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here for jokes, reality tv, sports, and Taylor Swift. | no thoughts/epithets/feelings are represented by my employer | #HTownMade #Relentless #MFFL

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jaywin πŸŽ€
10 months
Save this tweet: I will be a CHRO one day. And I will have a Ted Talk.
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4 years
The Ashley O episode of Black Mirror was literally based of Britney Spears and y’all still have the audacity to continue to ridicule that woman.
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4 years
This has a typo but we’re in too deep boys but whatever #FreeBritney
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4 years
@codyspearz THANK. YOU. πŸ—£ That first sentence speaks volumes.
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9 months
@abbietayo That sentence made me nauseous and ready to fight ngl
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4 years
@SchwiftyEm I expected more from the episode tbh but the concept itself is super fucked. But it’s super real.
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4 years
@aaliyahmaree76 Did Larissa switch shifts with you
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@degrassichats when she replied with "until you mean it" wheewwwww ASHLEY WAS EATING HIM UP
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6 years
@dmiramontes_ This is better than watching the bachelor
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2 years
@precogdissonant @MILFWEEED Ageism happens when someone is discriminatory because of the other persons age. It hinders their ability to go their job effectively or be comfortable in the workplace. This is just implying he’s a weirdo because of the age gap.
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4 years
@ChallengeMTV @MTV Dee has been the biggest fall from grace there is. I used to cheer her on, now I can’t wait for her to fail. Disgusting.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
I want the very good mom hat
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SheRatesDogs
5 years
Hi everybody!! Mother’s Day is in less than a month!! This week only use code β€œturtle” for 11% off on (my mom likes turtles) We have some mom-centered easy/giftable things to get it out of the way :) πŸ’œ
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4 years
@deenguyenMTV We finally get some viet representation on the challenge and it’s you. πŸ₯΄ disgusting, disappointing Dee. I truly hope you don’t come back. You’re definitely not meant for TV. barely meant for society.
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2 years
@notsurrah @blahaj_blast_ The way this read to me was like β€œI think it’s their coochie πŸ₯Ίβ€ and I haven’t stopped laughing
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jaywin πŸŽ€
1 year
@BB_Updates I’m once again begging for Jared to talk about something else than the women in the house.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
11 months
@ryansreputation I’m sorry y’all but Josh has REALLY turned my opinion on him. dare I say… I may be a Stan 😭
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1 year
@khloekardashian Why would y’all schedule this the same time as VPR lmao be fr
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 months
I’m in charge of the icebreaker for my departments all hands call next week so naturally… #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT
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4 months
@DoctorPissPants THEY ARE SO SWEEEEEET
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
Welcome Thomas Kingsley Bergeron into the world. Easy delivery, easy baby (so far). 6 lbs 11 oz. 21 inches. We love you SO MUCH. πŸ’™
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4 months
Quinn is like @turnur but showers and is more charming. #BB26
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
@CumionRings Miley confirmed on her IG live that it has a lot to do with Britney. But okay
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7 years
God's plan πŸ™
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2 years
@queensofbravo This should be in museums. Right next to the Mona Lisa.
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8 months
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6 years
YOU GUYS ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I DRANK TOO MUCH AT VOODOO AND CAME HOME AND DEMANDED SCOTT MAKE ME PIZZA ROLLS BUT HE MADE ME SALMON AND I WAS SO AMAZED AND IN LOVE THAT WE MADE THOMAS. WOW TIME FLIES
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
Scott was on the phone with T-Mobile for an hour fighting with them about the fact that we haven’t been able to text, FaceTime, none of that to each other for a week now. Three yelling matches with T-Mobile later, turns out I had him blocked.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
@codyspearz All I came here to do was spit facts about our good sis
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
The Clear Lake service industry drama is top tier. Every restaurant knows every other restaurants business and there is so much sex drugs and rock and roll happening it needs it’s own TV Series fr
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
@ChallengeMTV Really sad! Kyle has become one of my favorites. Too bad Cara doesn’t realize her hate and behavior made people more #TeamKyle
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8 months
@IllicitAirFares Why do I feel like every week it’s a chore to watch it my god
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
Y’all... talk of league city strikes AGAIN This story needs no explanation. Lord
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6 years
@holy_schnitt Ellie I love you but there will be NO NOAH CENTINEO SLANDER ON MY TL. He can tweet β€œlive, laugh, love” twenty times a day and I’d still eat that shit up
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jaywin πŸŽ€
2 years
@aguja_magnetica @SimneySpears No one asked for this!!!!!
