jessica m @jessmenace Twitter profile

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jessica m

@jessmenace

4 years

i've never felt more attacked by a personality quiz

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jessica m

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1 year

@wapplehouse do you feel satisfied knowing you almost made me feel happiness for the first time in several years and then yanked it away?

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3 years

@moonlightbabe_y @ahszone lmaooo he must’ve stayed at the tipton 😂

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4 years

@onlyabo1 @mally_h2o what a weird way to reveal to the world that you’ve never seen a mom

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2 years

@FourOverthrows @Twitter ……… you know the delete button exists already right

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5 months

i danced with jennie from blackpink at the club tonight and i will literally never shut up about this bye

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4 years

@t_turgot @bxsel @MNateShyamalan just say you didn’t actually know who nancy pelosi is and go lmao

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2 years

@latimes lol what? writing her own songs is literally taylor swifts like universally-known brand. did he have a stroke during his interview? amnesia? wth?

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3 years

@race_jones as an asian person, i do appreciate that at least i don’t get soda thrown on me by racist passersby anymore bc the president of the country is telling everyone to blame covid on chinese people every other day, but yea just a ✨tiny✨ improvement

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jessica m

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2 years

seriously, f*cking f*ck this fckng asshole for saying the rapes that occurred at woodstock ‘99 weren’t “enough” to warrant concern. john scher, i hope you rot in the depths of overflowing burning portapotty hell forever

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2 years

Trainwreck: Woodstock 99 is fascinating but utterly fucking horrible. John Scher is a horrible horrible cunt.

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1 year

@helloworldbeats finger drumming from a young age

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3 years

@chrisrshockley in any case hannah montana did this joke already 10 years ago

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2 years

@marvgoated @bluerice23 @oliviarodrigo also men:

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2 years

@MichaelaOkla when will these geniuses learn that their “would YOU like to have been aborted” doesn’t hold any weight with the majority of us 🥱 like honey yes you think i wanted to live through the last season of earth? pls

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3 years

@robins36 @PyroGirl6 @nocontxtmulaney sir pls don't joke around about this very serious and dangerous drug my sister took one (1) marijuanas and now she looks like this pls pray for her

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3 years

@Espeonkin @catcontentonly HAHA i came here to say, is linda also dean browning??

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2 years

@Bolverk15 sorry they didn’t do the lazy blond white girl princess copy and paste formula like disney does

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3 years

@ConspiracyBull1 communism is getting out of hand in jersey

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5 months

she mostly stayed in the little curtained room but they played blackpink at one point and she came out for that. :) i tried to take pics but the security yelled at me every time i even touched my phone lol. i also wanted to give her her privacy and we are used to celebs in LA

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4 years

ew why is #cali trending

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1 year

@ymmayer lmaoo this reminds me of this one guy who tried to insult me with: “shut up tiny 19 yr old” - and as a 30 year old person struggling with my weight i was like “omg… YOURE TOO KIND STOP” 😂

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8 months

@zukosmadre ok but depression is a spectrum with varying severity and symptoms. implying that if you’re able to get out of bed, then you don’t have depression is harmful. we don’t need someone who might be struggling to minimize their pain and not reach out for help

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3 years

@rebeccaga0 just came across some perfect examples!

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jessica m

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5 months

ok this drunk tweet i made is somehow blowing up lol. to answer some q’s: we saw a girl with a baseball cap run into the private room on the side of the club and we asked the security who it was and they said jennie kim. a bottle & sign was brought out that said “happy bday nini”

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4 years

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3 years

@B_Im_2Real @sab_weenuh lol apparently he’s well-known over there/does a show or something, so she was surprised bc she recognized him

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5 months

@BeeeNICK why are places of higher education so toxic??? i got kicked out of a grad program years ago for a (controlled) disability and i was furious - i can’t imagine your hurt and anger, on top of everything you’re dealing with. i’m so so upset and sorry this is happening

