Jeanna Kelley @jeannathomas Twitter profile

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

I cannot stop laughing at this

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

1 month

Y’all my bio says “columnist”

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1 month

@jeannathomas @TuckerBoo843 You’re a communist according to your bio. Bigotry is a practice for y’all.

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I would like to live in a country where there's not a good chance of an active shooter situation in literally every public setting and I frankly don't think that should be too much to ask

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Jeanna Kelley

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4 years

Everyone should report the president's tweet asking for poll watchers to join the "Army for Trump" to Twitter as an attempt to suppress the vote.

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6 months

Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark deserve a cover that doesn't look like it's a promo for a true crime documentary

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@sportingnews

6 months

Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark are the 2023 Sporting News Athletes of the Year. 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗:

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2 years

The part where Eminem kneeled anyway despite being told no by the NFL especially ruled

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Jeanna Kelley

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4 years

I really don't love Kelly Stafford complaining about Michigan being a dictatorship when Gretchen Whitmer was already the subject of a kidnapping and assassination plot simply for trying to flatten the curve and keep Michiganders safe.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

@pescami And US senators’ salaries are paid with taxpayers’ money. Why in the hell would they be paid like a fourth-year NBA player for public service?

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@EatDaWheaties Why would I lie in my bio

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Jeanna Kelley

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9 months

Personality changes, mood swings and erratic behavior are all possible symptoms with a concussion. Disciplining someone with a concussion for having concussion symptoms seems like a bad idea.

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@AdamSchefter

9 months

NFL is considering discipline against Seahawks’ Jamal Adams for his actions toward the independent concussion doctor appointed by the NFL and NFLPA following his concussion sideline evaluation in Monday night’s game.

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Jeanna Kelley

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2 years

I've covered this league long enough to not be surprised about the disparity between Calvin Ridley's suspension and Deshaun Watson's. But personally, I sure wish the NFL gave more of a shit about sexual violence against women than betting on a few games with no inside info.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

1 month

Breaking news: Harrison Butker can kiss my ass

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

Very in favor of this. Players can still choose to not get vaccinated, but imagine how mad you’d be as a teammate if you lost a game check because Cole Beasley gets his information about vaccines from Facebook and YouTube

Tom Pelissero

@TomPelissero

3 years

The NFL just informed clubs that if a game cannot be rescheduled during the 18-week season in 2021 due to a COVID outbreak among unvaccinated players, the team with the outbreak will FORFEIT and be credited with a loss for playoff seeding, per sources. Massive implications.

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Jeanna Kelley

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3 years

@onlyonejj22 🙃 Hustle harder? In this economy? People are shoplifting baby formula and diapers to survive. I wouldn’t be eligible for the $2000, but I absolutely want every single person who is to receive it. People are suffering. Maybe I’m just built different, but that’s my top concern.

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Jeanna Kelley

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2 years

If I’m Matt Ryan, I’m demanding a trade. The way this process was handled by the team was extremely disrespectful toward Ryan, who absolutely did not deserve any of this.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

The situation Rachel Nichols got herself into here is a good reminder: Being an ally only when it’s comfortable and convenient for you is absolutely not being an ally.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

Joe Biden watching TNF

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Saints fans have spent almost two solid years tweeting 28-3 at me (and also calling me fat and telling me to die on a nearly daily basis) so the pearl-clutching they're doing about being trolled now might be my favorite thing in human history

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

The Falcons are going to piss me off

SB Nation

@SBNation

4 years

what’s your bold prediction for Week 2 of the NFL season?

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

WE ARE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

The Falcons really scored a game-losing TD today lmfao

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

I like Dan Quinn a lot. He’s a good man and a genuinely nice person. But this team is in shambles, and a change is needed. I don’t like it, I don’t feel good about it, but look at this damn team. I don’t see another option.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

@CassyWearsHeels If Ashli Babbitt were a Black woman killed by a white cop, you’d be saying “Ashli Babbitt should have complied! Why was she rioting at the Capitol? That wasn’t a peaceful protest; it was an attempted coup. That cop was in fear for his life! He was just doing his job!”

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

@landryyy14 as an Ohio State fan it makes me very uncomfortable to like this LSU team so much

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

6 years

Never forget that Urban suspended Cardale Jones for one game for tweeting that he ain't come to play school

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

Our nation is so divided and wanting Dabo Swinney to be sad might be what finally brings us together

Bradley Smith

@bdubsmitty

3 years

@jeannathomas I’m totally enjoying the Dabo schadenfreude, lmao

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

The Saints blew a 13-0 lead

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Who’s the best peripheral sitcom character? It’s gotta be Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec, right?

