Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb Twitter profile

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Jamison Webb

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4 years

Normalize starting an underwater rock band and NOT making the octopus play drums

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you, boy! What’s today’s online discourse

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Paul ends this video with a truly insane noise

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A man of many words… @paulmccartney . All of your votes matter! Click here:

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absolutely beautiful—people in lockdown in New York City are singing to each other from their balconies & windows

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RIP cowboy holding a stick of dynamite

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the glass isn’t to protect him from us…it’s to protect us… from him…

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“Some wonderful movies nominated for Best Picture. ‘Don’t Look Up’ … ‘Drive My Car’ — which are also how most of you greeted your chauffeurs tonight”

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4 years

my god

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7 years

1 down, 98 to go

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my dog just said “thanks for watching, donate to the animal welfare charity of your choice” in burps

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4 months

“Here’s something: Blur played at Coachella, and they were not pleased with the crowd’s tepid response. Did you see this, Ed? I mean, come on: Blur’s an iconic Britpop band. What did those Coachella attendees expect to find in the middle of the desert: an Oasis?”

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5 years

it is a real train racing toward you! Get out of the way!!

@Movies

5 years

Hit us with your most controversial movie opinion.

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1 year

Computer, enhance

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2 years

beautiful

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5 years

I keep looking for good chicken stock photos but all I get are pictures of broth? I read this to my wife and I said “is this funny?” and she said “no”

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4 months

every blue check bio on here

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2 months

I wish Martin Short would host the Oscars. I don't know if he wants the gig, but God, he was made for it. Just the right balance of affection for showbiz while also knowing how to poke fun at it. Sprinkle in some Jiminy Glick pre-tapes throughout the night and you're good to go

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3 years

“one more question, Doc, and then I’ll let you go. I know you’re a very busy man. Let’s see here… you said you were working in the lab late one night when your eyes beheld an eerie sight. Is that correct?”

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1 year

This fish looks like a 1930s Warner Bros caricature of a movie star

PreSeason Spooky QENNY

@AKBrews

1 year

This fish is cracking me up

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1 year

“Grrrrreat reckerd”

ana•stasia 

@ohmystass

1 year

What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?

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4 years

we told our dog the twist ending to “Shutter Island”

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11 months

MODERATOR: do you have a favorite Halloween monster? NIXON: (sweaty) Well, there are certainly … vampires and mummies (coughs) but nothing has chilled me more than the tales I heard in my youth of the belled buzzard and its ominous death-tinkle JFK: I er uh go gaga for goblins

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2 years

“We’ve got ‘West Side Story’… or as Sam Elliott keeps calling it: ‘*Also* Not a Western’”

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4 years

Happy 12th anniversary of Ringo not wanting any more fan mail ✌️❤️

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5 years

Popeye the Sailor Man, your silence speaks volumes

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@bettyboopnews

5 years

Never Forget ❤️

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8 months

“You’re not gonna believe this, Paul, but Jay’s driving the damn Cybertruck”

Page Six

@PageSix

8 months

Jay Leno runs errands in Cybertruck and more star snaps

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4 years

I meant to post this the other day but Facebook recently reminded me that back in Chicago in 2012 I was trying to hail a cab because I was late to work and a SCHOOL BUS stopped and the guy said “I’m between shifts, I’ll drive you wherever for $20” so I took a school bus to work

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3 years

kids these days don’t understand that “what do you want, a cookie?” was the most devastating retort of the ‘90s. There was no coming back from it because the hard truth was, yeah, you did want a cookie but you probably weren’t going to get it

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10 months

*Burt Lancaster on episode of “Hot Ones” taking a bite of Da Bomb wing* BURT: oooh. You’re a spicy one, aren’t you? Ooh. You showed up with something to prove. And here you are. Heat to the high heavens. You little firecracker SEAN: You famously won an Oscar for “Elmer Gantry”

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2 years

We have Steven Spielberg’s “The Fabelmans.” The story of a young filmmaker’s complex relationships with his father and his mother. It got 2 thumbs up from Siskel & Freud. All kidding aside, I loved the movie, but I preferred the original title: “Oedipus Directs”

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3 years

Ok, so you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die 🎶 That don’t impress me much 🎶

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“Van Morrison is nominated for Best Original Song. And I think he’s got a shot … which is ironic”

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MODERATOR: what’s your favorite Christmas song? NIXON: (wipes away sweat) it’s difficult to say. Certainly I .. enjoy the Old World charm of “The Friendly Beasts” but I can also appreciate — *coughs* — a “Good King Wenceslas” for instance JFK: I, er, like the “Jingle Bell Rock”

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3 years

Live laugh love

Chris Van Vliet

@ChrisVanVliet

3 years

You meet your 18-year old self and you’re only allowed to say 3 words. What do you say?

