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low TAM tweets in a high spam world | organising meet-ups at @londontechcoll | drifting through space and time 🌌

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our autumn meet-up brought together an amazing bunch 🍁🍂 this time we had a lively game of Bingo with most attendees represented in the squares ✍🏻 almost everyone ended up getting to know each other but it did get competitive 🔥 also, excited to announce that we now have a
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life starts when you stop living for instagram
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a lot of indian women today are the first ones from their families ever to have careers of their own. it’s pretty incredible
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love that india now has its own authentic ticketmaster experience (derogatory) via bookmyshow
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what a day 💙 caught it with some friends I made on twitter ✨
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being skilled at interviews is miles apart from being good at a job. and so is the difference between dating and being in a relationship
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Three-people WhatsApp groups are the backbone of society
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Bookmarking gives a false sense of absorption
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3 years
Convinced 🤷🏻‍♀️
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olympians retiring at 30 and i’m still trying to figure out what i want to be when i grow up
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Tom Daley announces retirement from diving.
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best birthday i’ve had in years. so grateful 🧿💛✨
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you won’t actively remember every single learning you have had in life. your gut feeling is an amalgamation of them all. trust your gut
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3 years
Is it me or is the Cred coins donation campaign just a way to brand their pre-decided donation amount to Milaap? From a distance, looks like a Campaign to counter the narrative that the coins don't have any value. With the virality, guess they're being successful.
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@jelambhatt
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My introverted brain after any social outing
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let's review your mistakes🫶
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would you still travel if you couldn’t take pictures?
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3 years
Any ICU Beds in Bangalore? SPO2 is 56 Please help/ RT
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reliving my childhood at juhu beach
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one of the tougher things about dating is the number of times you have to go back to square one and start again
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men, get a female friend to review your dating profiles. it’ll do you wonders
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3 years
You either leave the Reddit app with a heart-warming laugh or soul-shattering trauma. There’s no in between
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3 years
Kabul's airport footage is heartbreaking. But worse still, there's not a single woman in sight.
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3 years
Instagram: Telling others what you are up to Twitter: Telling others what they should be up to
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@jelambhatt
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4 months
organised a small meetup for indian tech twitter in london 🇮🇳🇬🇧 it ended up being a super fun evening with some super nice people. might do this again some time 🙂
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@jelambhatt
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3 years
For those who care, Rick and Morty Season 5 is out
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3 years
Want to build a trillion-dollar tech giant? Step 1: Build a garage into your house
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Some 'hustlers' hustle is solely talking about hustling 😐
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the ‘open to work’ badge on linkedin has to be a humiliation ritual?
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6 months
some work meetings are just set up because an extrovert on your team is feeling pent up
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3 years
₹10,000 can also mean a lot to someone 🥺 Consider contributing to such donations here to keep families afloat in this crisis: @DonationsIND
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3 years
Twitter, circa 2021
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5 months
looking for someone to match my freak (eat mango for breakfast, lunch and dinner)
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6 months
Twitter is like radio. Ugly people have a real shot here
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3 years
Turns out @abhayjani4 is an actual person outside of the internet🩴
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when will you reach your ‘found her mode’
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at our september indian tech meetup, we made the best of the last of summer with some incredible views of london 🏙️ with each iteration, the mix keeps getting richer and the meetups more fun. stay tuned for details on the next meetup 🇮🇳🇬🇧
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3 months
> opens twitter > sees another morning routine > closes twitter
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3 years
Haven't dialled so many invalid or unresponsive numbers in all of my life
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3 years
Always feel so lost in the Paytm app
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insane that salary discussions for Indian jobs don't happen upfront. wastes time on all ends
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3 years
Hi folks, as a part of @TheProductfolks we're verifying leads and helping respond to Covid urgencies. If you're looking to volunteer, have any database or need amplification, please DM or tag 💯
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mumbai you’ve been good
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staying optimistic despite the odds being stacked against you is the gentlest act of rebellion
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at the end of the day it’s who you’d give the chocolate end of your ice cream cone to
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anyone from indian tech twitter based in london? would love to connect 🇬🇧
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3 years
Waiting for the next year's Mango season
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meeting the right person at the wrong time is such a tragedy
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The more I interact with volunteers helping the Covid response effort, the more it's apparent that we're all barely keeping it together.
