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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

If you are following me for feminism brace yourself for my tweets about wanting to fuck fictional dead gay wizards

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jade

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1 year

@luvbunie We are not people to them

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Oh I fucking love this photo

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@rianphin I was just thinking this watching a 2016 vs 2023 makeup video the other day, makeup is more catered towards the male gaze and achieving "natural beauty" than it EVER HAS BEEN BEFORE!! very scary idk

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@loverefrains "Simply going to a country" be SO fucking for real

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2 years

@femaIehysterias She wrote all too well ten minute version 10 years ago let’s not pretend this woman has only been a prolific songwriter for the last 3 years, midnights wasn’t her best work, doesn’t mean she’s passed her peak 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@tragicbirdapp Girl you’re not a girlfriend you’re a victim

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@holdenfordfocus Oh I thought this was slay

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jade

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10 months

@hayxtt This was phrased terribly for something that's actually a really good point

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@boneysoups I'm so tired of corset discourse bc "corsets are supposed to be supportive and comfortable" only applies if worn correctly and historically given social pressure and financial access how many women were realistically wearing that thing correctly give me a break

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jade

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1 year

@juliaannecudney Baffling how people think they’re being feminist by using misogynistic doc whistles to attack a real life woman in defense of? A fictional one?

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jade

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9 months

@antioediipus I wish they were as cool as they pretend to be

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jade

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2 years

@trixiemattel If you are not somehow involved in this I’m suing

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jade

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1 year

@LolOverruled It's literally so stupid anybody who's done the ivy admissions circuit knows that there's no level of academic achievement that guarantees admission, everyone has a 4+ unweighted and a > 1500 SAT. Extracurriculars, essays, being a member of the Forbes 30, curing cancer etc etc

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jade

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2 years

i genuinely believe trixie to be the prettiest ru girl and you cannot change my mind

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@enyaville @strifequeeneris @stillnotziora Queerness is inherently political, it has been for centuries

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

No further comment

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jade

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2 years

Trixie is in the UK rn so I just know she is walking up to everyone going “I just heard”

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jade

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1 year

@butchpuppy Idk the issue for me as a bi person is making the jump from "this mindset is biphobic" (it is) to "lesbians are biphobic" like that's othering and counterproductive.

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@unr1pegir1 Took a lot of bravery to do this, I'm so sorry you were treated like dirt

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@navadaraia Sometimes it's a phase and they grow out of it and learn but my god. Teenage boys. A specific kind of dehumanizing. Obviously not all of them but sometimes even when you think he's a good one. They'll slip up and it's just like ...oh. right.

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jade

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2 years

i cackled

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

@shanelemagne @0pvlent Misogyny is a powerful thing

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@AlayneAdelaide @trixiemattel it’s so telling that in their critique of drag being misogynistic they’re applying misogynistic talking points. Yeah some queens are sexy. But to imply that having breast and an ass is inherently sexual is to imply that women are inherently objects of sexual pleasure. Misogyny.

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

y'all im so fucking glad trixie mattel exists i will cry

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jade

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11 months

@VoidOfRoses People love to shit on her but I genuinely believe that she's doing her best in a fucked up system, people can disagree on whether that's worth doing at all but she chose that avenue and is doing p much everything she can. Respect.

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@barbieklrs I think the mainstream culture is so liberalized that it gets caught up in "I should be allowed to make this joke because it's good in principle" that people just areng capable of thinking beyond the individual to the cultural and systemic

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@andreaonhbo There's something inherently feminist about that in today's media landscape though

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@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@bisexyshitpost We have this conversation every month 😭

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@Vanessid I mean. Yeah. But with Olivia Rodrigo, the girl is 20 you know? She's a baby. She's starting to explore a more alt sound w sole political undertones (centered around the individual sure), but are you really gonna go "pop artist is apolitical" like that's? New?

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

TL cleanse bc she’s pretty idc

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@lazarbizarre @_SumayaKassim the implication that most humanities courses don't have data science and statistical analysis is insane?? they're the human SCIENCES?? we do math!!!

