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ex @Flipkart || ex @Walmart || Alumni @IGDTUW || Rants, my own ! Send your messages here 👉🏻

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3 years

Whenever I post a career update, I get a lot of DMs asking about the procedure for applying and how did I prepare for them . The opportunities have more or less been on-campus for me. And well, about the resources I'm mentioning them in the thread below

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3 years

The guy who I had a crush on during 12th standard, asked me out on a date today. Life has come a full circle.😂

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2 months

First day at J.P.Morgan and Chase. Let’s go 🚀

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My laptop is hotter than me.

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Open-air screening in Bangalore 💙

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Graduated 🎓

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2 months of work at Flipkart and I feel like I have done more tech then I have in my last 4 years.

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4 years

Super excited 🥳 Got pre-placement offer from Walmart today. 💙 #Walmart #thisisthatplace

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5 months

First day in Bangalore vs Today

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1 year

Went to office at 12 noon. Attended meetings, went for lunch by 1:30 pm. Played TT, Foosball, Pool, Cricket right after lunch till 7 pm and came back home. Day over. 😂

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Officially a flipster today. 👀 First dat at @Flipkart as a Software Engineer 🥰

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4 years

I have a joke on Dijkstra's algorithm, but I'm finding the shortest way to tell it.

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3 years

Startup idea - An app that doesn't let u text people after 1 am with whom you haven't spoken in the last 3 business days.

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Self pampering from first salary 🥰

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2 years

Sleeping 10 hours solves half your problems. 😂🙌

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3 years

First day as a Software Engineer at Walmart Global Tech India today 💗 @WalmartTechInd

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4 years

Roses are #FF0000 Sky is #0000FF If you don't get this, You are not a programmer too. #programmingmemes

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3 years

I'm not on twitter for the tech community, I'm here for the bakchod community. 😅

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Why is shaming fat people considered offensive, but shaming thin people is normal ??!!

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A gift for me, from me.😋 Self pampering 🥰

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When someone asks me to be their mentor. 🤷

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New beginning ❤️ @Flipkart

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After using a macbook for a while, it gets very difficult to use my old HP laptop. 🥲

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2 years

My flatmate's boyfriend has raised the standards I want my next guy to meet.

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3 years

Part of being a female is dealing with such creepy people across all social media platforms.🙌

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2 months

Last day at Flipkart today. Onwards to new adventures 🚀

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3 years

Remind me again, why did I do Engineering?

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2 years

Listening your own voice on video recordings is ugh 🥴

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2 years

Arre fuck Itni jaldi Monday kaise aagya. Kal raat to Friday tha. 😭

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3 years

My Product Manager's flipkart account is a nightmare 😂😂 Most of the devs and QA in our team use it for testing.

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8 months

Was studying DSA, and now I want to buy an iPad just so that I don’t have to write on paper. 💁🏻‍♀️

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2 years

Completed 1 year at Flipkart today. 🤘

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2 years

Wedding season is on ! ✨

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2 years

Another day, another cringe message.

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3 years

Pro-tip : Don't sleep at 3 am before a work day.

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4 years

What's the point of working so hard, if you are not enjoying life ?

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2 years

Get people drunk, and they'll tell you their secrets. 😂

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4 years

Girls getting bro-zoned is a real thing, I'm telling you.

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3 years

Wedding bells ✨

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3 years

Handed in my resignation today. Time for a new venture. 🙈

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2 years

Happy Diwali 🚀💙✨

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Sleeping in the middle of a workday is a different vibe.😂

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2 years

Sleeping at 10, waking up at 6. Is this the perfect sleep cycle ?

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3 years

Contact lenses suck. That right there, that's the caption.😂

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That feeling when you hear for the first time in sprint planning, "If you need help with this task, you can reach out to Jashpreet." Am I a senior now ? 🥺 It's been only 4 months 🙈

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Yaar, I look so young for my age. 🥺 With offices opening up soon, I feel like meko bachcha na samjhe sab office mai fir 😂

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3 years

Achievement unlocked: Did first prod deployment today under supervision ofc🤘

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2 years

Did I forget to show-off good pics from my Pondicherry trip recently? Xd

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I'm not ready to work again after a 4-day off. 😩 Feels like my school summer break got over. 😩

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11 months

After more than 2 years of professionally working in Java, am moving now to @golang for the new project. Gotta break down one of our existing services and migrate part of it to a new micro service from scratch. 😅

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It's like I was 16 last night and when I woke up today I was already 22.🥲 You feel me ?

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3 years

I wanna get involved in that community but I don't wanna write that essay to get in. 🥺

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2 years

Everytime, I interact with someone new at the workplace, I have this urge to go ahead and check their Linkedin. Is it only me ?

