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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 month

The Trump Abdul from the taliban story just made me cry laughing. “I sent Abdul from the taliban a picture of his house and he said why are you sending me a picture of my house and I said you’re going to have to figure that out Abdul”

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 months

This is, unquestionably, the best maple leafs call in the last 20 years

Maple Leafs Hotstove

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6 months

"WE'RE GOING TO BOSTON AGAIN!" NYLANDER 2ND of the Playoffs vs Bruins courtesy of @Bonsie1951 and @Jim_Ralph . @LeafsJelly

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Pastrnak is ripping hat tricks in round two (after winning a series yet again) against the supposed defensive juggernaut islanders and Marner is telling me for the fourth year in a row that they couldn’t start on time in a fucking playoff game. Couldn’t find a more tired excuse

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

11 months

How is this team good man

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Please god let this man be okay. Not for hockey, but for his family

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

8 months

Vegas will never be bad again because they simply trade picks and prospects for currently good players who are 25-30 perpetually. They never draft anybody because they don’t need to. Guy gets old? Off to Arizona. New guy becomes available? Take two of our picks. Forever

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 years

Cry more innocent small child

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

9 months

Connor McDavid was “sailing” out there in the fastest skater competition. And in 1921 the HMCS Oriole “sailed” her maiden voyage from Massachusetts. She’s still stationed at CFB Halifax, right where two *other* first overall picks in this AllStar game played their youth hockey

Spittin' Chiclets

@spittinchiclets

9 months

What are these 3 talking about?

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 months

As a non drinker i can say with 100% conviction that drinking and especially drinking and driving is a persons choice. Just make the legal limit 0.00. Increase the punishments for DUI. Pretty simple to me. I have zero problem avoiding drunk driving 🤷

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Very important thing about Brandon Hagel to remember: he has not won a Stanley cup and simply pretends he has

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

I’m actually baffled at people who are going out in groups, attending bars/restaurants. Im genuinely astounded by the selfishness. If this tweet hurts you it’s because you need to change your behaviours. Look at Italy. Look at Spain. Open your fuckin eyes.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

*grandfather Mitch Marner explaining his career to his young grandchildren* "and so the trade was how i ended up playing my whole career in the sunbelt and never won anything. but it's important to remember, kids, i now have 88 million dollars instead of 81 million dollars"

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

8 months

It is so funny that the sens finally get one good player five years after trading their in-prime superstar for scraps, and the entire league thinks he’s a pathetic loser

Everyday Sens

@EverydaySens

8 months

Stützle is heated. #GoSensGo

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Habs Jets is without the doubt the worst playoff series of the cap era

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

*babcock leading the avengers’ fight for earth* General guy: alright Mike, we need our best. Rally the troops. Babs: ok Hawkeye get out there GG: mike I said we need our best Babs: okay yup get out there falcon GG: MIKE. OUR BEST. Babs: let’s get Hawkeye back out there

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

9 months

The problem with Ottawa is the players all have dumb ass names. Ridley Grigly. Shane pinto. What are these . It is no wonder the team can’t play hockey they are all YTV characters. Their best defender is called Jacob chicken

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

When I started playing rep hockey in Toronto my coach would throw and break sticks, hit players, throw pens at refs, swear profusely at the team. He was emotionally and physically abusive. I’ve long since gotten over it, I think at least, but we were 7 fucking years old.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

The leafs throttled the lightning 7-2, Cirelli died, Pat maroon fought a fan, Perry got kicked out, the lightning announcer randomly called someone “that fat woman”, samsonov did a two pad stack. 1985 is so back. We are so back. Go leafs go

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

It’s one thing to lose to the zamboni driver but to lose to the team that lost to the zamboni driver? Fucking embarrassing. Tampa Bay sickens me. Losers.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Rielly said shut the fuck up Leafs Twitter

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

"you babies. you fucking PC snowflakes. offended about everything" - Large Group of Adult Men Crying Online About an Old Guy Not Being on TV Anymore

