TV Writeress. Scavengers Reign. The Resident. I Hear Fear. Fox Writers Lab. Grew up on the grounds of state psychiatric hospitals. Says “y’all. (she/her)
I met a new writer on the picket line today. I tried to talk him out of asking a famous showrunner who was picketing with us to read his script. When it was clear he was going to do it anyway, I had to walk in the opposite direction and leave him to his own fate. 😬
If you want to write for TV, and your personal flex is something along the lines of "I don't really watch a lot of TV," I for suresies do NOT want to read your script!
If you’re a new tv writer, don’t waste time writing an entire season of a show. Anyone in a position to hire you will only read a pilot. Seriously. Move on to your next sample(pilot.)
Clubhouse person: I want to write for TV. How do I pitch my show to Netflix?
Pro writer: Have you written a pilot script?
Clubhouse person: No, I just want to sell my idea and then showrun.
Pro writer: Have you written any scripts ever?
Clubhouse person: No.
Pro writer: Um.
It's really striking when you start looking at first-time showrunners. If it's a white man, it's like "Oh, you wrote a play? Here's a show to run." If it's a woman or BIPOC, they have to have Co-Ep'd like 10 shows first.
In such a cool writers' room right now. A reminder that all those toxic, weirdo rooms are only one half of the coin for TV writers. There can also be real collaboration and even fun.
Later, he caught up with me to say he gave famous showrunner his card, asked him to read his script and famous showrunner said “we’ll see.” He gave a few of us cards. Please don’t give us cards. Please.
I see a ton of screenwriting twitter making noise like "don't direct on the page," or, "leave that to the actors." Or, my least fave, "It's just a blueprint." Stoppit. A script has to sell all the action and emotion of the story withOUT the awesome work of cameras or actors.
There's a narrative going around that Guild members asking for minimum staffing requirements HATE single-writer creators. Nope. I love The Last of Us and White Lotus! We're fighting for the VAST MAJORITY of shows that need multiple writers to be on budget, on time, and great.
Most of us grew up in houses this size. It amazes me that young couples all feel they need a house ten times this size to start out in. No wonder there is a housing crisis in this country. Drive by any new developments and you never see economical houses this size being built.
“if Hollywood is to continue its international success, it is going to need lots of human workers for the foreseeable future—and to get those workers, it is going to have to pay them. Executives will have to be dragged to this success kicking and screaming.
Hey aspiring tv writers,
#PreWGA
, etc. Lemme save you some time and money! If you are not already repped and not having anything besides general meetings, you do NOT need formal pitches or bibles for your pilots. Save those headaches for later!
Seeing some "why-should-I-have-to-be-in-LA-to-be-a-TV-writer" discourse and I think this is part of what we're striking about. It's not about "living in LA," it's about EXPERIENCE in entertainment. Writing for TV involves knowing about set, post, etc. And how TV gets made.
Am now convinced that what remains of Screenwriting Twitter is approximately 5 working professionals and 5,846 people with zero experience trying to sell each other consulting services.
Every time someone defends the work of some monster in entertainment because his work is “genius,” I can’t help think - how many soft-spoken, kind artists were passed over for him? What delicious depths of creative genius did we miss out on?
So far everyone has been sooo wonderful walking the lines. But, please, everyone stay cool. Picketing is not the time to ask someone to read your script! No but for real. 🤓
A thing I see quite often missing from up-and-coming TV-writers is ending scenes on the reactions of their star/main characters. It's fine to end on dialogue sometimes, but in key scenes - how does this scene affect them? Don't leave us guessing. IE: OFF Dana, scared.
I think part of the reason new writers come to Hollywood with unrealistic expectations is that successful writers often tell their own origin story like they woke up one day and sold a show. The vast vast majority of working writers in Hollywood were assistants, etc. for years.
If you aren't actually pitching to studios and networks, you do NOT need a pitch deck. If you have never staffed, and are looking to staff, folks will be reading a sample script (usually a pilot), NOT looking at a pitch deck.
Unsolicited TV writing advice - get used to being flexible with format and script conventions. Every show does stuff differently and you’ll need to adapt to whatever preferences your Showrunner has.
I find Writer Twitter's argument du jour funny because, the thing is, if you want to work as a professional TV or feature writer, you must outline. It's part of the gig.
OMG how do you people write FEATURE FILMS. This script is killing me. I am a born TV writer, so this is like trying to use my left hand to brush my teeth!
Showrunners and TV Writers DON'T TAKE PITCHES for new shows, y'all. They are creating their own pitches. Stop, really. Think about what you're saying: "I know you, super-experienced showrunner, have lots of your own ideas for shows, but, wait! You should do MINE INSTEAD."