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

I AM A TRIXIE MATTEL MUSIC STAN FIRST AND A TRIXIE MATTEL EVERYTHING ELSE STAN SECOND SORRY BOUT IT

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

@grace_roso I think the success of fearless TV fundamentally altered the way Taylor and team approached the re recordings, signaling them actually being an avenue for critical acclaim and financial success

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@reegnkay I mean, blood is blood, it shouldn't be in excess in public places where possible bc it's a biohazard The og context was like some transphobe saying trans women shouldn't be allowed in women's toilets bc women are Winnie the pooh washing their underwear in the sink which is wild

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@Vanessid Also the "skinny" is doing alot of heavy lifting here when you're talking about two artists who have had eating disorders and one who is constantly body shamed, just feel cruel

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

How much do y'all think I love this lyric

trixie mattel lyrics lovebot

@trixielyrics

2 years

oh soldier, take your time

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@enyaville @strifequeeneris @stillnotziora Oh nvm ur reposting tweets about the fkn horseshoe theory, lemme not waste my time

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@katya_zamo mary don't you own your house

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@feralshenhe The article and the men in the replies absolutely missing the point is my joker bc this "trend" was in part about the shame that comes with having a body that will constantly be sexualized without your consent

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@dontblameklara The misogyny of stan Twitter is inescapable exhausting. Esp when it comes to Taylor

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

4 years

@herosnvrdie69 the privilege in these, the lack of empathy?? literally making my skin crawl. just. wow.

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

Mind you the martyrs in question are Palestinan civilians, journalists, medical personnel, parents and children killed by war crimes

StopAntisemitism

@StopAntisemites

9 months

George Washington University - students are projecting horrifying messages onto a school library building glorifying Hamas terrorists that beheaded babies, raped teenage girls, and murdered 1400+ people. We call on President @PresidentofGW to immediately expel those involved.

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2 years

@blhtrixya this is so deeply crucial to my life story

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

The sentiment that trixie is unattractive out of drag is always so alarming to me bc? Huh??

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

@matildae22 Swifties must soon discover that a good lyric is not always the one with the biggest words... the lakes for example, is one of the weakest songs in her catalogue

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

I still think it’s weird to hate Taylor’s exes for things we’ve only heard through songs about how they hurt her from her perspective… except John Mayer. Everyone should hate John Mayer.

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

Living my best life

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

vibing to body better and maisie just "the worst way to love somebody is to watch them love somebody else" and i just wanna know who ON EARTH gave her the right to put my romantic history on blast like that. @maisiehpeters pls i just wanna talk

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

My girl is the prettiest

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@evermelodrama @visenyasdaughtr That made me NAUSEOUS oh God 😭😭😭

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@robotclam @ambernoelle My brother in christ this is the opening line of the bell jar

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@uncooljerk Such an annoying thing because it's half true like in ppl w uteruses this fat gathers as a protective layer so it is kinda related but it's not ur actual uterus... this is just where we tend to hold onto out weight

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@euqirino Yes we are but marauders tt is worse I sae a tiktok of these images to pillow talk by zayne except when he sings "reckless behavior" op captioned it "REGULUS behaviour" and i laughed so hard my chest infection started acting up

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@TMlovesRED Yeah and the entire continent of africa but go off

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jade

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@hagcoded We are doomed actually

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11 months

@cowboydorcas The dealt different stuff for sure

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@raynefq People really get so excited when there’s a woman it’s okay for them to hate

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@poppyloverbutch Ofc not, but I think it's remiss to argue that both of those play NO role in sexualising, romanticising, normalising, and legitimising structures of women's oppression. Of course there's nuance but let's not pretend porn and BDSM have NO relation to violence and oppression.

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@jadeneedsahobby

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@fairiewife @gyarufem Oh that jokes definitely being made in the same way already

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jade

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10 months

@postnuclearjoan There's a duality, because we are NOT perceived as competent but I think they're talking about like the excessive responsibility in academics and home life, like women's perceived competence in certain situations vs men's weaponized INCOMPETENCE

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9 months

@jackdaw_writes "We Israelis know how to homefront" is such a deeply horrifying statement I'm struggling to find the words

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

A trixie hug?!

Daily Trixie & Katya

@trixandkatdaily

2 years

9/28/22 - Winnipeg, MB 📷: obsessedintl

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@katya_zamo yeah now u know how we fucking feel

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@mikerecine Oh my GOD the level of misinformation in this post, firstly israel DOES NOT provide water to Gaza for free, secondly the REASON they "supply" it at all is bc they have a massive monopoly over water resources and infrastructure. THIRD ISRALE IS THE OCCUPYING POWER

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

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Twitter is wild because you'll say that language around how disgusting vaginas and women's bodies are is dehumanizing and misogynistic and you'll have a million terfs (who claim to understand sex based oppression) saying you think gay men should be forced to fuck women

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

You ever see a girl and it’s like oh yeah THATS why I’m gay

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@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

Ik im a trixie girl but can I just say I love Katya more than air

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@femispiration Even the hypothetical could ignores the actual reality of power dynamics. A woman or non man experiencing violence is always doing so on at least two levels: the interpersonal and the structural. The same isn't true reversed.