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

I am just so grateful Auston Matthews is a Maple Leaf. I’m so thankful

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

7 years

@russianmachine Not with this content, you don’t.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 months

Odog: “leafs fans, they’re not crazy man. They’re not. They just deserve better. You drive around town and see all their hats and jerseys and stuff. It’s sad. They deserve better”

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

8 months

The reffing is so bad in this game that Mike Johnson is suggesting the Leafs should dive to generate a make up call on live TV

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 years

Who the fuck does Jumbo Joe think he is taking deliberate headshots like that? Think you’ll get away with it? Buddy you haven’t been a Bruin in like 12 years

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

8 months

Alright straight up, is Bobby McMann sick?? Like is he a guy???????

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

Here’s the deal. Mike Babcock is one hell of a truck driver. But Kyle Dubas built a Ferrari and lumbering around wasn’t in the spirit of the thing. Dubas is finally getting his driver. The real Dubas era is here and I’m betting on it being a good one.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

That’s my fucking captain

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

I’m being so serious about this: the Leafs should dress Someone to intentionally injure Bennett

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@TicTacTOmar

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cross-check to the ear (called) then another while he's down (did it because the arm was already up)

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

Imagine falling asleep two days ago and waking up to this

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

Reimer so revered, looking so good for so long, then just completely blows his brains out in an instant. It’s as if his team were up 4-1 with ten minutes left in a game 7 against a division rival

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Pierre Lebrun talking on Leafs Lunch about how Montreal has it in tough because Jake Evans isn’t playing and he’s been “their second best forward this season”. As opposed to John Tavares and Nick Foligno being out of course. Also saying the Leafs have an advantage because of B2B.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Man Liljegren coming in is a real risk. Would hate to see Holl come out and his replacement do something crazy like be on the ice for 3 goals against per game

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

if the leafs win it all i will get a tattoo of mike wazowski wearing a leafs jersey lifting the cup

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

Josh Anderson (26YO) - 26 games, 4 points - 5.5M AAV Joey Anderson (22YO) - 18 games, 6 points - 750k AAV

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

It’s very clear to me Auston Matthews is the best leaf I’ve watched. Talents through the roof and he is a BIG MOMENT PLAYER. Always has been. Dude is electric. I feel lucky

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 years

“ur not sending me to edmonton bitch”

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Friedman said earlier (rather dramatically), “the entire Leafs organization is on trial and the verdict is due at 10pm”. And it feels like he’s right. What a massive night for the Toronto Maple Leafs. A game this big, small sample conceded, should tell us a lot about this team

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

McCabe said drop ur gloves buddy and Kane said listen boss the only thing I’m dropping is my entire life’s savings onto this craps table

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Worried the leafs are like actually bad, vs ironically bad

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

9 months

The leafs are so important that other teams make dramatic playoff style pregame hype videos for a regular season Wednesday evening game. We have it way harder than any other team. Teams rolling into Buffalo are most looking forward to leaving

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

9 months

📍 Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

11 months

If this exact same roster was in Toronto they would win 35 games . There’s not a doubt in my mind

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

power rankings after the trade deadline 1. maple leafs

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Oh my god he got his 40th and it’s 5-2. Oh my god

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 months

Treliving says 1. We can’t score 2. Our special teams is shit 3. Our goalie position is turbulent those are the problems. He gets it. Happy to hear it said out loud instead of “we like our group” for once in my fucking life

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

brucey boudreau on 590 just said "i don't think i'll be enjoying it. i think ill be on pins and needles like everyone else in toronto" and the idiot leafs hired manny malholtra over him

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Tavares is such a hard working, clean player. He deserves good things and I hope whatever karma exists in the universe brings this cat back. Nice to see the boys working their tails off this period to win for him. Hope they can pull it off

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

1. fire keefe and hire gallant and/or boudreau 2. trade marner for two forwards to a team who wants jersey sales 3. sign hamilton 4. give muzzin an A 5. sign that random goalie from florida whose name i dont remember

