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@jennifever1

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A normal amount of rage. Happiest when up a hill or on a dance floor.

Not Normal Island
Joined March 2009
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Just in case I ever wonder why I’m single, I took off my bra last night and it was full of crumbs from a wild boar sausage roll I ate in the car outside Tebay services yesterday 😂
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Not sure who I despise more here, the toff twats trotting off to cruelly kill some foxes or the pathetic peasants lining the street to cheer and wave as if their loved ones were going into battle.
@CAupdates
Countryside Alliance
6 months
Another huge turn out for the Boxing Day hunt meet in Monmouthshire ⬇️ Help us protect the future of lawful hunting with hounds, sign up to #ActionForHunting here 👉🏻
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
4 years
The M.E.N? I still call it Nynex. I’m almost dead though.
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Jack Wood
4 years
You can tell someone’s age in Manchester, from if they still call it the M.E.N. Arena
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 years
@thecatreviewer 10/10 for this friendly cat, not content with just strokes, she wanted all the cuddles too 💕
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 months
Wow. This is levels of shit I didn’t think even he was possible of attaining.
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gio medina
3 months
David Guetta just dropped song of the year at #UltraMiami
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
Saturday morning stowaway @thecatreviewer finds her way in, wanders about, seeks some serious strokes, settles for a while and then off she pops 9/10 #caturday
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
19 yrs old and still an absolute banger……as is the Greg Wilson mash up Two Sides of Sympathy 🙌🏼
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AuxGod
6 months
On this day in 2005, Amerie dropped the video to her single “1 thing” as the lead single to her second studio album “Touch”
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
@petepaphides Very well said. Glasto, especially, gets a lot of stick by ignorant idiots who have never been, nor ever would, but it’s one of the most delightful experiences. It gets better & better each year, love their commitment to make it the best. I cannot wait to go again (if I’m lucky!)
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
7 years
@Stretford_Dogs @NoFascistsPls @ImACultHero It's too much. I'm going to break Twitter now.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Could not have timed that walk any better. Scotland is full of stunning surprises….. 😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Not sure how I came across this pet site in LA, back in 2021, but I quite often think about this cat called Mr Toast, who looked like a character from a Wes Anderson movie. I hope he found his forever home 🤔
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 months
Saw this story on Insta about a fox in London that keeps pooing on some blokes Porsche and, whilst no doubt incredibly annoying for him, I can’t stop laughing at it squatting to take a shit on it 🦊💩
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Today’s wet and wild wanderings on the west coast of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😍
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 months
Lunch with a view 😍
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 months
I may as well just burn my whole house down. I have the Samba and those New Balance 😩😩😩
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Ed Cumming
3 months
Thinking of the Adidas Samba community at this difficult time
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Bit blowy round ‘ere innit 💨 @MullofGalloway
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Somewhat questioning my life choices rn 🥴
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
One for the bridge nonce crew..…..what a difference a day makes ☀️ ⛄️ #ribbleheadviaduct
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 months
WTF is wrong with people on here. The usual racists quick to condemn Muslims/Islam, others then jumped on him being Jewish, again before anything confirmed, & now everyone is an expert in severe mental health disorders. The only thing we know to be true is Rachel Riley is a cunt.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
Or as I like to call them, the calm, fat days.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
17 days
The last 6am finish. The last brew on the balcony before bed. Just waved Jeff Mills off from the hotel. Incredible set, Jeff 🙌🏼
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
7 years
Sorry, what? Grown man who dresses like this, lectures his young nephew on dressing as a Princess. Proof here, Hamilton, that people are free to wear what they want. Saying that, your nephew looks adorable. You, however, look like a total bellend #lewishamilton
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 months
Weather is MAD up here. It’s snowing on one side of my face and sunny on the other ❄️ ☀️ #HighStreet # #LakeDistrict
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 months
Alexa, show me a visual representation of hell on earth…..
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
3 months
Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas. At 248,663 gross tonnage (GT), it is the largest cruise ship in the world. The vessel has a max carrying capacity of 7,600 guests and 2,350 crew.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
4 years
And Floella kept us Play School babies smiling too. Happy Birthday to this absolute Queen 👑
@FloellaBenjamin
Floella Benjamin
4 years
Just can’t stop smiling on my birthday...71 today, ‘who would have thought’
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 months
Hold me close my tiny growler 🥧 #LakeDistrict #tinyhandcrew
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Old but gold.
