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2 months
Better remember this in 2027!!!
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Time ya CAT chopi wa class aliitisha extra foolscap ,lec akatoa yangu moja akampea. Dr.Juma sitawai kusamehe🥴🥴🥴😂😂
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This promotion almost turned me into a Chokoraa😂😂😭
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2 months
Nani ako free twende matembezi?
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Kukojoa inaitwa short call Kukunia inaitwa long call Je kunyamba itaitwa aje😹😹
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2 months
What are the advantages of staying in this environment?
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2 months
@C_NyaKundiH I said politicians will use tribalism to separate us be woke!
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24 days
Wenye waliishi ushago,ile pipe ya chuma ya kupulizia nayo moto inaitwaje kwa lugha yenu?
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Ukinyandua dame alafu ianze kulia Tokyo!!Tokyo!! inamaanisha nini😹😹
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2 months
Whom would you vote for Presidency if elections were held today? Okiya Omtatah,Raila Odinga,William Ruto or Babu Owino?
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Kwa harusi hakukosi mtu amewahi kula bibi harusi na amenyamaza tu kwa tent. 😂😂😂
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Ni Tribe Gani ushai date Ukaona shetani na macho 😂😂😂
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Kitambo nilidhanj asali ni ya kupaka mkate peke yake. You guys are very nasty for real😂😂
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Born taos:Gen Z Kisiis:Chwen sii Kalenjins:Chen sii Kambas:Njeni nzii Kikuyus:Jeshi Which one are you?😂
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2 months
Men, Left or Right?
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Unaeza kulana na mtu umemeet nae mara ya kwaza ?😂😀
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Ni tribe gani imebeba ujinga hiii Kenya 🇰🇪 😆 😅 🤣
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Ukidinya mtu aseme imetosha inamaanisha nini?
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Gen Z tukiendelea hivi tunaeza colonize hata Uganda.😂😂😭
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Ushailala nyumba moja na watu wanakulana 😁 Ebu leteni hiyo experience 😂😂💔
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Hii Pesa Ksh 607 Safaricom wanatumia Watu ni ya nini,,,wakuu.
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Kuna hii outbreak ya wasichana kuomba wan handred,imefika huko kwenyu?😂😂
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Ni celebrity mgani huyo mnatoka ushago moja, I mean unajua kwao vizuri 😂😂😂
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Ni tribe gani ikitolewa Kenya nchi itaboeka sana? 😃😂
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2 months
Gen Z ni wenye wanaishi Nairobi,nyinyi wengine ni yudhe😂😂
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"Sexy eyes" inaitwa aje kwa Kiswahili?
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Ladies do you prefer shot moja ya long ya 45 mins ama shots 4 za 10 mins each?
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Ushai ona pastor mgani akienda kuponyana kwa hospitali ? Hawaezi enda juu that is where sick peole are,and actors are in churches!
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2 months
What do you know about ladies with dreadlocks?
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Mambo ikiendelea ivi naona GenZ tukiingia State house mbele ya Baba.😂😂
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Ukitaka kuambia dem si mrembo bila kuhurt feelings zake unamwambia aje 🤔🤭😂
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Wacha nitafute pesa sasa, jirani amenunua Tv akaniuliza kama nataka box😂😂💀
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2 months
Ukipata kama huyu unaeza taka nini ingine?
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Lakini mbona dem akipata mtoto anaachanga kukaziana na kumkula inakua rahisi?
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Kuko na difference kweli kati ya wanaume wenye hukula madem Sim 2 na gays ?
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Assuming the 12 disciples were selected from Kenya , Judas Iscariot would have come from which County 🤔
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Teacher wenyu pale highschool,akishindwa na hesabu alikua anasema aje?😂😂😂
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Mbona mnasemanga mtu asipendane na wasichana wa ploti yenye mtu anaishi?
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Some marriages started with a sleep over ,over the weekends and they are doing well. Wewe uko hapo na "lets meet in town" Kwani wewe ni Kanjo Waithera?
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Doggy style ni tamu🫵 Lakini shida ni??________________ 🤣🏃👇
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Wewe unaeza kulana na cuzo wako?😹
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Kuna dem wa morio wangu nimemwona akitoka Guest house though hajaniona,as a good friend what should I do?😂😂
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Ukiambia dem m meet alafu aseme "let me see" anakuanga akifikiria nini?
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Why are men no longer persuasive? Once a lady says NO, you're gone,why ?😂
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Mbona wasichana hupata grey line kati kati ya matako especially hawa wako na haga kubwa?
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Ukiambiwa uvute bangi upewe 2 million shillings unaeza vuta 🤭🤭
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Enyewe sikuzi madem are fearless, Kuna dem nishai enda kudinya akaniambia " unafeel aje ukitoa panty hukununua?"😂💀
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Other than kulala after sex, What else indicates the sex was good?