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4 months

once again I am thinking about the Bob Hope golf cart

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3 months

A+ line reading by this kid in “Artists and Models”

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5 years

well, that was it. dumped into the drain like a watered down martini. Did I have it coming? Maybe. Would I change a thing? You bet your ass I wouldn’t. In this town, you’re either on your way out, or out. But that’s showbiz. Sometimes you’re the show..and sometimes you’re the biz

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

5 years

Exclusive: The Kid exits the picture – Robert Evans and Paramount part ways after 52 years

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4 years

I reject the premise that these two would ever live in the suburbs

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4 years

wow this blew up - i dunno, donate money to an arts program or an octopus or something

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1 year

“As always, please keep those acceptance speeches short. If your speech goes too long, you’ll be played off by Lydia Tár. If that doesn’t work, you’ll have to take a Juilliard class with Lydia Tár. And if you still won’t shut up, we start chopping off Brendan Gleeson’s fingers”

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9 months

Super Bowl ad - calling it now

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9 months

I’m giving up smoke.

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4 years

was about to photoshop the band Korn onto a Cobb salad and then i stopped and said to myself "what am i doing"

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3 years

“So your folks tell me you’re moving to Chicago after college? To do improv? Then what?”

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6 months

pop one up for a real one

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6 months

Pop-Tarts inventor William “Bill” Post has passed away at age 96.

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1 year

The sign for the Frankenstein parking garage at Universal Hollywood makes him look like he’s a stand-up comic promoting a Netflix special titled “Comedy Good, Cancel Culture Bad”, “I’ve Got a Couple of Bolts Loose,” etc

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“Hey Henry, I’ve decided a shortened version of your name is ‘Hank’” “That makes no sense, John” “It’s Jack now, Hank”

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4 years

Salvador Dalí died in 1989 so it's extremely possible that he saw the 1986 comedy hit "Crocodile Dundee"

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There’s only one way President Biden can prove his mental acuity: he must perform a Harold. And not some modified “he gives a monologue to inspire the improv” shit. He must be deep in it: organic opening, group game, etc. A thematically earned 3rd beat will silence any skeptic

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“Here’s something, baseball fans: Shohei Ohtani is signing a 10-year deal with the Dodgers for $700 million. Isn’t that wild, Ed? When asked what he’ll do with the $700 million, Ohtani said he’d like to buy a home in Los Angeles, and then if there’s any money left…”

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@jamisonwebb

4 years

“Stop ending your scripts with Porky Pig bursting through the screen and yelling ‘That’s all, folks!’”

Gail Simone 💙💛

@GailSimone

4 years

What’s the worst creative advice you have ever been given?

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“Welcome back from commercial. I was just told The Flash was going to enter the speed force but he got stuck on the 405”

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5 years

@sarahmceneaney It is such a part of our daily routine that I didn’t even think about sharing it until now

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Lolo

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6 months

Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag

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4 years

ok everyone i adopted an octopus on your behalf via . this octopus has 8 arms and it doesn't play drums, so i've named it Crosbystillsnashandyoung.

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2 years

If the sleigh bells are ringing while you’re listenin’ and the snow in the lane is glistenin’, you might be walkin’ in a winter wonderland

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2 years

“‘Top Gun: Maverick’ was such a huge hit that Hollywood is looking to do more sequels to ‘80s films. And I’m excited to announce the sequel to ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ will also be a crossover sequel to ‘When Harry Met Sally’. It’s called ‘Top Gun 3: I’ll Mav What She’s Maving’”

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3 years

We had a baby boy! His name is Jack, and he’s as beautiful and perfect as his mother

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looks like I picked the wrong day to host a Jenga tournament at 4:30 a.m.

