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4 years

Oh you go to UCI? So do you rave or go to Disneyland every week?

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4 years

The ONLY reason the UC system is making the announcement that we are having in-person instruction next year 8 months early is so that prospective students make their acceptances. It’s yield season everyone.

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@jackjack_o She has such an alternative pop girl face

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3 years

I GOT TICKETS AHHH IM GOING TO WINTER QUARTER 2022 🤩🤩🤩😍😭😭😖😔

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3 years

on UCI webreg like I’m getting concert tickets 💀💀

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2 years

I have never seen this place in the sunlight

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4 years

Couldn’t let you off of No Simp September that easy ;)

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3 years

honored blasian culture with the #saweetiemeal I know das right !

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4 years

Was reading out loud a passage for class and pronounced “busy” as “bussy” ...... goodbye.

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2 years

hey 🫁

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3 years

I think they sleighed

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5 years

Nobody: VSCO SPOP staffers: You’re gonna love it here! UCI is my home now, and I used to dread having to come here! and I spoop and I spoop spspspspsp

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2 years

Graduated with my people today 🫶🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰 felt so much love today, literally SO MUCH! 🎉

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3 years

on UCI webreg like I’m getting concert tickets 💀💀

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jalen ¨̮

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1 year

A little reveal :)

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7 months

UC IRVINE MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️

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3 years

I wrote this piece on performative activism!! I know a lotttt of people on this app need to see this. And I mean A LOT of them.

Black Squares and Boba Balls

Boba Liberalism, Performativity, and Anti-Blackness

politicallyinvisible.substack.com

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4 years

Excuse me what the hell????? WHY exactly have the Add/Drop/Change of Grade policies changed all of a sudden for this quarter? When the pandemic is WORSE than ever before, and if anything students should be given more forgiveness instead of less ????????

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4 years

lemme start something: Anyone find it very INTERESTING that when Cardi B and Meg released WAP back in August, they got a ton of backlash for being “too sexual” and “vulgar” yet when Ariana released a WHOLE ALBUM about sex...nothing but praise for the innocent white woman? 😬yikes

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4 years

Cat owners SPOP staffers 🤝 spspspspspspsp

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jalen ¨̮

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2 years

not r/UCI 😭 what was the reasonnnn 😖😖

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2 years

1. Successfully quit my job 2. Submitted my last grad school application at the airport 3. About to board a flight to New York 😎 Ws only all 2023

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4 years

MAKE SURE UR MUTED IF UR GONNA F SOMEONE DURING CLASS OH MY LORDEEEE MY EARSSS

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3 years

I wonder if my professors know that every single email I’ve sent at 8AM was a schedule send, and actually written at 3AM the night before

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2 months

@braingoferal 😨 you’re wasian?!

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3 years

instagram saw these already but I rlly like these pictures :)

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5 months

@SaafirKing wait…. You’re a fruit?!?! 😦

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4 years

I present to you: my eyes and hands

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4 years

We hate Zoom YAHWWW

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3 years

I’m sorry but what the hell is this 😭

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3 years

Online school again for a non-online university with its non-online tuition 😃 this is so gd traumatic

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@jalengeejones

3 years

In need of a iMessage react that isn’t as soulless and passive-aggressive as the thumbs-up, but also not as wildly crazy and excited as the heart react

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3 years

So online until end of week 4……. Yeah we’re never getting out of hell 😂🤣😂🤣😂😭

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3 years

POC we’re on a date

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4 years

Tired of living in unprecedented times😔 Would rather live in unpresidented times🙏

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4 years

what if we pronounced socal like local

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@jalengeejones

4 years

Taking Personality Psych this quarter and I’m very confused.... Apparently the Big 5 Personality Traits aren’t Campus Reps, SPOP, AMP, Student Housing, and Research :/

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@jalengeejones

2 years

GRADUATED! 🎉🎉

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

4 years

My sister was featured in Essence magazine!! :))) Give it a read to see some #BlackGirlMagic

Teenage Filmmaker Leans On Michelle Obama's Words To Tell ‘The Power of Hope’ | Essence

LA-area filmmaker Kalia Love Jones, 14, said she “wanted to tell a story that would be inspiring to every girl just like me.”

www.essence.com

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@jalengeejones

2 years

FINISHED MY HONORS THESIS!!!!! WOW! 51 PAGES

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@jalengeejones

2 years

YOOO I JUST SAW MEGAN THEE STALLION 😩😩😩💘 yelled “COLLEGE GRADUATE!!” And she gave me the “AHH👅”

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4 years

when it’s clearly uc Irvine ☝️🙄

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4 years

I always knew SPOP ‘20 was fire 🤭🤧

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4 years

I wonder if we’d still be in a pandemic if shocktoberfest didn’t get cancelled two years ago

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3 years

Please never be this down bad 😭

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2 years

Need Chloe and Halle to remember they still owe me that Ungodly Hour tour

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@jalengeejones

4 years

I think what I miss the most about pre-COVID was seeing my friends’ smiles without a two screens’ distance between us

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@jalengeejones

4 years

Yes!!!! Thirty more days until covid expires! We got this y’all, push through !!

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@jalengeejones

3 years

The UCI WiFi SUCKS JESUS CHRISTTTT I’m about to damn fail this class because I can’t stay in the fockin Zoom

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@jalengeejones

3 years

@muhkleet I need to know who was hurting this man. STAT.

