjay
Tranche du pain
5 years
So I retweeted a great idea for a shirt design and my girlfriend surprised me with it. I truly don’t deserve this super amazing woman β™₯️
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@jklauraa
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5 years
all my suffer in this country, na snow wan scare me? pls
@unclechims
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5 years
You still want to leave Nigeria?
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚COLE PALMER HATTY BEFORE MARCUS RASHFORD MBEπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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6 months
jarrod bowen gets his first prem hattrick after TEN years before marcus rashford, member of the order of the british empire (i was forced to tweet this)
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he’s too real😭😭
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4 years
iwobi a real one
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gbagaun
@iamcardib
Cardi B
5 years
Omg 😱Did you called and ambulance?
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7 months
i hope we stop pretending to be above gossip this year ❀️❀️
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8 months
dominic solanke prem hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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10 months
nicolas β€œreturn of drogba” prem hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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3 years
who be that swit girl nwww! normally u be wife materialllll normally u be full option πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ’ƒπŸ½ ge ge!
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Cyber Baby
3 years
Do you know how many soups I made with 15k 2 weeks ago?
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3 years
two bible names but you can’t CROSS? is that christ like???!
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10 months
need that N150/$1 back. i get one camry to buy πŸ™πŸΎ
@LXRE__
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πŸ•―οΈManifesting N500/$1 πŸ•―οΈ I have some shopping to do
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@jklauraa
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3 years
boss u too don download vpn?😩😩😩
@NCDCgov
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3 years
48 new cases of COVID19Nigeria; Lagos-16 Yobe-16 Kano-8 Gombe-3 Akwa Ibom-1 Delta-1 FCT-1 Kaduna-1 Rivers-1 166,730 confirmed 162,584 discharged 2,117 deaths
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4 years
CORO DONT WORRY BOUT UR BODY COUNT LET UR BOOTY BOUNCE
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NCDC
4 years
146 new cases of #COVID19 ; 57-Lagos 27-Kano 10-Kwara 9-Edo 8-Bauchi 7-Yobe 4-Kebbi 4-Oyo 3-Katsina 3-Niger 2-Plateau 2-Borno 2-Sokoto 2-Benue 1-Gombe 1-Enugu 1-Ebonyi 1-Ogun 1-FCT 1-Rivers 4787 cases of #COVID19 in Nigeria Discharged: 959 Deaths: 158
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mi ah fi slap u if u continue this shalayeπŸ™πŸΎ
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SHβ˜†H
4 years
THAT SHITTY SONG BEAT THE HISTORIAL ICONIC VIRGINITY??? AYYOOO FIX DIS BLUDCARTPUSSYCLARTRASSS TING This is fuckery, RIGGED #NS10v10
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1 year
astupidman don collect yellow card. YOU GUYS CONVINCED ME IT’LL BE FUN THIS TIME
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WALLAHI IF I SHOULD SEE THAT STAR IN HIS EXPLANATION???
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1 year
anything. because i sabi lie
@ChrisCovent
Covent
1 year
With NO preparation, what could you talk about for 30 minutes?
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2 years
the way they don’t even post manifestos for this guy, just pictures of him walking and breathing like😭
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
2 years
God willing, Asiwaju is the next President!
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growing up, there used to be at least one party a month. classmate, church friend, cousin, neighbour, somebody will sha do birthday. most of the cups we used at home were from birthdays. NOW???? kai
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maybe in 10 years we’ll collectively realise how serious of a project this is
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11 months
why all the think pieces, this could literally be anyone? her mother, her best friend? it’s time to get something doing guyssss
@jaiyeadeboye_
jai
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4 years
β€œshawty wanna fuck me, wanna fuck santi” yes sir that’s meee
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5 years
i feel like prison will be fun if you go with your guys and provisionπŸ˜”
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5 years
y’all will β€œcan’t believe this app is free” us to a $9.99 monthly subscription
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10 months
me when i join a conversation & realize midway i don’t have the intellectual capacity for it
@ADoseOfStella_
OzπŸ’–
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@ContouredCocoa They’ll be fine
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4 years
pov: u’re taking pics of me in our bed bc we’re very happily marriedπŸ’‹
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5 years
every high school died after 2016, this CAP
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3 years
u can tweet anything you want when you sexy
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made this hat myself😁
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5 years
which one is you sis?
