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Jim Dalrymple

@jdalrymple

3 years

Some personal news.

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3 years

Jim Dalrymple: I am retiring

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

I have good news. I asked my girlfriend to marry me on our Mexico trip. She said yes!

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4 years

I have a lot of love for dogs that need help. Meet Gibson, we rescued him yesterday.

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2 years

So, I’m getting married today.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 months

Siri has done what no person could for 30 years: Make me stop using an Apple product. I am giving up on my 8 HomePods/minis out of the sheer frustration of trying to use Siri. I’ve been in tech for 30 years and this is one of the worst technologies ever and only getting worse

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4 years

My dog died resting on my lap last night. She was a senior rescue that had kidney disease. Despite our best efforts, it took her. I am just heartbroken.

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

I really wish Apple would just cancel Siri and stop pretending that it works.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

What a gorgeous watch face!

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Jim Dalrymple

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2 years

Apple says @AppleMusic is ad free, yet I’m hearing 40 second ads for some shitty radio shows when I listen to Classic Rock. I’m paying for the service, you can’t have my money and put in ads too. Anything that interrupts my music is ad! You are better than this Apple! I hope!

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

I think the iPad mini is the killer product of the day.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

The Space Gray iPhone 11 Pro Max is spectacular

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 months

It is staggering how badly the DOJ doesn’t understand tech.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

I’ve been to a lot of #WWDC in my time. This is one of the best in years. Atmosphere is incredible.

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Jim Dalrymple

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10 years

I've been frantically learning Chinese so I can watch and understand Apple's live feed tomorrow.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

My dog died today. I’m just crushed

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Just got my second COVID vaccine shot! 👍

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

So, a Samsung exec says the Note 7 will be available across Europe soon. I assume that’s a warning.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Face ID can recognize me drunk.

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Jim Dalrymple

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13 years

Apple fanboy: Some one who likes Apple products. Microsoft fanboy: Guy carrying the fan that keeps the Windows 8 tablet from over heating.

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

Apple should have released the Mac Pro news on April 1, just to fuck with everyone.

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Jim Dalrymple

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1 year

Years ago Apple stopped major development of Mac OS so it could go back and fix things. I think that’s where we are again. Fire the Siri team and start over. Fix the broken OSes, fix HomePods. Fix it all.

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Jim Dalrymple

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10 years

Holy shit people, hang on to your hats, this is going to be a wild ride.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

Seemed weird to me that Apple said so much yesterday that they were all about creatives, but yet the musician they choose couldn’t even say they name of her album on stage.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

If there’s ever a reason to miss an Apple event, like I did last week, this is it. Happy 90th Birthday Grammy!

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Yeah, I’m having some fun today.

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

Always great to chat with Jony http://t.co/1j2Y6fwEOj

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

Here's the new me 47 pounds lighter http://t.co/rsbEROem5X

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Inside Steve Jobs Theater

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Jim Dalrymple

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10 years

When I go to someone’s house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don’t like visitors.

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Jim Dalrymple

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2 years

I only want to see one thing from WWDC. Fix Siri. Take a “Snow Leopard” break from everything else and please fix Siri.

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

Apple Music is down. iTunes in the cloud is down. I have no goddamn music to listen to. I'm going to rethink this. This is bullshit.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

Dear Apple, this is what a Memoji beard should look like. Please fix ASAP. your friend, Beard. Thanks to @reneritchie for doing it.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

Just finished doing a podcast with @drance and @gruber

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

I hope Apple surprises us tomorrow and releases a long beard for my Memoji 🤞

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Dear idiots: nobody, NOBODY, gives a shit about the gender of your kid. Thousands do care when you burn their fucking houses down.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

I’m getting excited for WWDC

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

An hour until doors open for The Loop Bash. I’m ready

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

Americans illegally entering Canada in droves lately seeking asylum. We are going to build a wall and make America pay for it. 🤣

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Anything going on today?

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Listening to AC/DC and having a Heineken in the backyard. When COVID is over I’ll have y’all over.

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Apple is clearly doomed.

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

Lots of rumors about the Apple event. Here goes: Yep Yep Nope Yep Nope Yep Hope that clears it up.

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

People, you are going to love the AirPods.

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

I would like to congratulate Google for almost perfectly duplicating Apple's 2012, 2013, and 2014 WWDCs at today's Google I/O.

