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@jaustazzz

4 years

My moms yelling at me bc idk her email password

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4 years

Maybe the WEED addicted to me y’all ever think of that

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I don't have a favourite music genre. I just like songs that sound good. Ain't got no specific taste, if it slaps it slaps.

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You ever see someone's post & be like "but you....lol nvm"

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Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

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If it comes, let it. If it goes, let it.

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Mood af

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I don't hold grudges. We good, you may not hear from me again but we good.

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4 years

how am i stressing and not giving a shit at the same time

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Replacing "why is this happening to me" with "what is this trying to teach me" is a game changer.

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4 years

I hate repeating myself bc ima add curse words if I say it again

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sexual tension be more fun than the sex itself.

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7 months

ima catch santa lackin

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4 years

If "😂" isn't one of your top 3 emojis, are u okay😂 like are you happy in life?

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4 years

"you can't possibly watch 2 seasons in a single day" weebs:

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7 months

me holding her halo while she’s on demon time

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4 years

i probably say " lol " over 50x a day an never be laughing lol

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Don’t care how long it takes ima get to where i wanna be

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"You changed" Bro my dealer got caught

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Flirting back when you're bored can really get you in unwanted situations

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Hate it when im eating cereal and the last 3 pieces wanna play catch me if you can

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Cleaning is actually very therapeutic WHEN IM NOT FORCED TO DO IT

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Me: is it weird to talk to yourself? Me: no

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4 years

either i'm getting better at not reacting or i just dgaf anymore

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7 months

this shit kills me

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7 months

The madagascar movies are the pinnacle of animated comedy.

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4 years

Being with ya friends really does help you forget the bad thats going on in ya life

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9 months

who passed their driver license on the first try?

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I'll never answer an unexpected facetime..... I'm ugly. Be considerate.

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4 years

Girls talk to you for 3 days then stop replying smh Do I look like a free trial ?

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"This reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. Like idc if it's a song or a photo or a YouTube video ima be excited.

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4 years

told her to bring some loud and she brought her kids. wtf.

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Girls be like "I'm in a relationship" but be mentally dating a celebrity

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I be so happy when i call people back and they don't answer

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8 months

take a screenshot and see what comes:

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4 years

Let whoever think whatever, just keep getting better.

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4 years

My only talent: 💘💖💔💕💘💓💔💘 💘💖Overthinking💞💓 💓💗💔💘💗💕💔💕

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8 months

"fuck this job" *goes to work*

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I don't take shit personal from a person who doesn't know me personally.

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Art class used to blow tf out of me. How you gon be mad cause i can't draw lmao

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4 years

Once I feel like I spoke on a situation too many times, ima just let you do you.

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4 years

friends you can chat with on different social media's and chat still gon go crazzyyyyy>>>>>>

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Girls suck at cuddling.. 3 mins in they be like "I got a question and don't lie"

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People miss u when you either look good or doing good.

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unnecessary hate on other people will give you a heavy heart.

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Ugly dudes get a fine gf and start talking bout “my life a movie“ yeah bro beauty and the beast 💀

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4 years

Winning on social media but losing in real life will never be a vibe of mine.

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Everything hits you at night.

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life imitates art.

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4 years

My son gon be real upset when i name that nigga Naruto

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"You changed" Mf you say "wyd" every 3mins

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4 years

Yall ever met somebody so stupid but that's yo friend so you don't care 😂

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@Whotfismick if u cheat you’re not in love

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4 years

When your intentions are pure ! You don’t lose anyone, People loose you

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I hate those moods where you have no reason to be sad or annoyed, but you just are.

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4 years

If I say “Bring yo Friend” bring the bitch that cheat. Not the 1 in love

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Way too tired to chase anyone around

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4 years

When I'm sleepy I start saying all type of Stupid Shit.

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manipulative ppl b like oh so now im the bad guy for being the bad guy

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My ability to detach abruptly is scary at this point. I just be like "welp that's the end of that"

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if you fw my tweets follow me and like this for a follow back!🤝🥺

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Worst part bout being strong is nobody knows when you're hurting.

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4 years

Me comforting myself while going through hard times because I don't want to worry my friends or my family bout my own problems.

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A friend should NEVER look at you as competition & that's that

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why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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Babe gotta be goofy, I can't be with no dry person.

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5 years

Who tf is still 5'2,5'3,5'4,5'5,5'6 just grow mf

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8 months

If you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

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4 years

When Pop Smoke said "Look, God gave me a lot in some months, but it could go in a second" I felt that😭

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7 months

The madagascar movies are the pinnacle of animated comedy.

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9 months

pics i wanna recreate:

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4 years

"What will people say" This sentence has killed more dreams than anything else in the world.

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7 months

how do i say “???” in real life

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8 months

I’m convinced different people bring out different versions of you.

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10 months

A relationship where both of y’all funny asf >>>>

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4 years

When you high Af and you KNOW you got to go in the house

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5 years

So the past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas shookspeared.

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Bomboclaat

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8 months

people are crazy fr😹

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8 months

Spongebob is a documentary about working service/retail.

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4 years

What kinda music do you like? Me: *pulls a powerpoint presentation* here we go

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4 years

I ain't got nothing to hide, don't mean I got nothing to show either, I just be minding my business.

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11 months

these lil 30 minute weekends are killing me.

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4 years

Gotta have multiple sources of income, that's the goal ong

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oh to be in paris

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explain ur username

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4 years

Drain out bad energy

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@Babybonnieee dying of laughter together

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@XOvellii that money you put aside😹😹😹

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imagine studying with this view oh my god

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bro gon be like “Ho Ho...ooohhh”

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you ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur like “that’s you”

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4 years

When the Ugly Girl asks "where's my hug" and you tryna help her find it

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4 years

Giving your homies money feels good but showing them a way to get their own feels even better.

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flirting for fun and then shit be getting real😂,the tension that builds up..that's the fun!!😭

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10 months

beef at work be funny asf how you 45 and don’t like me.

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wtf is a final exam, bro just end the class.

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8 months

Tim Tebow breaks down in tears as he feeds his dog for the last time 😭

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8 months

after years of hard work and saving, i was finally able to afford my own place today 😎

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Idk who needs to read this but ong, you lived without them before so you can do it again homie. Buck the fuck up.

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