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Jeremy Scheuch

6 years

''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.'' - Roberto Clemente

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Jeremy Scheuch

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6 years

If you plan on boycotting Nike and destroying the clothes you’ve already purchased, please let me know. I have an orphanage full of children in Puerto Rico who would love to have them.

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8 years

. @realDonaldTrump

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4 years

Imagine being so fucking fragile.

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3 years

@JasonIsbell My fat ass thought that was brisket.

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5 years

Holy shit. I’m watching Dont F**k with Cats on Netflix and I just want to say what, and I cannot repeat this enough, the fuck?! This is the most insane fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

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4 years

The fact that Alex Gordon played his entire career with the Kansas City Royals and Salvador Perez is going to do the same is pretty damned cool.

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8 months

John Scheuch. June 28, 1953 - February 19, 2024. RIP to the best dad I could have ever asked for. I am heartbroken.

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4 years

I know the MLB season is only 60 games this year, but I really feel this Royals team is special and can actually find a way to lose 100 games again.

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8 years

on loop forever.

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6 days

10 years ago today.

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump Donald Trump throws the best tantrums. The hugest, most luxurious tantrums.

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2 years

The Kansas City Royals and St. Louis Cardinals both won the same number of playoff games this season.

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7 years

Wade Davis has a 0.00 ERA and Jorge Soler has a .000 BA this season, so I guess you could say it was a pretty even trade...

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7 years

Just a normal Friday night seeing @foofighters at @MetroChicago

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1 year

If the Kansas City Royals remain undefeated the rest of the season, they’ll finish the season 87-75. It would be their first winning season since 2015.

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3 years

A video billboard in Emmanuel Rivera’s hometown of Mayagüez, Puerto Rico welcomes him to the show and the Kansas City @Royals .

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5 years

Amazing photos from my friend David from Four Two Photography of the protests in San Juan, #PuertoRico today and tonight. #RickyRenuncia

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2 years

Bobby Witt Jr seems to be very good at the game of baseball.

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4 years

Some personal news... Danielle proposed to me on Sunday night and I said yes, so I will officially be her legal property soon. She is truly my best friend and a real life partner and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with her.

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2 years

I just feel like the ownership of the Kansas City Royals cares more about getting a downtown baseball stadium than getting a competitive baseball team. It’s a bummer.

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8 months

I’m getting married today!

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2 years

I’ve been in Kansas City less than 6 hours and have already had Winstead’s and @jackstackbbq .

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9 years

And now Trump voters are telling people to bring their guns to vote on Tuesday. Be afraid America.

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3 months

Dear St. Louis, fuck your baseball team and fuck your shitty pizza.

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3 years

This 1978 photo of Kansas City Royals players Frank White, Willie Wilson, Amos Otis, and Hal McRae in Hawaii is absolutely amazing.

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1 year

@moisturizednerd I type letters too! But also everyone deserves a damn raise. People acting like they’re the ones having to pay these people out of their own pockets.

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3 years

Kansas City Royals already have more wins this first week of April than they did the entire month last year.

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8 months

I get to marry my best friend in 4 days!

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9 years

Alex Gordon is going to have a statue at Kauffman Stadium some day. #Royals #ForeverRoyal @Royals

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9 years

#BREAKINGNEWS . @MLB has redesigned the #ASG logo for 2015. #VoteRoyals . #ASGWorthy http://t.co/CQfHpNXAin

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8 months

Best day ever. Best Valentine’s Day ever. Danielle and I are no longer dating. Now we’re married. Too many people to thank in this post. We’re going on our honeymoon. I just love her so damned much. And I love all of you too.

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1 month

Anyone who responds to this @Royals tweet saying “the season is over” does not get to watch the Royals playoff games or buy tickets to the playoffs. I’m bookmarking every single one of them you ungrateful dipshits.

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Vinnie Pasquantino has a broken right thumb, and further tests are scheduled today. He could return in six to eight weeks.

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8 years

This is still one of my favorite baseball GIFs of all time. Jose Fernandez was a joy to watch. #RIPJoseFernandez

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6 years

Please describe the 2019 Royals bullpen with a GIF.

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7 years

Here are some of the puppies we met in Barranquitas, Puerto Rico delivering supplies yesterday. I love them all. #PuppiesOfPuertoRico .

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3 years

Ahh memories... 7 years ago @SalvadorPerez15 caught a baseball and the @Royals went to the postseason.

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10 years

The final out. @Royals are in the #postseason #takethecrown http://t.co/Xc66NNnyTd

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6 years

St. Louis pizza is garbage, Cardinals fans are the worst, and Jorge Orta was safe.

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2 years

Dayton Moore is an absolute clown.

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4 years

Dolly Parton, you fucking fool.

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4 years

Has anything good ever existed or come from the state of Tennessee?

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3 years

Greatest baseball game I’ve ever attended.

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3 years

It’s my 7 year Memeversary!

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10 years

Win it for this dude. http://t.co/GZohrl8wBK

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7 years

Three years ago today, the @Royals clinched a playoff spot for the first time in 29 years. Thanks for the memories.

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7 years

If you're shooting off fireworks on July 15, don't be mad if I come trick-or-treating on November 11. And you better have fucking candy.

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Jeremy Scheuch

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3 years

Congrats to Salvador Perez for winning the 2021 2/3 Triple Crown!

