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Thank you for reading my books. And buying them. Current: Shades of Grey 2: ‘Red Side Story'. Next: Thursday Next 8: ‘Dark Reading Matter’ US and UK, 2025…

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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Submitted 1st Draft of Shades of Grey 2: 'Red Side Story' this morning. Eddie and Jane: They're back. The Colourtocracy, Prefects, Jollity Fair, Tin Men, Angels, Heralds, Fallen Men, Loganberry Jam, Riffraff, Ball lightning, Mildew, Ford Model Ts and the lovely Violet deMauve..
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3 years
Shades of Grey Sequel Update 01: Rereading the book and ... Holy Cow, that’s a steep expositional start to a book. For those who stuck with it, my admiration and thanks. I’d forgotten Jane’s opening line: ‘Touch me again and I’ll break your f***ing jaw’. Who said romance is dead?
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Somewhere, a young lady named Thursday will be celebrating her 19th birthday today, 14th April. She was the first Thursday named after Ms Next, but not the last. Happy Birthday, Thursday - I hope the name has worked well for you…
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Oooooh, I've just figured out how Red Side Story (SofG2) ends. I'm 95% in, but this is not unusual. I've always said that if you're reading one of my books and can't figure out where it's going, then you're in good company - neither did I. Books aren't written; they evolve..
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
Fforde Update: Just finishing editing Dragonslayer IV: 'The Great Troll War' which will be published UK September 2021. In March I start work on Shades of Grey II, which should be published 2022. Now, those pesky swans.. (More about DSIV soon) #shadesofgreytwo #thegreattrollwar
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
The next book will not be a Next book. The one after the next book is DS4, and the next after that will be SoG2. Then there will be the next Next. The next book is a standalone about rabbits. I hope that’s clear.
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Stephen Titone
6 years
@jasperfforde hello! Is there going to be a follow up to your Shades of Grey novel please? Thanks
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Jasper Fforde
5 months
Just to confirm, as many people have asked: There will be a third Shades of Grey and it will NOT take so long to come out. I'm hoping 2027 as I have a few projects to get out before it. (TN8, for one)
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Jasper Fforde
1 year
This is more how I see dodo unextinction. Most of what you need in a can. Just add a denucleated dove's egg, a bowl, an egg whisk, a pair of tweezers, a microscope, a steady hand and a warm laundry cupboard.. (from 2001's 'The Eyre Affair') #dodo @federallamm
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
Dear World: I notice with some relief that you are divesting yourself of Bombastic Charlatans. Could we be next, please?
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3 years
++Fforde News Flash++ Just finished the edit of Dragonslayer 4, AKA 'The Great Troll War'. Publishing Sept 2021, UK. A week off, then start reading 'Shades of Grey' to figure out what happens next.. #thegreattrollwar #shadesofgreytwo
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Happy New Year and thank you for the birthday wishes! Let’s hope 2022 heralds a return to normalcy. I’ve got my head down at present on Shades of Grey 2, ‘Red Side Story’, hopefully still good for a ‘22 publication. I can report that Eddie and Jane are very well…
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'Red Side Story', the sequel to 'Shades of Grey' is to be published on 6th Feb 2024. For more details and preorder links (please ), go to:
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Jasper Fforde
6 months
It's here, it's fantastic! Huge thanks to everyone at Soho Press, my new home for USA and Canada sales..
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Soho Press
6 months
NYT bestselling author Jasper Fforde ( @jasperfforde ) IS BACK. Pre-order the long-awaited follow-up to 'Shades of Grey' today!
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
It was only a matter of time…
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UC Santa Cruz
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More than 300 years after the dodo bird became extinct, UC Santa Cruz scientist @bonesandbugs and her team have sequenced its full genome, raising the possibility that it could be brought back to life. via @thetimes
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Jasper Fforde
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When I was a teenager I went to the school careers officer and said: ‘when I grow up I want to write absurdist novels’ She told me: ‘You can’t do both.’
