10 years ago today
@MBTYuGiOh
asked me if I “want to make this a thing… like a thing thing… you know like a relationship thing.” He has tricked me into celebrating many Valentine’s Days since. I love you, Joseph. I’m grateful for all the adventures we’ve shared this decade.❤️
Happy Birthday to my husband and best friend,
@MBTYuGiOh
. You make the world a more joyful, fun, creative, exciting place for everyone around you. Thank you for being a great person. I love you.
Everyone say nice things about Joseph in the comments!
5 years ago today
@MBTYuGiOh
asked me to marry him, and 3 years ago today I said “I do.” Joseph, I love being your wife, and I am so grateful for all the adventures we’ve shared. I love you.
For real, I’m so proud of my husband, it’s been amazing seeing his career go from our kitchen in a one bedroom apartment to a stage in London. I love you,
@MBTYuGiOh
On 8/4/23 I married my best friend… again!
@MBTYuGiOh
and I finally had the post-COVID wedding of our dreams. We’ll have more wedding pictures in ~6 weeks, but for now, enjoy this sweet pic❤️
@MBTYuGiOh
I didn’t want to give Joseph his phone back until he was discharged. He really wanted it and I said “okay but you gotta promise to not post on Twitter” and he said “ok.” Yet here is a post on Twitter.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND AND BEST FRIEND (they are the same person,
@MBTYuGiOh
). CONGRATS ON BEING 30, FLIRTY, AND THRIVING ✨the world is a better place because of you. I love you ❤️
If you ever recognize
@MBTYuGiOh
please say hi to him because I always laugh very loudly when this happens, I think it’s very fun, and it’s very heartwarming to see how much people love him!! Ty to everyone who said hi today 🤗
people have been coming up to me all day btw, the venn diagram of yugioh players and renaissance fair attenders is a circle. if ur shy dw ur not imposing at all i love meeting people!!
Happy Birthday to my best friend and husband
@MBTYuGiOh
!! You constantly inspire me with your intelligence, creativity, dedication, and loyalty to your loved ones. I am honored to be your wife. ❤️
A bunch of Yugioh players follow me every time I tweet about my husband and boy are they about to be disappointed that I post subpar tweets and then disappear from Twitter for weeks at a time to read books and touch grass
I keep thinking of the events of Jesus’s life as Mr. Beast style videos. “Watch this holy man fast in the desert for 40 days!!” “This epic rabbi attempts to feed 5000 people with only 5 loaves and 2 fishes.”
Don’t worry,
@MBTYuGiOh
brought his political scientist wife to this duel. It was incredible meeting
@MaxwellFrostFL
! A kind person and a talented Yugioh player
No, what you're seeing in your sub box isn't clickbait - I drove up to DC to play Yu-Gi-Oh! with the nation's youngest Congressman. It was an unreal experience - and thanks to
@MaxwellFrostFL
for being so accommodating!
Hop in for the premiere at 5EST!
@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz
Meanwhile my childhood priest got kicked out of Catholic school senior year of high school and spent many years becoming a priest to get back at the principal and when he saw him years later the principal did not remember kicking him out
I’ve been with Joseph since 2013, we’ve been married since 2020, and I still get butterflies in my stomach when he texts me. Tbh don’t think I’m ever going to not feel like that.
4 More Years! 4 More Years!
I love you Joseph, thank you for asking me to marry you 6 years ago today and for marrying me 4 years ago today. I love that no matter what happens, I get to celebrate every July 4th Holiday with you ❤️
Every year on Joseph’s birthday I take him bowling. This year’s bowling alley had an escape room and
@MBTYuGiOh
@LukeVonKarma
and I had to solve the Cuban Missile Crisis. Don’t you worry, we got you, we won.
Took some much-needed relaxing time today, and
@MBTYuGiOh
supported me, and cooked me two meals and cleaned the house so I can just take some time to rest. He is the best husband and I appreciate him so, so much.
I found out today that I passed my comprehensive exam from last month! I have been very stressed while waiting for my results, and since stress triggers symptoms of my chronic health conditions, this has been a painful month.
Thank you to everyone who has been supporting me❤️
My husband took two flights and an overnight bus just to see me present at
#ISPP2023
this afternoon. I hope I don’t disappoint him. For anyone still at the conference, if you want to attend another presentation on conspiracy theory research, my presentation is at 1:30😊
Today’s SCOTUS news so bad I didn’t just touch grass to feel better. I CONQUERED the grass. The grass was very overgrown and our yard has many steep hills.
Special thanks to my Dad for finding a quiet lawn mower that doesn’t bother my tinnitus :) I’m unstoppable.
Logged back on briefly to share how much I love looking at these wedding pictures of me and
@MBTYuGiOh
being very silly together, I love him so much, he’s great
Hey Everyone, please considering donating and/or sharing this Go Fund Me for my friend Malaka. She is trying to raise money to help her family leave Gaza:
@clhubes
Nextdoor is amazing because I found a free piano and that was really cool, but I also learn how much people hate each other and that’s less cool
Last night I was sitting next to
@MBTYuGiOh
while he scrolled through Twitter so I sent him this tweet and then stared at him expectantly. He did not look at my DM. He was very confused. He asked if I was going to pounce on him like Sadie.
Hello, my husband and I are cuties. I got to spend Easter going to church, getting brunch and then hiking with Joseph, and then drinking craft beer while watching Prince of Egypt. Honestly all I ever want to do on holidays.
