Jemima Kirke @jemimakirke Twitter profile

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

How are you celebrating the release of @zaynmalik new video?

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6 years

Im hugely grateful to this woman today. #IBelieveChristineBlaseyFord

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6 years

Me after @girlsHBO ended.

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8 years

&that's a wrap for me on the series of GIRLS. Bye Jessa. Thank you 4 all you've done for me. SEE YA ROUND MY LOVE X

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7 years

I think putting kids on a leash is fine

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7 years

I'm considering taking the "which girl are you from girls" test.

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6 years

I’d describe my parenting style as “babysitter mom.” Detached JUST enough to spend an hour getting dressed in the morning and let them stand on coffee tables.

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7 years

I am nothing. I am trash.

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7 years

La la land is cute. If it's 1933. We have to be more evolved storytellers than this. Literally a nap would be more productive.

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6 years

Voting is sexy af. I’m literally horny right now.

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5 years

They told me I’d get more free shit if I had an Instagram account. Here’s hopin’

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7 years

Just had my first blow out fight with my daughter that ended in us both crying and hugging and I feel like a whole new woman. Shit I’m scared

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Jemima Kirke

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10 years

With my buddy @lenadunham We ran lines for tiny furniture that night. http://t.co/Bp0gmqV4rq

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

The Oscar was TAKEN (ooph) from the whitest, straightest movie and given to the blackest, gayest movie. #somethinghadtogive 🌥

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8 years

I am my own dad.

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7 years

Imagine u walk into a massage parlour for your aching back. But instead they gently blow Luke warm air on you for 2 hrs. THATS La La Land.

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7 years

Looking forward to all the twisting and turning of my words and general short sited inferences about my life/character from you all! 🍻

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Lol. You're a fucking idiot and I hope you die.

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7 years

I honestly believe I'll wake up thinner.

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6 years

Yeah, I “confessed” to being raped. Lol

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8 years

I've literally never tried missionary.

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6 years

Who is Angelina Jolie’s best friend? Do we know?

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9 years

Why do witches get such a bad rap but not so for wizards? I guess women doing their own magic is pretty threatening.

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

And saying "we're pregnant" is insulting. One of you is pregnant. The other is free as a fuckin bird.

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7 years

My big sis @DominoKirke and my new little bro @PennBadgley 🏛📃💐

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6 years

Thank you to @ZingaraVintage for letting this one go for me. Terry towel and sunglasses is the ideal look for yelling at your kids by the pool.

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6 years

Nothing more triggering than The Rolling Stones. And by triggering I mean makes me wanna snort cocaine through my eye sockets after throwing my DVD player off a bridge.

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6 years

#loveyourunderwear @Everlane

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9 years

So happy for our kids.They'll barely remember a day when falling in love with whoever u wanted wasn't a basic right. http://t.co/OFJND3qGyL

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7 years

Some piece of shit yuppie on the train just looked at my underarms w/ a very vocal disgust. People are so controlling it's utterlyshocking.

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6 years

“She was selling unopened ‘Girls’ DVDs,” a spy told Page Six. “And taking Venmo.” 👄💅🏻

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9 years

First time since my teens that my hair doesn't cover my nipples.

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7 years

After my 6 yr old had it out with Donald trump and he pushed her and said "I'm president and you're not."

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7 years

Someone HATED your wedding dress.

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8 years

19 yrs old with hair extensions and a thong bikini. So hot, so numb... I mean dumb.

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5 years

Your baby isn’t your best friend.

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

I've retweeted think pieces I haven't read and felt FINE about it.

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

That's 4 music videos in one summer MFs. All I ever wanted out of life was to be Tawy Kitaen. #blessed

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7 years

#DuskTillDawn ft @Sia @VEVO

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8 years

Someone just yelled out "you're great!" on the street and I instinctually turned around. Wow.

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

Long hair. Don't care. Going for the mom-who-had-a-tough-year-who-doesn't-feel-like-brushing-her-fucking-hair look.

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9 years

I turned 30 yesterday. #im30 #iamthirty #iamactually30so #THIRTY http://t.co/9AuKZMbTNr

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8 years

You know whAt? Fuck everything. everything dies! I just lost a 3rd pair of sunglasses.

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

Welp life is, at the very least, ruthlessly surprising.

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7 years

just called my rep. &urged them to vote for stricter gun laws. I spoke to a nice, chill, real live person AND I have date for sat night!

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Jemima Kirke

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6 years

The srudio gets mighty lonely. Thank you Twitter for teaching me how to ask for help.

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6 years

After reading the plaque my kid asked if these 2 were Arnold and Arlene Goldstein.

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10 years

Scrolling through fucking Instagram for what felt like hours and quickly turned on the camera to see my face. http://t.co/QlcvJbF3zx

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6 years

Terrified for this

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9 years

http://t.co/xKM1YvHzmk

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6 years

Sometimes I feel bad for my kids that Ive gotten my tits out for the sake of art. But having a mother with a BFA does have its perks...