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Jasper Fforde
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I have a US publisher for 'Red Side Story', so there will be a North American distribution. Details are under wraps at present, but just wanted to share. Pub date will be as close to the UK date as possible.. (Feb 24) It's great news..
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Two bits of news: 1: there will definitely be a Shades of Grey III, title TBA. Likely 2027. 2: North America Audio will publish same time as US edition, May ‘24….
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Just finishing Early Riser now, so we'll have a pub. date soon and news of future books. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
A little village quite local, near, adjacent, close to us
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Jasper Fforde
1 year
@DoulaKim They’ll be an 8th Thursday Next. ‘Dark Reading Matter’ is next to be written once I’ve finished editing Shades of Grey 2..
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Jasper Fforde
9 months
This was unexpected. I made the list twice. No. 3 for The Eyre Affair and Number 24 with Shades of Grey…
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Jasper Fforde
5 months
My publishers, Hodder & Stoughton, started looking after me in 2000 and look after me still. The journey continues - thank you!
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Hodder & Stoughton
5 months
Your day just got a lot more colourful! @jasperfforde 's new novel RED SIDE STORY is out today. Pick up your copy now:
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Jasper Fforde
5 years
+++Jasper Fforde Alternative World Newsflash++ I have just been awarded the Nobel prize for marmalade. Huge honour. Delighted.
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Thank you Cheryl and the team at Waterstones Reading - and to everyone who dropped in for a chat. Note to self: Nursery Crime series needs one final book for the trilogy. Reading demands it. @BroadStBooks
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Jasper Fforde
1 year
A village near us in Mid Wales. Difficult to enter, impossible to leave.
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
Achilles was held by the heel and dipped in the river Styx when a child, and this conferred upon him invulnerability. Today, politicians seem to have been dipped in Teflon. And for the males at least, I'm not convinced they were held by the heel.
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Jasper Fforde
2 months
Visiting the @soho_press offices and introduced to the North American edition of Red Side Story. Available now from wherever you get your books..
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
FACT: Unlike most animals that were colourised to take full advantage of colour TV technology, Badgers, Skunks, Zebras and Pandas remain in B&W to this day due to the 'Who colours what?' funding dispute between ITV and BBC in the sixties.
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
Updated publication plans for the next 3 to 4 years at It's DS-4, SofG-2, TN-8. No plans at present for NC-3.
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Publication date for Red Side Story currently 'second half of 2023'..
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Sometimes it’s fun to acknowledge the frustration of readers wanting the SoG2 book via the mouthpiece of my characters. Very ... meta. In a good way.
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Francesca Stokesmore
6 years
Ooh, low blow @jasperfforde
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Okay... *fanfare* here it is: The UK cover for Early Riser. Can you judge a cover by its cover? I hope so. Blurb and preorder options here:
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Jasper Fforde
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I'm often struck about how few poems feature the rhinosaurus. Here's one I wrote the other day: The Rhinoceros is ponderous and thunderous, And often quite disastrous when boisterous. But even though bulky and hulky and sulky, with rhino friends he is humorous and virtuous.
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
Despite the recent lifting of COVID measures, can I add my voice to those imploring we all remain super cautious? Speaking personally, you do not want this sodding virus. Even mild Long Covid can totally piss with your life. Please, please, take care out there.
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Jasper Fforde
5 years
Wow. Seems like only yesterday..
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Jason Fisher
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I know ffans constantly ask when the sequel will be published but I’m just glad we at least have this post-apocalyptic masterpiece to read over and over. Happy 10th anniversary to SOG! @jasperfforde
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4:18AM last night: Finished 1st draft of Early Riser. Phew. Took me two years. What's next? Dragonslayer IV, is what..
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Jasper Fforde
8 years
It's official: Last Dragonslayer the Movie has been greenlit and in preproduction. To be transmitted Christmas 2016 on Sky. Hoorah!
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Jasper Fforde
8 years
Writery update: at present, my plans: Early Riser, Dragonslayer 4, as yet untitled novella, Shades of Grey 2, Thursday Next 8...