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jessica m

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2 years

@ksa_dya @samwitchbabey @OctopusCaveman homegirl is an alien herself, dead giveaway is not having even heard of agents of shield

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2 years

@PPatnole @HonkAmGe @PopCrave he’s not gonna fck you, patty

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1 year

@chestervancan @ABC LMFAOO “this moose got its pfizer booster 2 days before this disturbing video. he not only suffered from violent seizures seen here - today he is suddenly 20 lbs lighter and has lost significant bone matter off of his skull. STAY VIGILANT” 😂💀

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2 years

@FloogleWoogleSr @keyon no bc I clicked through to the article thinking "wait what is this REALLY about bc i must've read that wrong" only to find that it was actually really about that

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2 years

@BillWest24 @ING2Firebrand the fact that i’m literally here in the comments after this exact train of thought 😂

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@jessmenace

4 years

@PynkRobotz @radgrrrlnini @lilkowch looks like a lot of empty words on your part desperately trying to justify one person using a racial slur while trying to shame the other... nice try but no 🙄

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3 years

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2 years

@cosmoknt @EclecticHams have you tried the volume up button, that usually helps me

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2 years

@maggiegascar @knjtr @abxgvil i laughed so hard when the boba exploded and spilled LOL... she deserved that tbh

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3 years

@BasedByAccident a parade? a party? a good time?

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2 years

@commentsooc - explains dissatisfaction, gives headsup about incoming racism, and asks for accuracy - 7/10 polite racist

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2 years

@JoeyLaybourn @matrizora i mean she’s being considerate and telling you you’ll sound stupid af if you use these words incorrectly… if you don’t want to listen and want to sound like a cringy clown instead, by all means lmao

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2 months

@sorkincel @pinkopog the world’s going to end so pardon me if i want to lie on a beach in mexico

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3 years

@keyofmgy @ItmustbeBunneez for these people, i always want to be like “i’m not asking you to put a mask on bc i’m afraid you have covid, i’m just asking bc you guys are disgusting”

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2 years

@blutakhamstring i used to refer to H&M as “Hit or Miss”, it’s literally all over the place haha

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@jessmenace

6 years

@SadiBree @TMZ you got rump? ... weird flex but ok 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

@itscourrrrrt that kinda energy should’ve been reserved for bartise - someone who has not shown ANY remorse, yelled and cursed at nancy’s FAMILY (including her MOM!), and got with another woman days after the show? cole seems 50x more genuine and contrite

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@jessmenace

5 years

@CrypticNoOne @LilNasX i didn’t have my volume on while looking at this gif and thought “muchdank” was the subtitle and thus assumed this was just people saying “much dank” back and forth to each other

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3 years

@OilyTrout @anthonyocampo @disco_socialist I mean I get where you were going with this, but unfortunately it also now kinda reads of asian-american erasure and also kinda 'all lives matter'-y

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2 years

@CourtneyHella @SueSueCurious i didn’t actually read it as she died of covid, i initially actually assumed old age. maybe it’s just a you thing?

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5 years

@RealYungCripp @wolfkin @lane_mcfaddin @Shanemgillis today on overheard white mans!: “yeah but that’s just like.. E D G Y, bro. idk man, to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cOmEdiANs and the obscure work they do idk man.” -hits the pumpkin spice juul-

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3 years

@KulpG @Zmapper the second I hear any man outside of a scientist use the word "female"

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2 years

@keoghcns @stuckiny2k skins walked so euphoria could run THE REAL OGS KNOW

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1 year

@keyon her singing at the end was the cherry on top (of the bagel) 😂

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4 years

@rantsandraves13 @jvred_svntos @mrtwiddler it's always the crusty mayonnaise boys with bad hair and no followers who think they have something insightful to say

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4 years

@MartinMuehl @TLopesVictorM @sina_rawayama omg for real, the brightness/highlight on that man's white shirt is turned up so high I need sunglasses

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2 years

@viridi_xx @heyitssunev3435 @DrewAfualo about to go find your comment just to back you up 😂

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4 years

@clapifyoulikeme @ChrisMGra i feel like chris’ tweet was moreso expanding on yours to the public, not explaining it back to you. and as someone who came to the comment section looking for an explanation, i appreciated it idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years

@1followernodad “well, maybe she was just trying to -“ ... stop trying to bring logic into this, tom! you’re supposed to gossip back, geez!