@TheWorldOfFunny
The World Of Funny
6 months
My favourite video ever 😍😂😍
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
@AcidGrandads Well no one has slid into my DMs just yet….. 🫤
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
@cobbs2000 Why not, it is Christmas after all. There are no rules, will wash down with a pint of Bailey’s.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Funny to think that two surreal and eccentric minds, who brought us the hilariously batshit Shooting Stars etc now deliver such delicate delights as Jim’s beautiful bird paintings and Bob’s gentle musings on Gone Fishing. What is not to love, legit national treasure’s ❤️
@JamesMoir10
Jim Moir
6 months
Kingfisher, 2024.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
One for the Tebay nonces…..pulled pork scotch egg. FIT 🤤
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Never been so happy to do sweet FA on NYE. Just me and my beautiful beefy pie (not a euphemism) 🥧🤤🥳
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
Sunset stroll around West Pennine Moors, there is beauty beyond Bolton #hikelife
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
@gemmaod1 The Irishification of Peru continues. If I didn’t know any better I’d say the Irish even forced the potato onto the poor Peruvians.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 years
@silgramj90 @MENnewsdesk You can enjoy being out without being a scruffy cunt, James.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 year
Strong early hipster vibes from my Dad, who passed away 22yrs ago today. I would give anything to have a chat with him today & to ask him about the hundreds of meticulously handwritten notes on his music collection….no Wiki back when he wrote stuff like this 🤯
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
21 days
Horse Meat Disco delivering the bangers 🐴 🥩 🪩
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 months
Fell out with a mate on the last day of a trip to San Diego/Detroit in 2019, over something and nothing, and we’ve not spoken since. Last night it occurred to me it was his b’day on Thu so I decided to send him a text, see what the response would be. I’m so happy I did 🥹
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
Sprout looking thrilled to be heading to the Lake District for another successful hike with absolutely no wrong turns 🫠
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
12 days
1998. My 1st time in Ibiza. Fell asleep on a lilo, mates didn’t think to wake me & went off for lunch whilst I slowly burned to a crisp & had to stay in that night bc anything that touched my body had me wincing in pain 😂 Manumission, Ambesia, Pacha & Space blew my mind tho 🤯
@THINGEO
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Theses were the best times in Ibiza by far
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
@ourrachblogs Mrs Browns Boys and Miranda isn’t on the list. My faith in humanity is somewhat restored.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Blessed with beautiful blue skies for a Boxing Day breather
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Just picked up a hire car, lad was showing me how to connect my phone etc & it automatically started playing a song from Spotify. He turns up the volume & out blasts ‘spit on your hand & stroke my cock at a medium pace’. I did not know that was even in my library, KILL ME NOW 🫠
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
@Greysecond @AlexMc2al2 @guardian Even at that size I wouldn’t want 4 of them, living in my eyes! 😬
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Sequins ON for @SupernatureMCR and @horsemeatdisco let’s go disco 🪩🕺🏻
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
4 months
Lunch with a view and a pooch 🐶🧡 #HiggerTor
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
23 days
Made a new friend at the office today. Everyone, meet Sebastian.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 year
@bethdanger Be more Jeff* *names have been changed to protect the innocent
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Look who I bumped into at the Mull of Galloway …..it’s @DanKelly72 #foghorn
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
4 months
Top tier snackage #crispchat
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
Did someone say cake? 👀
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
13 days
This guy probably looks like a toad that’s been run over by a HGV and has the audacity to suggest Pamela Anderson isn’t still gorgeous, at 56, with zero fillers.
@Emilio2763
𝕰𝖒𝕲
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This USED To Be The HOTTEST Woman in the WORLD…
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 year
Morning has broken on Mam Tor ☺️ #sunrisestroll
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
Who the fuck does this shit stain on society think he is? Entitled prick.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
7 years
😥 RIP all the non famous hero dads. I still miss mine every day.
