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@jimmynelson2013

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legal professional in greater dc, cua law jd ‘23, jmu b.s. grad '13, gmu m.s. grad '18, big dc/b-more sports guy

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@internwatts Bill Walton walked so Nikola Jokic could walk slightly faster .. I’m gonna miss the big fella 😢
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@DMVBeal If he did it once, he can do it again !!
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@capstrav1s One of the best days in the history of modern civilization 💯
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@danielj4004 The moon is closer to the court than that seat
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@joemfburrow Fans like you are good people and I hope burrow is healthy and has a great season for y’all
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@DozaAFC @Ravens Coming from the franchise with one super bowl in the last 50 years .. interesting flex ? Gtfo
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@NewEraZach Just way better coordinators and wrs is a massive difference
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@DNeckel19 Iowa v South Carolina might get the highest ratings in the history of women’s college sports !! Looking forward to both final four games !! Go Hokies !
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@NewEraZach 21 Non-Lamar Offensive Touchdowns for all the box score merchants saying Dak or anyone else has had the better stats this year .. mvp and it isn’t close
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@LaGOATJackson @Ravens This is the nfl .. you take the 15 point win and run with it .. go ravens !
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@sgellison If white stripes perform at halftime .. the stadium might implode from kinetic energy
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@yvngplank What he actually meant
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@Bmore_Sports8 Biggest win of the Rivera era
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@JMUCurtCignetti Thank you for your commitment to excellence and hard work while at JMU .. we wish you the best of luck in Bloomington
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@CycloneLarry69 @theblockspot @TexasSancho806 You sir do not know ball .. bill snyder is one of the greatest coaches in college football history .. kstate was horrific (I mean d3 schools were better) before he got there and by the time he retired they were top 15-20 every year
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@sgellison No rings once again for those frauds .. sign Lamar; trade for hop; get an offensive genius .. take back the north
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@mid_madness Detroit Mercy and Detroit Pistons are a combined 2-42 soon to be 2-43
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@rmnb Yeah you are the main reason for the “what was going on with them inside their room” and Carbery had to fix all of that .. rangers can’t get knocked out of the playoffs soon enough !
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@Capitals Snyder and Laviolette gone in the same week
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@justinbtw_ Spot on .. exactly what happened with Joe Burrow 🤷‍♂️
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@BuffaloBills Kaiir played one of the best games you could play against those two wrs for the dolphins .. he definitely played his butt off for Sophia 🫶
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@sgellison Awh the icing on the cake would have been Kyle Hamilton getting the pick six but I will take all of these other accomplishments any day of the week
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@jonas_shaffer I think if last weeks td wasn’t called back .. I think he goes down .. but absolutely zay should have gone down at the two .. he will learn from that
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@gomezalex408 @SportsCenter Marble races and duck duck goose .. I can only imagine what will be posted on day 42 🤦‍♂️
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@BigGameBoomer By main man @toddycenteio .. jmu was 8-0 in games he was 💯 for the entire game !!
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@barrysvrluga Nah I’m good .. Dbacks v Rangers sounds fine to me
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@newera_nate @JamarLacco The dude has started 36 games and is 28-8 with three Ls to mahommes .. the Kyler Murray comparisons need to stop
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@GSouthern_Fball @PardonMyTake Okay cool .. now do your other 7 sunbelt games where you went 2-5 🤦‍♂️
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@JMUSoftball I think at this point just call it a season; I would not expect any of these ladies to be able to play a game with how devastated they must be feeling .. praying for y’all and jmu nation loves you all no matter what ! #jmufamily
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@justwsports This is pretty good from the legend Odicci Alexander !
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@CBSSports @realStanVG I hate how Jim Nantz just is automatically slotted in as the number one guy on cbs for nfl and March madness .. Harlan and eagle are much better currently but cannot ascend to the number one spot due to seniority 🤦‍♂️
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Just chilling with a 🐐 @BourneJeff .. let’s go @JMUMBasketball
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@embiidbetter1 @BeccaMVP Down 5 with 35 seconds .. hardly but nice try .. we played like trash and still only lost by 7 .. I expect to bounce back on tues
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@IndStAthletics Just put the super regional at Purdue University and call it a day .. hour and a half from Indiana State .. you absolutely cannot punish Indiana state for something out of their control by making them have to travel to fort worth .. this is ridiculous
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@JimBowdenGM @RyryJones Padres twitter 🤝 Nats twitter ..... when this is announced
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@ErnestoPerez_20 @Jomboy_ We did in game 1 .. the Mets have gotten a whole month of golf in .. take a seat !!
