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rooh

@jehlimus

2 days

I feel like owais dar marshal art of my own movie.

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rooh

@jehlimus

2 years

I tried teaching my 3 yo twins the dua before going to sleep which is Allahumma bismika amootu wa ahya. They are named Yahya and Zakariya so Zakariya ended it with “wa Zakariya”. 😭😭😭😭😭

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5 months

@Rainmaker1973 Me looking for my arm in the morning:

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5 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Forget what it is. I want to know what happened to the man.

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@HumansNoContext People outside UK speak better English than UK as a whole.

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3 years

I didn’t have babies for 9 years after marriage. I never gave up hope. Two years back on this day, Allah swt blessed me with twin boys. Never despair from the mercy of your Lord. He knows what and when is best.

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2 years

A girl is shown on tv in a cricket match and people from multiple countries are seeking her like hungry wolves. Tells you a lot about why women generalize when it comes to our lot. No, not all men. Most of us? For sure!

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6 months

@historyinmemes * me looking in comments for details * – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – Ad – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – Ad – Ad – unrelated meme

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@jehlimus

2 years

@getpeid

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@jehlimus

3 years

Eid Mubarak everyone.

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@jehlimus

6 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I was expecting a totally different ending.

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@jehlimus

6 months

@stats_feed 1) 10000 steps every day 2) drink a lot of water 3) have your dinner early 5) avoid soft drinks 6) avoid sugar. 7) less carbs and more protein intake

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@jehlimus

2 years

Zakariya also used to say “hasbi Rabbi Jallalah, coffee toffee Jallalah” instead of “Ma fee qalbi gairullah”. :)

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@jehlimus

5 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 He just pushed air into a bag and compressed it (increased the density) and then decided to sleep on a road.

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@jehlimus

2 years

We Kashmiris don’t build houses. We build marriage halls and then live in them.

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@jehlimus

5 months

@urstrulyMahesh This is yet the biggest achievement of Pat cummins after achieving so much.

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@jehlimus

4 years

I would Rather have no caste Bhat I was born with ‘Mir’. I Shawl try to use my name aLone in future and Sheikh all the stereotypes. PS: If you didn’t like this, wani kyah fasi khaswa? I syed what I syed.

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@jehlimus

5 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Either a giant snake’s skin or a geotextile tube used for bioengineering and which is quite huge as well.

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@jehlimus

5 months

@Rainmaker1973 You are basically lifting the weight over your entire bodies as opposed to your arms.

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@jehlimus

3 years

My wife received these texts from one of her students. One of the sweetest things I have seen in a while.

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5 months

@NoContextHumans That is probably the most annoying your partner can get. Salute to the man.

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@jehlimus

2 years

Private school teachers in Kashmir are highly underpaid.

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@jehlimus

4 years

How do Twitterati rate migrants? In Insta-grams.

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@jehlimus

2 years

@Thinkwert @shikastagii My 2 yo twin boys. I don’t know how you manage to take their pics with both of them smiling.

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@jehlimus

2 years

Farmers in the morning v/s farmers later in the day:

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6 months

@historyinmemes * me looking in comments for details * – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – Ad – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – Ad – Ad – unrelated meme

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@jehlimus

3 years

On a lighter note.

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@jehlimus

3 years

The benefits of parenthood:

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@jehlimus

3 years

Jk bank is more worried about third wave and less worried about its internet banking.

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@jehlimus

3 years

Deen can’t be kept aside; for you, for me, for anyone.

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@jehlimus

2 years

1st day:

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@jehlimus

2 years

YZ ka admission karaya. I am so happy.

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@jehlimus

3 years

Old age is the most difficult time of your life and you need someone to take care of you. Unfortunately some are not that lucky. While I was driving back home, I saw my maternal grandfather on the road walking on the road (my mother’s father and her brother live nearby). 1/n

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@jehlimus

1 year

Good morning to everyone.

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@jehlimus

3 years

Tum so jao magar phone nahi kaatna.

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2 years

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@jehlimus

4 years

So there was this verbal spat between two grammar freaks. It was in-tense.

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@jehlimus

4 years

Why have people made a hero out if Basant Rath? I mean why?

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@jehlimus

2 years

My kids speak such pure kashmiri that st I am worried no school will give them admission. 😂

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@jehlimus

6 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Rose cuttings are being sown into soil to get rose plants.

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@jehlimus

3 years

My younger brother, when he was a kid, once purchased butter from a shopkeeper. Upon reaching home, he saw the words ‘cholesterol free’ and went back to the shopkeeper to ask for the free cholesterol.

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@jehlimus

4 years

My young niece, who visits often, once insisted she had watered my plants while I was away. When confronted by her sisters that she had not, she said, “ Chachu, Wallah maine dua maangi thi ki baarish ho”.

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@jehlimus

4 years

I have a maths joke but tohi chuv su already pi.

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@jehlimus

3 years

When our vests and t-shirts retire, they join the kitchen club.

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@jehlimus

2 years

Old ladies in Kashmir make wonderful duas for you if you offer them a lift. This morning a lady said, “yim kadam gaetchney Kaabas kun”. ❤️

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@jehlimus

4 years

Kashmiris consider lipton chai at 10 am as their dueTea.

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@jehlimus

6 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 * me looking in comments for details * – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – Ad – unrelated meme – unrelated meme – Ad – Ad – unrelated meme

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@jehlimus

4 years

I repeat, coffee is better than tea. I am ready to face the gallows.

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@jehlimus

4 years

How can people live with ‘screen rotation on’?

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@jehlimus

3 years

English: introvert Kashmiri: nyetsot

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@jehlimus

2 years

I am proud of the fact that our generation normalized beard.

