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@jduzit_683

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🇳🇺 king/lord

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined January 2023
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@luvvvpradaa Ask what him what anime he is watching and if he gives you an answer then he's celibate
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
atleast she didnt mention us not having a rugby team
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
Does you Mrs know your following OF girls and porn accounts on here 🧐
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
🫡 these females must be mad as hell
@leatualoa
pah-tea
9 months
120kgs of Samoan Corned Beef 🇼🇸
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
Just made an impulsive decision to shave my beard and now I look like a lesbian 😭
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
I'll never understand guys that prioritise getting into a relationship but have no car 🥴 like do you plan on taking her for a romantic walk to the bus stop
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
If you don't have a Valentine today, I love you ! Except you Israeli supporters hope you remain alone forever
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@kaaitaae She's keeping him satisfied through the weekend
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
I did and now I'm on probation
@Babybonnieee
Bonnie ✮
8 months
If you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
She said she sleeps with the window open and sometimes mosquitoes get in, woke up with a shit ton of bites and seen a dog's bed on my way out 😭 bitch them mfkn fleas! so I hit her wit the 👻
@Wizarab10
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8 months
Men only! Why did you smash once and didn't want to see her again?
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Do you really want your headstone to say "pussy in bio"
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
Its other guys telling me how beautiful I am 🥴 thanks but like broo your not my target audience 🙃
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
I told her I travel overseas a lot for work *Drives from Northshore to Manukau
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
You ever put leftovers in the fridge and gone back to find someone has eaten it 😭
@em_Lazzy
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6 months
What’s worse than heartbreak ??
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
Dafug did I do 😭
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@FipsLA1377 @vhc9763 It doesn't look like your Samoan brother's and sisters agree with you , your just dragging the rest of your beautiful nation down because of your opinion of us Prove me wrong
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@urhoneys_ Aus life style , NZ people
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Shits so powerful might make your foreskin grow back 😂
@Nashty007
Nashty
8 months
Kawakawa is the best. That leaf can heal anything.
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
Dating apps are ass and if your on them I suspect your a different type of dweeb
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
💅
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@nigerianprynce
KC ♛
7 months
ight if you got a pretty face post it
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
The Face: The Flag:
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
My dating history: 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
@vhc9763
Kylie Aga
7 months
my dating history: 🇳🇺 🇳🇺 🇳🇺 🇳🇺😔 🇳🇺 🇳🇺 All my cousin's
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
When you can't afford tickets 😭
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Before there was OF there was late night C4
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Monopoly been destroying families since 1903
@geacenot4yo
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8 months
What's the most dangerous game to play?
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
Na but my GP, Counsellor and PO telling me I need to go back to smoking weed is wild 😭
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Friday nights are always lit 🥴
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
Not acknowledging your in a relationship posting your significant other or even mentioning them tells me you cheat
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Praying that your blessed today! Except Israel get fkd
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
I'm the king of talking shit and backing it up
@Babybonnieee
Bonnie ✮
8 months
Explain your username
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
A real friend wouldn't be supporting your hoe phase. The way, the truth , the light !
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
You as a youngin vs you right now
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Work wife/husband shit with a spouse at home is vile
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Explaining that lifting burns more calories than cardio will be the death of me
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
The people who won't eat pizza with pineapple on it but will eat ass is wild 🥴
@vhc9763
Kylie Aga
7 months
Does pineapple belong on pizza? 💚🩷
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Eww is this my whole personality 😭
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@r1medi
Rimedi
10 months
Ur IG explore page is a reflection of your mind
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
na i wasnt finished
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
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@kaaitaae
seenbysummerwalker
8 months
Quote this with a picture of you wearing glasses 😎🤓
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
If my homie cheats I will cut those ties immediately, how can I trust you if you're lying to the person you share a bed with.
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
Idk why female fitness influencers say "UPPER BODY DAAYY" and then proceed to point the camera so far up their arse you can see what they had for breakfast 🥴
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
The fact that some adults are willing put another person's genitals in their mouth but will pick out the tomatoes and pickles blows my mind
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Jiu jitsu to up my ground game ❌ Jiu jitsu just to be spooned ✅
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@jduzit_683
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5 months
Actively trying to avoid relationships and entanglements and still being talked about 😭😮‍💨
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Na these NZ "influencers" promoting gambling 💩
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
💯
@TheJoeySwoll
Joey Swoll
8 months
You can go to the gym, eat healthy, drink your water, and take your vitamins but if you don't deal with the bullshit going on in your heart and head, you're still going to be unhealthy.
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
"So you have overdue payments..." *phone disengaged 🥴
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@jduzit_683
Semi Circle
8 months
Grave of the fireflies😭 Dragon ball Hal's moving Castle Spirited away Princess Monokie Bleach Naruto Baki(the og one) Full metal alchemist Cardcaptor Sakura
@vhc9763
Kylie Aga
8 months
Drop your personal top 10 anime (in no particular order) Detroit Metal City Yuyu Hakusho Great Teacher Onizuka Hajime no Ippo Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood Hunter X Hunter Daily Lives of High School Boys Gintama DBZ Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
I feel like if you're a cyclist you should know how to fight
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Drop the addy !
