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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

2 years

Well I fuckin made it #spartanfinishers

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

Man Georgia fans really hate Florida. Like y’all hate their guts

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

@SportsCenter Showing your drivers license is racially charged and suppressive?

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

My baby boy is having tubes put in his ears & adenoids removed tomorrow morning & has to be put to sleep for it. Only one of us can go in & seeing as how I’d end up fighting somebody it’ll be my wife. Asking for prayers, well wishes, anything y’all can do please. Ima be a wreck

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

Woke my man the fuck up!! #fortheA

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Getting the biggest paycheck tomorrow that I’ve ever gotten in the 9 years I’ve worked in this factory. So stoked about it. I busted my ass and my knuckles for it. Gonna get an early start on Christmas presents for the kids and buy some cards I don’t need. GOD IS GOOD!!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

The resounding voice from Braves country is they would all take a bullet for Money Mike Harris

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

4 years

Unemployment office came and talked to us this morning about work after the shutdown. Said they’d pay for us to go back to school and learn a trade if we wanted. I’m considering welding

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

If y’all are the praying type, my family could use some sent our way. Thank y’all

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

This shit is unreal!!! Never been this close to something like this

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

You’re selling for $14 OBO and I offer $12 and it’s a hard decline with no counter…what are we doing here

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

It has arrived!!!!! Gotta be one of my favorite cards in my entire collection. Stadium club is always the 🐐, chromed, on card, just a sick ass picture overall. Stoked is an understatement #thehobby #fortheA

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

Anybody ever tried these before? I’ve seen them for years then just realized I they’re a 95 on beer advocate?? 🤯

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Some of y’all never sat and shucked corn or peeled and snapped green beans with ur grandma and it shows

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Lost some followers last night. I’m very passionate about my sports teams, win or lose. Braves ain’t been this far since I was 13, it’s kind of a big deal. I curse, I type all caps, it is what it is. Guess some ppl can’t take it, but I’m never sorry for being the way I am

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

Y’all say a prayer for my dog and my wife please. He had a seizure earlier when we got home and its really messed with her. He’s like another child of ours to her. Bloodwork will be back tomorrow

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

LFG new house

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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5 months

Holy cow, bosses just came down from NYC yesterday and I was wondering why. Just got a pay raise!! God is good!!! I am blown away, what a birthday present

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

So one day this week I’ll walk out of a factory I’ve been clocking in & out every day for the last 10 years at. Started $9.25 & worked my way up to $26/hr with no college education. It’s bittersweet to say the least. I don’t really know how to feel about it. Drinking to that 2day

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

ITS GO TIME BABY!!!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

I’m stuck at work and he’s home eating all the cookies

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

Tres years with this dime!!!! Thanks for putting up with me babe!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

Y’all use Worcestershire sauce when grilling burgers or nah???

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

Happy to report we’ve made it home safe and sound. Everything went great!! God is good. Also, for a little excitement, had to pull over on the side of the road cuz 6 cops were in a high speed chase.

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

Shoutout to all the dads out there putting shit together and trying to be quiet all at the same time. May you have the right amount of nuts, bolts, and washers and your holes line up

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

He’s feeling better so I put him back to work

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

He’s already done!!! Wife waiting on the doc to come talk to her now

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

So my stepdad gets a fancy metal detector and calls me up, we head over to the little beach near the house and see what we can find. Few bottle caps, sinkers & weights, dimes. Then we hit something big, buried deep down, metal with hinges. Like a safe, or a chest…only to find

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Not the way I was planning on getting home from work

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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6 months

My middle son just got invited to tryout for the USA 11U NTIS National team! Have to make it through a couple rounds and the champions cup in Cary, but if selected he’d be on the team in 2025. I am stoked and he doesn’t know yet. God is good!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

1 year

My wife wanted Applebees for my birthday. And I’m good with that, 2 entrees for $25, plus an appetizer. But I got curbside pickup and got home and it was wrong order so I went back. Ended up getting to keep the 2 steaks, big shrimp, and garlic mashed potatos plus my order!! 😀😀

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

@Kweav_Sports Clean it!? It’ll be hard to weedeat at night, have to bring a headlamp

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

First baseball practice for sweet baby angel tonight! Proud of him tho!! He hit well, fielded, and made some good throws. Not bad for 3 years old

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

4 years

I am now the new owner of a RAM 2500 4X4 boss bitch!!!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