The amount of new writers who state their goal to become a showrunner, but who have no desire to actual staff on shows and put in the work is bizarre. Like, why would any of us who are working want to read you/boost you?
First, a pandemic. Then jobs dried up. Now a strike. The climax where we think all is lost but it’s actually the turning point to redemption is just around the corner. I can see it… it’s on the other side of getting everything we need out of this strike.
#WGAStrong
I see all these responses to some writer selling a script, getting repped, or getting staffed for the first time that sound like "But s/he/they probably KNEW someone... (implied eyeroll.)" So here's a brief thread on what that really means in Hollywood...
If the secret to TV writing is resilience... Y'all... nobody fails like I do. I am the friggin Beyonce of failure. And I'm still here doing the thing. So props to me and whatnot.
There's this discussion going on here about writers being "elitist" on the strike line. I haven't seen any of this, but EVERYONE is welcome. If a writer's not going out of their way to socialize, maybe we're just talking to a friend. Maybe we're introverts. Maybe our feet hurt!
WOO HOO! I can finally announce - this is what I spent this past year doing. Writing for this incredible show. I think y'all will love it. Created by
@josephbennett00
and
@charleshuettner
. An amazing writers room.
Most of the pushback on staffing minimums are from folks that have never worked on a tv show and fantasize that they could churn out 13 scripts with zero studio/network notes process and zero production rewrites.
Having worked in reality tv, I find it hilarious that film twitter hotly debates the ins and outs of Project Greenlight without realizing they're being manipulated. "Why did they pick an underdeveloped script?" For DRAMA, guys. "Why did they do that to the director?" For DRAMA.
I dunno much, but if you're trying to break into writing TV, and your response to legit agents/managers/execs/showrunners/working writers giving you FREE tips and advice is something like "F*ck you/You're wrong/you're a gatekeeper/how dare you..." ur doing it wrong.
Just to clarify this whole "don't send pitches to our DMs thing for
#PreWga
and emerging writers: Writers do not "take pitches." We ARE the pitch-ers. Production companies, studios, networks "take pitches."
One of my fervent wishes for after the strike is that, regardless of where we land with staffing minimums, shows recognize what’s been happening to lower and mid level writers and consider reading us for your rooms.
Morning
#preWGA
. When super experienced TV writers (far more experienced than I) give you advice, please don't make the mistake of "well ACTSHULLY"-ing them. There is an exception to every rule, but don't discount the hundreds of scripts they've written and converted to real TV.
Oh my God. If I was ever tempted to offer tips to aspiring screen/tv writers on here ever again, yesterday's unhinged attacks on a writer quashed the sh*t outta that.
Guys.
#preWGA
guys. It's come to my attention that some writers are sending NDAs or watermarking their scripts when submitting to reps. Please don't do that. Your script will almost definitely not be read!
Didn’t everybody learn their lesson from the fake-Army-Captain TV writer or the fake cancer-survivor TV Writer?! They WILL find out. Don’t lie about your experience! SMH 🤯
Hey I’m seeing some new writers actually celebrating the possibility of a strike so that “more people can break in.” AKA crossing a picket line. That’s called scabbing and it’s certifiably *not cool.*
The worst and most repeated dictate on screenwriting Twitter is “don’t do X because that’s the director/cinematographer/editor/actor’s job.” Gonna let everyone in on a secret:NONE of those people exist when someone first reads your script. So you better make them see/feel it ALL.
Of all the valid Guild concerns, this is the one that affects me the most. Other than a small handful of network shows, most rooms now want only UL writers and maybe a single first-time staff writer. Increasingly difficult for low to mid-level TV writers to staff.
Minimum staff size. I keep getting asked about it. I myself didn’t entirely understand until the Showrunner Meeting. Even then, it took three people asking the same question until the pieces locked together for many of us.
It is literally for the survival of our union. Why?
Yeah… blocking anyone who complains about writers being “gatekeepers” or “cliquey” or frankly any other complaints about how Guild writers do or do not engage with them on picket lines while we’re fighting for our careers.
Hey
#PreWGA
, a couple things I've noticed after getting umpteen pitches/scripts yesterday: Somewhere in your pitch, no matter who you're sending it to, you should definitely tell us if it's 1. TV or Feature 2. Comedy or Drama or Dramedy.
A.I. is the siren song of Silicon Valley to Hollywood. In the end, it will fail like crypto and Theranos. Because extreme shortcuts to complicated human pursuits never work long term.
