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Jake Iverson

@jakeiverson57

9 months

Starting a 2024 watch thread: 🎟️ = In theater 🛋️ = At home 🥇 = First time watch

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Jake Iverson

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7 months

Guys I love Marty too but every one of his late period movies are about how America has a black heart and no soul and has always been this way and will never be fixed. Not hard to figure out why he’s not winning Oscars.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@Aurelio1869 @ricsanchez Forgot how early on in the pandemic this was. We were like two months in and this dude was ready to go to war for shredded cheese.

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2 years

@Aurelio1869 @ricsanchez Everyone was making sourdough and clapping for first responders and my man was going to deck a teenager making $2.10 for making his wife wait.

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Jake Iverson

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5 years

@GenePark

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

We are making this woman publicly relive the worst thing that ever happened to over and over again her because people liked a pirate movie from 20 years ago.

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2 years

Four weeks into this case, I remain struck by how few people seem to know the basic facts involved. Here is Amber Heard describing the incident where Depp accused her of sleeping with James Franco. [Mega-TW for abuse]

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Jake Iverson

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7 months

@BenShh1 Why does everyone treat Ke Huy Quan like a make a wish kid and not a professional who won an award for being good at his job?

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@LibrarianPoster Why are they all acting like this is underground or hard to find? This movie made $500 million five years ago

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Jake Iverson

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6 years

Imagine racing someone in a go cart and you finally pass them and it’s Kanye West.

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6 years

Kanye at @SixFlags today.

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Jake Iverson

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7 months

Also Irishman and KOTF both had the misfortunes of coming out in stacked years. If he’d released those in 2018 and 2022, he probably wins Best Picture and Best Director both years.

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Jake Iverson

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6 months

Butler is already an elite face actor. He’s just got it.

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feyd-rautha's thirst for blood is insane here

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Jake Iverson

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@kenklippenstein @chrislhayes

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

Hey real quick what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

In Billings tonight James McMurtry did his encore in drag to protest Montana’s drag ban.

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Jake Iverson

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2 months

Great supposition in here that Trump’s insistence that Hannibal Lecter endorsed him is because he confused Jon Voight and Anthony Hopkins, which made something click into place in my brain.

6’3” pool boy bitch 🦩

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2 months

We dug into the transcripts and found that Trump's babbling references to 'The Silence of the Lambs' and Hannibal Lecter go back an entire year. Here's how the bizarre riff has evolved in that time:

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@bornposting The Green Knight, famously a new original story.

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Jake Iverson

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4 years

@OldMemeArchive Calling Justin Bieber a girl was basically 2011’s only joke

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

@Hoe_Leopard Jokes on him, I actually own the picture, too.

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

The real problem with Don’t Look Up, and maybe any attempt at a modern satire, is that you’ll never do anything funnier than this

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Jake Iverson

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4 months

@Jesse_Brenneman I mean don’t we do this like every two months anyway?

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Jake Iverson

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5 years

@WeWuzBoomers They just can’t stop making him look cool.

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Jake Iverson

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2 months

@Jesse_Brenneman Really could see him going through a carnivore diet arc

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

@Jesse_Brenneman My rebuttal is that Errol Childress is set up as the fall guy, to the extent that they’re having him live at the ritual spot, just in case somebody stumbles onto it.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

You couldn’t write it.

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2 years

I've been perusing the Jordan Peterson fan circles for the past few weeks and it's interesting to see how so many of them are somewhere between shock, denial, and cope in JP confirming what we've know all along, which is that JP is a transphobe and a right wing nut job.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

My aunt and uncle have a movie club with their friends, and they all get to pick a movie to watch and discuss. It’s all art house stuff and then one guy picked Jackass Forever and they’re all mad at him about it.

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

Shohei Ohtani being an MVP caliber hitter? I can handle it. Shohei Ohtani being a Cy Young caliber pitcher? Fine, I can deal with that. Shohei Ohtani being this handsome? Sorry, I just can’t handle it. You gotta pick two things to be that good at. He’s cheating.

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

@OldMemeArchive All of those songs are better than Bohemian Rhapsody

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

Homeless people aren’t animals. Stop talking about them like they’re pigs or ants.

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

The Montana hi-line, famous bastion of liberalism.

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The national divorce.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@CityGooner Also just an insane thing to whine about. Who doesn’t like The Band?

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

Proud of this headline

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

@benfowlkesMMA Almost every day I think about him asking Spielberg about his "beef with the Nazis"

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@ObamaEraCons

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

This movie should be in theaters at all times. At least one screen needs to do three showings of Titanic a day.

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1 year

Your favorite director could never btw

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

Taco John’s is better than Taco Bell but I’m the only one brave enough to say it.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@timo77lol I take both of their sides.

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Jake Iverson

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3 months

@trendy_gwendy I do feel like a big part of his appeal is that he’s behind some of the most wicked images in film history and then the camera cuts and he’s like “Okey-dokie that was great!”

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Jake Iverson

@jakeiverson57

7 months

Putting on your Taylor Lorenz t-shirt to get absolutely owned by her lmfaoooo

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"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.

