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2 months
im not watching this shit dude
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@jellyfishingfan
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5 months
no offense but i feel like a lot of music fans sense of humor is just "haha yes! i know what those words mean 😊"
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sorry this is the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen in my life
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1 year
i can't believe ppl are already supporting supermega again lmao matt literally took a clip out of context to make leighton look worse
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@jellyfishingfan
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2 years
twin peaks principal: laura palmer is DEAD everyone: :( dude in the leather jacket:
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1 year
@genkki_ why are u even complaining it's higher than the fucking godfather LMAOO
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5 months
im 100% guilty of this though
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3 months
haiiiiiiii :3
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1 year
"this city fucking sucks" proceeds show most wonderful video in the world
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Reason #39677500 why to move out of New York City.
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3 years
@AmazingDrewbob @NintendoAmerica -the person with joke pronouns in their bio get a life lmao
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1 month
"hawk tuah nightcore" -guy behind me at ihop
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@jellyfishingfan
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2 years
why they squish this hippo :(
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@jellyfishingfan
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7 days
you can tell a lot about a person by how serious they are about emo subgenre categorization
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4 years
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@jellyfishingfan
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5 months
i love walking around at night with headphones on i hope i get robbed and killed ^___^
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2 years
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1 year
@conbunnybun full context of the clip. leighton starts mentioning how matt filmed him when he was drunk and jim clearly gets defensive. why would matt not include the full clip including ryan's punchline if he wasn't worried about it incriminating them further?
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@jellyfishingfan
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4 years
@__etien @TwitterSafety @realDonaldTrump @Twitter twitter has set terms and conditions that users must follow. it doesn't matter if said user is a political figure, if they break a rule they face the consequences. it's by no means a violation of the first amendment.
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@jellyfishingfan
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2 years
@deecelt @rosedommu british people choosing the same comeback for everything
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 years
she alex on my g spot
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@jellyfishingfan
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2 months
@Art_hropod I DONT KNWO i did not expect this to get so much attention
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1 year
@pixandjernies @nightmarebeach sufjan stevens fans when an album has more instruments than just guitar bass and drums
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@jellyfishingfan
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4 years
@_swordedforlife @foundavein bts didn't pioneer or invent anything lol
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 years
@Grobwins @WolfVanHalen this is why i would hate to have famous parents. can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to not be viewed as an independent person? he's an adult. let him make his own decisions.
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3 years
the lock neck monster
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3 years
@RagBone7 @benshapiro republicans will see a picture of a black person and use it to push their agenda as if black people don't have their own free will
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@jellyfishingfan
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7 months
when a riffcel says something so dronephobic you gotta hit them with that carrie stare
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3 months
ok
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@jellyfishingfan
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1 year
"who did that?" "i did :3"
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 months
screamo is when the vocalist sounds like spongebob and metalcore is when the vocalist sounds like patrick
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its a beautiful day in Carrie Town!
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3 years
@MCPS CLOSE THE SCHOOLS.
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 years
THIS DUDE AT THE URINAL JUST UNZIPPED HIS PANTS, FARTED, SAID "damn bruh, fuck!" AND LEFT
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@jellyfishingfan
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9 months
witches in 2024 be like "double double skramz and scrobble"
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 years
yiay live live was so fun, thank you so much @jacksfilms , i still can't believe i was able to be on stage and play against you. i've been a fan of yours since i was like 10 and it was incredible meeting you!! -the new maryland yiay champion
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2 months
stares at you like this
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@jellyfishingfan
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beth gibbons: nobody loves me its true the hammered dulcimer:
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𝐕 ⛧🔪🫀^_^
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my ears are genuinely ringing from this video
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@jellyfishingfan
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5 months
@Laddio_Bolocko i feel like phil elverum does this a lot. voice in headphones and undo by bjork + stone's ode and dunkelheit by burzum are the first ones that come to mind
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5 months
@burndtmidi i saw the thumbnail and immediately was like this has to be neopunkfm
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1 month
carrie song
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@jellyfishingfan
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1 year
@conbunnybun full context of the clip. leighton starts mentioning how matt filmed him when he was drunk and jim clearly gets defensive. why would matt not include the full clip including ryan's punchline if he wasn't worried about it incriminating them further?
