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3 years

I hate when I tell someone I have to run errands and they ask what errands. Man I don’t fucking know I’m gonna grab a coffee somewhere and figure that shit out after

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

I know Sisolak can be contradicting, but fuck man. The dude is damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. If you’re outraged over a fucking mask you need to check your entitlement

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

“I’m in Vegas! Wanna come hang on the strip?” Absolutely not.

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1 year

My pile of clean clothes would look great on here

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@jewboyswaggg

5 years

If you die in Las Vegas you respawn in a random PT’s

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

What drunk me does is none of my business don't ask me ask drunk me

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5 years

@fucklexuz @anniesoybean

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Two years ago I met this girl on tinder and she bet me she could beat me in basketball 1v1. Met her at the court and she was 6’5”. She busted my ass and literally busted my lip then never talked to me again. I’m still healing.

𝘕𝒜𝘠𝘚𝒜𝘠𝘌𝘙 🐘

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3 years

What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date?

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6 years

I saw a dude walking out of Top Golf that looked exactly like MGK so I made fun of him to my friends saying he was a MGK lookin mf. Turns out it was MGK. I made fun of MGK for looking like MGK.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Hot girl summer is for places with nice weather. It’s heat stroke summer over here for you bitches. You lil pizza rolls stay safe out here.

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

The father The son

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8 years

If you have kids in your 20's more power to you but I say fuck that. I want to buy shit for myself, travel on my own, and get drunk HELLA

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

@dianasucks_ @HighTakes @fcktheculture @HaylorSource Since when does singing Taylor swift mean you’re flowing into the female gender

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Vegas heat will give you PTSD when you think about getting in your car in the day time

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

@madeinmwanza This man knows exactly what he doin😂😂😂

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6 years

@terriaxo @EvelynTejada_ “Adventures”

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1 year

@AMAZlNGNATURE The face of shock and disappointment

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@jewboyswaggg

8 years

This guy did this shit on point😂

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8 years

Having a Girlfriend be like... 😂 Pt. 2

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

Why you gotta be a party person or a stay in and cuddle person. Live life man do whatever the fuck you want! Do both in the same night! Fuck

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@jewboyswaggg

5 years

If you see me drinking beer and sitting in this alone this summer mind your business

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@jewboyswaggg

8 years

Me: *constantly treating myself* Me: I'm gonna treat myself today

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

When 37 people tell me i look like Shane from the walking dead

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

I NEED y’all to look at this.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Someone told me she did the same thing to them. She’s out here just busting tinder dudes asses in pick up games

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Being 26 and still getting tweets off like this keeps me young

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

@Sethrogen How much do I have to pay for a Seth Rogan vase and is there a discount for Jews

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Seeing pics with peoples fingers on the trigger proves to me why everyone shouldn’t be allowed to have guns

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

The older you get in Vegas the harder it is to explain to people how you were born and raised here your whole life. The last question is always, “you should give me a tour of Vegas?!” Absolutely not. Enjoy tho.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

@babooshke Liking this in hopes that he gives me Starbucks money too. Stay up big dawg you weird as hell tho

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

If you come over my house, see my cat, and say “I don’t like cats”…What kind of reply do you want? He lives here. You can leave fr fr

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Just told the gas station lady “merry Christmas” and she said “thank god. I’m tired of all this ‘happy holidays’ shit. If you don’t like Christmas wtf are you doing in America” Me: “well I’m Jewish. I was just trying to be nice.” Then I proceeded to beat her ass.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Everyone asleep? Ok I don’t fuck with wasabi nor ginger. I raw dog my sushi with soy sauce only.

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@jewboyswaggg

5 years

Before After

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Not being mad at me for taking 11 hours to text back is my love language

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

"Wanna buy me a drink?" First of all I had to pay cover you didn't

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@jewboyswaggg

1 year

My brother is at work and sends me this with no context. Ain’t no way

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

I wish old people would stop calling Gen Z kids millennials. Millennials don’t eat tide pods we eat avocados and ass

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

So are we all in agreement that people who don’t like subtitles just can’t read fast?