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2 years

@AshaKnobel @cargoskort @juskristinaa “ponytail lady” i’m done 💀💀💀

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2 years

@sbstryker i say “oh jesus my branzino!” whenever i forget something and nobody gets it hahah

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2 years

@isaiahgripper i hope the business owner is having a nice day!!

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2 years

@Turboclay @ApocalypseDust LOOOL an insurrection for a hacked credit card? what kind of snowflake ass logic is that 😂 in that case i’ve had my own personal insurrection like 5 times in the last 3 years - my card gets hacked all the time

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4 months

@_munchkinn when we’re like chilling and then they take a work call and i’m like “… how do you sound so important, we were JUST talking about love is blind..”

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5 years

@sopmaCinnam the worst part is she really thought she did something there “i’m gonna go make sure i post this” ... well paranoid patty, that sure backfired

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5 months

@johnsummit so real 4 this

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2 years

@Amused_0bserver @enriquemarshaII @liliandaisies from shows i’ve attended in the past as an audience member, there’s usually a grumpy production member yelling “CHEER!” at us until our hands go red from clapping at random times lol

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4 years

@STOPFLEXIN @riagold888 i think a lot of times substitute teachers are retired individuals who do it for fun or as a favor for friends who are teachers.. at least that was the case when i was in school

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4 years

@RealJardChatty @jamiehyphenlynn why did i immediately start singing the cutesy tiktok version of this

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3 years

@LeftAccidental you get to spend time with a loved one AND a puppy in a serene forest?? sign me up for the next protest

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3 years

@gothiccvegan @pitchfork you’ll change your mind in 10-15 years when you steal trends from us and call them cool again

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@jessmenace

2 years

@taylorsdarkhair @PopCrave ...do you even know the origin of that lily allen song? maybe you're too young. it's literally a song that lily allen A BRITISH ARTIST, wrote about george w bush, A US PRESIDENT. so yeah, SOME british ppl actually care about world issues. sorry you're not one.

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4 years

@kndr1ck @Lauren_Collins gen z doesn’t know degrassi and it hurts

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2 years

@TammyF74594023r @SoloFlow786 @buitengebieden well it’s a good thing you don’t have to like it then. nature never asked you, cocky human.

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4 years

@the_brc3 @loourdessa this just in: billy ray learns that humans can hold MORE than one thought in their brains!

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4 years

@Protogenes1 @NoZoupForYou_ @ZerlinaMaxwell lmaoo a “what about” comment AND it was from a man in a baseball cap with “veteran” or “father” in his bio. we were just missing the american flag and maybe a fish to get a full stereotypical idiot bingo! 😂

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1 year

@PopBase when gaga said “don’t be a drag just be a queen”, he really said no let me do the opposite

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4 years

@johnditty321 @ajplus @JoyTaylorTalks lmaooo people who find a 75 year old geriatric man "aggressive" are supposed to be the people "protecting" us??? nahhh defund the police and i'll buy a dog or a bunny or something infinitely braver than a cop 😂

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3 years

@alexi I was actually on the fence about this bc I do think childhood should be judged differently, but your apology here was not it. nowhere did you indicate any recognition of who your words hurt. you spent 4 paragraphs telling TV what they're going to be missing out on. you lost me.