Shock your followers w/ facts about you 🙀
1. I have done 2 TEDx talks and given keynote speeches all over the country
2. In 7th grade I was voted both teacher's pet and class clown
3. I'm a mental health advocate and received several awards for my advocacy work
wbu? 🧐
Truly grateful for the numerous times
@MBTYuGiOh
gets phone calls from me that are like “I found a loose dog, I need you to meet me with a collar and leash ASAP” and then spends 45min with me helping the dog get home❤️
I told someone yesterday that
@MBTYuGiOh
and I dated for 7 years before we got married (this includes 2 years engaged). He asked the secret to a successful relationship. My first instinct was to say "umm we're best friends and my husband is super cool" (1/2)
@MBTYuGiOh
- the Fitbit isn’t junk science, it’s recording how many hours you sleep
- the sleep study did tell you what was wrong, you have sleep apnea
- I’m glad the game is helping :)
Went to Hibachi for the first time last night! My husband knows I struggle with too much stimulation, so he softly explained what to expect, like “they’re going to make this sound a lot” “the fire will come up soon, be prepared.” He’s actually the best 😭😭
So I want
@MBTYuGiOh
and I learn to sign language, when things are very loud and I feel unable to communicate, I would like to be able to have a way to at least talk to Joseph (even though he’s good at interpreting my current hand gestures). SO I want advice on learning ASL:
Joseph last week: I’ll probably get out early on
Joseph last night: I’ll probably get out after the first round on Sunday
This man constantly underestimating himself smh
@MBTYuGiOh
Fun fact, when Joseph proposed to me I said no because I thought he was joking and it was a perfect proposal and I was mad it was a joke (it was not a joke)
Me, to a woman at a dog beach: yeah Sadie is very smart! She has a lot of opinions.
Woman: What are some of her opinions?
Me: I asked her how she felt about the 2nd amendment, she hid her head in her blanket and looked scared.
I was walking Sadie today and a neighbor gave me like 30 figs. He has a huge fig tree. He said everyone on his street is sick of figs. He’s a handyman and he keeps bringing figs to his jobs. It’s actually a little early for his fig tree so he has several more weeks of this.
Hello I am 5ft4 and weight 170 pounds. I am the exact average height and weight for American women. I have thick thighs and tummy rolls. I routinely take 10,000 steps a day. I am proud of my body for all it has done and all it continues to do for me.
Increasingly, other women ask me if I have kids, I say “not yet,” and they say, “well just wait until you have them!” and then launch into a rant about how they never get a moment of peace anymore.
I don’t know what to say?? I don’t say anything?? These are strangers
Tbh this is similar to what I say to
@MBTYuGiOh
after I come home from networking events/conferences. “I had to act so NORMAL and I’m so relieved I can be home with you and not be NORMAL anymore.”
my baby used to be happily playing and then would burst into tears the moment she saw me come to pick her up
when I asked her why she explained it was mostly relief
“I have to be good ALL DAY LONG and then I see you and I DO NOT HAVE TO ANYMORE”
* watching Muppets Christmas Carol”
@MBTYuGiOh
: someone told me to look for Gonzo talking about a nice fat chicken-
Me: Me. It was me. I sent you that tweet. That’s why we’re watching this movie tonight.
@MBTYuGiOh
Okay 1. I don’t need “constant” attention 2. I’m so very, very proud of you and I continue to be amazed at how hard you work at everything you put your mind to
Asking my husband if he wants to see a live show of one of my favorite podcasts with me by texting “hey do you wanna be a parasocial Andy with me and see a live show of this podcast, it would mean a lot to me”
did I use the phrase “parasocial Andy” correctly
Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary to
@MBTYuGiOh
. I love the life we share together. I’m excited to keep growing with you and experience all of life’s adventures together. Thank you for giving me a reason to always celebrate July 4th. I love you. ❤️
@MBTYuGiOh
@SouthwestAir
Little does Twitter know that when we travel together you make jokes like this the whole time to me while we go through security and try to board the plane and it stresses me
My dog hates eating acorns but she keeps trying. I just watched her bite an acorn, spit it out, bite a different acorn, spit that one out, and then bite and spit out the first acorn again. This will just be her life the next few months. Incredible. She just never gives up.
I like how last night I was cranky and stressed about many things so Joseph had me act in a video intro to channel some of my pent up emotions lmao
@MBTYuGiOh
really knows me too well
Sadie is reunited with one of her very favorite people,
@LukeVonKarma
, she is so happy and peaceful now❤️ (go watch Danny stream on Twitch, he is cool)
My second instinct was to say "We are both our own people and have our own interests, hobbies, and friends. We spend time together because we want to, not bc we have nothing else to do."
Anyways I love you
@MBTYuGiOh
, thanks for being my best friend and husband (2/2)
The first episode is fantastic and I would think that even if
@MBTYuGiOh
didn’t thank his lovely wife for a great Christmas present in the first 5 minutes
SO HAPPY TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO ANNOUNCE OUR PODCAST -
@LukeVonKarma
,
@PeepsYGO
and I are going to be rendering our judgment on EVERY disagreement online. First episode drops EVERYWHERE YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS TOMORROW!
And SO happy with how
@henrymagenta
's cover art turned out!
In case y’all need a reason to listen to Will of the Councel, I have a brief cameo in the latest episode (and that’s not even the most entertaining part)