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jaywin πŸŽ€
9 months
@ucancallmesis There will be nothing else like it I’m afraid
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
@Lyndarjan1 @OxygenPernell @Paynereos @PoLitaKaLLisa @jarbasfaria I hope y’all feel dumb for harassing a girl who 1. Has been through a tragedy 2. Who obviously is loved 3. To pretend that y’all are woke.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
My kid is testing out his new helmet and he’s taking to it better than we thought πŸ˜…βœ¨
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jaywin πŸŽ€
10 months
@AndyHerren Julie on this lovely Sunday:
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jaywin πŸŽ€
2 years
Y’all want to ban abortions so our kids can die by a shooter at school. Did that sentence make you uncomfortable? Good. Because that’s the reality we’re living every day.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
I am no longer pregnant.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
One month seizure free for this lil dude I am so lucky to be your mom
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
So after seizures Tommy is normally just wiped. It takes a lot out of him. Scott started doing this little I love you thing in the hospital to calm him down during all the tests, IVs, etc. Even post seizure, when he’s all wiped out, he loves it. πŸ₯Ί My little Epilepsy warrior.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
Our Tommy has been diagnosed with Generalized Epilepsy with Anatomic Drop Down Seizures. He’s been placed on medication is doing very well on it! Daddy and I are ready to do whatever it takes to make life the best for this kid. Thank you for the continued support for our boy! πŸ₯°
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
Signed, sealed, delivered, Legend’s ours! 100% custodial parents of OUR SON! 😍
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
If we are going to talk about my first marriage we are all going to laugh at the message i got today thx
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
This is the prom shit I wanna see
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
There are white people. And then there’s people who happen to be white. If you are offended by this, you are a white person. If you understood immediately, you just happen to be white.
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3 months
@Wallace58465550 I have a valid question. What’s the point of letting everyone know your political opinion right now? You’re already a pretty discreet person as is, what’s the point of talking about something so personal now knowing how polarizing it is? It doesn’t make sense to me.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
@thedominationey SPREAD THIS VIDEO. it needs to go viral
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
Proud to be part of the peaceful 60K. Proud to be a Houstonian. Now let’s get some change for our future gen. #BlackLivesMatter Β  #HoustonProtests
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
How it started ➑️ How it’s going Six months seizure free!
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
I’m losing followers left and right lmao good FUCK y’all βœ¨πŸ–€ #BlackLivesMatter
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jaywin πŸŽ€
8 years
It was a perfect day. I love you so much Scott.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
My tweet is on the backs of nugget boxes and I
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 months
@maddieyodaddyy Just say it quietly because
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
@holy_schnitt Yes absolutely. Probably in his kitchen near his β€œwine a little, love a lot” sign and his decorative dish towels but you know what we love him anyways
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
ONE WEEK SEIZURE FREE FOR MY TOMMY. βœ¨πŸ’•
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jaywin πŸŽ€
2 years
Comparing Hailey Bieber to Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears is a very wild statement to read in the morning. Please twitter be serious πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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we love pretending that we learned from the way we treated Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears only to turn around and do it to a new woman every few years
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9 years
She's here. And she's perfect. Emma Exzola Bergeron. 6 lb 15 oz. 20 and a half in. Green eyes. Brown hair. Fair. 😍
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
Scott went to Whataburger to get our dinner tonight and I got an INTENSE craving for a vanilla milkshake maybe about 15 minutes after he left and I was sure he already ordered. This fool came home with a VANILLA MILKSHAKE and he said he "just knew". GET. YOU. A. SCOTT.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
2 years
@Whataburger Guess what I’m having for dinner now
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5 years
A lot of y’all are friends with him but πŸ₯΄
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jaywin πŸŽ€
3 years
I watched a @redjumpsuit show today and two things: 1. Don’t You Fake It is an AMAZING album. 2. It was NEVER a phase, MOM.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
1 year
@queensofbravo Yes bitch needs to be a bit higher but no notes
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
Today is the anniversary of my brothers death and visited me last night in my dream. He didn’t say anything, but he cleaned my house. Legend came in and said he couldn’t sleep because of a ghost. I don’t know what he’s trying to tell me but love you Brandon.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
10 months
@dorindadeadly Is the incredible season in the room with us?