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@jessmenace

2 years

@emnode @DanMoffTarkin @IrishSacar @johnplumstead it’s a pretty popular trend on tiktok for people to pretend they’re the grown up version of classic memes. done sarcastically in that weird deadpan gen z humor lol. judging by the response i’ve seen in this comment section it obviously hasn’t made its way to twitter yet

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2 years

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2 years

@alanmd98 @yaboibunnie2k10 @jerryorjay it’s kind of hard to not have any natural reaction or response to going underwater like that - his whole body went limp

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1 year

@lunakimm i call the block of holidays of Thanksgiving, Xmas, New Years, and VDay the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. i just have to numbly get thru those 4 holidays every year being reminded that i’m utterly alone and then i can get back to living life on february 15

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8 months

@jzux being a fire sign

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2 years

@harxmarvel @SabuOfficial @godsXcream @6Merican @prop__baby @solacecinema THIS. i find it kind of sus that so many people on twitter seem intent on having actual teens be naked onscreen or portraying the trauma of drug abuse/actual abuse

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3 years

@BobsFrom @killafran even with no context, we see the karen on the ground yelling, "get her PHONE away from me" - so with MORE context, we would find out why she's afraid of... cell phones? I feel like more context would make me find her even weirder, but go off lmao

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4 years

@jvvn17 how does anyone between the ages of 18-35 not know gasolina! lol has she been to a single school dance

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2 years

@venomcringebaby @kirawontmiss it’s called manhattanhenge, an event where the sun fits perfectly between the buildings of that particular street. the person taking the vid made it sound like they do that every sunset, which isn’t true every other week of the year

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1 year

@kirawontmiss omg it’s coachella.. down to the mountain borders and everything 😂

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10 months

@RollingStone i like taylor swift’s music but honestly she deserves this shade - what taylor did was petty and annoying at her big age. olivia has handled it with SO much grace

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4 years

@Angela_Siddall how can it drop from 0

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2 years

@cwalkrrr @minddialectics his mouth is so disturbingly small and warped i literally can’t even look at it

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2 years

@HaremKinngg @kilerrobot @burnerforburne1 @HotVillian @idontknowbutyuh @ShyneGold so many of y’all out here never took a physics class in your lives huh. an avg driver takes 1 sec to react. you can’t stomp on the brakes or else you will go flying (✨inertia✨). at 65 mph, it takes ~5 secs or ~550 ft of road to come to a COMPLETE stop. y’all even drive before?!

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4 years

@stevedecklin @RaxKingIsDead “mourning” doesn’t have to relate to the person himself - ppl can be mourning the loss of a part of their lives. LA is mourning a presence that united us across all ethnicities as we grew up; the loss of how a team shaped our childhoods as family bonding. grief is complex

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4 years

@f0lake i went to college with her (she may have left early i think?) but when she was there, she was SO normal and did her own thing - we stan a humble soul

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2 years

@taikawaititties @VVFriedman that would just look like hypocrisy

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3 years

@jodieegrace @shyyloo @dovenymph omg this comeback belongs in the hall of fame

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1 year

@Smigman1 @ragnild65 @ask_aubry this mans really wrote a dissertation on shopping cart physics just to not believe women

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3 years

@yaldi00 @CBSNews heartbreaking. yet another anecdote to bring up when people say, "if we defund the police, who will protect us??!" as if police are known for their protection skills...

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9 years

after listening to @Power106LA 's misogynistic interview w @ArianaGrande , i'm listening to Power less and Ariana more #neveragain #powertoAri

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4 years

@AsapFungus @LilReese300 they don’t need to cancel a nobody in the first place lmao 🤣

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3 years

@offbeatorbit ugh... as a HCP, I can't stand seeing people say the vaccine is for "people who actually need it"... for public health to actually function, AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE need it!

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@Jevfyy @doinkaccino @amazonmusic @LilNasX @fentyskin the worker running the account reading that tweet like ʸ ᵉ ˢ

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3 years

@RealDealDailey @_sammyjo6 "Idc how big how strong how tough ain’t no man picking me up like that" ofc they could pick you up... that's literally how strength works...

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