Up and heading out. Wife about to attempt a 100 mile trail ultra marathon at 7am. She’s nervous and me too. I can’t run with her til 8pm. She has til 1pm tomorrow to finish. Wish us luck, prayers, good vibes all that jazz

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

6 months

This is legitimately the best piece of bacon I’ve ever cooked. Perfect in every way, if I do say so myself

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

In case y’all were unaware, fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. It’s science

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

Fried bologna and baseball

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

1 year

If I could describe marriage to somebody, it’s the first sentence of this tweet

Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

1 year

My wife wanted Applebees for my birthday. And I’m good with that, 2 entrees for $25, plus an appetizer. But I got curbside pickup and got home and it was wrong order so I went back. Ended up getting to keep the 2 steaks, big shrimp, and garlic mashed potatos plus my order!! 😀😀

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

Home girl racked up!! So proud of her

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

All star drip 💦

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

2 years

@ChavaIsrael1107 You should think before you belittle somebody that is trying to better themselves.

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

Fresh cut and forklift certified

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

2 years

Ummmm thoughts?? #fortheA

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

4 years

Freddie bout to get his first career grand slam this inning

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

4 years

So a rotation that was supposed to be Soroka Fried Folty Hamels Hernandez Is now just grilled cheese by himself We will still #chopon every night. Adapt and overcome. #fortheA @Braves

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

1 year

Love breakfast for supper

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

I get to see the Braves live tomorrow night and Ynoa I’m excited

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 months

@EhCanadianA BOOM, tough actin tinactin

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

@CBSSports Steven Jackson

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Mookie is the oldest looking 28 year old I’ve ever seen

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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7 months

Bo says good morning!! Found him like this in the bathroom. Have a great day everybody

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

#girldad

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Test driving now

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

First hunt of the season

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

Friday mood

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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5 months

Treating myself today!!! Rest day on fleek

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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8 months

Damn Georgia!?? Y’all been hiding this the whole time??

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

Did I mention I liked Southern BBQ??

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

My wife is such a nerd

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

Y’all put mayonnaise on ur egg sandwich?

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 months

@DaveEDanna Reading the label is huge for some foods you would think are “healthy”

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

When ur wife checks the mail before u do 🥺🥺 #oops

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 months

And this lil lady got 1st place medal for under 12 years old

Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 months

Ain’t ran in FOREVER but finished this glow run 5K at the high school in 26:45 after push cutting the yard today and having a handful of beers

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

2 months

Just got a big green egg from my sister in law! I am jacked. She’s moving and didn’t want it to deal with it. Will take any and all tips soon

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

1 year

I also don’t think I formally introduced Roscoe last month. We had to put Zeke and Zeus both down within the last year, so my wife finally decided it was time to have some pups again

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

Baseball is back!! Lemme get a hell yeah

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

Kindergarten to 5th grade graduation 😭😭😭 make it stop

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

4 quick ones in the rain never hurt nobody #BattleATL

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

Also, it’s been 28 years and I still can’t believe Scar killed his brother and sided with the hyenas

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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2 years

How many of y’all had speakers in your vehicle in high school? Just trying to see something

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

Today was a good day 🎣

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

I was told to wrap my corn in mayonnaise(hear me out), and wrap in tin foil and then grill. And needless to say it’s fantastic

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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18 days

@RyanKennedy_22

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

Can you say spoiled??

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

I’m ok everybody, just nodded off on the way home from another 12 hour work night. Had been up over 24 hours. And was about 50 yards from my driveway. I’m fortunate I didn’t injure anybody else

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 years

My 10 year old said this game is bullshit and I ain’t even mad

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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8 months

We outchea!!!!! #cowboysnation

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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9 months

@DaWeeWooCowboys I can hear Dak from my kitchen, dining room, front yard. Pretty much anywhere when he hits that HERE WE GO

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

3 years

Buried my dog, my grandmother passed away. Stepson got covid, daughter had strep, August was a bitch and a half. Let’s go September!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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1 year

Strawberry cake with cream cheese icing 👀👀😍😍😛😛🎉🎉

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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3 years

We outchea!!

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Josh Fortñer ✭

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4 months

I read the other day that truck drivers genuinely appreciate when ppl give them the honk the horn sign, no matter the age. Big one just passed the house, hardly ever get them on this 2 lane rd & I gave the sign and he honked the shit out of it for abt 5 seconds. I was thrilled

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Josh Fortñer ✭

@jfortner88

2 years

Sex this morning, baseball and softball games tonight, Cowboys draft, mavs hopefully series clinching tonight, and it’s payday. Wow Happy Thursday!!!

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