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@jewboyswaggg

2 years

Let’s get vasectomies. Found out that due to it being a surgical procedure I can get two weeks off of work for it. I become sterile AND get a vacation??? Say less

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Already on IG but I thought I’d add to my twitter resume

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

I might have to block you guys. I’m getting amazon packages so often that Idek what I ordered. Anyways, copped.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Behold my household terrorist

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

“You’re probably talking to hella girls” has to be one of the most unattractive things to hear when first meeting someone. Mamas if you don’t have faith in yourself how can I

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5 years

This who Spirit hiring

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She learned to fly a plane with just her feet. Now she's inspiring women in aviation around the world:

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

What’s the vibe? The day after tomorrow?

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Lake Michigan is a vibe right now (via ig: swoodlife)

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

@beebinc @vaeredd Twitter can not be real man😂

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

I’m gonna make a controversial statement…nurses shouldn’t have the right to not get vaccinated. They’re dealing with ill people and they can’t be an added risk to them (Ethically speaking based on their profession)

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

When I picture myself I picture middle school me

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

If you’re not gonna let your dog sleep in bed with you I’m not sure you have any business having a dog

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

To the girl at Pkwy who bumped past Chris and said “fucking black people” I heard you raggedy bitch and your boyfriend looks like Fogul from Superbad

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

I was paying $850 a month in my first apartment 6 years ago. That same apartment is now $1550. My mortgage on my house is $1550. There’s a problem

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

I paid $99 to find out I’m Jewish as fuck.

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

FYI if you’re from Vegas it’s not a bandwagon. We dgaf how long you’ve watched hockey we’re on this shit now too stfu

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Got out of my work truck to pee and didn’t notice my black beanie fell on the ground. So I’m peeing and I see this black thing and I decide to pee on it to see if it moves. Realized it was my beanie and wanted to fully kill myself. What the fuck is wrong with me

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Got my interest rate on my home loan lowered from 4% to 2.75%. A savings of $80,000 over the course of my loan. INNER ADULT STIMULATED IM HYPED

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

This one didn’t make the IG post

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

It was my mom and dads 37th anniversary yesterday. They simpin I’m cryin. They’re the best.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

So I got this dog at the shelter today; looked like a beagle/basset hound mix. After I adopted him they let me know that he’s three months old, 33lbs, and they think a Doberman/Beagle mix said to potentially reach 100lbs. Now I’m stuck with this big ass mf puppy

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

I’m mad at how fast time has been going since highschool. Before a year felt like an eternity. Now a year goes by and I still haven’t gone grocery shopping like I was suppose to after work that Tuesday of March

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Y’all won’t take the vaccine cause you don’t know what’s in it but you’ll do coke from damn near anyone willing to share

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

How’d I use to party until 6am and go straight to work at 7am then get off and party again? That shit literally doesn’t make sense. Did I lessen my life span during that time?

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

“What do you like to do for fun?” I work 68 hours a week. I enjoy laying in my bed.

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@jewboyswaggg

5 years

I have a rider rating of 4.97 on Uber and I’m pissed. The only person that might’ve gave me under 5 stars is the angry old man that spent 4 minutes trying to wake me up in front of my apartment who I hugged afterwards. Unacceptable on his part.

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@jewboyswaggg

2 years

Listen to me. Being at Costco is like driving. Do you stop in the middle of the highway or do you pull over to a side street? Get the FUCK out of the way you have 27 fuckin people trying to get through you fuckin idiot. Also—if you’re walking 1.2MPH stay on the FAR RIGHT

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Don’t hold me, but Arby’s kinda goes. Beef and cheddar?! I stop by from time to time I just stay quiet about it.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

People love asking “what are your hobbies”. I’m 26 and I work 70 hours a week. What the fuck else would I possibly do besides get shit faced on my days off

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Honestly no I am not willing to drive to Henderson to see you

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Eating her asparagus from the middle

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

I know this is off topic but I still don’t like how y’all acted over toilet paper months ago.