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

1 month

It's a little harder for Harrison Butker to use his Catholic faith as a shield for bigotry when the Benedictine Sisters of Mt. St. Scholastica hated his commencement speech as much as I did

Even nuns think Harrison Butker’s commencement speech sucked

Butker’s commencement speech at Benedictine College was bigotry disguised as religion, and these nuns weren’t going to let that slide.

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Jeanna Kelley

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4 years

I like Dan Quinn a whole lot, and I wish him the absolute best going forward, but Arthur Blank is making the right choice.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

Calvin Ridley's mental health is still none of our business, but allegedly betting on NFL games while away from the team kinda is everyone's business.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

I am so tired of the Atlanta Falcons

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

As far as the Falcons: This whole entire thing has been a clown show from start to finish.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

@jakepaul If you don’t understand how literally anything works, just say that

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

7 years

A few things to keep in mind today: 1) nobody is protesting the national anthem. They’re protesting oppression/inequality during the anthem.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

Matt Walsh's fragile white male followers are gonna spend all day in my mentions while I'm still over here getting paid a decent salary to know more about the NFL than they do

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Counterpoint: Nathan Peterman has started four games in the NFL since Kaepernick last played so I’m calling bullshit.

The Hill

@thehill

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NFL commissioner: Teams would sign Kaepernick if they thought he'd help them win

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

I am just completely speechless lmfao

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

5 years

TRUMP: "They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look."

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

6 months

This is absolute clown behavior. It is not Dennis Allen's job to make Arthur Smith look less inept as a coach! It is his job to win football games! If you don't want the Saints to score a garbage time TD, IT IS YOUR JOB TO STOP IT FFS

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

6 months

Oh boy. #Falcons HC Arthur Smith just went OFF on #Saints HC Dennis Allen for scoring a late garbage-time touchdown. "That's f****** bulls***!"

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

It’s criminal for the Falcons to waste this caliber of talent on performances like this.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

@KingJames I don’t have pockets like yours, obviously, but I’d chip in whatever I can. The Dream deserves so much better than Kelly Loeffler.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Fire everyone. Today.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

@WeRuNYBhris_ I’m sorry, but also here are all the ways YOU hurt MY feelings (and then sulk for days) - Cancer/Leo cusp

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

6 years

Vikings fans have now given over $12k to @thomasmorstead ’s foundation, @wygwg6 because they respect the way he gutted out that game on Sunday. This whole thing is my new favorite NFL trend.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

6 years

@Joe21sig21 @CharlesRobinson So you’re saying he should keep doing exactly what he’s never stopped doing, got it

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

“When I say ‘get set,’ I mean GET F*^%ING SET”

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@DadTalks5

2 years

What do you think Matt Ryan is saying here…wrong answers only

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

6 months

Not having to watch this team again until next season is honestly the best outcome of the day

PFF

@PFF

6 months

With the Buccaneers’ win, the Falcons have been officially eliminated from playoff contention.

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Jeanna Kelley

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5 years

Well the Falcons won and Chris and I are getting married so pretty wondefful day imo

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

@ADC_PHL @DaShaunLH Seems like a good reason for the cops to stop depriving Black Americans of their due process rights by murdering them instead of taking them into custody like they’re supposed to, but that’s just me.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Y’all I can’t believe I’m on the right side of a blown lead in GA

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

The Falcons are just a truly terrible football team. I really don't know what else to say about it.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

What's your favorite Sean Payton moment with the Saints? Mine was when he made the choking sign at Devonta Freeman right before the Saints did, in fact, choke that game away

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

1 year

Maybe men should stop being shitbeasts and then we could stop holding them accountable for shitbeast behavior

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Jeanna Kelley

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3 years

Some dude demanded I name seven HOF running backs to prove I deserve my job and I was like bro can you even name five Falcons

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 months

Rep. Crockett put on a masterclass in not letting a man talk over you

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

3 months

@SnapStream Crockett introduces evidence showing that Bobulinski has gotten paid by Donald Trump's PAC. When he tries to interrupt her, she shuts him down by saying, "I'm talking."

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2 years

If this happens, I will be in the market for a new NFL team to support

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

2 years

The Falcons have emerged as a sleeper team to acquire Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, league sources tell @mortreport and me. The Falcons join the Panthers, Saints and Browns as teams that have met with, or are interested in, trading for Watson. More to come on ESPN.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

I am legitimately laughing out loud about how unnecessarily dramatic it is to set a Bucs vs. Pats commercial to Adele's Hello

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Fun fact: The Falcons were the last team to beat the 49ers

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

@JakeSullins @emesola I suspect Urban meant "these Black boys" if we're being honest

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Look, it would have been really easy for the 1-7 Falcons just to sleepwalk through a hostile environment road game against an objectively good Saints team today. I am proud as hell of the fight we saw from the Falcons.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

I am so tired of the Atlanta Falcons

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Why are Saints players acting like they get to jump back in the postseason since MIN lost 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

I like and respect Dan Quinn a whole hell of a lot and appreciate what he did in his first three seasons here, but this is just an abject disaster. I think he has potential to be a great coach, but it's pretty clear he's not getting through to these players.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Getting rid of fan favorites really does suck. Turnabout is fair play, George

Sports Illustrated

@SInow

5 years

'Game of Thrones' author George R.R. Martin is NOT happy with the Giants trading Odell Beckham Jr.

