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Antony

@jameskubasu

11 months

I'll run your errands around nairobi on your behalf. HMU!! 0101754579☎️ Shopping/deliveries via @ doorste.p on insta

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2 years

Gmail every time i log in with another device

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4 years

When someone calls me when I’m paying with Mpesa

videos you have to watch

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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2 years

An Mpesa message can get you out of depression fr.

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2 years

The day i light a blunt on the balcony of a home i own I might shed a tear because I’ll know I finally made it.

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2 years

Ama madem ni short form ya mademons?

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3 years

Hio mambo ya kusema shot ya kwanza lazima ipigwe bila chaser tuwache because my kenyan friends go ahead and put the whole bottle in the tumbler

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2 years

Sibling rivalry can be sparked by the pettiest reason. Sasa juu nimekula samosa zako mbili hutaniongelesha?😂

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2 years

Nikimpost afanane na wako we jua tu ni twins.

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Niggas jump on here and tell their deepest secrets for 13 likes

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Bread doesn’t taste the way it did in high school:(

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@jameskubasu

4 years

@Abdulmir19 One time when I was 8, I bought a tom and Jerry disc. When I put it to play, it had reggae music in it. Never been so heart broken

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Talking to your favorite person via different apps at the same time>>>>

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3 years

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2 years

Everyday i thank God for the person who discovered potatoes.

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10 months

Ati "kama ni wako atarudi" unadhani mapenzi ni stima?😂

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Ukiwa bundus unabuy bundles like a hundred times in a day.

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Calls w/ my dad are usually brief and straight to the point. 48 seconds max

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Seeing all the “Rema was awful” tweets after not going is satisfying 😂

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2 years

I put on cologne even when I’m in the house just to smell nice for myself 😂✅

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@jameskubasu

5 years

Never take cuddling for granted OKAY?! okay

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@jameskubasu

3 years

When i ask about your day i want details. What is “it was good”

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4 years

Every house has a smell that only the people living in the house don’t smell

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@jameskubasu

4 years

If you don’t like communicating with memes and gifs it’s not gonna work out

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4 years

Talking to someone on different apps at the same time>>>>

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Me when my favorite person sends a voice note.

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@jameskubasu

3 years

If you’re having a bad day just know I’ve seen someone being arrested akitoka kwa plug😭

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Free first borns from raising children that belong to their parents.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Justin Timberlake was the only one who was allowed to make an eight minutes song.

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@jameskubasu

5 years

Math teacher: Nick has two balls *11 year old me*

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5 years

Bomboclaat??

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2 years

When the fit looks exactly how you had planned it in your head>>>

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Me the entire day when I close Twitter for one second and come back

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@jameskubasu

1 year

One minute you're rich, the next minute you're a mathematician.

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@jameskubasu

5 years

Sending risky texts and they reply with the same energy >>>>>>>>

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@jameskubasu

2 years

I put on cologne even when I'm in the crib just to smell nice for myself.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

In black families you’ll be 25 babysitting your one yr old uncle 😂

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@jameskubasu

4 years

When you’re an adult now and you have to take yourself to the hospital

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@jameskubasu

4 years

How i eat a mango when I’m alone is not the same way i eat a mango when i have company 😂😭

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Go to that concert by yourself, go to the park, go eat at that restaurant you keep saying you want to go to. Do what you want to do, don’t wait on people

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@jameskubasu

4 years

*on my way to wash the dishes* Mum: NA UOSHE HIZO VYOMBO WEWE

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@jameskubasu

4 years

I miss my baby! 😹 I know im single but sometimes you gotta speak things into existence

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Getting ready for the day with music in the background >>>

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@jameskubasu

4 years

If we break up don’t text me cause I’m gonna text you back

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4 years

Girls who wear glasses >>>>

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3 years

Smelling good is a top priority for me.

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Mfs really treating school like its an option 😹

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2 years

Not having your own means of transport is such an inconvenience.

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2 years

I be smoking by myself and still lose the lighter

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5 years

Curse the day I learnt how to buy airtime with M-pesa

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3 years

How feminine your girl is depends on how masculine you are. Your masculinity gives her the opportunity to be feminine

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2 years

We all have that one comfort show that we don’t mind repeating.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

People with no sense of urgency irritate me. Keeping time is important.

