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@jamesdnmnn

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that dirty dirty techno funk ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽงโœจ

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Joined March 2022
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@jamesdnmnn
James
1 year
Home workouts like its 2020 again
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2 years
Someone said I hold my phone like a chicken claw and now I canโ€™t unsee it
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1 year
She judges everyone
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GAYS. DO. NOT. HAVE. CUTE. DOGS.
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12 days
Why do you, a lone person, need to sit at the 4 seater table on a packed out train?
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James
1 year
Anyone wanna be my boyfriend for 4 days and come to mykonos with me
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1 year
Good with tools apparently
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1 year
Hung up
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James
6 months
What is it about sexual health clinics they just hire the loveliest women youโ€™ve ever met. Feel like I gain a new mum every time iโ€™m in there. Was convinced the nurse I just met was gunna invite me for sunday roast
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2 years
5 weeks to go
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1 year
Why
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James
1 year
Hate these instagram home renovations where they rip out all the character and make everything grey. Just looks like a co-op
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@jamesdnmnn
James
2 years
Hoe hoe hoe ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป
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James
1 year
Hated myself every single second of the day
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doc.ali
1 year
quote tweet with your gym progress๐Ÿคโ™ฅ๏ธ
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1 year
This man on grindr keeps sending me asos gift vouchers. Iโ€™ve made it guys . Officially a sugar baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ
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James
1 year
My dad: โ€˜when you go to these gay events youโ€™re not slagging it about are you?โ€™
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@jamesdnmnn
James
2 years
My straight mates ask me to judge their dick pics and honestly I feel like as a gay man itโ€™s my absolute duty to help them
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2 years
Hotel checkout times are the most heterosexual thing iโ€™ve ever encountered. Gays get in at 8am how tf we supposed to be up and out at 12?
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@jamesdnmnn
James
9 months
Currently wearing grey joggers and no pants. Is this what it feels like when a woman wears no bra cos iโ€™m loving it
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James
4 months
Ok this filter absolutely eats
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10 months
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James
1 year
A september summer
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James
2 years
Gay culture is being sat at work, eating lunch and scrolling through twitter casually watching men fuck like iโ€™m catching up on the news
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@jamesdnmnn
James
11 months
Woke up at 3am for a wee and let out the loudest scream cos i thought i stepped on a rat but it was just my fleshlight
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James
1 year
๐Ÿช
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1 year
๐Ÿง–
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James
2 years
Iโ€™m convinced this gave me my first orgasm
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James
1 year
Thereโ€™s a real epidemic of gays atm who think theyโ€™re regina george who go to prides to look down their nose at everyone. It must be so exhausting
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9 months
Euphoria ๐Ÿ’ซ
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1 year
Tubular
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1 year
Lots agreeing and disagreeing with my tweet. So for clarity this is what Iโ€™d consider a tasteful reno, and probably cheaper
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1 year
Why
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James
10 months
What is it with gays at gay events touching people without consent. Keep your fucking hands to yourself
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James
2 years
Heated
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@jamesdnmnn
James
2 years
Todays lesson was donโ€™t attempt a new bench PB without a spotter. Arms lookin cunt tho ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป
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James
2 years
Morning
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James
2 years
These cargos making me look like iโ€™m in Scouts
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James
10 months
Legs eleven
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James
9 months
Feeling very christmassy ๐ŸŽ„
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James
1 year
Bottoms: โ€˜itโ€™s ok I know my bodyโ€™
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2 years
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1 year
This filter did a lot of favours
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1 year
One pint or two
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9 months
Heard a girl at the gym (18 or 19) last night say โ€˜thatโ€™s so gayโ€™ and thats all the confirmation i need that weโ€™re going back leaps and bounds. What is this, 2004?
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5 months
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James
1 year
Drag queen transformations are our thing
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2 years
Levelling up โฌ†๏ธ
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James
5 months
Every gay in a 100 mile radius the moment โ€˜sugar daddyโ€™ is even whispered
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2 years
Send a sunbed and new airpods
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2 years
๐Ÿงข
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1 year
The sexiest gays live in manchester and nothing will change my mind
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James
1 year
โ€ฆ
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James
2 years
Can we have toilets just for gays please because straight menโ€™s toilet habits are actually foul
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James
4 months
Iโ€™ve never understood the expression parents use โ€˜heโ€™s gunna grow up to be such a little heartbreakerโ€™ A cunt then. Heโ€™s gunna be a cunt.
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2 years
Spending the next 6 months in joggers
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2 months
Just got wanked at in euston toilets. The dayโ€™s looking up girlies ๐Ÿ‘
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James
1 year
Can we agree that posting a picture of the sole of your foot and begging for someone to buy you a pint on the wetherspoons app is not โ€˜alphaโ€™ behaviour
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1 year
Hate these instagram home renovations where they rip out all the character and make everything grey. Just looks like a co-op
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1 year
The way this guy in m&s just clicked โ€˜age confirmedโ€™ without even looking at my face. You sir are a bitch
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James
10 months
Some of you lot would message a brick wall if it had a 7 inch cock
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1 year
Opened twitter next to my dad and someone was getting rimmed god give me strength
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10 months
โ€˜Now circles is going who wants the alt??โ€™
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James
2 years
A man on grindr has just asked to chloroform or โ€˜pretend strangleโ€™ me, then fuck my dead lifeless body
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3 months
Hoops out for hoopla โญ•๏ธ
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3 months
Being a straight man must be so embarrassing cos like i asked your gf where the toilet was and you pulled her away so hard you almost dislocated her shoulder ๐Ÿซ 
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2 months
Application sent
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10 months
๐Ÿค 
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9 months
Just bought a childโ€™s birthday cake as a snack. Someone please intervene
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1 year
Cubicle โœŒ๐Ÿป
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1 year
@domtheeaquarius This is her
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10 days
The village shop charging ยฃ16 for 4 tinnies is absolutely criminal
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James
2 years
Is anyone else getting home from work and getting straight in bed?
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James
2 years
How do you ask who wants to be in your circle without getting judged for having a circle? Asking for a friend
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James
6 months
@lkbrndo Taking your sexual health seriously is nothing to be sniffed at!
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James
2 months
I dont want to sound ungrateful here but
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6 months
Asking strangers on gay apps to come over for cuddles will never sit right with me. Emotionless sex I get but cuddles? Seems very personal for someone youโ€™ve never met before
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9 months
If your living room window is on a pavement i will make no attempt to conceal the fact i wanna see every inch of it. Wheres your cushions from? What snacks you got? What we watching?
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