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3 years

Wine tasting tips on TikTok >>>

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3 years

the next time we have to draft American citizens for a war, please start with the police b/c they obviously think they're in call of duty.

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8 years

Y'all. Please check on your friends. Ppl really are out here silently losing their minds & you'd never know.

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3 years

If you live in NC & your husband is cheating on you, there’s good news 🤑

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6 years

If you're interested in how Bey's sets are designed watch this series on Netflix called Abstract - Es Devlin episode.

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3 years

@SimonesFiasco That’s between them & God 😭

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4 years

PG County Ballot Drop Off Locations

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3 years

PG County desperately needs a Trader Joe's and Whole Foods.

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6 years

Expecting someone to talk to you all day is not realistic. Every day... yes. All day... no.

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5 years

My co-worker just said “dang! You takin PTO again? You better save it for the rest of the year.” Me:

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4 years

the sunken place is real af

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4 years

Instead of charging the killers of #BreonnaTaylor ..... Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron had an engagement party this weekend.😡🤬

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4 years

Even if El Rey was racist.... those margaritas ain't.

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3 years

Unpopular opinion: all festivals should’ve been cancelled b/c of COVID. but anything for capitalism.

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5 years

Tbh, this is genius. Beyoncé has a lifetime membership to Popeyes. So it’s on brand - but the cease & desist is otw 😂

⭒ | Ray-naissance | ⭒

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5 years

Yall popeyes really recreated the ivy park x addias shoot 💀💀💀

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4 years

@PurposexFaith @BasicBlaecGirl whoever produced the music for the Fenty show used a sacred Muslim hymn and remixed it. & the Muslim community is pissed.

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4 years

Good for Cardi! Some men never learn their lesson. Stop enabling their bad behavior and just leave :)

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5 years

I think a lot of y’all are missing the point. Lizzo (a POP singer) won in a category (Best Soul Album) that she had no business in to begin with. Ari is mad b/c @SoulTrain cares more about ratings than their integrity/credibility.

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5 years

Got approved for my new apartment this week 😭 My 1.5hr commute to work just got down to 25 mins. We thank God 🙏🏾

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8 years

Wait. This pic is amazing. The water splashing in the back. The drink in hand. The extended leg. The kiss. 😍

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4 years

@KkHotCommodity that's why he's bald

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6 years

I GOT THE JOB!

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6 years

My interview went so well! So glad I remembered my HTML coding.

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5 years

Definitely got a $12K raise just by switching companies. Y’all can wait it out if ya want to.

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5 years

LASIK is on my list for 2020/2021. I’m tired of wearing glasses.

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3 years

This is a Savannah James stan account.

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7 years

This is why black women feel some type of way when black men date yt women. Kim K still can't buy a clue smh

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4 years

I can't believe Madonna sent her only begotten son to dance the racism away. 2020, please stop.

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9 years

Y'all hate women. Luckily y'all can marry your mans in any state now. Congrats!

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3 years

You all are hilarious! 😂Anyways... hope this helps you live your best boujie life. Cheers! (but don't clink b/c that's not classy)

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3 years

Luca dragged tf outta Zoey in the season finale #grownish “b/c no matter where you go, there you are” 😭

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4 years

MD Residents (and ALL Voting Citizens): If you're not sure who to vote for on your ballot, head over to . It has all the tea on these candidates for you to make an INFORMED decision. No more voting in the dark. Use it for good!

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4 years

@AhmadDidWhat @tonyshhnow I want you both locked up

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5 years

Aldi and Trader Joe’s are sister stores. Ppl are stupid.

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4 years

IG has really turned their platform into pay to play... or go viral. IG is now an ad platform... not social. & I hate that for them lol

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9 years

Your arm tired from reaching yet?

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3 years

Ain’t talking the bag, I cover my ears.

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@jessiexjo

4 years

After 2 months of unemployment, I have finally accepted a full-time job offer to do what I LOVE! God is so good & I know this was all a part of his plan. I’m glad he gave me peace & a strong circle of support to get through it. Forever grateful 🙌🏾

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@jessiexjo

4 years

One thing for sure... I'm the friend that will tell you the truth. & some people stopped asking me for advice b/c they didn't like what I had to say. But I really cannot tell a lie. It's not a part of my brand lol

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@jessiexjo

4 years

KAT got Jordyn TWO Birkins, a Chanel bag, and a Michael Jordan autographed Bulls jersey. We love to see it!