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Jasper Fforde
5 months
Red Side Story book tour starts on Monday! Should be fun. Tour details:
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
It seems a good time to release some old and new scribblings from here at Fforde Towers. I've packaged them under the clearly ironic title of 'Adventures in Jasperland', and I hope they offer some diversion and distraction as we stare down the weeks.
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Jasper Fforde
7 years
To mark the passing of a literary great, I will be eating marmalade in my largest hat while sitting on a suitcase #marmaladeforrememberance
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
Published 2nd July in the UK: ‘The Constant Rabbit’. Into a small and utterly peaceful village in middle England, there descends a family of rabbits: large anthropomorphised ones, who walk and talk and drive cars.…
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Jasper Fforde
1 year
I’ve just realised that Antarctica only has a North coast
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
Meanwhile, in 'The Constant Rabbit' universe, UKARP politicians releases its own utterly independent report on institutionalised Leporiphobia in the UK: There isn't any. In other news, the rehoming to Wales of 1.2M rabbits continues as scheduled..
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Jasper Fforde
8 years
Dragonslayer set visit. Awesome! Like I'd fallen into my own head. Meet Jennifer Strange, AKA Ellise Chappell..
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Jasper Fforde
6 months
USA News: Those lovely lovely people at Soho Press will be publishing the next three Fforde books in North America. 'Red Side Story' can be preordered now and on sale on May 7th 2024. Cover reveal is tantalisingly close. Publicity meeting Jan 12th, so we'll have more info then..
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Jasper Fforde
9 months
'Shades of Grey' is a 99p UK Kindle deal this month. If you haven't delved into this story, it takes place in a future dystopic Britain based rigorously around visual colour. Dark? Yes. Odd? That too. (Sequel due in February) Kindle link:
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Jasper Fforde
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Publication day today, North America Red Side Story has landed. I’m in the US now as part of a small tour - thank you, @soho_press !! Tour details here:
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
FACT: Mozarella has to be kept in water because once exposed to air, there is a high chance of molecular instability that could lead to detonation. The fissile material in the 1st nuclear test at Los Alamos was surrounded by Mozarella to maximise the yield.
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
A grateful nation thanks you for your service
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
Publication day of ‘The Constant Rabbit’ today, with me carrying some of the many hundreds of yet-to-be sold copies. Huge thanks to Hodder and everyone who contributed to its creation. Next stop, Dragonslayer 4 - and…
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Shades of Grey Colour mindflubber: If your front room is empty, it doesn't have any colour in it as there is no-one there to see it. Colour is an abstract concept, a perception of the mind alone. Flowers are only colourful because there is something there to observe them..
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Fforde News Fflash: Publication of 'Early Riser' in the USA as yet undecided, but I am told 'early 2019'. As for the 'When-O-when-o-when SoG2?'issue, I'm thinking of having a stab at it in 2019, once 'DS4' and 'Rabbits' are out of the way. Updated Faq:
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
@efransenmusic Glad to hear it! If all goes well, I’ll be writing the eighth in the series this time next year..
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
BBC2 8:00 this evening: Mastermind, and 'Thursday Next' is a specialist subject. I wonder if I do any better than last time...
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Jasper Fforde
5 months
Tons of signed stock at Forbidden Planet Birmingham - backlist, too! Great event, thanks to everyone (of all ages) who attended! @ForbiddenPlanet
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Glad you liked it! SofG III will be after TN8 ‘Dark Reading Matter’ and a Standalone. 2028ish..
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Derren Phillips
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@jasperfforde Finished Red Side Story last night; really enjoyed learning more about the Chromatacia, and genuinely surprised by the ending. Please don't make us wait so long for part three.
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5 months
Huge thanks to the team at Hodder, and of course to all the fantastic readers who came to buy it!
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Hodder & Stoughton
5 months
We are over the moon that RED SIDE STORY has gone straight into the Sunday Times bestseller list at number two! Huge congratulations @jasperfforde and thanks to all the brilliant booksellers.