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5 years

Seriously I can’t handle another season ending Keanu Neal injury. He is such a delight of a person and incredibly talented and he was so so happy to be back. I’m heartbroken.

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1 year

For the 7,452,356th time: There’s nothing Christian about hating LGBTQ+ people and spreading lies about them. The Bible doesn’t say “love your neighbor as yourself unless they’re gay,” Tony Dungy.

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@TitansTantrums @TuckerBoo843 If the "different perspectives" are hating gay people and believing women should stay in the kitchen then yeah I'm blocking people who have different perspectives from me. I don't want bigots in my orbit

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

@BrodyAMiller They're really taking the Death Valley thing a little too literally

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

@I_am_Jay_Gatsby @minakimes

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@jeannathomas

3 years

It's OK Coach, we're used to it

Zach Klein

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3 years

Falcons HC Arthur Smith; “I did a real poor job getting us ready and feel awful for our fans.”

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@jeannathomas

4 years

@lisacc50 @ksorbs This might shock you, but people who don't live in your neighborhood also vote

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

The Falcons are a very bad football team

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

My husband said a few weeks ago that if a zombie bit Kevin McCarthy, the zombie would die because McCarthy is so toxic, and he's right. Pulling for you, Kim.

Kim Mangone

@KimMangone

4 years

We need 2000 retweets on this. I am the Democrat challenging Republican Kevin McCarthy. I am a U.S. Air Force Vet. I am answering the call for service. Please retweet this, follow this account & help me get to 175k followers. We are only 2k away. Together we can take back America

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

The Atlanta Falcons

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

9 months

The Falcons have way too much draft capital invested on offense to have three damn points right now

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Hey Siri how do I stop giving a shit about Atlanta sports

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

Sounds familiar lol

Quincy Barnhill

@BarnhillQuincy

3 years

New DC Dan Quinn has reportedly described this draft class as “fast and physical”.

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@jeannathomas

4 years

@JoshuaPotash @RochesterNYPD Narrator: It didn’t happen.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

If you wanna keep on believing Marcus Mariota can magically become a different player eight years into his NFL career, that's on you. The rest of us have critical thinking skills

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

Nah, I’m simply not going to engage with any content that has Matt Ryan ranked below Carson Wentz

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Yes. Without question. The fact that each "briefing" has morphed into a combination of a Trump rally and a hydroxychloroquine infomercial should be setting off alarm bells for everyone.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

7 years

I haven't been this happy since like the first 78% of the Super Bowl

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

I love the announcers going on about how Matt Ryan never gets mad out there. How soon we forget GET FUCKING SET

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

4 years

Matt Ryan is a very good QB and I'd rather have him than most other QBs in the league, idk how this became a controversial stance

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

@ABC Can’t y’all just be kind and decent when you tweet about someone who’s passed away? Maybe try it once, see how it goes.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Headline is misleading. Per the article, McKinley spoke to law enforcement after they were called by a friend of McKinley’s who was concerned about his mental health. McKinley, who did nothing wrong and was not charged with any crime, voluntarily agreed to undergo an evaluation.

TMZ

@TMZ

5 years

Atlanta Falcons DE Takkarist McKinley Detained By Police, Mental Evaluation

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Tired: The Falcons blew a 28-3 lead Wired: The Falcons didn’t blow a 29-3 lead

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

Falcons fans: I'm putting together a little farewell article for @TheFalcoholic honoring Matt Ryan. I'd love to include your thoughts. Tweet me your favorite Matt Ryan memories, your goodbye messages and best wishes -- whatever you'd like to say about our former QB1.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

3 years

I am sobbing and drinking champagne straight out of the bottle lmao I don’t know how to emotionally process this

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

5 years

Please Falcons just draft Chase Young

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@jeannathomas

4 years

Ok this is getting out of hand 😂

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

1 year

@CSexton25 You are subverting democracy. How dare you suggest your actions are trying to accomplish anything but that? You are useless, your entire party is useless, and if you had the intellectual capacity and good sense to experience shame you’d resign.

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Jeanna Kelley

@jeannathomas

2 years

Yeah it really stinks when that happens

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

2 years

hate it when my rights are fragrantly violated