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5 years

Idc what nobody says... a 50y/o man has no business messing with a 19y/o.

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4 years

idc if I just saw my man yesterday... I miss him.

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6 years

Me + my man showing up the company Holiday party in 2034.

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6 years

Y’all crying about North’s red lipstick 😂 don’t put your daughter in dance classes... y’all gon really be mad.

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5 years

So lucky to have met my person. Someone who is patient w/ me, kind, & truly is all about me.

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10 months

Y’all… my mom got an email this morning that her parent plus student loans have been forgiven. Wow! God is so good!

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4 years

2nd day of work, and I can't believe I found a job like this in MD. I just knew I had to move to NYC or LA for something like this. God will make a way.

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4 years

🤍 RIP Shana

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2 years

In 2023, the girls are going back with sew-ins, mascara/strip lashes, and gel manis. The beauty professionals are in a for a rude awakening & y'all have your bad customer service to blame :)

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4 years

we need to go back on lockdown. stop all flights, close all state borders, close all businesses, stop rent and mortgage payments, give people substantial stimulus checks, and try again in 2021 (or until the vaccine is FREE and ACCESSIBLE for everyone).

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3 years

Y’all… I won employee of the month 😭😭 God is so good!

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6 years

Beyoncé is a legend. Period. She has set the bar so high. We’re so lucky to witness her career’s trajectory in our lifetime. #BeyDay

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4 years

random, but ya girl just got promoted! #itsuplikeitsstuck :)

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2 years

Just for the record, if a man that pays me $200K a month wants to have babies with other women... that's okay with me. Irdc.

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3 years

It really annoys me that ppl think dark skin girls are lying when they talk about colorism. It’s so blatant.

Black Women’s #1 Fan

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3 years

Chris Brown has BEEN done but now that fate is sealed fr. He’s rotten.

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5 years

You could’ve just paid off my student loans 🤷🏾‍♀️

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5 years

I just lost 70k in the casino I’m sicccckkkkkkkk

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7 years

being an adult requires being able to tell yourself AND your friends "no" sometimes.

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6 years

The moment you truly realize that other people’s light doesn’t diminish yours, you’ll be more at peace with yourself and your journey.

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@jessiexjo

5 years

Takes me 20 mins to get to work, great co-workers, REAL diversity, unlimited PTO, open work-space, & more. My new job is perfect! I’m so happy & grateful that God put me here.

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@jessiexjo

4 years

Currently looking for a Digital Marketing Specialist to add to my team! If you have experience with email marketing, social media writing, and have a good eye for design (inDesign/Photoshop) this is for you. Full-time opportunity w/ benefits. Bowie, MD. DM for more details!

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@jessiexjo

3 years

Don't hop in my DMs if you're not tryna take me out on a date. No we cannot text all day. Stop asking me "wyd?" Nigga, what are YOU doing other than making a dinner reservation. tf.

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8 years

#TUGRAD2016

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8 years

Cops are so quick to shut down black gatherings. But the white kids can party till the dawn & snort cocaine all night w/o repercussions. K.

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@jessiexjo

3 years

Everyone say, thank you #BlackTwitter 😂

Kaitlan Collins

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3 years

Update from the White House -- President Biden will now sign the coronavirus relief bill in an hour instead of tomorrow.

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4 years

he looks like those evil thumbs from Spy Kids

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4 years

PG county needs more stay-at-home moms that have the time to give county execs hell about these issues. School, roads, crime, etc.

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6 years

How you speak to your s/o makes all the difference. Definitely worked on my tone and delivery.

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7 years

please do what works for YOUR relationship. forget all these unrealistic expectations. what's meant to be, will be.

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4 years

Wait. So everyone doesn’t color like this?

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8 years

I don't normally post these things, but it's so true.

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4 years

PG County literally waited YEARS for the National Harbor to get built and THEN they finally rebuilt Oxon Hill HS. Why? B/c all those yt ppl moved into the Harbor and needed somewhere to send their kids.

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@jessiexjo

3 years

When you get home from Chipotle & realize they forgot to give you salad dressing.