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@low_madness B- campus 🤦‍♂️.. please be serious !
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@RealmRavens Just look at the score .. no way we blow this right 🤦‍♂️
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@JMUSportsNews And no offense to fcs football but these softball teams are the best of the best .. this is like playing Alabama and Clemson in football
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@MarkZuckerman 6 for their last 112 collectively .. yet we have won 5 of our last 6 games.. baseball makes absolutely no sense at all
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@Thomas_Carrieri The fact that Connie Mack was born during the civil war makes this tweet even more remarkable
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@Gamergod29 Kyle Hamilton pick six of Allen to send the ravens to the Super Bowl would end world hunger 🙏🏼
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@HornyTatisJr @steveo6924 @DonnellyChett @AroundTheNFL Dude was 5-1 as a starter .. if you wanna play the game manager with a good defense card .. why were they 2-8 in the other 10 games with the same defense and skill players
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@HCrossFB @CoachBobChesney Good luck in the coaching hiring process .. we wish you sustained success in the patriot league and in the carrier dome next season ! -JMU Alum
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@TalkinBravesPod @luckygiraffe22 @MLBMetrics Marlins are there .. just hard to see with their logo
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@GarrettSprints Anyone that says he comparable to Lamar is a clown .. we need Lamar so badly
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@koestreicher34 A wannabe goat needs to watch how he talks about an actual goat .. I hate that team so much
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@IndianaHQ 💯 Indiana .. thank you for what you did at jmu but you are no longer the coach at jmu .. onward
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@RealmRavens Kyle Hamilton is more valuable than Justin Jefferson .. the two draft picks are on the wrong side of the proposed change .. please be serious
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@Capitals This game immaculately sums up the 2022-23 Washington caps season .. better times ahead !
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@BarstoolMU @JMUBarstool I would rather go 12-0 and not play in a bowl game than go 6-6 and play in the windex cleaner bowl 🤷‍♂️
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@ETSUFootball As a jmu alum I just wanted to point out that jmu lost 26-14 to ndsu in Fargo in 2011 and look where we are now .. building steps; quarterfinals and a win over a sec team; just keep improving bucs !!
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@NewEraZach Rams and it wasn’t even close for me .. a come from behind ot walk off punt return .. I feel like we didn’t win another game that came down to the wire all year
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@PRSNATION Layup .. can’t risk it
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@RayRiceFan2 @sgellison He’s not funny .. he’s loud and obnoxious
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@JohnCarlsongang @_MLFootball @koestreicher34 @British_Raven19 @Xommanders @Tiller56 @discoque5 @SamHowellMVP @Alex_Gardner25 @Bateman_Szn7 @brandonleuschel @zachbollinger18 As a ravens fan: I can confirm that every ravens twitter account is saying Mike Macdonald is terrible because we don’t want him to leave bmore .. dude is an absolute beast
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@allasley Forget flipping players and coaches .. let’s flip schedules .. odu has the absolute perfect non conference schedule in 2025 👀
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@NathanBuck8 @SportsCenter @BuffaloBills If any fan base in North America deserves a championship .. it’s the Buffalo Bills
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@masnKolko Cubs fans 🤝 nats fans .. we might have traded our entire teams but at least we have a World Series in the last six years
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@TheRallyMullet @molly_knight What you didn’t know .. I mean he hit a homer in the wild card game and had a bunch of other big hits in 2019 .. dodgers fans only know dodgers baseball .. it’s embarrassing
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@chandler_w78 @SteelrsRapsPens @RGIII Bills had seven possessions and had seven tds against a much better defense .. cannot wait for the bills to keep it up next week in kc
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@YaBoiWayne He just looks like a tall white dude who can’t move or jump and is infuriating to many people that he can dominate the nba with his mind and positioning
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@WillCIayton Bilal and Vuk blindfolded are better than Davis and Nzosa so there’s that 🤷‍♂️
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@AdamBreneman81 @CCignettiIU @NextUpWithAdam Houston actually beat ndsu which you never did .. get off your high horse.. my goodness
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@WeAreAllShack Abrams is going to be every young nats fan favorite player real soon if not already and davey is telling him to be a robot .. what a clown
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@RedditCFB Die hard JMU alum, I’ve come to terms with the ncaa over this archaic ruling, a bowl game would be nice, you know what would be better; sunbelt champs as a top 6 conference in 2024 with an auto bud to the 12 team cfp 🤷‍♂️
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@masnKolko Guy needs a 10 game rest .. should have been hudson from the start
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@Pickettsburgh8 @Ravens Wild card loss in the books 📚
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@RedditCFB I’m glad we finally get the big ten title game we deserve .. no offense to Iowa 🤷‍♂️
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@immabaltimoron What if I told you the current coach went 13-4 (really 13-3), locked up the number one seed before week 18, dismantled the #4 seed and lost to the best coach / qb combo of the last half decade by ten points .. ravens fans have the most unrealistic expectations.. let’s all breathe
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@BigGameBoomer Duuuuuukes
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@curs3li4ted @Domo8186 Yeah but if he can stay healthy; he’s a stud .. Dinwiddie and Bertans are trash healthy or not
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@Jsalllll @FB_FilmAnalysis Lamar literally had a better game against the Texans than Burrow has EVER had in the playoffs 2 2 100 100 .. first time in nfl history period ! Burrow must have had a Herculean game last year in KC .. oh wait he was a big reason they lost ! Recency bias much ! 🤦‍♂️
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@LJTranslator 55 years .. 0 super bowls .. let’s go bills !!