@StGeorgeofTuf
Tracy Ismail
7 years
My lovely dad, a lifelong City supporter, died today. He wasn't famous or a celebrity so nobody will make a fuss but he was my hero.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
And now for cheese 🧀 🐭 (and copious amounts of red wine, obvs 🥴)
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 months
Golden hour on Haystacks and one happy hiker 😊 #HarveyHikes #LakeDistrict
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
3 years
Who’s laughing now, eh? The cute little Greek restaurant in Manc opp the Town Hall, which was always dead pre ‘demic, has outdoor space. RAMMED. Fill yer boots.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 month
Pre and post cheese 🧀 #PendleHill
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
17 days
Just fan girling over Jeff Mills, who is staying in our hotel. Cannot wait to see The Wizard in action tonight 🤩
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
13 days
One minute you’re watching the sun come up whilst dancing on a beach in Albania, the next you’re watching the sun go down whilst eating a cheese & pickle muffin in Macclesfield. And I couldn’t be happier about it ☺️
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
20 days
Holiday crisp nonces, assemble 👀
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
‘Int nature brilliant?! 🤩 #YorkshireDales
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
Cilla on sniper duty there 🤣
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Cold War Steve
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Spring is sprung in Salford ☀️ ☺️ #RHSBridgewater
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
And now for some Luke Una…..RIP EoYR but this’ll do 🪩 🕺🏻
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
@ellle_em @ObservatoryCats #CatGlowUp 8 weeks old vs one of the last pictures I have of her, aged 18 years old. Murphy ❤️
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 years
Not @confidencemanTM giving me the confidence to not only go to their gig on my own but I forced myself to get in amongst it, made some friends, got a date 😂 & had the BEST NIGHT 🥳Didn’t think they could top last night but here we are! Banger after banger 🙌🏼
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
4 months
😂
@thevegdoc
The Veg Doc (She/Her) Ⓥ
4 months
Probably my second most favorite tweet on the planet is by Tim Stillman.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
Great night listening to ⁦ @DJPAULETTE ⁩ in conversation with ⁦ @jamzsupernova ⁩ for the launch of her book ‘Welcome To The Club’. Fascinating, fun & full of sunshine (and sequins!). Can’t wait to get stuck in 🪩🦩🎵 📖 ❤️
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
Tiny Hand Crew strikes again. Afternoon mooch up up Pen-y-Ghent, not quite the clear skies I was hoping for 😬💨 ⛅️
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Merry Christmas everyone. Whatever your day looks like today just be thankful you’re not having to sit opposite this div at the table as he negotiates a Christmas dinner without chewing 😬
@knowyourmeme
Know Your Meme
7 months
A British TikToker named Beavo ( @BrandonBeavis ) is going viral on Twitter / X and social media mostly because he's not chewing his food.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
4 months
Toasty 🧡
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 months
I hope everyone is having a good day, apart from this entitled twat 🤬
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
21 days
Good morning Albaniaaaaaaaaa ☀️😃
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
😍
@helifliMorten
Morten
6 months
Good morning from Norway ….
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Things you love to see 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@MENnewsdesk
Manchester News MEN
6 months
🎥 Prime Minister Rishi Sunak was booed and faced shouts of 'resign' as he visited a cafe in Stockport today
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
23 days
Feeling fresh considering I’ve had one hours sleep. Props to the security man seeing the funny side whist checking my bag and pulling out finger puppets, inflatable flamingos and a selection of tiny hands 😂😂😂
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
And we’re off (finally) 🥴🥴🥴
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
It was dark when I arrived so I hadn’t noticed a whole stream running underneath the cottage…..and lots of rain forecast 🤔🫠
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Absolute (Alfred Hitchcock) scenes at Tebay services. Jackdaws going off 🦅 🦅🦅
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
Fucking phwoar 🧀🤤
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 year
Just got on the 2am Megabus to London. Fuck, and I repeat, my life 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
11 months
Go to a festival on the beach they said. WTF
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 years
It’s vast. It’s Wast. #LakeDistrict #SoloSlog
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 years
If your heart doesn’t melt at the sight of toddler Orangutans riding on a ‘school bus’ do you even have a heart? #OrangutanJungleSchool 🧡
@wwf_uk
WWF UK
6 years
Orangutans are one of our closest relatives with an extraordinary capacity for learning. Hands up if you're excited to learn more about them in tonight's #OrangutanJungleSchool !
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Don’t forget to book in for your Reindsmear ladies! 🦌
@Gemini_Shan
𝕊Ⓗ︀ɐn͎ᕲᙓʆᒪ︎
6 months
Ima smack my gynecologist, cause why?!!😂😂👀
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 years
The big reveal 😍 Could happily eat this every day for the rest of my life 🤌🏼
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
17 days
Sunrise sessions with Shanti Celeste and a couple of mosquitos. Bastard things.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
2 years
At Chips @ No8 waiting for, arguably, the best chippy tea in North Manchester. Crazy P is playing as I sit under the discoball. Anyway, here’s a pic of my nice new Saucony sneaks.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
7 years
Hearing @ProfBrianCox say "innit" during his Tues chat with Shaun Keavney makes me feel so much better about my own use of the lazy word.
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
21 days
Ten tequila’s in 🥴
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 month
Feels like weeks ago already, it was 4 hrs ago #esoulcultura
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 years
WHAT?! Davina de Campo was robbed! Viv was ok, but nah #DragRaceUK
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
5 months
5 Wainwrights in 5 hours. Lots of scrambling, few near death moments but beautiful views and worth every wince #TinyHandCrew #LakeDistrict
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
7 months
Apart from the obvious Jeff classics, he also treated us to this. Amazin’ #ashfordandsimpson #jeffmills 🪩🙌🏼
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
6 months
Nailed it 😂
@ThebestFigen
The Best
6 months
Good! 🤣
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Jeff of the Unpleased Wimmin
1 year
Despite TLC’s advice I’m off to chase waterfalls in Brecon Beacons for the weekend.
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