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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
❤️
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@jakemalasek
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15 days
I mean this is HOF level from the kid.
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15 days
Baby on my flight is putting up a generational screaming session. Honestly gotta tip my cap.
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@jakemalasek
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2 months
Kinda hilarious the US has 350 million people and can’t find like 15 good soccer players.
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@jakemalasek
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5 months
what’s up brother
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@jakemalasek
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2 years
These guys will do anything for clicks
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@jakemalasek
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1 year
Might be the worst guess of all time
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
My Grandfather storming the Beaches of Normandy (1944)
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2 years
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@jakemalasek
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6 months
Randomly found this video in my camera roll scrolling through it the other day: This random couple who I assume are on a first or second date getting to know each other. And @Philly_Mays watching Phillies in the NLCS 3 feet next to them.
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@jakemalasek
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4 months
Steven Cheah looks like a teacher that will respond “I don’t know. Can you?” when you ask if you can go to the bathroom.
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@jakemalasek
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26 days
Will never get over this. Peak athletic moment of my life. Shoutout @Ibra_official it was an honor!
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
She has a boyfriend. No questions at this time.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
UPDATE: Turns out she’s English and we’re currently DMing on Instagram.
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@jakemalasek
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
GRADUATION IS HERE @StuartFeiner
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Somebody’s daughter:
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
The Academy switching the Best Actor winner to Will Smith after the slap
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
15 days
Baby on my flight is putting up a generational screaming session. Honestly gotta tip my cap.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Checkmate, women.
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@jakemalasek
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2 years
Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Somebody’s daughter:
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
Jada’s shit must be GRIPPIN grippin
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
5 months
damn.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 months
Someone told me Cheah was in the bathroom silent for a couple minutes and then randomly yelled “Kelsey Plum only has 3 points at half?!?”
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The Yak
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Case Race 6 took a toll
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
4 years
You know what I saw today, Joy? Russell Wilson working his lower body on Twitter during his Coronavirus quarentine. You think Baker Mayfield was in the gym? Huh? He was probably on Tik Tok doing dances. Russell’s hard a worker, Baker‘s a hard twerker itstheherd. @JoeyMulinaro
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@jakemalasek
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1 year
oh my god she’s on fire
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@jakemalasek
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@jakemalasek
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28 days
This is not good.
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@jakemalasek
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2 months
please stop saying “or 2 good presidential candidates” we get it
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@jakemalasek
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@MensHealthMag
Men's Health Mag
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"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall."
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
You gotta be fucking kidding me
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@jakemalasek
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26 days
I cannot believe this is real.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Conor McGregor in that interview sounded like Robin Williams doing an impression of an Irishman #UFC264
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
4 months
What the fuck, man.
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@jakemalasek
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5 months
You’re welcome, America.
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@jakemalasek
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6 months
I’ll say it if nobody else will. This just didn’t go in.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
5 months
New favorite Tik Tok account. This guy goes from breaking down every aspect of Luke Kuechly’s life to the greatest hype video ever created seamlessly. God DAMN I am juiced.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
1 year
Logging off.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
7 months
Let It Be • The Beatles Solo Loop* *(for dudes eyes only)
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
HASBULLA VS FRANK THE TANK #FrankTheTankChallenge @NjTank99
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Dogsitting for @Billyhottakes tonight. Will update everyone on how it goes.
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Lincoln Riley checking Twitter
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Borat (2006)
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
*Skylar Thompson throws downfield* Jaylen Waddle:
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@jakemalasek
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3 years
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
It’s official... Stephen A. Smith Burner has been banned
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@jakemalasek
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Name two actors you’d like to see in a rom-com together.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
RIP Phillip Rivers 🙏
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
3 years
Father Of World's Biggest Family Passes Away Leaving 94 Kids, 39 Wives, 33 Grandchildren
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@jakemalasek
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8 months
Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter:
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@jakemalasek
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3 years
Mintzy walking down Bourbon Street
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@jakemalasek
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4 years
There’s a new sheriff in town 🤠 @Jarrett_Stidham #GoPats
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2 years
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
1 year
I really hate pumping my own tires, but this is super cool. Still doesn’t feel real that I get to do this.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
7 months
I gotta stop going on the Yak, man.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
1 year
#1 Seeds that lost to #16 Seeds are 1-0 all time in winning the natty the year after
@stoolgambling
Barstool Gambling
1 year
#1 seeds are 147-1 all time vs #16 seeds
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
4 years
@AdamSchefter Jets fans seeing this tweet
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
POV: We’re on a date together.
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3 years
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@jakemalasek
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7 months
Monday night loopin’ with Dave
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 years
He is Him.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
4 months
Patrick Mahomes, count your days buddy.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
1 year
Pretty surreal seeing myself in one of these tweets, but a MASSIVE win for the boys tonight over Sweden. Quick turnaround tomorrow against a hungry Philippines squad at 4PM EST. 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
@WorldLacrosse
World Lacrosse
1 year
Goalie assist 👏 #WLMC | #SanDiego2023
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 months
If you can’t label all 50 states on a map you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
9 months
He knew all religions 🕊️
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@jakemalasek
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5 months
WE’RE DANCING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
The only video I’ve ever made that I hoped didn’t have to be released. Thank you, Tom.
@stoolgambling
Barstool Gambling
3 years
Tom Brady. Greatest Ever.
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@jakemalasek
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3 months
I did not say this!
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@jakemalasek
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5 years
Trevor Lawrence watching the Heisman Trophy Ceremony back in his dorm room #HeismanTrophy
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Cool first day at work. @BarstoolYak
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
15 days
@BurnerWjp no take backs
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Yesterday, I started as a full-time employee at Barstool Sports. Extremely grateful to everyone who helped me get here and helped me stick around. Very excited to keep creating for @BSSportsbook (follow!) and being a part of the Barstool journey. 🚀🌕
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@jakemalasek
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
👀
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
8 months
I will never forget Ka’imi Fairbairn missing an XP and losing me $900. Truly one of the worst beats of my life.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 years
Duke’s Players of the Game
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 months
Super Regional Bound @UVABaseball
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@jakemalasek
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9 months
Feel for this random guy who just texted me. Been there.
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@jakemalasek
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7 months
Tony absolutely broke Jim 😂😂😂
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3 years
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@jakemalasek
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8 months
My new favorite sports dude out there. 9 minutes of pure cinema.
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@jakemalasek
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2 years
University of Virginia.
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Jake Malasek
1 year
This is one of my lowest moments ever. @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
10 months
Adopted a dog today. Everybody meet Osmo.
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@jakemalasek
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2 months
Tickets via camera should be illegal. The cop should have to catch me.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
3 months
Loving my sister’s college graduation. Congrats to her.
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@jakemalasek
Jake Malasek
2 months
“does male yearning exist?”
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does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?
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@jakemalasek
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3 years
World Series: Won Curse: Reversed Angry Orchards: Deleted
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