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

@fasc1nate @TheOakLeafs video of ur mom

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Can’t be overstated how awesome spezza has been for the leafs. What a legend. A seriously underrated signing for the second straight year

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

Babcock: “I need better defenders” Dubas: “ok got you Muzzin and Dermott” Babcock: “not good enough. I need more depth like Tampa” D: “ok I got you john Tavares and Alex kerfoot” B: “we have no jam. I need some size” D: “ok got you Mikheyev” B: “not good enough- we need mo

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Leafs would 100% be better tomorrow if they cut Reaves, Klingberg and Kampf and added Robertson, McMann and some random dman. They’d be miles better

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Can’t believe we are going to select BRAD TRELIVING, a man who traded his team’s grittiest forward to the opposite conference where he went on to score 100 points and get to the Stanley cup, over Kyle Dubas

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

Fire everyone in the front office and trade anybody. Don’t care. Pathetic organization, pathetic team. Embarrassing to be a fan of. Maybe the worst thing in my life. Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart to everyone in the Leafs org, go fuck yourselves

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

meanwhile tim Peel is yelling at leafs fans on Twitter and the media is telling fans to grow up about clear missed calls. These leagues are not the same

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

1 year

An interesting dynamic approaching Celtics-Sixers Game 7, per sources: NBA’s officiating game report shared with teams from Game 6 revealed a significant disparity: 13 officiating errors disadvantaging 76ers to four disadvantaging Boston. Those can include calls and non calls.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

How to GM by Lou Lamouriello - lose your franchise player (to Kyle Dubas) - trade for two years of Matt Martin - sign Leo Komarov for four years - sign some guy nobody’s ever heard of for four years - lose the reigning Vezina winner - stop your players from having personalities

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5 years

How to GM by Kyle Dubas

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 years

new leaf report is an F-. their worst episode ever. an hour of mirtle and siegel sucking up to the Habs. at one point i believe siegel says "weber is the ideal defenceman to beat auston matthews". he has 19 goals in 24 games against the canadiens. they should pay me for my time

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

The Leafs when the puck’s in the defensive zone

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Berkshire at 12pm: leafs fans have nothing to cheer lmao. Regular season merchants Berkshire 8 hours later: Gerry slafkovski is flying out there. He is only minus 3 and almost had a point, which is excellent for the former first overall pick

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

man it really looks like joe Thornton is only good at shot assists I guess I’ll take a look to see if Toronto has any good shoote- oh my god

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

Anybody who has the leafs winning round one and losing round two has a fundamental misunderstanding of this team. They are either losing the first round or winning the cup. There is no in between

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

Kerfoots dick, you are mine to suck brother

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

My dude Keefe came in and said “I’m just not gonna be an asshole and let the boys be creative” and they have the same number of wins with ten fewer losses than they did under Kim Jong-Cock

Sportsnet Stats

@SNstats

5 years

#Leafs have shown improvement with Sheldon Keefe behind the bench

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

11 months

Hockey media in Canada is so interesting. Toronto media loathes the Leafs. Edmonton media thinks they’re part of the team. Montreal media pretends to be objective but are all wearing Bergevin pajamas. In ottawa If the Leafs celebrate a goal too hard Ian Mendes self-immolates

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

last 24 hours: researchers in canada isolated the virus, developed a vaccine near testing, Feds have a package that includes guaranteed EI without wait periods and small business investment, that the southern land border is being tightened, and that the HoC passed pharmacare

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

Fred Andersen appreciation tweet. A consistent top 5 goaltender. Same results every year (.918, always). Underrated talent. Calm in the net. Relaxed demeanour off the ice. About all you can ask for in a top end starting goalie.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

this is so so so much better than what we get up here. Come on man

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

2 years

Biz just begged Auston Matthews to let him in the chain gang 🤣 ⛓

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

6 years

TBL drafts a 7th rounder Hockey Gods: uhh first liner TBL signs some bum free agent Hockey Gods: hmmm first liner TBL drafts one goalie Hockey Gods: yeaaaaa I’m thinkin maybe best in the world. Idk TBL drafts second rounder Hockey Gods: let’s go with uhh as good as McDavid