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@jalengeejones

4 years

BRUH NOT ME BEING HIT ON OVER ZOOMMM💀 so the pandemic has won hasn’t it 😭

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@jalengeejones

4 years

Now tell me why it’s harder to get into the Comp Sci major at UCI than it is to break into the capital 😭

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@jalengeejones

3 years

Replace the phrase “I looked it up” with “so I was doing some research” and suddenly you’re the smartest person in the room

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@jalengeejones

4 years

officially decided it’s time to become twitter famous.✨ .y’xll can like all my stuff now

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@jalengeejones

4 years

HUHHHH I JUST GOT 100% ON A PAPER I DID THE DAY OF IN A CLASS I ALMOST MADE P/NP AGSHDKAKAKSJ WOW

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@jalengeejones

3 years

If my last in-person spring quarter was my first year i’m going to end it all 😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹

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8 months

Ofc I had to bring out the barong for the red carpet 😌🇵🇭

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@jalengeejones

4 years

All jokes aside, Kamala actually looks really good here.

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

2 years

You can’t tell me @AnirudhPish doesn’t have a crush on me!!!! 😮‍💨

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@jalengeejones

4 years

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today!

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

2 months

The lesson here is to make sure you save the photo before you add your stupid little song onto your ig story :/

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@jalengeejones

4 years

“So wake up the members of my nation... it’s YOUR time to be. There's no chance, unless YOU take one... the time to see The Brighter Side of [America]” -President elect Miranda Cosgrove🇺🇸 Truly inspiring.

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

3 years

celebrated Solar Power with the sweetest sunrise

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@jalengeejones

3 years

A stranger told me I looked beautiful when I took my mask off … I was hoping to capture that in a pic 😵‍💫

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@jalengeejones

4 years

Kamala reading the last part of this tweet

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So Biden said 6 week lockdown to manage covid & then we outside this summer????? LOCK ME UP

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jalen ¨̮

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3 years

Northern California had some good looking people there ! 😨

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

4 years

Anyone else constantly forget Obama’s last name?

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4 years

Thank you to the white gen z youth for solving racism and saving America!!! :,)

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4 years

Are you bonking other bitches yes or no

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4 years

Question for ppl who live in cold places: Do y’all wear socks to bed? Asking as a Californian that shivers at 70 degrees

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@jalengeejones

4 years

I just think it’s funny how I didn’t apply to be an RA because I wanted to go abroad to France and ~find myself~ and then covid said now I’m studying abroad in my parent’s house for the year

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@jalengeejones

1 year

forgot to show twitter that i was in New York :0

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

4 years

Campuswide Honors students

✧ 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷 ✧

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who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?

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3 years

Omg just got recognized in public as being From Twitter. I think this is peak fame 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

2 years

I need Twitter circles already so I can finally talk about UCI Housing on here

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@jalengeejones

2 years

Being the exact same size as your best friend works wonders because DANG the way this suit jacket fits me like it’s mine😮‍💨😮‍💨 red carpet here I come🕴️

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

2 years

I guess I’m boutta have bad luck for two years! 😖

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

3 years

the live to laugh to love pipeline

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@jalengeejones

3 years

I hope the twitter farmers are doing ok 🥺 I heard there’s no more twitter crops

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

4 years

Y’all funny as hell 😹 saying shit like “after the pandemic” 🤣🤣 like that reality exists!!!!! 😂😂😂😳😂m😂🙄😂🤣 comedians, you’re all!

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3 years

went to LACMA and something … peculiar happened

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4 years

I do not enjoy being an Apple Music listener 🥲

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

10 months

I am absolutely FLOORED and in awe by the fact that this writing workshop I was admitted to is paying for my stay at a hotel in New Orleans this weekend ??? forever grateful for The Black School and Art Papers 🥹💛

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@jalengeejones

4 years

Can’t believe people are still paying for Greek Life this year😭 yo that’s not a frat party, that’s a Netflix Party

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

2 years

People with tattoos are kinda like hydroflasks with stickers when you really think about it

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

3 months

I think we ALL reunite in new video

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@PopCrave

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Victoria Justice and Daniella Monet reunite in new video.

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@jalengeejones

3 years

Photo of my grandparents trying out American food and liking it so they stayed here (circa 1960)

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jalen ¨̮

@jalengeejones

4 years

got a car now!:) yea sure I can drive places, but the best part is that I can play the only two CDs I ever bought on repeat from this point forward 🥰 & if u know me then u know EXACTLY what two albums will be playing😎😎

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@jalengeejones

4 years

A BLACK WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE! AN ASIAN WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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@jalengeejones

3 years

Getting closer and closer to Nirvana each day

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4 years

I hope Swagman is doing alright these days 😔

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@jalengeejones

4 years

NOOOOO!!!! I just realized that because of COVID, I’m missing my chance to scam SO MANY FIRST YEARS OUT OF THEIR FREE ANTEATERY SWIPES ASDKFKSNAV I HATE IT HERE

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@jalengeejones

4 years

This quarantine has made me an introvert 😎 I officially hate everyone ! Texting? Too much work Meeting up? Maybe next year Leaving the house? In another life

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@jalengeejones

3 years

Just got back to the US from Texas 😔 ugh I hate it here 💔💔💔💔

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4 years

People from Santa Clarita be like “I don’t know a spot” because there fucking are none.

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@jalengeejones

3 years

Truth is, I am a toy that people enjoy ‘till all of the tricks don’t work anymore…….. hi welcome to mcdonalds could i interest you in the Liability Lorde happy meal? *breaks down into tears*

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4 years

a concept: Instagram Live but only for close friends list.

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