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10 months
nketiah prem hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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4 years
mentally i am here
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10 months
nicolas β€œreturn of drogba” prem hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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10 months
nketiah prem hattrick before marcus rashford mbe
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@jklauraa
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5 years
lmaoooo saw this on whatsapp
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5 years
if the lecturer like big bums, cut yours off. if he likes short girls, eat beans. if he likes light skinned girls, fry yourself. ode
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5 years
because i will never be down, by the special grace of god
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3 years
i don laugh die today GOD PLEASE
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3 years
fuck afcon we dey win grammy…
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4 years
Eden Hazard vs Raheem Sterling | 23/03/2020 | Skills, Tricks, and Highlights | HD
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@jklauraa
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1 year
may God judge u & ur ugly wife
@jidesanwoolu
Babajide Sanwo-Olu
1 year
I have just exercised my right to vote as a resident of Lagos State. It's an important responsibility we all share in building the future of our beloved state and country. I urge all eligible voters to come out and make their voices heard. Security officials are at every polling
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@jklauraa
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4 years
everyday nigerians come on here and pretend to be angels. at 14 years of age you were mother theresa WE HAVE HEARD
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@jklauraa
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1 year
me & my sisters at filmhouse on barbie release day
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4 years
how do u gbagaun in such large font
@Imoemi_
IMOEMI
4 years
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@jklauraa
πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ¦²
4 years
how can u β€œact” like yourself lol
@MrAkinbosola
Akinbosola ogunsanya
4 years
Why’s TolaniBaj trying to act like a bad bitch celebrity? Abi it’s only me?
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4 years
no soco, no daddy yo, no energy, no back to the matter, no love my baby, no nowo, no nowo e soke, no ontop ur matter, no samba, no bombay, no dance for me, no fine lady, no azonto, no girl, no-
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4 years
GODDDDDDD
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2 years
pumpum for pentium is a CRAZY exchange rate
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6 years
Me at caf 2: I need a spoon My Brain Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Don’t Do it Me: * shoves 35 spoons in my bag*
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5 years
the world in general treats you better when you have money. women are not the cause of your problems, i promise you.
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@jklauraa
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2 years
πŸ‘—
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1 year
😭😭😭road clear!
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5 years
y’all get texts? must be nice.
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@jklauraa
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5 years
i just want to know how it feels to have big bum bum
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@jklauraa
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4 years
tomorrow some idiot from abule egba will come and say feminism shouldn’t exist because women cannot carry bricks. you people are crazy in the head
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@jklauraa
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5 years
you push people away because you think you’re doing them a favour, because you think you’re a burden, but YOU’RE NOT. so man tf up and love people with all your heart, you weak ass bitch😑
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@jklauraa
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3 years
@gbennylola
gbae⋆lola
3 years
y’all rlly hate black women. instead of praising the great woman that won, u use her victory as a means to spite sha’carri, another black woman.
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@jklauraa
πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ¦²
5 years
we’re going to shame the babe instead of the man that cheated?? bro
@chunswae_
baby loyal stan acc ✨
5 years
Guyssssss 😭
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3 years
🐯
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4 years
oh?
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6 months
jarrod bowen gets his first prem hattrick after TEN years before marcus rashford, member of the order of the british empire (i was forced to tweet this)
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7 months
matheus cunha hattrick before marcus rashford mbe😹😹😹
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@jklauraa
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3 years
iyeye ye oh no no! it’s ur boy wizzy omo omo omo to shan! dm for azaπŸ™πŸΎ star boy to d wodddπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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@Kynsofficial
Γ€gbΓ  Akin
3 years
If Wizkid post his account number I’ll send him 10M lolπŸ‘ 😌
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@jklauraa
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@tobifads omggg we were all crying in the class cus we were so scared. when it passed they told us to eat our food to calm us downπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@MadiSinha he’s a good man savannah
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4 years
literally the greatest video of our generation
@n0manaz
safiyyah
4 years
coochie at the beach coochie flip flops
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4 years
just as chukwudi was about to drive his new car off, his lamb started crying. he turned in anger and shouted , β€œLAMB O GINI?”
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4 years
lamborghini jokes are my fave
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5 years
is every iman in this world fine? ah ah
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
5 years
Imaan Hammam πŸ’•
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@jklauraa
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5 years
somebody shot this ball once when I was 9 and it hit my boobs. i almost died😭😭
@yeankhar
Alhaji
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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5 years
it’s always the ones with rashford as their avi
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Eyitayo
5 years
Rihanna > jorja > Beyonce
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@jklauraa
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1 year
she was literally on her own and YOU asked her for her account number. banger boy syndrome is really nigeria’s biggest epidemic
@dracoplaydirty
Dracoplaydirty
1 year
@prolly_tito Our Heavenly Father, we ask for Your blessing upon Belvinas access bank account, she needs her hair done. Everything is possible through Jesus Christ, Our Lord. Amen.
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