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

My wife just said this to me: “I had bad feeling about two games. They’re going to win both in Florida, win game 5, lose game 6, and win game 7”. I do believe in her as she also predicted 2-1 game 6 last series and meditates with crystals nearby

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jake nogilny

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

I don’t think we’ve talked enough about just how dominant Matthews and Nylander have been the last few games. They look like the Globetrotters

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Since 2017, if FLA closes this, the Leafs will have lost to the team that makes the Stanley Cup final 4 of 6 playoff years. The other two (Boston 2018, Washington 2017) made the Cup final the year after

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

Damien Cox is the dumbest person on the internet

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

This is wonderful stuff. Have a great evening Leafs Nation

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

It is only luck/happenstance that there is a history of sexual exploitation between mccauleys family and Sheldon Keefe. Similarly it is only happenstance (nothing to see here) that the Leafs are 0-8 with McCauley reffing playoff games (17-17 without McCauley calling them)

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

when any other team on earth EBUGs Vs when the Leafs EBUG

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

3 months

Or maybe Ralph Lauren is a better design house than lululemon

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

It is absurd that Auston Matthews is absent from three NHL21 shooting top tens and is number 7 in the fourth. Absurd. Even a Leaf hater says shit like “all he can do is shoot”

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

4 years

Nice to see Florida back at full capacity

David Pagnotta

@TheFourthPeriod

4 years

1-0 Panthers after Barkov buries it.

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

5 years

Gord Miller is the best game caller in hockey and it isn’t even close. And before you decide to reply CC, just don’t bother, because I don’t care. It’s not close.

TSN

@TSN_Sports

5 years

THE CAPTAIN COMES THROUGH! Barrett Hayton ties it for 🇨🇦!

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@jakebeleafs

8 months

Hard to overstate how much better this third line looks with Tavares Robertson McMann. It’s all-league

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

Sportsnet behaves like they’re at a funeral when the Leafs score a goal

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

2 years

BIZ IS UNHINGED AFTER THE LEAFS COMEBACK 🤯 @NHL_On_TNT

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@jakebeleafs

4 years

The big difference I’ve noticed between the leafs and the oilers is the leafs are very good whereas the oilers are not

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

1 year

Treliving changing the goal song is better than any roster change the leafs have made in the last 7 years . So important. Thank you king .

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@jakebeleafs

5 years

Reporter: hey mike how are you this morning Babcock: pretty good. Fuck nylander

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@jakebeleafs

6 months

Imagine being a fan of a cool team that wins and isn’t just all around pathetic and embarrassing

NHL

@NHL

6 months

RANGERS FANS 🗣️ Does your reaction to Vincent Trocheck scoring the double OT winner rival the man himself? #StanleyCup We'd love to see ➡️

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@jakebeleafs

6 months

McDavid is coming to Toronto in 2026. Nobody is talking about this, but it’s absolutely true. It is Edmonton’s worst fear and their impending reality

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@jakebeleafs

4 months

I actually respect Frank saravelli for being both terribly ugly and a fucking dumbasss and managing to be successful

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jake nogilny

@jakebeleafs

2 years

Oh I’m sorry is there a massively successful food and gas franchise called 6-12? No? No that’s right. It’s called 7-11. Maybe the Leafs know what they’re doing. So shut up

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@jakebeleafs

3 years

coolest dude on earth

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@jakebeleafs

4 years

Sandin is so much better than Rielly on the powerplay

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@jakebeleafs

4 years

Im saying with 100% sincerity there is nothing I’m looking forward to in sports entertainment more than Stephen A talking shit about the Ottawa Senators