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
More on visits to Fiction Island: With over a billion books, navigation can be tricky. Luckily the Council of Genres have put up numerous roadsigns. from Thursday Next Six: 'One of Our Thursdays is Missing'
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1 year
TN8, 'Dark Reading Matter' is the next book off the blocks - I just need to have a quick series reread so I know what's going on..
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Ms. Tree; (Vaxxed and Boosted AF * Thanks Science)
1 year
@jasperfforde also, does this mean "Dark Reading Matter" is on the horizon, maybe? 🤞
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2 years
Clangers are creatures with alien features, glass-bead eyes and an ant-eater nose; with quite simple plots in five minute slots, they converse in a whistle-like prose. Ode to the Clangers, Jasper Fforde, 1994
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Jasper Fforde
2 months
Thanks for the welcome - lots of signed copies!
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Quail Ridge Books
2 months
Big thanks to @jasperfforde for stopping by to sign copies of his new book, Red Side Story!
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
'Evade the Question Time' was a political Talk Show I dreamt up for the novel 'Something Rotten' in 2004. I've posted an extract on my website. Enjoy!
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Any misuse of apostrophe’s in the Ffordes house we call a ‘catapostrophe’. Mind you, to maintain the balance of the universe it is vital that for every missed apostrophe there has to be an extraneous one. So its okay for writer’s to do it. Occasionally. In comedic context.
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Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things
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It’s not my fault my previous tweet lacks an apostrophe. It’s the fault of the rampant overusage of apostrophes to erroneously construct plurals. We are now experiencing an apostrophe shortage. @jasperfforde warned of such consequences!!
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Just finished proofreading #earlyriser and working on the adverts and frontispiece. As always, Welsh Tourism gets a mention.
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Jasper Fforde
8 years
Yesterday I thought I had a good imagination. Today I bow to the greater weirdness and utter perversity of reality
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
Beautifully put, thank you. I think it’s vital to not just have strong female leads, but men who love them and are totally okay with the support role
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Jeff Spakowski - not long for this platform
3 years
Second, one of my fave authors, @jasperfforde who to my mind writes love letters to the joys of reading, libraries, and is filled with men who happily love from the shadows of their wives. #LandenParkeLaine
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Paperback publication of 2021's 'The Great Troll War' today, the fourth and final book in the 'Last Dragonslayer' series. Aimed at children but kind of for adults too. Trolls, Spells, Dragons and the Chrysler Building. It's all here. More:
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Over and around the downs can be found a town where startling signs signify safe speeding statutes..
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6 years
The little village of Anagram, over in Herefordshire - they have a sense of humour, obviously... #anagram #roadsign
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
Fforde Ffestival Effent: Wrexham Festival, April 19th at 5:00 PM 2021. I'll be 'there' talking about rabbits and the upcoming Series Finale of Dragonslayer. Holy Cow, I actually finished a series. Whatever Next? SofG-2, that's what.
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
Writing Dragonslayer IV, and I need a backronym for a 'spellsucking' anti-magic incantation that literally hoovers up wizidrical energy. It's called a HENRY. Any ideas?
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7 years
Wow, wasn't I an angry young man! As true now as it was then. Truer, perhaps.
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7 years
One of my favorite opening paragraphs of all time...from Thursday Next by @jasperfforde
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3 years
I have never been so delighted to understand this pop culture reference
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Jessica Kania, DVM
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Upon arriving home I encountered a 23-19. The area has been contained and we are currently evacuating the premises.
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Blast. My 'tooth fairy' cover was blown by a robust series of counter arguments and evidential support by my six year old daughter. *sigh*
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3 years
@NimbleTimes Glad it helped. Currently writing the sequel....
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5 months
Morning off in Edinburgh before I head off to sign stock and go to my event at Toppings tonight. Picture shows me in the arms of my mother. I remained badly drawn until I was nine when an itinerant novelty dancer with a penchant for pastels coloured me in..