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Jake Iverson

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5 years

@AndyOstroy Imagine thinking this made you look like the good guy.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@Laura_Mason94 @AceyMainman

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

@SmallPutrk Wolf of Wall Street might be, scene for scene, the most entertaining movie ever made

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Jake Iverson

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4 years

@Mothstoflame96 @nycguidovoice I was there and he did

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1 year

@kenklippenstein They have one Elon “epic” face and they use it for fucking everything

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1 year

@clapifyoulikeme Where does this person think Christopher Nolan is from?

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

I’m so tired of being upset by bad parachute journalism about Montana but truly how do they keep getting worse?

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

Billings is now an impact crater stretching from Shepherd to Pryor. Only I am left alive. And they are hunting me.

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

I’m calling for a moratorium on articles about people moving to Montana. I no longer need to read a sympathetic portrait of some demon coming here and forcing someone out of a house.

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Jake Iverson

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7 months

Am owning that this was a dumb thing to say but in my defense I thought three of my friends would be the only people to see it lol

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Jake Iverson

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11 months

@eventualforever Was this the first movie a lot of people ever watched?

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Jake Iverson

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8 months

Great moments in @jimmypardo history

scott dog 🏳️‍🌈

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8 months

Who got that one Comedy Bang! Bang! clip?

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Jake Iverson

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9 months

@pderevere Dudes rock

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Jake Iverson

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4 months

People call Bozeman “Boz Angeles” which is a really bad nickname since Los Angeles has culture and things to do.

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Jake Iverson

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5 months

Over the next couple days I am embarking on the Southeast Montana Burger Tour, a particularly brilliant bit of marketing from the Visit Southeast Montana. The tour winds from Billings to Ekalaka, highlighting 25 burger joints across the less visited parts of the state.

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

It's artless and kinda boring to snark about every piece of parachute journalism but truly what the hell are you talking about?

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

Famously the hallmark of good journalism is to already know what you want your sources to say when you’re looking for them.

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Presented without comment:

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

@Sturgeons_Law I live in a different universe from these people

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Jake Iverson

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5 years

@WeWuzBoomers One of the greatest benefits of Bernie’s campaign is that just stating his goals and beliefs sounds fucking awesome.

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Jake Iverson

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6 months

Don’t let the elephant drink pit water, he’ll become indestructible.

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Jake Iverson

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4 years

@OldMemeArchive Oh this guy has absolutely killed since he made this

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Jake Iverson

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7 months

(The “it would have won in other years” take, btw. All my other takes remain good and true)

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

I’ve never actually said this, but Some Personal News:

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

@JoshRassner Trying to imagine how you think this is a win for you?

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

@rilomania247 A sneaky very funny movie

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5 years

@WeWuzBoomers Thank god he’s wearing that Prez pin so I can tell who he is

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7 months

@BrndnStrssng Care about the thing he worked hard to make

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

@tannerburks You really looked in the mirror and went “Yup, going with this look.”

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Jake Iverson

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3 years

@Srirachachau Scorsese putting that scene right after Belfort punches his wife in the stomach is some real maestro shit

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Jake Iverson

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5 months

Think this might be the best photo I’ve ever taken.

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1 year

@cold_currents Dying to watch Terror of the Inquisition

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Jake Iverson

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1 month

I think Livingston is the smallest Montana town I would confidently get sushi in.

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

There’s a way to write a fine “I moved to MT from a city” piece but it can’t include bragging about having $1 million in cash and renting for a fortune in a town where workers live in their cars, complaining about how everyone here has bad fashion and how all the men are stupid.

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Jake Iverson

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2 years

RRR (2022): The only accurate movie about the British ever made.

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Jake Iverson

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4 months

I honestly would love to have a brain like this. Every minor inconvenience is part of a global conspiracy to kill me. Nothing about my life is trivial or boring, it's all high global politics. You'd feel so special all the time!

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Kids are noticing the difference in the fruits.

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Jake Iverson

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@phoebe_bridgers

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1 year

@alpine_wx @JasonIsbell The famously apolitical band Drive-By Truckers

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4 years

@pattymo Here’s the cool and normal take from my local paper today.

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@JimJarmuschHair “Look at me like you understand me” killed me

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@SharpFootball

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@KyleOrkmansen Whatever man this shit’s boring who cares

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@vivarockbella @ricsanchez

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10 months

Goddamnit

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Jake Iverson

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1 month

You’ve got Wallace, Idaho, a wonderful town for a bunch of reasons and one of them is they put the whole place on the National Historic Register so they had to build I-90 over it, not through it.

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I have always wondered what’s goin on here

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Jake Iverson

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5 years

@WeWuzBoomers NO TIMEZONE

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3 months

Billings is the west, but Missoula is not. However, Missoula is west of Billings. Simply one of the great mysteries at the heart of Montana.

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Jake Iverson

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@esjesjesj This comes from a fundamental lack of curiosity. Lots of scholarship supports the idea that early Britons had dark skin. Isn’t that fascinating? Doesn’t that make you want to learn more? Instead these guys just get mad.

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Jake Iverson

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1 year

@JohnDiLillo Absolutely insane that “Austin Butler wasn’t good in Elvis” has become a thing on here

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