What is it about sexual health clinics they just hire the loveliest women youโve ever met. Feel like I gain a new mum every time iโm in there. Was convinced the nurse I just met was gunna invite me for sunday roast
Heard a girl at the gym (18 or 19) last night say โthatโs so gayโ and thats all the confirmation i need that weโre going back leaps and bounds. What is this, 2004?
Can we agree that posting a picture of the sole of your foot and begging for someone to buy you a pint on the wetherspoons app is not โalphaโ behaviour
Being a straight man must be so embarrassing cos like i asked your gf where the toilet was and you pulled her away so hard you almost dislocated her shoulder ๐ซ
Asking strangers on gay apps to come over for cuddles will never sit right with me. Emotionless sex I get but cuddles? Seems very personal for someone youโve never met before
If your living room window is on a pavement i will make no attempt to conceal the fact i wanna see every inch of it. Wheres your cushions from? What snacks you got? What we watching?