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Nickname ya Ukimwi huko kwenu ni gani 😂😂😂😂
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Ni maneno gani hutumika kwa gari na bado hutumika kwa kitanda?😂🥵
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KMTC babes na safaricom mlisema wako na nini in common?..🫣😅😅
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Niliwaambia mtaona moto 🔥, hiyo ni moshi tu bado moto iko njiani😂😂😂
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Ukiona dem anatembea aki smile smile ujue panty inagwara clit😅😅
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Lakini hakuna watu wanavaanga vizuri kuliko mwanaume ameacha watoto wake mahali wanateseka😂😂😂💀
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2 months
Wasichana tulikuwa nao class 8 washaa kua wazazi...mwingine ata tunaenda mazishi Tuesday ya bwanake ashaa kufa, ashaa kua mjane😂😂😂
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Ushai notice shimo kwa barabara huanza ikiwa ndogo bt magari mingi zikiendelea kupita inakua kubwa.alafu after sometime hizo magai zinaamua kuhepa iyo shimo na kupita kando kando after sometime zinaacha kupita iyo barabara na kuanza kupita route ingine?😂😂
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Ukikula Dem mrembo hata huezi feel tired utaendelea ,unaeza mkula hata shots 16 😆, na ivo ndio wanajipatanga wakiwa mitaro💀😂
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27 days
Women wakinyonyesha watoto wanakuanga horny?
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A rich man is called sugar daddy,what is a poor man called..🤨?
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💦😋Malaya :150 🥵girlfriend :4500 pesa ni Yako 😁 Utachagua nani?😁🤣
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Eti Kuna wanaume hulia wakati wa mechi ???😂💔
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Kumbe pia wanaume wakiinama hua inarudi nyuma?😂😂😂💔
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Kama hujawahi lipia mwanaume rent,bado huja fall in love😂💔
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Ni madharau gani ulifanywa wakati ulikua huna job unaishi kwa relative?
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Pubic hair inatwaje kwa Kiswahili?😭😂
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Ushawahi kulana na mtu mlimeet na yeye shosho media?🤭🤗
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Ukipewa million moja uvunje babako mguu utakubali ?🤣😁
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Dem akikwambia atakupea gift alafu akupee sweet potatoes inamaanisha nini?
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Teacher amekupata ubaoni umeandika neno 'kum' malizia kama mjanja 🤣😂
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Mbona mama fua akipata dem kwako hua anajam?
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Hii mapenzi sijazoea sasa 😝🙈, ukiambiwa take care unafaa kujibu aje? 💔🤔🤭
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Wakenya hukua sijui aje, Wewe unasikia walimu wanateta kulipwa 18 k and yet unaenda kufanya education, shida ya wakenya hua nini?
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Over time I came to realize that people who are less religious tend to show more empathy, love ,care, and tolerance.
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Wenye walisema 7 days after period ni safe tafadhali nitumie pesa za pampers.
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Sasa faithful couples Huwa wanajuaje style mpya ikitokea?
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Hata ukule mtura na toothpick mwenye kuuza hanawi 🤣😂
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Dem akiacha panty kwako Inamanisha nini?👀
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Apart from wacha nikutolee usiniharibie bra. Which other phrase heals many diseases?
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Mlisema kwa timetable ya Genz Tuesday kuna nini?😜🤗
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Unaleta mdem kwa bedsitter unamtoa thuruali unatupa, baadae unapata kumbe iliingia kwa dengu za lunch🙆😂
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Rate my cooking😊
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Ulikuanga chopi wa subject Gani pale High school ?🥱
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What tricks do men use to sleep with women?👇👇
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Translate this to Kiswahili, "this is a bird not an aeroplane".
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So if Jesus died for my sins what sins will I be judged for?
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Between poverty and a bad wife what kills a man faster?
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Kusema ukweli.. Ulikua mwizi wa nini pale high school?
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Unajua mbona babako alikua anaenda na redio kulala ama uambiwe?
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Kati ya matako kubwa na sura cute ni gani ya umuhimu sana?
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After kukatia dem , unafaa kumwambia akuje kwako after siku ngapi? Ni urgent .
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Mbona wakenya huhama usiku?😂😂😭
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Andika kwa kizungu "Nifungie kangumu mbili" 😂😂🤣
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Tukimaliza na kwetu tunaingia Uganda,Kampala Museveni must go,We are fixing East Africa,pia majirani waenjoy Democracy💯
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Kumbe tulikua tunapelekwa trip parliment tukiwa primary ndio tujue map fiti?😂😂🤌🏃
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Men, Ukimbao in public what do you do?
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She doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke, she doesn't party. She stays home. Who's she?🤷
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Nyama kwa Nyama inasemwaje kwa kizungu🤷 mnisaidie jamani nimepata mzungu It's urgent plz
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Men should stop feeling useless without money, you guys dont owe anyone lavish life.
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Lakini raima nayo ilikua scam Wewe ushai skia nani akikunywa mandrax?
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2 months
Give him a DJ name😂
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