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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

1 year

Posted this brand refresh today—a very fun one. Fender hired me to give Squier a glow up!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

One of the best things any woman in her 20s can do for herself is befriend awesome women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s+. Seeing constant (real) examples your potential future self means never wishing to be a day younger than you are and looking forward for what’s to come.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Client: We just want you to do your thing! *Does Thing* Client: So we like the thing, but it's not very similar to this really specific thing we found on the Internet but didn't show you that we hoped you would perfectly recreate.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

If you don't get why early abortion bans are a big deal, here is the timeline to explain how pregnancy works.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Web designer ↓ UX Designer ↓ Product Designer ↓ Product Design Manager ↓ VP / Director ↓ Venture Capitalist ↓ Wood worker

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

1 year

This is definitely up there in favorite project town. I designed the main title for the upcoming “Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret.” film and a couple of days ago was at a press event making custom journals for attendees. People FLIPPED.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

7 years

Took a mental health break this morning to make some pessimistic art.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

I am so ridiculously excited to officially announce my upcoming (very first) kids book!! Thank you @penguinrandom for helping me bring it into the world. Available everywhere in October but pre-orders open today!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

FYI, this is how all emails should begin during the pandemic

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

I make logos sometimes. Pretty proud of this monogram. For a friend's new photography publishing imprint!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

1 month

“I wonder what’s happening on Twitter? I haven’t been on in a while. Oh what’s this chatter about Adobe? Oh cool cool “

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

Sometimes I think @kumailn and Justin Trudeau look a lot a like. Am I crazy?

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

2 years

Waited 13 months for our sofa but WORTH IT. ✨✨✨

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

I’m going to just straight up say it: I’m a crypto artist sympathizer. I like seeing artists make money and pay off debt. I like seeing artists discover new paths to creativity. I like seeing artists find new people who love their work and find value in it.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

I found a cardboard box that’s older than everyone on Snapchat

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

!!!!!!! I made that!

Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

4 years

It's an understatement to say I'm excited to vote this year. In many states, you can vote before November 3. Today, on #VoteEarlyDay , find out what your options are at .

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

So this happened. 😳🤯🥰😭

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Updated a piece I did 10 years ago (!!!) to reflect my current views on workaholism and brag-complaining about all-nighters. First image is the update, 2nd is the original from back in 2009.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

Boob update: BENIGN MASS! ✨🎄✨🎄✨🎄✨ A healthy happy holiday to all of you!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

1 year

I patiently await the day when she shows up at my door. After all this time she's ready for a change. I tell her I don't want to change her—I love her—I just want her to become the best version of herself.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

I want you to make that money in 2021 so my epic 140 page pricing pdf is $10 off (40%!) now through January 9th with the code GETPAID2021

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

A 6 week ban on abortion is essentially an all out abortion ban.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Well-intended companies running art contests: Here is your acceptable framework: - Round 1: Entrants submit examples of past work + a short write up / video - R2: Small group chosen to create samples & paid appropriately - R3: 1 chosen to create assets, paid in $ AND exposure

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

How many of these emails do we need to write before it sinks in?

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Reminder: If a mother’s salary is less than or equal to the total cost of childcare, that doesn’t mean she should quit her job & parent full time. Her salary does not have to compensate for all childcare. Both parents share that cost. It is not on her shoulders.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

2 years

After 15 years of freelancing, I’m excited to announce that In 2 weeks I’ll be officially joining the team at Jessica Hische Inc. as president and CEO!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

October: ... November: ... December: ... December 23-January 4th: HELLO WE HAVE ALL THE PROJECTS FOR YOU CAN YOU LET US KNOW YOUR AVAILABILITY

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

Is there a fainting emoji? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😵 I cannot even express how I feel. How grateful I am. ❤️

Penguin Kids

@penguinkids

6 years

Congratulations to @jessicahische ! 🎉 🎉🎉 TOMORROW I'LL BE BRAVE made its debut on the New York Times Picture Book Bestseller list!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Had to do it. And baby pink acrylic kind of puts this one in WAP territory and I’m not mad.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

Interviewer: What are your hobbies outside of design? Designer and parent of 2 small children: LOLOLOLOLOL

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

7 years

Make a promise to yourself to not spend more time consuming content online than you spend creating it. Pathway to sanity.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

So, we’re having a third baby! It’s a boy! I know—we’re insane. To celebrate the last day of my first trimester, I finally—for the first time ever—barfed due to morning sickness. And in a public airport trash can no less! ✨🏆✨ (See you soon, Austin and Houston!)