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@twsmith2014 Three seasons before Cignetti we were 37-6 with a fcs title and a win over ndsu .. cignetti never won a fcs title and he never beat ndsu .. great coach but let’s not act like he was the only reason we have excelled the last ten years
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@OnePursuitTakes Turner - $27 million .. Abrams - $724K
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@RedditCFB I’m not okay knowing that the Stanford-Syracuse rivalry is no longer on the table 🤒
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@JMUSportsNews I will probably watch that shot 5,000 times over the course of the rest of my life
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@mike5_5_5 Remember when we basically ended the Mets season down to 10 to 4 going into the bottom of the ninth .. that was good times ..
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@JMUSportsNews If he can recruit at Holy Cross, just imagine what he can do at JMU 🤔
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@NoahFrary @JMUMBasketball App state can have $2 since all their fans wanted us to lose 🤷‍♂️
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Top 25 in 🏀 and 🏈.. never thought I would see the day .. so proud of my dukes !
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And @KUHoops holds out at No. 1 and @BoilerBall takes over the No. 2 spot in the week 2 AP Poll 👀 🔥 RT if your team is in the top 25!
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@washedwiz Dinwiddie didn’t even try like 80% of the time
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@WillPilled That one padres fan is hating his life realizing that he mortgaged the future for one NLCS 🤦‍♂️
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@FieldYates That dude probably hates his name by now .. it’s like if a tight end for the Texans was named Joe burrow
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@KendallRogers @LSUbaseball Olivia Dunne, Angela Reece, Haley Van Lith, Paul Skenes, Dylan Crews, Tommy White and others .. they spending money like a Saudi Arabian prince in Baton Rouge
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@ukHOOPstar33 @barstoolsports Kentucky fans cannot handle that traditional football schools like kstate have blown right past them .. coach cal is the most overrated coach in d1 .. he should be making final four after final four with all his inherent advantages but he comes short time after time 🤦‍♂️
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@DukeDogBurner When you come into a new conference and literally go 43-6 in the two main revenue sports you get this kind of behavior .. can’t wait for the app state “beat jmu 3x banner” instead of sun belt east and sun belt tournament banners that we will put up
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@Gamergod29 That would have been our generations colts packing up shop and moving to Indy .. we would have been devastated for years
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@kissmetrea @NFL @FedEx It’s definitely Dobbins .. Taylor had 30 carries and Henry had 34 carries while Dobbins had 13 .. if dobbins had 34 carries he would have had 400 yards
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@barstoolsunbelt Jmu grad and I am excited for jmu v UNC but man do I want app state to devour liberty in Boone 🙏🏼
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@Shane_DNRSports The announced attendance for my cousins middle school basketball game was 14,360 if we are just throwing out numbers Georgia State !
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@FQAppState I find it funny that app state fans act like these three games never happened .. take your five Ls and focus on baseball (who loses to unc Asheville at home in basketball) 🤦‍♂️
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@NjTank99 Used all of his energy for rant #1 but still a quality, calm display for rant #2
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@NewEraZach We could easily I mean EASILY be 9-0 .. the drops against the Steelers and the missed PI on flowers against the Colts .. oh well we have picked it up since then ! Flock all day !
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@TheNatidude @jackstros2 This might help your memory
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