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Debugged today in a war room with devs from 3 teams and 2 managers, and I can safely say "meko development nahi aati" 😂

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The kind of messages I get at times.🙂 Don't even feel like hiding the name this time, it's so frustrating to receive such messages.

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WhatsApp Down?

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I wanna replace my social media addiction with books. Any suggestions for a first team reader? Ps - I used to read a lot of fiction in high school but wanna try something more philosophical now.

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4 years

Please read the entire thread. @msisodia @ArvindKejriwal #unheardvoicesofigdtuw #boycottpexa

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3 years

Biweekly sync-ups with the manager are the most awkward 30 mins of small talk.😂

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Hugs are underrated.

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3 years

Thank you @MLHacks for sending in these swags. 💖 #HackGirlSummer 2.0 Best Beginner hack 🙌

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2 years

I thought Delhi people do rash driving, then I sat in Bengaluru autos.

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2 years

Waking up at 7:30 am to let the cook in the house is all part of adulting. 🥴

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3 years

Last, pakka promise 🙈

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Find yourself a manager who takes financial planning sessions for your team. Ps - mine took today.

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3 years

Being the junior-most female dev in a meeting with 5-6 senior male devs and leading the meeting can be very intimidating. 🙈

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Revising DSA for the nth time, and everytime it feels like I don't know enough.

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Duniya ke saare dukh ek taraf, uth ke wapas sone ka sukh ek taraf. Goodnight again😂

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3 years

Class of 2021- signing off Unofficial graduation 🎓 @SashrikaKaur @khushbooverma_

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2 years

Khud ke chalte hue code ko kabhi merge conflict resolve karte hue kharaab kiya hai ? 🥲

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Happy weekend to everyone except @Flipkart employees. #BigBillionDays

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What to do with all the good memories of the people you don't talk to anymore ? 🥺

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It isn't Sunday unless you waste the whole day and think of completing 5 hours of work in 2 at 7 pm. 😩

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Starting my workday at 11 am and I usually log off by 7 pm. Being a developer in an Indian company, you can still have a good work-life balance contrary to the popular belief.

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I was that person who coded on a windows machine all my college life and I would think that why is MacOS so hyped. Little did I know that when I'll start using Mac, I'll move to that group of people who hype-up MacOS and make faces while using Windows.

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Why does every techie talk about “learning” ? Kya sabka passion tech hai ? No one doing the job just for money ?

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3 years

Chilly winter nights, hot brownie cakes, and you 💙

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2 years

Wearing 3 layers and counting.

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4 din ki shaadi se aate hi on-call mil gya bc and second deployment in 2 days of 100+ pods waali application. FML.

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Took a leave from work today just to prioritise my mental health- to feel sane and to sleep.

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3 years

I can ditch sweaters, but can't go a day without these. Damn, that metal body. 🥴

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1 year

If I ever join Google, it will be for the food.

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4 years

Online exams do not test your knowledge, but how fast you can Google and how big your network of college friends is, who send u answers.

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3 years

Thank you @Flipkart for these goodies. Needless to say my cat loves the box 🤣💙

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4 years

Who all have a WhatsApp group with themselves to store all the study material?

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3 years

When my parents tell to me do something that they are dependent on me for and I don't wanna do it I hit them with, " Ek mahine baad jab mai Bangalore chali jaungi tab kya karoge "

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3 years

Swipe 👉 for nazakat waala pose😂💙

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I am that person who got into a backend developer role by chance. But i realised, that i like it more than all other roles I have done. My points being, 1. You might not know what you like unless you get thrown into it.

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2 years

When you are so single, you gift soft-toys to yourself. 😂💙

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2 years

"Got laid" vs "got laid off" One word makes all the difference. 😝

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1 year

Flipkart sale period for the employees mean a heavy on-call with a fucked up sleep schedule 💁🏻‍♀️

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3 years

On an average you take 8-10 years to become a manager as a developer. In these 8 years, you do not make any decisions, and do what you are told. Suddenly when you become a manager, decision making is your most critical job. Marinate over it.

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Thank you @WalmartTechInd for the amazing joining kit. Looking forward to this new phase in life.💙❤️

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My mom is from Imphal, Manipur and folks there eat rice with hand, so does my mom. Recently, I tried it too and somehow food tastes better with hand and also I eat more this way. There's no logic, it's just how it is.🤷

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3 years

Backend development is a love-hate relationship

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4 years

People posting their setup pics , what do you need 2 laptops and a tab for simultaneously?

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3 years

Via I work at Flipkart yaar🥲

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2 years

Getting a cab in under 2 mins in Delhi feels like a miracle after living in Bangalore for so long. 😂

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2 years

Hello Delhi = Hello Good hair days. 🥺💙

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3 years

Thank you @Flipkart for these amazing goodies. Also, loved the packing 💖 @WorkAtFlipkart #GirlsWannaCode

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