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3 years
@MCPS ratio'd by indie
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3 years
british ppl be like 11/9 never forget 💔
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3 years
@MCPS you are letting everyone down
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found a nearly full pack on a bench this shit a game to me ❤️‍🔥
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1 year
smoking that pack that peter piper picked
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@jellyfishingfan
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11 months
@J_C_B_0318 @hunter_hhhh dude got cooked so hard he had to backpedal LOL
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@jellyfishingfan
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11 months
detransitioning because clearly im Him
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@jellyfishingfan
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7 months
modest mouse when conceited cat walks in
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7 months
nick reinhart: *showing exactly how he does it* me: how does he Do it...
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2 months
its so funny seeing black flag on a flyer for a local punk festival lol
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 years
oh fuck babe your jussy (jean pussy) is showing through your janties (jean panties). hold on i need to put on my jondom (jean condom). i'll take off my joxers (jean boxers) and then we can have jex (jean sex). oh babe, that was great i'm so glad i took that jiagra (jean viagra)
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@jellyfishingfan
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1 year
its crazy how this thread literally reads like terf discourse
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not to be dramatic but if i were put in the wife’s position id murder-suicide for SURE
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2 years
i need therapy i need it sooooo bad
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Sniffing body odour is tested as an anxiety therapy
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@jellyfishingfan
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3 years
*barack obama listening to montero by lil nas x* uhhhh michelle! i just found out about this uhhhhh little nas x! he's a fruit michelle! he's uhhhh naked on the album cover! it's like a bible reference or something michelle!
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@jellyfishingfan
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i don't care if its emocore or midwest emo or skramz i don't care what wave it is im just calling it emo. life is so much easier when you don't care
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@jellyfishingfan
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2 years
working on lyrics :> this is all i have rn but lmk if you think they're really good!!!!!
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5 years
@jacksfilms is it weird that i appreciate this as a form of art
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2 years
bae: hey what are you doing me: gluck seminal krautrock band neu!:
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1 year
@conbunnybun context for those who haven't watched matt's apology: he includes this clip towards the end of the video but cuts it off before leighton starts talking about being filmed. this isn't about me taking leightons side, this is me scrutinizing something i find suspicious
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11 months
oc what do you guys think
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7 months
is therw really a city of caterpillar i want to Go there
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at the dismemberment plan show and they are playing the skate 3 soundtrack on the pa
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ngl i think this might be the coolest concert photo ever idk how anyone could possibly top this
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2 years
im so glad i never got into stick and pokes 14 y/o me would have given myself "bruh" or like 🅱️ or aomething
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society if i was not reminded of the trans suicide statistic every single day
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3 years
bands with the most annoying haters king gizzard and the lizard wizard car seat headrest my chemical romance (open to suggestions)
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3 years
my girls go animal on my collective till i be turning bluish
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the deepsea emotional hardcoral scene
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@jellyfishingfan
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10 months
how i feel when people try to devalue an album with empty criticism instead of just saying they didn't like it
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im ok with black midi breaking up because their first album was the coolest shit ever and then they didn't expand on that sound at all
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this is how i feel when i wear my swans you fucking people make me sick shirt in public
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BOOOOOOOM!!!🔥🔥🔥
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she be drunk driving on my killer whales
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1 year
@SpamGif @conbunnybun thats not the point. the first part of the clip does paint leighton in the wrong ofc but second part basically confirms matt's wrongdoing. it seems really disingenuous that matt basically went into denial mode when the topic switched to leighton.
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@GreysABC @GLSEN @editvideob0t mus= fart with extra reverb
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me: i'm trans 10 year old me: i don't know what that means can you get the skrillex haircut
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7 months
shoegaze fans are always on some lame shit
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trans person: i'm trans new yorker playing silent hill: ahhh this is nothin' kid! back in the 70s my buddy giuseppe had a place just like this!! best bagels in the city just around the corner
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they don't make dudes who are really into ska like they used to
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@quebecween going up to a person named elvis and saying "elvis would hate you bro"
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if ur over the age of 15 worrying about how non binary people are a threat to trans people i just wanna let u know the mcdonalds down the street is hiring and they could realllyy use ur help
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1 year
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an aging punk posting bad takes on your band's social media
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bands really hate to be charged merch rates on their sweatshop garments
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dog tuah pet on that thang
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@grooviestsalami @RileyJohnSavage did it also say imagibe all the people on it
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2 years
never hang out with a t4t couple they're gonna pull up in this
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smoking that shit that makes you polite and considerate
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making music would be so much easier with one of these bad boys
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7 months
thats me
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my band got compared to car seat headrest tonight is it over for me
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kalvin garrah is a trender
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listening to burzum but doing this the whole time so people don't think i'm a nazi
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