@JesseKellyDC
in the process of moving my 72 yo parents in my house so I can sell their farm land. they can’t afford to hire the farmers, and can’t afford the gas necessary to get to town to BUY gas. also can’t afford the food even if they could get to the store. FJB
@johnpavlovitz
Why do you say that John? Do you think all of our fairy wings got clipped and we're stuck in the gilded cage? I gotta tell you BLM, Antifa and "81 million" votes busted a hole in that cage and many of us fluttered and skipped our way out.
#walkaway
@JackPosobiec
I have an employee in the hospital right now. 28 yo, healthy...vaccinated and boosted...suffering pericarditis. No history of heart disease in the family.
@libsoftiktok
This is easy: get involved in your kids schools. Booster clubs, PTA, run for school board, attend the meetings, raise your voice, and publish the video. Otherwise, it's going to continue.
@MichaelEMann
@Marriott
@Marriott
Keep in mind that the people attacking and threatening you are asking you to censor what your guests are watching. i doubt that any of their threats are true, and I certainly hope you don’t fall for it. real travelers don’t care what’s on TV. nor do real gym goers.
Well. I officially sold my parents house. the one where I was abused for a dozen years. tempted to donate the proceeds to something I know they both would absolutely hate.
suggestions??
@realchrisrufo
From a Disney insider: "our biggest fear is that corporate will use us (employees) as a weapon again. layoff thousands, blame politicians and encourage us to vote against them."
@Sleepy_Pancake_
@Mauchit_Ron
@nytimes
nice filter, they are also portrayed as caring, loving humans that protect and defend someone in danger. They are actual heroes in the film. Also, 'only humans'? pretty sure mirrors don't actually talk either.
@TaylorLorenz
No. I'm gonna have to go on and point out that doxxing IS the story.
The attacks against us in the LGB side of the spectrum are most often coming from the fringe elements that people like you in the media are inciting with your feigned outrage and fabricated concern.
@KevinKileyCA
@slazzTM2
Actually
@KevinKileyCA
, Democrats in LA learned a lot. They learned that people in the county will do whatever they are told. Voters believe the hype and hysteria, and will pay higher taxes. they will also live as hostages and thank their overlords. Yep. They learned a lot.
@libsoftiktok
I hate to say it, but other, legitimate teachers need to stand up to this crap. At this point, you have to assume they are all doing the same thing, only behind the curtain.
Just got pulled over by a guy I used to hookup with. I had no idea he was a cop.
Well...no ticket and guess where Ill be later?
Well...not soon, but I laid the ground work...im not THAT big a slut!
Texted my buddy earlier:
Me: Lunch?
Him: Can't...balls deep in a dude. Will text when I unload.
Me: LOL
2 minutes later...
Him: Five Guys?
Seriously, 2 minutes!!! LOL
@beards_cigars
it’s self defense. A crowd of people surround my car insisting that I stop. I feel terrified for my life and use deadly force to protect myself.
Replace ‘protestors’ with ‘cartel members’ and the situation is clear.
@MarcLobliner
My deepest, most humbled apologies. I will immediately change my profile to include my pronouns! and a flag of some country I probably can't find on a map.
Standing at a urinal in an airport bathroom, and the dude next to me (who is very hot) is taking pics of his junk. From what I can see, he should definitely be proud, but at a public urinal?? Really?
At a restaurant last night from a couple on what appeared to be a first date:
Her (?): You don’t know what it’s like being a woman.
Him: Neither do you. (Finishing his beer)
Her: I am a woman.
Him: Not with a dick you’re not. (walked out)
I believe there was a surprise.
@JesseKellyDC
At a concert over the weekend with roughly 2000 people. Saw a couple at a table in the back with about 8 folks. Only them wearing a mask. Until they did a line of coke, then they'd take the straw from the next person, pull the mask down, and pass the straw. It's about safety!
@JesseKellyDC
My father died in the ICU. The only person in the room was the charge nurse who didn't know anything about him, and didn't give a crap about any of us. COVID restrictions ensured that he was buried by my sister and I, alone. No one else, not even his wife, could be present.
So I graduated from a large university. i was also a member of a large national frat.
I must have missed the part where everyone was fucking each other.
I think all this porn is a lie.
Just for the record, real sex and porn sex are not the same. Real sex is rarely pretty, nor as well lit. The timing gets off and positions are awkward.
@JesseKellyDC
Trumps biggest failure was believing that the establishment Republicans had his (and America's) best interests at heart. He trusted the swamp creatures and got burned.
I was asked today if I was into water sports.
I’ve come to realize that Jet Skiing is not…in fact…one of those water sports.
I’ve been educated…not sure I needed that knowledge…but there it is.
Sexy smile neighbor was doing yard work just now. We chatted. Wife and kids are out of town so we’re hanging out this evening in the pool (it’s really fucking hot).
I will be skinny dipping…let’s see how that goes. LOL
Glad I stopped by walmart this morning.
@TheB52s
leave kids alone. it’s not that hard. the sudden, vehement surge toward toxicity between the LGB and TQ(Whatever) has set back gay rights like never before.
@Hotcelebhunter
yep. that look tells you exactly what it takes like.
I little 'what the fuck' with a hint of 'I did what?!'
He'll be back. They always come back for more.
Shout out to Ryan at Old Navy for helping me pick out my new jeans. He was right. They were pretty tight in the crotch, but with a bit of adjustment they look great.
@lajamfam
It's because they have a huge malaria problem, and malaria drugs work against COVID, even providing a high level of defense against other coronaviruses.
@mail_american
honest, hardworking people who contribute to society and don't commit crimes should have a simpler path to citizenship. But, that's not what's pouring across the border.
General rules for when your man needs head:
1. when he’s in a bad mood
2. when he’s in a good mood
3. when he’s asleep
4. when he wakes up
5. while he’s in the shower
6. while he’s driving
8. before he goes to work
9. when he gets home from work
I hope it helps.
Got DMd from a rando chastising me for picking on the boney-assed twink. "Your posts are mean and you're going to lose followers."
(1) I didn't even know I had followers. (2) I'm not sure what they're following. (3) I post mean shit, and (4) I've been lost for decades.
@JesseKellyDC
So they had zero problem preventing 'health care professionals' from recommending care for the treatment of COVID, but they're okay with turning kids into mutated sex machines...got it.