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

* adds @ewarren to client list * 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

1/3 Well, a 6 week abortion ban just passed the House in Ohio. FYI, you miss your period at 4 weeks pregnant.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Teaching @oliviawilde how to letter was not in my wildest dreams of “career goals”

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@skillshare

4 years

Hidden talents get their big reveal as @oliviawilde learns layout and lettering from @jessicahische . Watch now:

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Thank you for everything, Milton Glaser. What an inspiration.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

Oh haaaay! I made an client email choose your own adventure tool so you TOO can hardball like a pro.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Spent some time printing yesterday and it was so therapeutic. Going to pop these up in my shop next week!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

Just now realizing that the entire freelance system is configured for single childless 25-year-olds in perfect physical and mental health.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Few things delight me more than copywriting fails

Christian Borys

@ItsBorys

5 years

A team of people were paid to produce this

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

I wish I took more classes outside of my major in college. That is my new top advice for students. Worry as much about being an informed and interesting person as being a good designer.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

2/3 You can't even make your first OB appointment until 7-8 weeks. You get zero abnormality test results back for several weeks after that.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

My affection for the new Burger King rebrand is a little unhealthy.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

It’s entirely possible to be a parent and have a solid/great career but it’s VERY difficult to do ambitious work while parenting little kids. Even with loads of childcare.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Just want to give a shoutout to all of my followers. I know you probably followed me for lettering or creativity or whatever and I appreciate that you hang around despite almost none of my tweets being about those things. 💗

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Y’ALL! I’M ON A PLANE AND JUST FOUND OUT MY BOOK WAS NOMINARED FOR THE EZRA JACK KEATS AWARD FOR ILLUSTRATION! I would have a drink to celebrate but I can’t so instead I will share the news with you as I sip a celebratory sugary soda. 💫 🤞🤞🏻🤞🏼🤞🏽🤞🏾🤞🏿

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

If instagram never came back I'd probably update my website portfolio more than once every 5 years

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Join me and 20+ amazing artists uniting in support of Joe Biden / Kamala Harris! Read about our collective effort and see all of the work (so far!) here:

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

This is 37! Kind of a nothing birthday in terms of age but my fam made me feel pretty special and I’ve already had 2 kinds of cake 🎂🎂

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

8 years

3/3 You can't have your full prenatal screening scan don't until 19/20 weeks, which detects major abnormalities.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Ya girl is at the top of the Apple App Store today!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Today is a Big Mood day so I made you a zoom background

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

Biggest career achievement, hands down.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Aaaand baby! George Llewyn Maschmeyer June 27th, 12:27pm 9lbs 9oz, 21” —biggest of the gang He had a bit of a rough entrance into the world, but we’re both good now!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

There are few phrases that bother me more in Modern Creative Work Culture than "Never for money, always for love ❤️" Make that money. Enjoying your work and earning money are not mutually exclusive.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Whenever I’m having a treat I don’t want to share with my kids I tell them it has alcohol in it. “Oh this ice cream, sorry grown-ups only—there’s alcohol in it” They’re going to grow up thinking I’m such a drunk when really I’m just a liar.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Talking to the @JoeBiden creative team today! I hope my deep need for social time with other humans doesn't make it weird.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

My daughter made us unplug Alexa and put her in the closet because she has nightmares about it being sentient and evil. I’m pretty sure this is the child equivalent of “dog predicts earthquake”

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

It is so dumb that you can have everything going for you in life and still feel like burnt garbage for stretches of time.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

guys. I'm doing graphic design today. like actual graphic design. IM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER AGAIN.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Me every time I go to the optometrist: “Just FYI, I’m REALLY good at recognizing letters...”

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

2 years

Significant vibes happening here.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

I'm submitting a design for my kid's elementary school t-shirt contest and honestly I've never been more nervous about entering a design competition

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

1 year

What if every designer you know who took up stick and poke tattoos, ceramics, or some other analog only activity in the last few years was picking up universe vibes about AI’s impending revolution like how cows lay down before it rains?

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

So happy to announce my second kids book, Tomorrow I’ll be Kind! It’s available for amazon pre-order now! To read all about it, head over to my Instagram, where I posted the back story and why my Brave and Kind books are two sides of the same coin. ❤️

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

You know what logo I just love? The Chili's pepper icon/logo. Would I tweak a couple of bezier curves? Sure. But man it SLAPS.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

I'm so happy to present the animated trailer for Tomorrow I'll be Brave!! Made in collaboration with @oddfellowstv and @bellinspace (with the help of our kids + Ramona's friends), it was a total labor of love. So magical to see my art move!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

Get u a man who learns how to re-cord a Wegner chair in one day. ✨✨✨😍😍😍

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

Half of this country is in a collective depression / anxiety attack about unchecked murders of black people, the death of democracy, a global pandemic that has killed roughly 1m people...and the other half is really ticked off about property damage.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

7 years

Deleting Twitter. Gone until @realDonaldTrump no longer uses this platform to threaten nuclear war, undermine democracy, and delegitimize the free press. Feel free to retweet / join me. @jack

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

Work has been a little weird in 2020/2021 but there have definitely been some highlights...