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4 years

hey if you enjoyed this tweet, stay inside

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Jamison Webb

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6 months

“Did you folks feel that earthquake here in Los Angeles? That was something, wasn’t it? Hit just north of Malibu. A Malibu earthquake. That means it was a 4.5 here, but anywhere else in the country it would have been a solid 8.”

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me watching any movie: “this is a real love letter to NYC”

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“So including all the bonus tracks, the ‘Tortured Poets Department’ clocks in at over 2 hours? Are we sure this isn’t the ‘Department of Motor Vehicles’?”

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“I’m not sure what the big deal is. The dog did what every nominated actor does at an awards season event: sit, stay, and occasionally beg.”

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

5 months

Multiple studios with nominated films complained to The Academy about allowing Messi to attend the #Oscar nominees luncheon event He will not be attending the Oscars ceremony. (Source: )

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6 years

when the tweet bombs

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2 years

i couldn't find this clip on twitter, so great news, everybody - this clip is now on twitter

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The “Today” show had a Thanksgiving sides bracket and the final showdown was bread vs itself

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3 years

what the hell?

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3 years

🎶 LICK AND LET DRY 🎶

The Guardian

@guardian

3 years

Paul McCartney to be honoured with a set of postage stamps

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5 years

"oh, behave" austin powers once famously said and just like with that movie the democrats are saying "oh, behave" to trump

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4 years

my favorite moviegoing moment was when I saw whichever “Star Wars” prequel has the Yoda lightsaber fight in it and when Yoda took out his lightsaber a guy in front of me cheered and another guy shushed him

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4 years

Just thinking about if he had gone by Rob Dylan instead

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The Beach Boys are the ultimate American band because every family has a crazy uncle like Mike Love, a “be gentle with him” cousin like Brian, and a dude who looks like Al Jardine

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A reminder that freedom of speech does not give you freedom from the *consequences* of your speech. This is a consequence. #TrumpRally

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@americanamemes

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“Well, folks, today is 4/20. Did you see this, Ed? 4/20. Cannabis Christmas. The Day of the Dank. May your icky be sticky and your bush be righteous. SpaceX is celebrating today with a new strain - it gets you briefly high and then you experience a rapid unscheduled disassembly”

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4 years

I saw “Hamilton” in Chicago with an obstructed view so imagine my surprise to discover the show is not just a load-bearing column singing in a bunch of different voices

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Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 years

Casting is currently underway for Marvel’s ‘Fantastic Four,’ which will release in 2025. Who would you like to see in the roles? ()

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Pontius Pilate:

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5 months

Happy Easter to everyone except one guy

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"Welcome to the 96th Academy Awards. We're here tonight honoring some of the best films of 2023 — and really, you can't write off any of the nominated films tonight. Unless, of course, you're David Zaslav."

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2 years

What a day! Adding the “RAMS HOUSE” letters over the Hollywood sign was a labor of love for me and everyone’s feedback has been so valuable. from the bottom of my heart, I say THMSKYDU

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1 year

A fun little joke I had in high school was “screaming” when the kernel popped in our collective face. It bombed hard on both dates I went on

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1 year

Regal Cinemas “Rollercoaster” Policy Trailer (1993)

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“Baseball is back. Isn’t that exciting, folks? Baseball season has arrived. Did you see this, Ed? Shohei Ohtani went 3 for 10 last week. And that was just on his March Madness bets.”

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I saw “the moon” trending and I thought it had finally collided into our atmosphere but thankfully it just looked pretty tonight

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as a child, I always dreamed of a 3-D rendering of the Senate

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“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” — Carl Jung

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Freaky Friday with @GuyFieri

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4 years

folks, i'll be honest: when i tweeted this last month, i did not foresee an outcome where Dolly Parton was involved in the creation of the vaccine

Jamison Webb

@jamisonwebb

4 years

God help us, someone’s going to do a “jolene” parody called “vaccine”

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হিমাদ্রি চ্যাটার্জী Himadri Chatterjee

@hairygit

4 months

I was trying to think what the greatest works were in the English language. Of course, there’s King Lear, Paradise Lost, and The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - but surely there must be a few other contenders?

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Someone said this was a normal noise but I think the high pitch and the back-of-the-throatness say otherwise

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