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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 months

Very cool to see Churchill immortalized as the thing he hated most: a brown guy

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2 months

Sir Winston Churchill statue unveiled in downtown Calgary #yyc

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

4 years

Having so much fun with my bag of Ice.

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3 years

i had no idea this was a thing

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4 years

and as black smoke emerges from the chimney of the Bass Pro Shop at Cross Iron Mills, the canadian Conservative Party has chosen a new leader

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

7 months

Ok how come nobody has talked about how Tucker has very clearly pissed his pants in this picture

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

1 year

Fuck around find out

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@jeffdsilva

5 years

Drake’s courtside actions are kind of like when a 32 year old rapper texts with a 15 year old child actor; technically it’s not illegal but you have to wonder about his intentions

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@jeffdsilva

7 years

Wife is super pissed I bought her this brand of tampons

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

@chellzyeah my landlord painted over a baby

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

Watched The Last of Us and the set designers did an incredible job making parts of Calgary look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

10 months

I used google lens to identify the “left-wing journalist” in the Pierre Poilievre “apple munching” video and it’s literally an improv actor i did loose moose with in Calgary. This whole thing was staged

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

OMG the Government of Alberta hired EMINEM for their new ad

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@jeffdsilva

5 years

Bernie WENT OFF at the Gamer’s Union Conference tonight

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

😭 glad to see my name will carry on for future generations of Albertans

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

They accepted my wikipedia edit

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

4 years

@washingtonpost did it work?

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

I live in the coolest city!

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@jeffdsilva

1 year

IDEA: there are 1.3 million people in Calgary, let’s all chip in $100 bucks and buy the Highway 22 Mystery Mansion and convert it into a Cheesecake Factory

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@jeffdsilva

4 years

went back and watched Haunting of Bly Manor again to find all the hidden Grimaces

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am running for leadership of the UCP

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

10 months

Not wanting to be an alarmist but this was 100% staged. Look at how much of the apple PP had eaten 45 seconds in versus at 2 minutes. Did a whole half an apple grow back? This was definitely filmed in two takes!

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

It’s wild that Eau Claire Market is basically just a candy shop, a subway and a cursed Egyptian amulet store and that’s been enough to justify keeping the lights on for 25 years

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

Please let’s all join together and post pictures of BIPOC ally Tommy Pickles in the #FreedomConvoyCanada hashtag to show we will not accept CAILLOU and his message of Hate

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

@michaelscat2 @EmmaLGraney may i make one suggestion

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

6 years

Tonight I witnessed something I thought I would never see: Jerry Seinfeld killed a live snake onstage.

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@jeffdsilva

5 years

I have no idea what this sign in the McDonald’s parking lot means other than it is a safe space for me to rock out to Bohemian Rhapsody with 3 of my best bros

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

6 years

Just realized if you replaced Billy Corgan in the Smashing Pumpkins with Bill Burr no one would notice.

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

3 months

Damn the Alberta government is wild for this 😂😂😂🥩

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

3 years

Finally set up my Peloton Toilet and met my Poop Coach Greg!

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3 years

ok this is super cool

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

Cancelling Disney Plus and immediately signing up for this

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

OK just watched The Last of Us episode 2 and Joel and Ellie’s first encounter with the infected was absolutely horrifying 😬

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

8 years

I bet this is what an email from David Blaine would look like

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

24 days

With all of the terrible news coming out Jasper people could use some good news! Here are 4 stories about Alberta based companies breaking records in their industry!

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@jeffdsilva

4 years

@NHLSeattle_ really annoyed they didn’t go with this

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

3 years

OK this Alberta Government initiative is amazing

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

Ok so this is cool, during the entire month of October the Alberta Government is letting the 12 Foot skeleton from Home Depot do all of the COVID death announcements

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

4 years

the white house right now

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jerf 🛹

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4 years

was first in line at walmart for this Black Friday deal

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

6 years

They are legalizing weed tomorrow and this is the chip aisle in the grocery store this morning #CannabisLegalization

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

1 year

Anyone else manage to snag a Calgary Barbie?

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@jeffdsilva

5 years

Dr. Phil dropped some truth bombs om Bam Margera

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@jeffdsilva

5 years

Alberta cannot separate as it is the first “A” in the “CANADA” acronym, remember Canada stands for: Colonbia Alberta Nerfoundland Askatchewan Dufferin Mall Amherst

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@jeffdsilva

2 months

WOW excited to find out that they replaced the Churchill statue with a statue of a more universally beloved British icon!

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@jeffdsilva

4 years

my daughters: pooled their candy together & categorically put them into ziplocks for easy access throughout the coming year my son: opened all the chips, poured them into a pile and swam around scrooge mcduck style I don’t think we should allow men to be President anymore

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@jeffdsilva

4 years

should I cop?

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

1 year

WOW I can’t believe CALGARY got the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS for their new ad 🌶️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

2 years

Great to see our province move in this direction. It’s not much but it’s a start

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

7 years

Super bummed out; just read some other guy on Facebook has the best mom :(

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@jeffdsilva

4 years

I think it’s only fair that Calgary has a Black Live Matter rally as we‘ve had a huge White Lives Matter rally for years, it’s called the “Stampede Parade”.

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

Omg i’m at Old Spaghetti Factory WEM right now and I look over and you wouldn’t believe who waved at me

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

10 months

Is it possible there could be a second apple?