Knowing someone means 1.) often YEARS of working as an assistant at an agency, on shows, on sets, PA'ing in Post or the Production office. Going on food and coffee runs for executives or managers, etc. Basically doing really hard work in the trenches. Again, for YEARS.
8. Long story short, unless you've been working in Hollywood as an assistant for literally years and have written many many things, you haven't earned the fracking eyeroll when someone "knows someone."
If you’ve only written one or two pilots, don’t come at me whining that you’re not staffed, not repped, etc. Take a class, write some more. And if you’re a white dude, don’t say the minority writers have an advantage. Nope. You’re not getting that job because you’re not ready.
The reason you don’t scab if you’re not in the union? Because if you’d like to benefit someday from the protections the union gives its members, you don’t undercut the pressure put on corporations by the union to secure those rights.
I stopped engaging with screenwriting twitter when I realized that there's a cohort of aspiring writers who think pro writers "giving advice" is bad, instead, of, you know, trying to help. The attitude:"How dare YOU assume you could teach ME anything." Anyway, I'm over on Hive.
Hi,
#PWGA
, I've seen this a couple times now and just a word to the wise - whether you're writing features or TV, scene numbers are only for when something goes into production. If you're submitting your work as a sample, no scene numbers! My annoying tip for the day!
Yes, it is a blueprint for an actual production that will need crew to know where to set things, where to put the lights, etc. But for you, the writer, you are trying to sell this idea, this story, and these emotions to a reader from a cold, white computer screen. Make it sing.
Hello anyone staffing up a writers room soon. I just won a big ol’ statue for writing a horror podcast starring Carey Mulligan. I have room and set experience. Wanna read a horror sample? Prestige-y sci-fi? Broody post-apocalyptic fare? Vampires? Check check and check. Hit me up!
@stevendeknight
@Dualityman81
This makes all the sense in the world. They’re not holding data secret because of our measly residuals, they’re terrified of a fat huger loss - share holders pulling out.
3.) Knowing someone means writing many many many scripts until they get good enough so that when someone in your writers group or someone that you became friends with on set rises to a hiring position, that shit is WORTHY of their recommendation.
problems arise because they don't have a context of production to write in. A script is hugely important, but it only works if it's produceable. Also, most of us really care about the business, about it being a lifelong career, not a side hustle. That's a HUGE part of the strike.
Thing is, the reason we don't publicly bash peers' work is not just because "they might hire us someday." It's because we know how hard it is to get anything made in this town. And that the end result has been touched by a thousand different hands. And that we're a community. 😘
Another reason
#ImVotingYes
on the SAV - when I was working on my first show, I assumed that my career path would be staffing on various shows, climbing the promotion ladder, etc., before even thinking about pitching my own shows. And I was happy with that. But that went away...
Hey let's start a
#Screenwriting
twitter feud. How do y'all feel about shortening phrases to colloquial speech in scripts? IE "gonna" "shoulda" "coulda" etc.? Also, someone smarter than me tell me what this phenomenon is called.
Even most first-time staff writers have spent years learning the business in assistant roles, on-set work, production office or post experience. And when writers are hired who don't have any of this experience,
I keep seeing folks re-post this article about how HBOMax is gutting shows to avoid paying residuals. People know animation writers on IATSE shows aren't paid residuals, right?
But also know, it's not anyone's job to go out of their way to meet everybody. That's not why we're there. Some writers just want to listen to their podcast in peace, some want to party. All types are welcome.
4. Knowing someone means having "grown up" (again, for years) in a business with a group of people - friends, not "connections" who know you, know your writing, and know the time you've put in.
Hey
#preWGA
, I'm a lowly Story Editor, but if anyone has questions about fellowships, first time staffing, why you don't need a "pitch deck(?!)," AMA!
And most of us want to be part of a community of craftspeople. And, yes, that involves at least some actual, in person contact. It's possible to have an entire season of a writers room on zoom, but that's a stop-gap at best, not a best-practice.
Deadline just posted the Oppenheimer script. I wonder how many film students are going to try to write scripts in the 1st person now. And 195 pages long. 🫣
6. ... maybe tell them thank you, but you'd love to take them up on the offer after you've written a couple more. Because (hard truth coming up) if it's the first completed thing you've written, it will 99.9% not be good enough.
We are not at war with our fellow writers. I think Craig Mazin and Mike White are hugely talented and I'd be thrilled to work with either some day. We are at war with multi-national corporations that continue trying to pay less money to fewer people for more work.
Most working writers aren't Spielberg's nephew. But --and here's the hared part for some new writers to swallow -- when most people get a script to someone who can actually hire them, it IS because they "knew someone." But that is not what you think it means.