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8 years
Words, and politicians, fail me.
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8 years
Jennifer Strange and friend. Christmas 2016, #skyuk #lastdragonslayer more pics when I get them..
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Wow. Just Wow.
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Hodderscape
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#JaspersBack ...And he's taken over @Foyles  Charing Cross!
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Jasper Fforde
6 years
Moles are also related to birds. They fly penguin-like through the soil, often attempting to burst into the air to soar proud and free - but are stopped dead by the impenetrable mesh of grass, scattering soil and their broken dreams upon the lawn.
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Jasper Fforde
3 years
I just got my author allocation of TCR paperbacks. With an opening chapter set during a speed librarying event complete with Dewey Decimal in-jokes, ten of these books need to find a home in a UK library. First ten addresses to DM get a free copy. #ilovelibraries #library
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@bookworm_blue I’m working on it at the moment, planned publication 2022..
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3 years
It's not the next Next of even a shade of Shades 2, but it is the last Last Dragonslayer Book: Episode 4, 'The Great Troll War' As you can see, I modelled for the cover (that's me on the right) Out today, available now! (Thank you @hodder )
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I finally met the Tweeter behind the awesome @swanseastones feed and they and the bookseller team are every bit as fabulous in real life. I hope to do an event there for the launch of #shadesofgrey2 in 2023...
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Waterstones Swansea
2 years
Twitter Guy makes no apology for the fact that every other tweet today is about @jasperfforde . There he is, see? Also, we now, quite possibly but probably not completely coincidentally, have SIGNED Jasper Fforde books!
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2 years
With all due respect to joe Caroff:
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
My weight in Tunnock's Teacakes would be £428 if you bought them in the Co-Op. My weight in gold would be £3.5M but you can't eat gold. My weight in gold would buy 3.1 million boxes of Teacakes. Eating two a day they'd last 25,000 years #tunnocks
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Jasper Fforde
4 years
Please world, keep my books safely in 'fiction'...
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Lindsay Zaborowski
4 years
@jasperfforde 's Thursday Next series going to be up for a move from speculative fantasy to nonfiction soon at this rate.
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6 years
One month until my next book, 'Early Riser' is published in the USA on the 12th Feb 2019. I'll be on tour at the venues described on the card, so why not drop by? Preorder links, if you so wish, are here:
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4 years
Thank you big time loyal readers (and new ones) for popping me onto the number 4 slot... #jasperfforde #theconstantrabbit
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
I’m imaging a world where there are no hypothetical situations
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Jasper Fforde
5 years
At last some good news in politics. We overturned the Tory majority and returned a Lib Dem to parliament. Our congratulations to our new MP: @doddsjane @libdems
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6 years
‘Incredible’? Oh my. #earlyriser launch date imminent..
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Hodder & Stoughton
6 years
The incredible @jasperfforde gives us the lowdown on #EarlyRiser #HodderPreview
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Jasper Fforde
5 years
Huge thanks to my readers here in the States and the amazing team at @VikingBooks who made #EarlyRiser a NYT bestseller. Number ten. How ‘bout that!
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Will Francis
5 years
Oi, @jasperfforde , #EarlyRiser is a New York Times bestseller. Tunnock’s Teacakes all round @JanklowUK @JanklowNesbit @hodderscape @VikingBooks
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Jasper Fforde
5 months
My thanks to Toppings for a great event! Next stop today, Tuesday 13th: Newcastle for lunchtime signing and event tonight in York, both Waterstones. See you there.. #redsidestory
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Jasper Fforde
8 years
Another year older. Sheesh. Thanks for all the B/D wishes! Where was I? Finish book. Right - tap tap tap tappity tap tap (delete) tap tap
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Jasper Fforde
2 years
Apparently, the Home Secretary is drawing up plans to outlaw tunnelling in her attempts to curtail the ability to protest. You couldn't make it up. Actually, you could: From #theconstantrabbit
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