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marriage seems to have some referral bonus mechanism. newlyweds’ first order of business is convincing singles to get married too
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being set up by a friend is one of the best ways to date. but who your friend sets you up with tells you a lot about how they view you 👀
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3 years
TIL George Orwell was born in Bihar
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3 years
Who are the best women founders you follow who have active twitter accounts? 👇🏻
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It would honestly be an honour to lose a game of chess at the hands of Viswanathan Anand
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Presentations many Indian B-school students make are basically docs in landscape mode
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3 years
Vaccinated ✅🙏🏻
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our second indian twitter meetup was a picnic in the park 🇮🇳🇬🇧 as one should when the fleeting london sun’s finally out 🧺 appreciate everyone who turned up ✨ might organise another meetup next month so stay tuned 🙂
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He’s a 2 but I can fix him
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concerts are a good reminder that you can’t hold onto a moment of time tight enough. you can only live it fully while it lasts
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Clubhouse is the Olympics for people who love hosting office meetings.
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Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is to find a trusted group of co-workers to take daily chai breaks with 🍵
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Time for Salesforce to acquire Notion
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Switching off Notifications for all social apps (including WhatsApp) is the one of the best things you can do to protect your time
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2 months
another month, another tech twitter meetup here in London 🇮🇳🇬🇧 this time we picked some conversation-stirring chits which among many other things, revealed passions like lunchtime running 🏃‍♂️, sailplane gliding ✈️ and improv comedy 🎤 stay tuned for details on the next meetup
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meditating is akin to closing all the tabs in your brain
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If our bodies are machines, vaccines are software updates
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single people see happy couples couples see happy single people
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“you earn in pounds” yes but i also spend in pounds 💔
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maintaining a habit streak is an act of self love
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this is an induction tweet into indian twitter. every year a new account volunteers to tweet this exactly. everyone on here should have seen it
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A city with Bangalore's weather, Delhi's food and Mumbai's people would be so good?
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URGENT Looking for Bangalore ICU Leads 🙏🏻 pls RT
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scarcity mindset comes probably from having faced scarcity. if you’ve never had it, it’s really a privilege
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wonder if there’s a moment in everyone’s life where they are grateful for all the good and bad, all the mistakes, all the unlucky breaks because they all led them to that moment
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URGENT - Need a hospital bed in Ahmedabad. Leads appreciated. Pls RT
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i’m in this picture and i don’t like it
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Real 😭
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in life, you sometimes lose touch with people but you don't stop wishing them well, admiring their goodness, and appreciating the time you had with them
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It's so good to see friends level up in life ✨
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the cutest thing about living in london is identifying areas from the Monopoly board irl
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how you engagement farmed on Twitter through your US trip
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twitter friends converting to irl 🙂🎉✨ irl friends finding your twitter 😡👹🚫
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the tweet that’s meant for you will find you ✨
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it’s all about progressively increasing the load of difficult things you can do
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when your friends move away to different cities, fragments of your love scatter across a wider expanse
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you don’t realise the importance of community till you have none
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remembering cadbury bytes rest in peace
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in matters of the heart, luck and timing really is everything
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if you owe someone money how do you not feel a distressing urgency to pay them back
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london skies these days
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Why do they attach whole chequebooks to tshirts
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whichever side you’re on, a stronger opposition is good for democracy actually
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Everything there is to know about a person can be found in their liked tweets
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🥲
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@sidin now that’s just cruel
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Putting it out there to keep myself on track: going off sugar for 2 months ✅
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Weather forecast: Heavy IPO clouds with 0% chance of allotment showers
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always such a joy to see two perfectly matched people in love and thriving
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we are so back (to mumbai)
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We've been seeing these messages circulating on Whatsapp about being an IIM A or IIT D product. Has to be the work of an Indian Parent 😂 Cc: @TheProductfolks @MotwaniSuhas @shalinisparmar @adityamohanty_
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leaving a party feeling energised by the interactions is a top 10 feeling
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it’s the start of september and the leaves have already started falling
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do we ever fully recover from friendship breakups
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this olympics has been filled with so many heartwarming moments. it's kept me smiling for the most part
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