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jerf 🛹

@jeffdsilva

6 years

@kanyewest the being formally known as Hey Arnold! I am HEY

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@jeffdsilva

1 year

King Charles reminds me of Chuck E. Cheese; they are both named Charles, their faces are on a coin and they always have at least one pedophile in their general vicinity

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

i don’t know how to describe it exactly but Jason Kenney has a real “loose band-aid at the wave pool” type of energy

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@jeffdsilva

1 year

Now that the Actor’s Strike has halted so many Calgary productions, we should shift our focus to making hyperlocal reality TV shows i.e. Real Housewives of Aspen Ridge, Survivor: Marlborough Station, Hell’s Kitchen: Joey Tomatoes Barlow

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

Chris Hemsworth has strong head bartender at the Old Spaghetti Factory Banff location vibes

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@jeffdsilva

1 year

Calgary should become the first major city to eliminate racism by making people relinquish their ancestral ethnicity and pledge allegiance to whatever mall they are most affiliated with. I created this simple chart to help people navigate our new utopian society

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@jeffdsilva

7 years

I described the Traveling Wilbury’s to someone today as “the Wu Tang Clan of White people”

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2 years

Trying to win this contest at the grocery store

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3 years

Uhhhh this is just what Northland Village Mall looks like every single day

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

In Calgary there is a street called “Edmonton Trail” & in Edmonton they have a street called “Calgary Trail” tbh it’s confusing as hell. As your new Premier my first order of business will be to switch these up. #Jerf4Alberta

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@jeffdsilva

1 year

i know who i’m voting for

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

just responded to this facebook message from 14 years ago

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1 year

Listening to an old ep of the Danielle Smith radio show She just said “I’m a total foodie” then she said “there’s this great local spot called BPs that serves Authentic American cuisine” then she said “they have a fabulous Spicy Perogy pizza, that’s to die for”

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@jeffdsilva

7 months

People shouldn't have to buckle their McRib up to prevent it from falling on the floor & then get pulled over because they swerved and then the cop looks in the window & says “is that your wife?” all because they can’t afford a 15 cent bag without activating overdraft protection

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10 months

The other reason why I think PP faked the whole thing is real chads would hang their aviators from their shirt like a dude and not hold them in the hand they are trying to eat with e.g.

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2 years

In the war room with my team mapping out what the “Alberta Hyperloop” could look like. Can’t make any promises but leaking a pic so you know where we’re headed 🤞🏾 👀

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

Just set my out of office reply so I can properly observe the Queen’s moment of silence on Monday!

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

making juice from concentrate

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2 years

Technically Subway Sandwich Artists should be called “Sandwich Improvisers” because they just say “Yes and” to whatever you order 😁

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1 year

I went to the Danielle Smith rally today and I feel like she’s making promises she can’t keep

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@jeffdsilva

5 years

i showed my wife this moldy ass raspberry and she said it look like Larry David

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7 years

Omg my wife’s Xmas list sounds like the Ruff Ryder’s Anthem!!!!

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3 years

@DanielZBrito1 Had no idea the CAILLOU discourse was so deep

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5 years

first we lost Hannibal, then Jeff Goldblum, now this

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@jeffdsilva

3 years

when you see people literally hanging onto to airplanes to escape their home country, stop bitching about how your “freedoms are violated” because you can’t get the team pitcher at Boston Pizza without flashing a sticker in your wallet that confirms you passed 3rd grade science

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1 year

Here me out: I think it’s time we rebrand Calgary to focus on what we do best (this is just a rough)

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4 years

@AndrewYang Ignore all other replies and just focus on Andrew Yang wanting to buy a single banana, struggling to rip it off, paying for the whole bunch and then leaving with no bananas it is the funniest physical comedy bit i’ve seen in years, it’s perfect 10/10

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@jeffdsilva

2 years

The new twenty dollar bill just dropped

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4 months

Wow the eclipse looks Beautiful in Calgary!!!

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1 year

Wow early results rolling in and Alberta has made a clear choice

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3 years

could not pass up this deal

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1 year

The Super Mario movie kind of reminds me of Alberta because it’s about a group of white people that are dependent on a pipeline that moves through Indigenous lands and it ends with a bunch of turtles dying

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4 years

Jason Kenney is like if they made Trump but with a CBC budget

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2 years

Sick today and my wife is explaining to me all of the players in the Marilyn Denis Cinematic Universe

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3 years

I bet Brett’s shirt cost $2000 at Dan Flashes because the pattern is so complicated

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5 years

These are also all the reasons to start listening to Elliott Smith

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2 years

A lot of people defending ECM in the replies so I will say this: Eau Claire Market is like in Sims when you build a nice outside and then run out of money

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3 years

Trying out the new IKEA Assemble-At-Home Hot Dog

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2 years

Watching the Woodstock 99 documentary and can’t believe this is how Fred Durst started the riot!

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2 years

Unbelievable find at the Goodwill

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4 years

I set my oven to 170° F and cook my Pop Tart for 3-5 hours, low and slow just like they do it in Texas

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3 years

Lowkey this would make a sick Macklemore lyric

Bernie Sanders

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How is it that there is always money for war but never enough money for the children, the sick, the hungry, and the poor?

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2 years

HOLY CRAP the new Alberta ad narrated by Samuel L. Jackson just dropped

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4 years

@WhitmerThomas Jonathan, Taylor, & Thomas

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2 years

Meanwhile in Canada

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@jeffdsilva

4 years

i can’t stop thinking about how the entire bootleg board game writer’s room was just like “You know what, let’s just go with ‘Yacht’ “

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5 years

went all the way to the dinosaur museum to make this meme

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1 year

Walked into the sports bar at the resort in Cancun and saw this playing on the big screen. Asked my bartender “es que notley y smitty?” (Is that Notley and Smith?) He said “si señor el mundo esta mirando” (yes sir the world is watching)

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