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4 years

Aunties in the ruracio train

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3 years

Absolutely nobody: My brain: Peru Para

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4 years

My parents were wrong about not talking to strangers on the internet. Y’all are cool af

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3 years

“It’s Friday you tryna drink?” First of all I’m trying to quit. Second of all let’s go

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Inconsistency. Stop wasting my damn time

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Fuck Rapists. Fuck BBI and Fuck Coleslaw.

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@jameskubasu

4 years

This year I’ve been strong, next year I want to be happy

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@jameskubasu

3 years

The introverted urge to reply later and then forget to respond completely

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@jameskubasu

5 years

If you show me good music I will never forget you!!

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2 years

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Tenure

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@jameskubasu

5 years

Ever seen a girl and asked yourselfu how tf can someone be this pretty?!

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@jameskubasu

4 years

It’s kinda scary how happy one person can make you

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@jameskubasu

1 year

I put on cologne even when I'm in the house just to smell nice for myself.

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@jameskubasu

1 year

Every house has that smell that only the people living in there can't smell.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

My whole life is on do not disturb. I only deal with my favorites

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Mwanaume usikubali kunuka sabuni na vaseline. Invest in a scent.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

If the government is giving me a loan of 500/= nitakusaidiaje na 2k urgently.

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@jameskubasu

5 years

When i find out who tf made my mum sad

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2 years

Ukienda NSK ndio utajua Nairobi night life is madd

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3 years

Waving back at someone who you thought was waving at you has to be the most embarrassing experience

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3 years

I have a “why am i like this” moment at least 5 times a day

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3 years

If i spoil you it’s not because i got it like that, it’s because i got you like that

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Tomato flavored tropical heat crisps are top tier.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

We’re not here long enough to be living unhappy.

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Start with what you have. Hizo zingine zitakam baadae

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@jameskubasu

5 years

A pretty face is a must baby girl, we can buy you an ass later. OKAY?! okay

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Not being able to smell your own scent after a few minutes of putting it on sucks

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Kutoa earphones ndio unuse kama kitu inachomeka >

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Second set of portraits ♛

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@jameskubasu

1 year

I beg to differ. Fried nduma is very good. Chef's Kiss👨🏾‍🍳

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1 year

Nduma tastes horrible. Ban!

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@jameskubasu

4 years

“How do you know them?” bro we go to Twitter together

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@jameskubasu

3 years

I pray we get the future we always talk about having

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@jameskubasu

3 years

Heartbreak is biting into a samosa and tasting ndengu or viazi

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@jameskubasu

1 year

The uglier the plug the better the weed

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@jameskubasu

3 years

I miss my girl or his girl or whoever’s girl she is. I miss her😂😩

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@jameskubasu

1 year

You ever replay a night out in your head and be like wtf was I doing?

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@jameskubasu

2 years

No one should disturb you on your phone btw.

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2 years

Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Girls be older than you by one yr na watashinda wamesema “aw you’re such a baby.” Well OKAY...breastfeed me then.

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@jameskubasu

1 year

Siku njema huonekana pesa ikiingia. Asubuhi ni wewe

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@jameskubasu

5 years

Finally letting go when you’ve been so attached to someone. BEST FEELING MY GUYS!!!

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@jameskubasu

2 years

We’re too young to be unhappy. Cheer tf up, only got one life to live

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@jameskubasu

3 years

My internal monologue can be a whole podcast no lie

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@jameskubasu

2 years

Nikiwa bila pesa mimi hufeel mgonjwa💀😂

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@jameskubasu

2 years

You know you're an adult when something small like refilling the rice storage container makes you happy.

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@jameskubasu

4 years

She ain’t replying cause she asleep dreaming about you bro. Goodnight

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@jameskubasu

4 years

if you asked me to listen to a song and i genuinely liked it, then you literally cross my mind every time i listen to it

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@jameskubasu

4 years

Made some portraits:)

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3 years

I seriously admire my “idk how I’m going to do it, but imma get it done” ability.

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