Washingtonian Problems

@WashProbs

3 years

Caption this (DC Edition)

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@jessiexjo

4 years

Me watching ppl who traveled all 2020 say they’re finally staying inside b/c they refuse to lose another summer. Y’all are the reason we’re still in this mess.

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@jessiexjo

6 years

My uncle just posted this on FB. Why is he like this?! 😂

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6 years

college graduates... always negotiate your salary... even if you're okay with what they offer, they're low-balling you.

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5 years

I want this.

adrianna rocha

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5 years

Valentine’s Day Bouquet ❤️

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7 years

*cries* I just wanna be rich and live my best life in a cute DC apartment

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@jessiexjo

5 years

I’m here to tell y’all. Even if Donald wins again (but God-willing, he won’t). We still can flip the senate to Democrat to stop his policies. The presidential election is only half the battle. Do not settle! Ok, bye.

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@jessiexjo

10 years

Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

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@jessiexjo

4 years

also... it's a full moon tonight! an excellent time to write down your goals and intentions for the month. think about it... pray on it.

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@jessiexjo

3 years

I hated working in the office. A bunch of small talk, unnecessary micro-managing, kiss-assing, and don't get me started on the commute. Being pressured to attend after-work happy hours. Like, just let me do my job and go.

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@jessiexjo

4 years

Taking a leap of faith and launching my creative content service business! If you (or anyone you know) need help strengthening their online presence, please contact me! Email joseycreativestudio @gmail .com to schedule a FREE consultation. I love creating and want to help YOU!

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@jessiexjo

4 years

Enjoy your last few months of being governor. You will never lead this state ever again. @GovLarryHogan

The Hill

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4 years

Maryland GOP governor says he could be persuaded to vote for Trump before election

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1 year

One thing I’m actively working on is NOT explaining myself. No means no, and there’s nothing else to discuss.

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@jessiexjo

4 years

One thing I’ve realized is that A LOT of ppl don’t speak and think big enough. The tongue is very powerful. You either use it against or for yourself.

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@jessiexjo

5 years

So we should get extra days of PTO

PureWow

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5 years

Doctors Confirm Period Cramps Are as Painful as a Heart Attack (and No Woman on Earth Is Surprised)

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5 years

well... I got a raise.

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@jessiexjo

4 years

If I could have it my way... I'm eloping, going on a 2wk honey moon, come back and have an intimate reception dinner, and putting a down-payment on a house. Big weddings are a waste of money, IMO. Tbh... the only ppl that need to be there is me, my man, and the pastor lol

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@jessiexjo

5 years

So all the cool black girls took a trip to Jamaica for Lori’s bday. We have no choice BUT to stan 😍

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@jessiexjo

4 years

Randomly got Pat McGrath PR in the mail! 😭 This is the best day ever!

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7 years

Wow. I'm pretty 😍

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5 years

The reality is... nobody owes you anything. Appreciate those who go out of their way to give you a piece of their time & attention. Then reciprocate it.

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7 years

niggas can't take half of the shit they do to females. the irony.

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2 years

!!! This is why I HATED working in corporate America. Yt ppl feel entitled to know every single thing about you & if you don’t share… HR. I do not work to make friends. I work to meet company/dept. goals & collect a check.

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This is exactly why Black people are 7x less likely to want to return to the office than white people

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4 years

Happy Birthday baby!! 😘 28 trips around the sun. May God bless you with many more ❤️ @JR_BeFoolin

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@jessiexjo

8 years

Happy to announce that I will be graduating college with a job in my field waiting for me. 😭🙌🏾

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10 months

put in Bethesda... far away from Gotham city @KimKardashian

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@fox5dc

10 months

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS plans to open DC store

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3 years

My biggest flex 🙂

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@jessiexjo

6 years

Whoever threw that drink on you must’ve put a few drops of Holy Water in it. Growth

Tomi Lahren

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6 years

What Roseanne said was wrong. I’m sure she knows that. She made a mistake. I don’t know why fellow conservatives are playing mental gymnastics trying to justify it. Come on. Wrong is wrong.

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I loved how they showed Molly not picking up any of Issa’s calls when she was grieving. That’s very realistic & sometimes you have to give your friends the space to disconnect. Never stop reaching out to offer support though. #InsecureSeriesFinale

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