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5 years

The @Royals sent me a Hawaiian shirt for my birthday and it’s the best thing ever.

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2 years

Bobby.

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Jeremy Scheuch

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4 years

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled ‘potato,’ and we all decided he was too dumb to be president?

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump

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4 years

Is there going to be some sort of group therapy for the entire country at some point or are we all just going to be depressed forever?

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump

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7 years

Oh that smile.

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2 years

Salvador Perez. Best catcher in the state.

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3 years

The last two nights I fell asleep before the @Royals games even started in Seattle and Salvador Perez hit a grand slam each night. Tonight I will also fall asleep before the game starts so he will hit another grand slam. You’re welcome. #SummerOfSalvy

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Jeremy Scheuch

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6 years

Any baseball player who just uses his last name on his #PlayersWeekend jersey is a cop.

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4 months

Let’s fucking go!

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4 years

The Kansas City Royals are officially in 1st place in the American League Central.

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump

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4 years

@TomiLahren If you don’t like it, you can leave.

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7 years

I'm 37, I'm overweight, I've only been running for 3 weeks, and I'm a smoker. Just ran my first 5k in less than 42 minutes.

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5 years

Please pray for me. I was just attacked by a pack of dogs.

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7 years

Dear @Royals , I need security, there is a man wearing a Cardinals hat in sec 409. He's not doing anything wrong, just wearing a dumb hat.

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3 years

On this day in 1969 the Kansas City Royals played their first game in franchise history. Joe Keough drives in the winning run to give the Royals a 4-3 victory in the 12th inning. #OpeningDay

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4 months

This is one of those games we’re going to remember when the Royals make the playoffs this year.

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5 years

Just heard from a reliable source that Chris Owings was so upset about getting DFA’d by the Royals he took a swing at Dayton Moore, he missed.

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7 years

This is Sor Carmen Carmona. 6 weeks ago we promised her a new roof at La Casa de Todos orphanage in Puerto Rico. Today after 4 days of construction we finished it. Then all the kids sang us a song and made us each cards with our names on them and I’m not crying you’re crying!

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6 years

Holy crap. @SalvadorPerez15 just handed me his broken baseball bat.

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4 years

people are "ashamed" to wear face masks. I wore Kansas City Royals merch in public in the 2000s so get the fuck over it

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people are "ashamed" to wear face masks. I wear cleveland browns merch in public so get the fuck over it

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7 years

A little lightning after the @Royals game tonight. Photo by Jason Hannah.

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8 years

I made a @SalvadorPerez15 #jackolantern . Not bad for my first try. @Royals #ForeverRoyal

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1 year

Some photos of @thecure I took tonight.

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1 month

I will beat the shit out of anyone saying bad things about Gus Walz.

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2 years

Zack Greinke is the absolute best.

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4 years

I was told I would become more conservative as I got older, but now that I’m in my 40s, I’ve never been more liberal or radicalized in my life.

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2 years

Happy #OpeningDay with my dad!

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7 years

This picture of @SalvadorPerez15 is the absolute best and why I will always root for the @Royals . #RaisedRoyal

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7 years

Mike Moustakas being an All-Star is awesome. It's well deserved and I'm happy for him. Pissing off Red Sox and Yankees fans is just a bonus.

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7 years

IT HAPPENED!!! #rustybobble

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3 years

I’m a big fan of the @Royals hitting dongs and scoring more runs than the other team.

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4 years

Lunch with my special lady.

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump

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3 years

The Kansas City Royals haven’t lost a game since the All-Star break.

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3 years

On this day in 2011, Salvador Perez made his MLB Debut with the Kansas City Royals. He went 1-3 with an RBI.

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SALVADOR PEREZ! BUILD THE STATUE NOW!

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3 years

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3 years

Is @MikeTrout the 👑 of Kansas City?😏 #WeBelieve I @Angels I @Alex_Curry I @Markgubicza

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6 years

I wish I had $1 for every “Yankees fan” at Kauffman Stadium tonight that has never been to the state or city of New York. #RaisedRoyal

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump How long did it take your tiny angry baby hands to type this tweet?

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8 years

Sign this petition for a #RustyKuntzBobblehead Night at Kauffman Stadium. cc @Royals

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump I know two year olds that whine less than you do.

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5 years

@neiltyson “I’m sorry you were offended”

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6 years

Please send all unwanted shoes and clothes and socks to: LA CASA DE TODOS HC 23 Box 6128 Juncos, PR 00777-9710

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2 years

@WhoresofYore So he was in fact hung?

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2 years

I guess the Blue Jays are going to give Whit Merrifield a shot?

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8 months

Need all the good thoughts, vibes, prayers, whatever you got sent to my dad. He needs them. 💔❤️

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7 years

Will the @Royals have a lot of bad games this season? Probably. Will I still watch every single one of them? Yep. #RaisedRoyal

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2 years

Dang it, Bobby.

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4 years

1971 photo of Satchel Paige holding a photo of Josh Gibson. Paige would be elected to the HOF in 1971 via the Negro League Committee and Gibson would be elected the following year.

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3 years

If Royals pitchers pitch to Salvy in the Home Run Derby he will definitely win.

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8 years

. @realDonaldTrump

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