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3 years
promise rings are so cute, finna get myself one and promise myself to stop being a dumbass bitch
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When you reject a nice guy
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Why do men....
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“So it’s like drugs” It’s better than drugs, Jeremy....
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Imagine he unfollows all the bitches for you 😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭
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@jfm0_0
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To my soulmate: I be joking on here
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I went to the gym, came home and started cleaning my room, showered, ate, prayed, and read Quran and I the amount of PEACE I feel rn! Why don’t I do this everyday?!
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@jfm0_0
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2 years
Haram relationships literally damage your soul and mind
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I just wanna vibe with one person forever
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My man isn’t allowed to have female friends. End of story.
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Studying after iftar till sehri>>>>studying during the day
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Ngl I wanna get married
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When your name is Jannatul Firdaus 🥺
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May Jannatul-Firdaus be written for all of us
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tbh i didnt know its gonna blow up like that. I didn't even realize he said "astaffgorilla" when i posted 🤣💀
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Me before going to sleep every night: “YaAllah it’s me again”
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Whoever said “time heals” FUCK u I misss this mf more everyday
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2 years
How do I tell my parents that I m ready to get married when me older sis doesn’t even wanna get married?!!
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3 years
I’m having a surgery tomorrow morning. I didn’t want to go though this during Ramadan but I need to get it done ASAP everyone pls pls keep me in your dua and ask Allah swt to make it easy for me
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May every girl break his heart till he realizes I’m what he needs, ameen🙏🏽
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Notice how men on here are triggered 🤡
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Ngl I wanna get married young. When I find my person I ain’t letting this mf get away😤😤
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3 years
@Ndricimii What r you even saying bro. “Cause it sounds like you tried them all” you make no sense
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3 years
Bengali Syltheti boys ★★★★★ Highly recommended
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@_Am4R Good. He’s very polite
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Mood
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How I love being a woman
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I just wanna be in his arms rn 🥺
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Im a walking red flag so y’all stay mad lmfaooooo
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I hate a mf who’s as stubborn as me see now we both don’t care
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I want someone who’d never give up on me NEVER
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I have terrible taste in men…..so if I ever liked you pls work on yourself bro
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May all his hair fall off if he ever lets another girl play with it ameen
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Why is everyone getting married?! I thought we all hated men…..
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Clear skin: you want me Me: I want you baby
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I believe true love meets you at your mess and not your best. When someone sticks around no matter how hard things get, they really love you
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I did it y’all spent the first day of Ramadan w/o music 🥳 29 more days to go
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Getting high on garlic naan and butter chicken is a real thing
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Alhamdulillah for everything
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👤 : Bro it’s just a song The song:
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If mans liking other bitches pictures I’d run tbh he can have them all 🥴
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Him: I wanna be more than friends Me: You wanna be cousins?
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I do my morning skin care routine at 4pm don’t ask me if I’m ok 🤡
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If he can’t make me feel like I’m the most beautiful girl in the world then what’s the fuckin point
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Paris 🫶🏽
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Sucker for sunsets
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If you decide to go through his phone, don’t check if he’s cheating….go to his bank app and send yourself money. Stop being stupid
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Kinda wanna go out to eat, kinda wanna get ate......
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I will NOT eat fried things in this Ramadan Family: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA Friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Whole Muslim Ummat: HAHAHAHA Even Fried Food: HAHAHAHAHAA
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Some of ya can’t take a joke and it shows 🤡
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Ik my man won’t never cheat on me because he’s so busy he barely has time for me 😩
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Im 21 and never had a valentine in my life. We exists
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If he can’t feed me bhat with his hand then I don’t want him
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Maybe I’m the problem
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I dumped this guy and he started following my cousins...Can you believe this?!
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When you’re good the good will come to you have sabr
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How do you erase memories and feelings?
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Imagine Twitter without men 😍😍
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I'm smart, educated, gorgeous, medium tall, fluent in Bangla and English, a Bollywood fan, Anime Star Wars Marvel enthusiast, a good cook, and a Kind Loving Loyal woman. I'm not sure what more you'd want in a wife!
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Men think they can hurt me Lmfaooooo bro I grew up not receiving fatherly affection despite having a father I’m trained to surpass my emotions
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THIS
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I used to ignore my feelings whenever someone used to hurt me and I would distract myself so I wouldn’t feel anything but now I’ve gotten to the point where I let it hurt till it doesn’t hurt anymore
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No one: Me: randomly hitting my siblings and starting a fight for no reason because I’m bored
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Pls don’t flirt with me, ima start imagining our life together 😭
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I got betrayed while being faithful…… so now I’m dating 3 men in 3 different cities LMFAOOOOO yolo
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The cutest thing I've seen today 😭
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Just moved in to my apartment and the view🥹
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He got me flowers on our first date 🥺
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cant marry someone who aint a foody like me. Imagine he's not up for a food drive at 3 am divorceloldivorce
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I just wanna disappear
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Snapchat be like “a year ago you thought you were going to marry this mf”💀
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Imagine listening to a love song and no one comes to your mind. That’s the final stage of being completely single
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I wanna go to a museum date 🥺
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I want someone that doesn’t call someone else when I’m unavailable. Y’all out here just trying to fill a void. I don’t want that
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I can’t believe I wrote a whole fuckin song for a boy I wasn’t even in a relationship with when I was 16 💀
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Moving on so fast even scares me like I wonder if I was ever in love with them
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The perfect caption doesn’t exi..
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Now Ik why people say “you need to be alone in your 20s”
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I just wish someone could understand me emotionally I really need this rn
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YOO MY TIMELINE IS BLESSED TODAY🤩🇧🇩
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I have a bad habit of seeing people for who they could be instead of for who they really are
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At the end of the day, it’s all about who you wanna split your somosa with 🥺
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I ain’t sharing nobody, if he texting you keep him
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Like it you’re 5’10 or above trynna see sum👀
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I don’t wanna sound too cocky, but I intern at one of the largest banks in America. Alhamdulillah
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“You loook so goood in this picture” ok then make it your wallpaper......
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yooooooo my sis doesn't have an ex she's getting engaged to her first and only bf. I really need to learn a thing to two from her
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Caffeine doesn’t do it anymore I need someone to text me “we need to talk” 🤡
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When he asks to see what I shopped
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You haven’t experienced heartbreak if you never cried your soul out to Allah to ease your heart
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I see pretty girls and........
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I’m Bengali but I’m CRYING for Imran Khan
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FUCK I accidentally posted pics of me in London when my family doesn’t even know I was there 🤡🤡
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I can’t thank Allah ENOUGH for preventing me from doing things that I should never have considered doing in the first place!
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You won’t catch feeling if you don’t text them 24/7
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I’ve talked to so many fkboys that I’m starting to become one 🥴
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Zara is overrated anyway 😴
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Man I wanna be with one person forever WHY they gotta cheat 😭
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are you even Bengali if you dont drink saa every morning
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