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
Do you think my four year old knows how pretty she is? She sure does pose like she do!
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
Bruno Mars is the American music hero this country needs. Do not at me
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
MGK made a (good) response to Em. But y’all for real don’t think Eminem can ruin him? Eminem made a diss track against his own mother. I promise you he doesn’t give a fuck about MGK.
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
Can we just 😭😭
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
Okay FOR REAL Legend invited me to Muffins for Mom and introduced me to everyone as his mom and was so proud I was there and I’m home now CRYING ALL THE TEARS BECAUSE WHAT MAGIC LIFE IS THIS
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jaywin πŸŽ€
2 years
@PopBase It’s the uncertainty for me
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
Run me my CHECK @Wendys or at least some free nuggs
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6 months
She 8
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4 years
Took some pages out of Emma’s book. #pose
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
Morning cuddles on this rainy day πŸ’™
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
My parents got me this bracelet after learning that I was having a hard time. My dad, who’s first language is not English, did the engraving. My parents (who are not very affectionate) rocked my world tonight. I came from two extraordinary human beings.
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6 years
Home sweet home with my boy 😍
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jaywin πŸŽ€
2 years
I’m rewatching The Real World: Portland and while I know Jordan and Nia have grown as people, the micro aggressions and blatant racism makes me not want to finish this rewatch. Getting too rough to see.
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5 years
Look how this booger looks post seizure πŸ₯Ί those take so much out of you and he still smiles and is happy I just-
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2 years
The winners of Love is Blind is the producers and editors. Including the cuties scene to expose Zanab’s gaslighting and Andrew’s fake tears? Gold. The fact that this bought me for another season makes me hate it even more
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5 years
A kid asked Legend why his mom is Black. β€œShe just is. She’s also Japanese or something too.” I... πŸ˜‚
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jaywin πŸŽ€
3 years
This marks ONE YEAR Seizure Free for this little one. Tommy, you did it! This year has been crazy. This year has been insane. YOU are crazy + insane! But what a blessing it has been to navigate this journey together. It’s emotional and wonderful and frightening and amazing. πŸ’œ
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5 years
We made a perfect little girl.
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3 months
@Wallace58465550 statement. But I hate more than you would actively, even proudly, support someone who slowly and surely is stripping away my rights as a woman, mother, POC, worker.. and I’m your friend, remember? One of the folks to personally text you to see if you’re okay?
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4 years
How it started vs how it’s going Happy birthday, Emma B 5οΈβƒ£βœ¨
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2 years
@TheAshleysRR Everyone tried to warn her πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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6 years
@codyspearz β€œWell they’re speechless!” Is going to be my response for every time my kids ignore me now
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
*invisible ink* if Thomas gets through tonight without a seizure that marks one week seizure free plz send good vibes ty ty ty
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
@thathoneydrip @bryantfaith_ My dads viet and my moms black πŸ˜‚ they been happily married for 35 years too!
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
Y’all I tried to be β€œcute” and let Emma pick my nail powder and this girl picked the most Libby Lou Lisa Frank ass nails. I look like Hello Kitty’s main bitch. Now I’m stuck with this look for at least three weeks. Bruh
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5 years
Legend rode his motorized scooter to school but he can’t keep it there so I had to take it home so of course I was zooming on it all the way home. Another mom saw me in the car rider line. She gave me a thumbs up. That’s the energy I need.
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5 years
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jaywin πŸŽ€
4 years
I just bought a car. With my own name. With my own money. πŸ₯²
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jaywin πŸŽ€
5 years
@udreytaylorward @Notarealguy1 @amycxiang @theb0tfather I get not agreeing with the caption or the action but returning that with a cheap shot at her hair? That’s pretty tone deaf in itself lol
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jaywin πŸŽ€
7 years
If I was 20lbs skinner and 20K richer I’d be unstoppable and I think God knows that so he keeps me humble by keeping me fat and broke smh
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6 months
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5 years
Heart of a LION 🦁 new helmet swag
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jaywin πŸŽ€
6 years
@MTV_AMANDAG I feel like you have absolutely nothing positive to say ever?
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