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

It’s actually acceptable for you to say “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

You don’t have to let your dogs/cats on your furniture but don’t look at me funny when mine are laid up with me. I love this mf more than you so you can go ahead and sit on the floor if you got a issue

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

Bought this in Colombia☺️ 18k gold Cuban link chain, 18k gold Star of David, .35ct Colombian emerald

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

There’s nothing to not love about Las Vegas. Besides the east side

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@jewboyswaggg

5 years

I heard roofles and threw my phone

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@jewboyswaggg

2 years

Desde Colombia

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@jewboyswaggg

5 years

Every person you meet in Vegas is gonna know someone you know. I hate that shit

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

Johnny caught 5 seconds of my peak drunkness on video:

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7 years

I said, and I quote, “fuck it”

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

I’m hungover af and my Uber driver doesn’t have the AC on. This man doesn’t even know he’s about to commit manslaughter

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

No one: Every MA ever:

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

I’m not saying I want another lockdown, but if it happens I wouldn’t necessarily be upset 🥴

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@jewboyswaggg

2 years

Don’t invite me to any club if you don’t have a table/cabana, respectfully. I’m not boujie I just need a designated area where I can sit cause I’m not standing for 4 hours

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

My 50-something year old neighbor saw me outside today and ran over and said “hey man I’ve been meaning to tell you something” I’m like oh shit did he notice I threw up in his rocks when I was drunk😅 This man goes “You look like that guy! The Punisher!”

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Why can’t I say no to a shot. Now look at me. Still in bed sippin a dumbass Gatorade

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

People don’t talk about kiwi enough for me. Kiwi is a top 3 fruit

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3 years

When I love someone nothing grosses me out about them. I’ll stick my tongue up their nose idgaf

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@jewboyswaggg

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So a month ago I went snowboarding and I put my Krucial hoodie on the snowboard rack. Later I come back and it’s gone. Fast forward to now..THIS HOOLIGAN STOLE MY HOODIE

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

“You have hoes” Do you wanna get froyo or not

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@jewboyswaggg

7 years

Every time I see these I want to throw my phone but I also watch the whole thing smfh

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

Drunk me made a video to sober me the other night. Thought I might’ve said some sweet things to myself. So I will quote. “Hey man. Sooo take overtime this week cause we spent $200 tonight. Love you.”

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4 years

You know that older coworker that you bond with and treats you like their own? Mine is in the ICU and was put on a ventilator tonight. Please pray for this man. Love you my guy, you’re gonna get through this big dawg!

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

Girls saying they won’t accept a dude under 6ft when their dad is 5’6”. Be humble like your mother

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3 years

@vvaalid Blink twice if you need help

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@jewboyswaggg

4 years

It costs $0.00 not to touch my hair. Stop touching people’s curly hair.

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@jewboyswaggg

3 years

“You’re not the same person you were when we you were 16☹️” Oh you mean 10 years ago? When I was a virgin, hadn’t joined the army, and worked at a movie theater? Yes thank you I’m glad I’ve changed over the course of a DECADE. Jesus ya’ll gotta let go of highschool.

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

I have something to get off my chest. port of subs is 10x better than subway

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@jewboyswaggg

6 years

I told my gf I was getting rid of some clothes so she came over and walked out with 10 shirts, 4 hoodies, and 2 pairs of sweats saying “I am also Nathan”

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Girl: do you smoke? Me: nah I get drug tested at work/: Girl: so you won’t smoke? Me: no, I can’t. But I drink Girl: you won’t even smoke for me? Me: you mean lose my livelihood to get high with a girl from bumble? Sure why not Girl: I can’t tell if you’re being serious Bffr

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@jewboyswaggg

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I got invited to go shoot rabbits after drill today and I had to play it off as I had stuff planned; In reality I can’t bring myself to shoot lil cute bunnies for no reason other than recreation.

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@jewboyswaggg

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Anyone selling any last min tickets for Feid tonight? GA floor x 2

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