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Jim Dalrymple

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10 years

At age 65, my mother is graduating college today with her Fine Arts Degree. So proud of you Mom! http://t.co/FTOrK5p491

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Thanks for all the birthday wishes people. Cheers!

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

Relaxing after WWDC

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

People, please put your phone down when you’re driving. I honestly don’t give a shit if you die, but I don’t want to die because you’re an asshole. Thanks, Jim

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

So proud of my daughter!

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Just a couple more bitcoin transfers and I’m off to supper

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

Spending a couple of days in desert springs with my girlfriend.

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

Apple earnings spoiler: They made a metric shit ton of money.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

All three iPhone 11s

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

I spotted a grey hair in my beard

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

I love my iPhone and iPad, but my MacBook and iMac are still my main machines. Love my Macs.

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Just ordered an M1 MacBook Air 8GB, 512GB.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

Dear Californians: Just got back from a week in Texas. They hate you! If you’re moving there, you might want to take the holier than thou attitude down about 60% and respect the state you’re moving to.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Face ID on the iPad Pro is amaz... I’ve said to much

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

My HomePod mini and Siri pissed me off so bad I unplugged it and threw it outside. The last time I saw it was when it bounced off the grill. FUCK YOU!

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Jim Dalrymple

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10 years

Dr. Dre is smiling now, but wait until he starts trying to fix Mavericks Mail.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

Fuck, I miss Steve.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

GODDAMNIT, I hate when Apple Music changes my songs to live versions. STOP IT!

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

I’m going to open a restaurant. No matter what you order, I decide what you get “Can I get a porterhouse and glass of wine?” MAC & CHEESE WITH A HEINEKEN! If you complain, you pay double and are banned for life. And I keep you credit card on file for future expenses I may have

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

I would like to see the tech CEOs interrogate congress on mistakes they’ve made over the past 20 years.

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

If anyone finds 4700 songs in a box somewhere on iCloud, they're mine.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

Three weeks ago I had beer with a friend at our local pub. He died that night in his sleep from a brain aneurysm. Tonight, I’m going to his memorial. Not quite sure how to feel about it.

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

My emails have changed from companies telling me about their caronavirus strategy to those who promise to help me work from home. I’ve worked from home for 26 years, I could own your fucking company.

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

The moderator of the VP debate is absolutely useless.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

I miss Tom Petty.

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

GODDAMNIT, whoever just visited The Loop on a BlackBerry, get the fuck out of here!

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

After a month in an Airbnb I finally moved into the Texas compound over the weekend. Last night there were 15 deer in my backyard. Here are a few

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

I’m a bit disappointed that Apple Music didn’t do more of a tribute for Eddie Van Halen.

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

The movers are here today loading all of stuff into the moving truck. Big day for us. Big week for us.

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Spent the day playing with the Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro. Wow! Wow! Wow!

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Cheers people!

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Jim Dalrymple

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5 years

All I want today is a long beard memoji

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Jim Dalrymple

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9 years

My first drawing with Apple Pencil and iPad Pro. Goddamn brilliant.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Backstage at the Metallica show walking around. Fucking awesome

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

The best way to troubleshoot Apple’s developer betas is not to install them unless you’re a developer testing software.

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Jim Dalrymple

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3 years

Merry Christmas folks

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

I got stuck in the middle crossing the road, but it looks like I’m begging for money.

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

HomePod: “Hey Sir, play Hot for Teacher… volume at 100%” Siri: That’s really loud, are you sure? “Yes!”

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Jim Dalrymple

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7 years

Sunset from our balcony in Puerto Vallarta.

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Jim Dalrymple

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2 years

Retirement: 4044 unread emails. Select All/Mark As Read. Good day!

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Jim Dalrymple

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12 years

If your argument is that innovation will be curtailed because Samsung can’t copy anymore, maybe tech writing isn’t for you.

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

I comb my beard once a year. Today was that day. It’s what keeps me sexy all year.

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

There is so much stupid shit written whenever Apple releases new products.

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Jim Dalrymple

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10 years

I hope Dr Dre can fix Mavericks Mail.

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Jim Dalrymple

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6 years

A few beer and a friend braided my beard. Cheers people

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Jim Dalrymple

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4 years

Sorry folks but the AirPods Max are not that expensive. I’ve got two headphones that are the same price or more and love them. I’ll wait to hear them for final judgement.

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Jim Dalrymple

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8 years

If you’re still alive in 2017, you weren’t important enough for 2016 to kill you.

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