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

When Instagram becomes tiktok do I we all get to go back to just having a regular portfolio website again? 😌

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

If someone made a lorem ipsum generator that was actually just old live journal entries from teenagers, I would most definitely use it.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

7 years

Because we are adults, with fully formed identities, who can love each other without one person's lifelong identity subsuming the other's.

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@_MercyFul

7 years

I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

A big company approached me for a logo update with a truly laughable budget (said no) and I found out they offered a male peer 2x what they offered me. (He also said no, because even 2x more was still too low.)

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

Believe. Victims.

Erica Buddington

@ericabuddington

6 years

I’ve received three texts, six tweets, and seen several social media messages from men that are saying, “I need to hear both sides,” about the #Nas and Kelis situation. I usually don’t comment because I have my triggers but it’s time. I’ve got a story to tell.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Ladies next to me on the plane: “That looks like a cooler for transporting organs” Me: “It’s not, lol, I have a tiny baby” ** very confused look ** “It’s breastmilk...the baby is at home...not in the cooler...Ha ha!” ** uncomfortable relief laughter **

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

As someone who has worked for themselves for more than 10 years and can easily work from home but chooses not to (in normal times) I will tell you that working from home isn’t sustainable in the long run for many many people. Leaving your house is good for you.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

January 2nd is my new favorite day of the year. (•_•) <) )╯Getting / \ \(•_•) ( (> Shit / \ (•_•) <) )> Done. / \

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

I did not think I would cry but I am crying

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

who needs Memoji to express "😎" when you have this photo

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Mid 30s tweet: Did I wake up at 4am because a. I went to bed too early b. I had coffee at 1pm yesterday c. I should probably be taking magnesium d. I finally got up to pee, and once you’re up you’re up e. A child “lost” a lovie f. All of the above GET READY, YOUTHS.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

6 years

Never pondered how they made these—neat!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

2 years

Dear Designer, What are your rates? Signed, A random person offering up no detail about themselves, a project, or a link to their business

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

My daughter this afternoon, while slowly swaying on a hammock-like swing in the sunshine: “Mom...when I’m 16...” * takes a bite of an apple * “...you’ll be dead.”

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

My baby is learning how to stand and I want to share it with you and I need a hug because he’s going to be 1 on Saturday and he’s not allowed to move away for college

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

It would be super chill if graphic design worked like the current global supply chain. Pay us in full right now, get your goods 5 months from now. Oh no wait, 18 months from now. Sorryish!!

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

So goooooood

Craig Patterson

@RI_EIC

5 years

😂 "This Vancouver market is handing out embarrassing plastic bags to customers" (so they remember to bring reusable ones next time)

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

I want to give this playground designer a talking to

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

The game plan for tonight was to get a tiiiiiiny bit high and then eat eggo waffle ice cream sandwiches. Did the first part & then got a surprise email about a line of code being borked on my site—now I'm reading php lines at 12 characters an hour instead of eating treats.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Tomorrow I’ll be Brave was selected to be a part of the Dolly Parton Imagination Library—a special printing of 200,000-250,000 books (!!!!) will be mailed FOR FREE to kids enrolled in the program. To say I’m honored & over the moon would be the world’s biggest understatement. 💗

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

2 years

Who is my dream client? Any client who is well organized, has a clear list of deliverables at project onset, gives concise feedback, and sticks to their creative brief for the full duration of the project. That’s it. That’s the dream.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

2 years

Make a spot color, call it the Pantone color you intend to print. This is what I have always done, printers don’t care, and IMHO the RGB screen values in Adobe products have never truly matched up to how the actual PMS color prints

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

Just going to include this on every 1st round proposal I send out

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

Hey @westelm , your font is showing

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

3 years

When I say “send it to me by EOD” I mean option 1. When I say “I’ll have it to you by EOD I always mean option 2 😬

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@jinen

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there are two kinds of people in this world 1. those that think EOD means 5.00pm 2. those that think EOD means 11.59pm

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

4 years

I would do anything for @ewarren to be manning the helm right now.

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

5 years

I ordered $40 of macarons for the special event I had planned for this evening: Sitting on my sofa watching Grand Designs while eating $40 of macarons

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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische

1 year

Burberry ditched the sans-serif! Fashion brands, let’s get weird / historical / fanciful!