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Jemima Kirke

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10 years

Do y'all tbt? Well here's a throw back to the worst days of my life when I looked like they were the best. 😀 http://t.co/cqdIpsO28B

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9 years

Road trip through Wyoming with this loser. Also I have eczema on my eyes so that's why they look like vaginas. http://t.co/9GBtyxE0sw

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

Nothing makes me feel lonier than opening an Instagram pic and seeing it's a fucking boomerang.

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

Like most little girls my daughter is complex and basically psychic. She knows just what to say to break both our hearts, instantly. That doesn’t mean she believes it.

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

When the news is so scary and depressing some nights you just gotta throw in the towel.

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7 years

Ooh you’ll have to wait and see! Or get a life you dumb cunt.

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5 years

What scares me most in a person is not what they don’t know but what they know for absolute certain.

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9 years

My 5yr old wants to cut her hair short. I LOVE her long hair. Do I let her OR tell her "shut the fuck up &keep being an extension of me?"

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

Dont over burden your look with a purse. A child is a much chicer accessory. Also, one must ALWAYS overdress for one’s own party. My solo show, “The Ceremony” at Sargets Daughters gallery will be up til jan 21.

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7 years

I have twitter. And waaaaaay more followers than she does!

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3 months

A good girl is the best girl. (Relax I didn’t even inhale!)

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

We're fucking up every 4 secs but at the end of the day I'm doing it on purpose so my kids will be funny. #mothersday http://t.co/v10XQH0P6P

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

Glad to see people are still doing crafty jewelry heists. I miss the simple old school crimes of little consequence to humanity.

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Jemima Kirke

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6 years

I’m pretty sure I do since I’ve made out with your boy a bunch of times for 💵

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6 years

Does @JemimaKirke count as a celebrity?

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

Congratulations USA! Im a citizen. Seriously, it's all gonna get a lot better now. X

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you. -Stevie

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

Local milk people is a good band name though

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Jemima Kirke

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6 years

If my uber crashes please know that I was on my way to a club.

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Jemima Kirke

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10 years

So my lawyer told me to start using twitta. But how the hell is anyone supposed to sound intellig http://t.co/72B8Geoekx

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

We found some movie set lighting in the west village and were like, "sis, we're home."

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Jemima Kirke

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6 years

My daughter has been a cheerleader and waitress this Halloween. My son has been some super hero from black panther and the grim reaper. We’ll be here, handing out candy and smashing the patriarchy tomorrow 4-6pm 🕸🤦🏼‍♀️

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Jemima Kirke

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6 years

Me on my first day of press for GIRLS

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Jemima Kirke

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7 years

80s Mum n dad.

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7 years

@lenadunham Pick up my FaceTime bitch I was crying! I'm not anymore you missed it

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9 years

Ever lose 3lbs and then get so psyched you suddenly start eating like a skinny person who just can't gain weight? #justdidit #bloat

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

Your intention to marry your spouse is beyond boring to me.

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

If I suddenly made my Instagram profile public my career would most definitely be over. Funny. Just one click of a button!

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

Cuz let's face it. You can't be funny (or cool) without a couple fucked up childhood memories.

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Jemima Kirke

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10 years

Exactly 2 yrs ago, 11:30 am, I was screaming for my life while trying to push a basketball out of my ass. Happy birthday my sweet Memphis.

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

I was totally w/her until she was like "if u know exactly who you are &where u come from..." Then I was like nah b.

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

It's 1 thing to bomb in countries we've like, never been 2 &can't pronounce but when u fuck w/ PARIS?!

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Jemima Kirke

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10 years

GG ready. 💅 http://t.co/1k1dtgWW8Z

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Jemima Kirke

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6 years

A wise friend of mine once said “the sexiest thing about @VictoriasSecret ads is that the models don’t seem to know they’re gonna die one day.”

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

Katie McCurdy and I always hang productively.

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

Been seeing a bunch of angry feminist graffiti on the subways lately and literally getting chills. It's so exciting.

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

This girls is aii @nlyonne http://t.co/3SnM1QLtXo

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

Goodbye David. u were a keystone to my love of art &humanity &I always wished you were my dad. #manwhofelltoearth

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

WAIT. What if prince is kidding? And he shows up in a couple days and is like, "appreciate me now mother fuckers?!" Classic prince move.

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Jemima Kirke

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10 years

How good was my sister in gone girl? #lolakirke http://t.co/tuwmF1SpOD

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Jemima Kirke

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8 years

Sort of happy to be on carousel w/ son. Who is delightedly playing with giant red phallus.

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Jemima Kirke

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9 years

So turns out an untreated pimple on your ass can send you to ER. #infection . #ooph http://t.co/xSEwO9KFcJ

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Jemima Kirke

@jemimakirke

7 years

Proud(?) to present my third solo exhibition. “The Ceremony” opens 12/13, 6-8pm @ Sargents Daughters 179 East bway nyc (Image: “Allison in Her Wedding Dress” 2017)