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hot off the press, strictly a mess, nevertheless... actor @wicked_musical bway. he/him

New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
It doesn’t matter if you love him or capital HIM
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host a younger Professor and his wife over for a seemingly endless night of booze and sick little mind games.
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2 years
When are we getting Muppets Les Misérables?
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7 months
New Maggie Rogers, new Kacey Musgraves, new Taylor breakup album… Spring is going to be a series of endless Christmas mornings for depressive water signs who like to stare wistfully out of train windows (me).
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
Tiny milestones… this afternoon is my 1200th performance in Wicked.
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@jheimbrock
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1 year
Finally visiting gorgeous Puerto Vallarta for the first time. Hoping to actualize the phrase “tequila sunrise.”
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
blondes make commissions so easy
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@jheimbrock
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1 year
Okay I am in love
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
let’s see what miss Twitter crop has to say about this
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
first day of rehearsal for Wicked on Broadway.... let’s GOOOOO
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
Taking my little PrEP pill every morning even tho I’ve had sex a grand total of one (1) time this calendar year.
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Elphaba and Glinda meeting the Wizard
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
goodbye to the beach 🥲
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@jheimbrock
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1 year
I made my bed. That’s all I’ve done today.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
today brought to you by Flashdance and Fame
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@jheimbrock
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4 years
RATATOUILLE will be the first broadway musical in history to have a lab via TikTok.
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Reboot this, bitch!
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@jheimbrock
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5 years
May we all go through life with the confidence of a straight boy in musical theater.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
ABSOLUTELY obsessed with the mom-branded alcoholic seltzer… tag yourself, I’m Linda.
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
“But it isn't my fault, I was given those beans! You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans! And without those beans, there'd have been no stalk, to get up to the giants in the first place!”
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
“He’s a very nice prince...” “And?”
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
here’s to 29.
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@jheimbrock
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1 year
And just like that, it’s my 1500th performance here at @WICKED_Musical !
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@jheimbrock
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4 years
hello
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
We’re here! Catch us on NBC between 9-10am!
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@jheimbrock
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11 months
I feel like a brat today
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
Final week of my 20s. Let’s go, girls.
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@jheimbrock
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8 years
I proudly marched in the #TrumpProtest to show the world that this despicable man does not speak for half of us. History is watching.
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
grey gay today
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
When I tell you it hit 80° for the first time and I sprinted to the park.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
hey hi good morning
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@jheimbrock
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4 years
what they're forgetting is THIS IS 2022!
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@jheimbrock
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4 years
Eva Noblezada should have won the Tony for MISS SAIGON, but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
Fairy Godmother’s “Holding Out For a Hero” is one of the best covers of all time.
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@jheimbrock
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1 year
Bye bye Pines, til’ next time 😘
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
have a great weekend 🥰
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
THE DEMON TWINK (2022, d. Ari Aster)
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Ten minutes of burning, ceaseless dragging and I’d still do anything for him
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Someone tell these gays they can be nice to people they don’t want to have sex with. It’s not that hard.
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2 years
how am I alive rn
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
every time I’m being coerced into going out on a weekend
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Nine-to-five guys on dates really love to act like my job is a cute hobby I do for fun.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
I *promise* you can write a compelling male leading role that doesn’t require them to full chest a B4.
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
Just remembered the Muppets did a Moulin Rouge parody in their Christmas special from 2002 where Miss Piggy plays “Saltine.”
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
spending my 30th bday doing what I do best- being a basic thot on a dying social media platform.
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@jheimbrock
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4 years
Taylor said we are having a sad girl summer and I can’t argue with that.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
In July, I suffered a complete hamstring avulsion that required immediate surgery. It’s been 6.5 long months, many testing, dark moments. Many liberating ones. But here I am, still standing and back onstage in @WICKED_Musical this evening. There’s no place like home 🥰
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4 years
If tiktok was a thing when we were doing Newsies.... chilling to think about.
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3 years
Legitimately too fragile for this right now…
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@jheimbrock
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not liking a boy’s thirst trap… that’ll show him.
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2 years
We are in an ongoing Broadway poster design crisis.
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2 years
Nessa… Doctor Dillamond… Fiyero… I’m sorry my dears, but you are *all* up for elimination.
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3 years
If Mamma Mia were playing on Broadway right now I’d go every night.
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@jheimbrock
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1 year
Fresh cut & color, workout cycle over, ready to Padam, etc etc
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
imagining having to explain to Gen Z how these had an absolute, unconquerable death grip on us.
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Told a guy on Hinge what I did for a living and he said “ugh but you were so cute. best of luck!” 🤡
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The way Sara Bareilles’s “Gravity” still has the power to absolutely ruin my life at any given listen.
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When Jack’s Mother said “I wish a LOT of things....” I felt that.
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I can’t believe I have a fucking crush on someone… in 2022… I thought we were beyond all that.
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Only one person I’d want to see as Cole’s replacement in Oh, Mary!
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I swear to god…
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Legitimately too fragile for this right now…
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@jheimbrock
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My friend just referred to his mouth as his “north hole.”
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
I love breakfast, huge fan of breakfast
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3 years
idk who needs to hear this but you do not have to go to another party with the same 20 jerks you already know. You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday or you could, god forbid, even see my show.
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@jheimbrock
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Ughhh my Hinge was hacked!!! For the record, MAMMA MIA! (2008) is NOT my favorite film 😤 that would be MAMMA MIA: HERE WE GO AGAIN (2018).
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
well, tonight was a fun one! 🍭 💚
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@jheimbrock
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2023.
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@jheimbrock
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8 years
ZOOTOPIA IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT, THE SEMINAL CLASSIC ZOOTOPIA IS ON NETFLIX. GET WOKE, CHILDREN. TRY EVERYTHING.
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How am I supposed to function the rest of today. One of the greatest artists who ever lived. Holy hell.
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
Like a fine wine… 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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@jheimbrock
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My energy is the Strand lady in Tick Tick Boom who says “oh yes… gotta keep the Godspell…”
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3 years
Thrillified, proud, grateful. Re-opening this beautiful show tonight, with the most sublime company, AND finally celebrating my 1000th performance in @WICKED_Musical . I couldn’t be happier.
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There’s gay then there’s “ACTUALLY the original lyric is ‘until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow’” gay.
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@jheimbrock
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3 years
I’m always shocked when I hear people disagree about Prisoner of Azkaban being the best film. It’s Cuarón for god’s sake.
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Wow, the responses from in theater crowds vs. Netflix at home viewers re: GLASS ONION… makes ya think!
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Rehearsing for Thursday… first time performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!
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I’m on a lake in Colorado for the rest of the week. In the event of my murder, please make sure it gets an HBO docuseries.
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@jheimbrock
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Our brand new marquee is so pretty 🥺🥺
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@jheimbrock
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2 years
I want a guy who will be like “I know a place 😏” and take me to Chili’s.
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