@BrodyMK64
🍂🍁Brody🇵🇸🇰🇮🍁🍂
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@jduzit_683
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5 months
Being 22yo or above and still Crips it's just tells me your a useless cunt 🥴
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@FipsLA1377 @vhc9763 Just because the select few you've interacted with doesn't represent the majority of us and there are also 2 sides of every story if your in-laws had bad experiences with your family doesnt represent all samoans
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
Gets invited to a singles mixer *Goes gym instead
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Nothing like ending the week with smashing your mates face in 😊 bliss
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@vhc9763 😂 I usually give em a bark , but well give it a go
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@vhc9763 I worked for the company that made these and we would do taste tests and sample different recipes and it's like the ones that were ranked the lowest were the ones that we produced.. weird
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Nope but won't stop me from trying 😂
@Shane58637790
Nobody special
8 months
Do you think anything you put on Twitter will change someone's opinion , I don't expect anything I say too 🤷🤷🤷
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
When your popping manus and it comes off 😭
@vhc9763
Kylie Aga
9 months
Not the ankle monitor at the pools. Lol
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Like when "dad bods" were trending and as soon as shit hit the fan it was fat cunt 😂
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Kylie Aga
8 months
@yourmrs04 Ya then soon as you guys argue it gonna be all the dwarfism insults. 😂
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
The facials you make while working out is what I assume your fucking face looks like
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
Embracing my feminine energy cos the new barber wants to line my eyebrows up 💅🏼😭 ule
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
💀😂 the modern day tramp stamp
@31percenter
Wiremu Shakespeare
9 months
if she’s got a sternum tattoo just focus on your self my g
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@Hanamvschmidt Collecting crystals, it's a sign she's gonna blame her toxic behaviour on her star sign
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@jduzit_683
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7 months
Idk how to feel one of the clients was looking me dead in the eye and scratching his crotch mid convo 😖
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@leatualoa @_Thirty4B I never liked mushrooms until I tried them 😂
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
I will read the message from my notifications so it doesn't send read receipts
@heydia0
Dia
6 months
How antisocial are you???
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
Phee is actually a palagi man
@em_Lazzy
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A conspiracy theory that you believe in?
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
If their screensaver is a picture of themselves RUN
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
Why can't my eyes just bruise like a normal person instead of looking like a drag queen 😭 😮‍💨Ru Paul would be so proud of this cat eye tho 💅🏽
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@jduzit_683
Semi Circle
8 months
Na but the real question is how you not kinas but will eat out your cousin
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Kylie Aga
8 months
question, how y’all eat pineapple but can’t eat ass on pizza???
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@FipsLA1377 @vhc9763 The whole world watched Ronaiah catfish Manti Teo, Margret fake a baby don't even get me started on Aseuleu and I think it would be unfair we judged Samoa based on those handful of people
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@jduzit_683
Semi Circle
8 months
Purple fresh up 50/50 mix with L&P, thank me later
@_onyxbby
Chelly Koko📍
8 months
I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
The characters that come through for interviews 🥴 the applications for an assistant not rehab
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
My toxic trait is assuming guys that have their eyebrows done sit down when they piss
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@jduzit_683
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5 months
Getting a pet is more appealing than getting into a relationship ship for me
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9 months
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9 months
Waiting for 2 people to post the same significant other
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@vhc9763 Na the fact that hygiene isnt 100% is wild , and they say we'll fuck anything 😂
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
As soon as a client starts telling me he's liking the attention he's getting from women and finding his wife less attractive that's an instant termination before they get a shoryuken
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@vhc9763 Kiwi blue on top 😤
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Next person to step in my gym with pyjama pants on is getting their membership revoked
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
No money no honey 💅🏽
@heydia0
Dia
6 months
Why do men feel worthless without money?
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Must be bulking season 😂
@kaaitaae
seenbysummerwalker
8 months
Popeyes in nz???? 😍
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
5mins until sparring and I'm the only one here now the coach is putting on his gear and warming up 😭
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@jduzit_683
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6 months
If there's a pile of washing in your bedroom corner waiting to be folded please stop posting about Kendrick and Drake
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10 months
@yarita_mp4 emotional damage
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
Just so happens to be on sparring day
@444kaiyou
joii
9 months
if you like me lmk , for valentines day, im tryna feel something 🙂
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8 months
@vhc9763 I said what I said
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9 months
@HoodxP_A33 Seeing a praying mantis
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@_thatgorl *reads thread to see what it is 🤢🤮
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
We don't make the rules
Tbh I’ve never seen a ugly 🇳🇺 fine motherfkers
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@menagaff Thats the I don't trust my partner app
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
@urhoneys_ 🤫 they're not ready
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Trying to change weight classes cos I'm too short Uncle: you've really trimmed down Me: Really 😍 Uncle: Yeah, are you sick ? 💀😭
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
@vhc9763 Niues ambassador of poly twitter
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@jduzit_683
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9 months
Na cos we might be related
@baduso70
Eastside Bunn
9 months
Lots of Niue cock talk but let me tell you the mick is 🔥lol
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Like can I just hire someone to fire people for me🥴
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@jduzit_683
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8 months
Happy Sabbath! Hope you all made it into church cos most of you need it
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