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

300 college and hs campuses in Florida walked out 2 learn today. 2 days after DeSantis expanded don't say gay through to 12th grade. I'm not saying the republican party should be terrified of Gen Z. But I'm also not NOT saying that. (They absolutely should be) #Walkout2Learn

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@jadeneedsahobby

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@MissAnn_Thropey @peachcrisis BURST OUT LAUGHING

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@girlactionary People are really out there starting discourse about "let women be feminine" as if the quotes here aren't exactly how society treats gnc people 😒

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@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@chinasunrise @fordhoIden Honestly I can't think of a book to movie adaptation that changed the themes and message of the source material as profoundly as cmbyn

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

@yesvatore A misunderstanding bc while colonialism culturally erased spaces where women were respected and central to colonized cultures, people don't understand that a society can have respected positions for women to hold while still being patriarchal and oppressive

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

4 years

@herosnvrdie69 wait so it's a train just like,,,worse?

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@NotaBeneCLARE Uh if they're saying gender isn't socialized and they don't believe I'm bio essentialism? How do they think this whole thing? Like? Works?

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

If not baby girl then why baby girl shaped

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

10 months

@zukosmadre gLoBaL dAy oF JiHaD is a funny way of spelling global solidarity against war criminals and so called Israel's genocidal campaign of ethnic cleansing

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

@islamocommunism I think the issue is people need to be calling for a ceasefire and end to the siege immediately simultaneously bc ultimately one without the other is meaningless, and going a step further would be ceasefire, end the siege, end the occupation but yeah

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

11 months

@femispiration This movie was NOT feminist, no matter how many times they used the word “patriarchy”

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

9 months

@cherubfemme I think it gets lost because modern patriarchy post colonialsim is incredibly linked to white supremacy but, patriarchy is not inherently a western colonial invention, it does predate both those ideas despite being an arm of them in the current context

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

1 year

@sippingaugust All he wanted from her really was nothing

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

This stock image is literally my school and I am not even joking that is physically the location of my common room

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

I cannot fucking stand the way they’ve made trixies story in AS3 to be that she “wasn’t bringing it” until the ball challenge as if she didn’t do amazingly in the talent show, divas live, and the bitchelor like realistically trix was upper safe or top in everything except snatch

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@TweetN4ABeatN @raynefq @ryxcommar This is a very bad take. Pretty reductive don't you think?

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jade

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2 years

i don't think there'll ever be words that hit me as hard and close to the heart as "oh soldier, take your time. no one said the words all have to rhyme and if they do it's fine but even if they don't, you gotta let things go ... oh soldier you got time to grow"

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

they look like they're about to do a musical number pls

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

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@moomeenaah Oh its so so so so icky

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

The thoughts I have cannot be voiced

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

today i learned that drag race twt must be very boring bc 70 of yall decided to waste ur time qrting a tweet from a trixie stan saying she thinks trixie is the prettiest ru girl pls

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

I wonder how much of this drag backlash is also misogynistic, bc if you see someone dressed as a woman as inherently sexual that says alot about the way you see women

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

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@evermelodrama @visenyasdaughtr It's the misogyny for me

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

Your child can tell what year it is by what trixie Mattel’s eyeliner looks like

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2 years

“Your child is fine” your child can identify what year a photo of Taylor Swift was taken by her hair and clothes.

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Friends! I wanna start a thread of our fave @trixiemattel lyrics, because as far as i am concerned she's an unbelievably talented songwriter and i love her music more than life

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@hawillisdc It's a thing but it's a real life exposure to suffering through ur work and irl doing things, it's not about being forced to care about people who are in the midst of a genocide. And if someone is feeling sad and tired from that they must just take a break without announcing it

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

And that's number four.

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jade

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@rusticfem They go on in this thread to say "you can't get mad at me for appropriating the struggles of women since the witch trials aren't what this whole thread is about" like sure but it's the FIRST example you used? Also SARV still exists today in many places and

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jade

@jadeneedsahobby

2 years

@HidingObsession @zoenchanted debut - experimental fearless- aoty speak now - overshadowed red - experimental 1989 - aoty reputation - overshadowed lover - experimental folklore - aoty evermore - overshadowed midnights - experimental this is literally perfect, i've been tryna explain this for ages

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jade

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2 years

i will die on the hill that trixie's wrecking ball lip sync is beautiful and it changed my entire life i love it so much i cry every damn time

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jade

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9 months

The uneducated antisemites in question:

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