@JessaNation_
@Hoopii_Go_Lucky
i found htis on reddit. its my headcanon now and you cant convince me its not true because it is i asked john murder drones and he said it was rtrue
DISCLAIMER
If you see me talking about TESSA MURDER DRONES, always assume I mean ADULT TESSA (SPACE SUIT)!!!
call it an AU or whatever you like, I'd like it to be clear I'm choosing to ignore the canon "ummmm ackshually Tessa has been dead the whole time"
does anyoen wanna date me
requirements:
18-24
female
healthy liver
healthy kidney(s)
healthy lung(s)
no heart disease
no history of heart disease in family
normal blood pressure
healthy diet and lifestyle
interested please meet me in the dark alley near 23rd ave in NY 🙏🙏🙏
i read a fic last night where J infected Tessa with nanites from "love biting" and that was slowly converting her into a DD and honestly
peak
i wish there was more than like 1 chapter
i might as well just make it clear if anyone here follows alice, MDCallOuts and/or me:
i do not support incest nor do I ship NxCyn
if you want a long winded explanation of what exactly happened just DM me or something
my little sister just saw me
- have
#1
Tessa lover in my twitter account
- vote "couple" in a J x Tessa poll
- my krita open which had "i love Tessa murder drones" for an unrelated joke
its so over
ok here’s my actual one
1. jessa/nuzi (they are tied)
2. dizzy
3. juzi
4. vizzy (?)
5. mansion envy
that’s literally all o really like LMAO i don’t ship much
why does every time i mention cannibalism someone has to be like "kinky" or "i didn't know you were into that freaky stuff"
SINCE WHEN IS CANNIBALISM AN ALLEGORY FOR SEX?
CAN I NOT JUST BE EVIL? DO I HAVE TO BE HORNY? FUCK YOU