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@jehlimus

4 years

I have an economics joke but there is no demand.

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@jehlimus

3 years

This is so cute.

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@jehlimus

4 years

Pheran and some cute kids.

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@jehlimus

3 years

Admit it, Surah Ikhlaas is your favorite Surah because it’s easier to recite in Salah.

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@jehlimus

4 years

How does the drug addict show joy after rehab? 0mg.

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@jehlimus

4 years

I deleted all the tweets. Some people are right. We just give them too much attention. Reporting is the way forward. And blocking. And unfollowing mutuals who like this kind of stuff.

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@jehlimus

4 years

Normalize calling people by their full and proper names.

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@jehlimus

3 years

Retweet when you see it.

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@jehlimus

5 months

This is what is happening in Dubai due to floods. #Dubai #dubairain #dubaiflood

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@jehlimus

3 years

A lot of our molvis need to learn deen again. And again.

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@jehlimus

4 years

How many of you support capital punishment for minors? Discuss without fighting.

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@jehlimus

2 years

Friday quiz: What is the actual name of Abu Bakr Siddiq (RA)?

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@jehlimus

5 months

Eid Mubarak from me and mine.

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@jehlimus

4 years

Blessing you timeline. ♥️

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@jehlimus

3 years

I saw a friend today after 22 years and he recognized me in a mask. 😭😭😭

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@jehlimus

4 years

Aa fir se mujhe chhod ke jaane ke liye aa ~ Poetry dedicated to people who follow and then unfollow.

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@jehlimus

1 year

My father in law loved my children deeply. The last time I saw him on a congested road, I briefly stopped so that he could say hi to my children and his daughter. He wanted to kiss my children but to avoid traffic mess, I said “you will meet them tomorrow again” and left. But +

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@jehlimus

4 years

I got advance eid cards from my 4-7 year old nephews and nieces. 🥺🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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@jehlimus

4 years

So there are a lot of sounds coming from my old car. My niece: mamu yeh kiski awaaz hai. Me: beta yeh gareebi ki awaaz hai.

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@jehlimus

4 years

In a world full of jokers, be Ghulam Nabi.

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@jehlimus

5 months

@PicturesFoIder That is a different set of people in the other box. The ones in the first box are simply laying low in the black area or using something to create an illusion.

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4 years

Thread on relatives in light of Quran and Hadith. Muhammad (SAW) said: “The foremost claim to loving kindness and thoughtful attention on you is of your mother, and, then, of your father, and then, grade by grade, of the other relatives.” (Sahih Bukhari)

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@jehlimus

3 years

*Kashmiri weddings exist* People on maenzraat sleeping after 1 AM:

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@jehlimus

3 months

I prayed in a mosque in which the second storey had a video relay of the happenings of the ground floor (the pulpit) from where the imaam was delivering the Friday sermon. The could see in real time the happenings and could see the imam delivering the sermon. It was uniquely

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@jehlimus

3 years

Kindly spread the word around.

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@jehlimus

4 years

I have a masters in management but can’t manage my life.

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@jehlimus

4 years

If she isn’t good for your peace of mind, liver.

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@jehlimus

2 years

Eid Mubarak

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@jehlimus

1 year

A stapler I bought in 1998 from Shamshad Market, AMU, Aligarh.

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@jehlimus

1 year

Next time when they say that someone from k twitter has died:

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@jehlimus

4 years

Twitter is so khali khali. I feel like dalgate mei chadd ke bhi seat mil gayi. 😂

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@jehlimus

1 year

Nope, that’s just poverty gone.

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@jehlimus

4 years

So the potato and the onion were fighting. The potato got angry and said ‘Uganda’.

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@jehlimus

1 year

Thread 🧵 My wife purchased a piece of land in Sidrah, Jammu in 2009. In fact her father purchased it for her. Since it was far away, her father went to check on it periodically. In 2021, her father passed away and we couldn’t visit it for some time. 1/n

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@jehlimus

4 years

Making fun of people in the name of humor is bullshit.

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@jehlimus

4 years

Pahalgam in summers and Gulmarg in winters. Who agrees?

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4 years

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@jehlimus

4 years

Teach your children at the right time so that you don’t have to preach the rest of your lives.

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@jehlimus

4 years

The garden thread. PS: I will kill you guys if you don’t appreciate, it takes a lot of my efforts and time.

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@jehlimus

4 years

Others have jobs to attend to.

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3 years

Thread 🧵: While going to the mosque, I saw a young guy walking towards the mosque so I put my arm around him and started small talk. He said and I quote “I went to pray Zuhr and a guy showed surprise at my presence and said how come you are here after such a long time +

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3 years

Zakariya tries giving azaan.

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@jehlimus

2 years

Phamous 😭😭😭😭

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4 years

Me after hearing my own recorded voice:

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@jehlimus

4 years

Pls send barber. #NewProfilePic

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@jehlimus

4 years

Ignore this thread. I am doing a compilation of my fav tweets.

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@jehlimus

1 year

Shame on this woman for doing this. And shame on people who glorify a woman calling another woman a whöre. PS: It really doesn’t matter whether she is divorced or not, it simply isn’t okay. PPS: No, he doesn’t require her permission unless specifically inserted in nikahnama.

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@jehlimus

2 years

People who don’t take off their masks now simply don’t want to be recognized.

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@jehlimus

5 months

@stats_feed Socializing, sugar, crowded places.

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4 years

Kashmir ka favorite game:

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@jehlimus

7 months

I just wanted to put it out there that Dr. Ishfaq diagnosed my son properly when my pediatrician was constantly misdiagnosing him. He always responded to my request for help and was forthright in helping out. His timely advice helped in getting my son the proper treatment.

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