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@jackwere7

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Yes, I am a software engineer, and I'm happy!

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@jackwere7
Sir Jack
2 years
Lorry ya Azimio imekam na imejaa Lorry ya Azimio imekam na imejaa Lorry ya Azimio imekam na imejaa Imekam na ki nini? Ki rumors, ki haha, kiporojo Na imejaa
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3 months
I couldn't post the whole video coz I'm not twitter blue
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Sir Jack
3 months
My cousin in Githurai 45 just called to say they're shooting people close to his house and he got a 1 year old baby crying in the house. Kwani how bad is it to demonstrate such that police are sent to kill people at midnight in their homes? Wtf is wrong with this government
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3 years
Flights from India are allowed to jet into the country, but buses from Nairobi can't travel to Kisumu? 🤔. This lockdown was never about curbing the spread of Corona virus
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@jackwere7
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4 years
My pal after kustruggle looking for jobs in Nairobi for 3 years, and even tried academic writing ikamkataa, jana kalienda US for his first job, though he starts as an intern 💪
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@jackwere7
Sir Jack
2 years
35 year old me to my father when mum asks, "tupike nini leo dinner"
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Ochieng🦈
2 years
But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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2 years
This place has killed so many hopes more than KNH accident wing 😂
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Sir Jack
7 months
Me realizing the scope of the work after eating the deposit!
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Sir Jack
4 years
Don't overstay at someone's place if you don't pay the bills. No school will teach you this.
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Sir Jack
2 years
Jana took my nieces kucheza kwa hizi vitu. Wakaanza kudoz hapo ndani, thought wamechoka kumbe ni oxygen ilireduce
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Sir Jack
2 years
Kuna siku Willy Paul alimshow Bahati aulize Diana what she went to do at his place. Guys, we now have the answer
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Sir Jack
2 years
There's nothing inspiring about your story Mzee Edd. The moment you mentioned "kibaki knew your grandfather" and consequently your parents, you lost every rhetorical appeal. An absolute waste of time. Keep such stories for your family gathering next time 😂
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@fynRuthie
Ruthie💙🦋
1 month
Is it okay to be 33 and single?
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@jackwere7
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2 years
Watu celibate ata hatuna wasiwasi ya hiyo gonorrhoea imeingia Nairobi
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Sir Jack
3 years
A PHD from MKU is like a diploma from JKUAT
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Sir Jack
2 years
@hunchosnipes @AfricaInFocus_ He aint trynna be gay 😂
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Sir Jack
3 years
Ukiachana na dem na kuna nguo zake zilibaki kwako, unafaa kuzipeleka wapi? Asking for a friend
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Sir Jack
3 years
Ukiiva computer science vizuri you should be able to crack pattern safaricom wanatumia kucreate numbers kwa scratchcards and give us an early Christmas
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@jackwere7
Sir Jack
2 years
Citizen TV are likely to emerge winners in this new war against media. If 49% of kenyans will watch citizen, and 50.04 kenyans will divide themselves between KTN, NTV, KBC, K24, etc, your guess is as good as mine
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Sir Jack
2 years
Kumbe huyo Nkatha hajai experience masaibu ya interns juu alipata job hapo Mithega & Kariuki Adv. through backdoor; her husband works there haha
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Sir Jack
2 months
A good week for us. A friend i met during our time at Moringa also secured a job today! 💪. A foreign remote internship that pays like a senior dev in KE 😅🫡. Ni God maze
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Sir Jack
3 years
Tulijinice pale Black Stars Lounge
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Sir Jack
3 years
Mama mboga wetu makes at least 90k per month
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2 years
How it started vs How it's going Cc @Disembe
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Sir Jack
3 years
Ayeee @SafaricomPLC reverse the transaction PKB0IY4CCK , I can explain
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Sir Jack
2 years
my gal looks like this 😊
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Sir Jack
3 years
Chelsea will lose top 4, UCL, and FA Cup finals in a period of 2 weeks
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Sir Jack
3 years
Kuna jamaa fulani tulikuwa naye JKUAT pia alivuta bhangi akatoka juja hadi statehouse ati anaenda kuua president. This thing should never be legalized bwana
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Sir Jack
2 years
Kama Musalia is worth 4 Billion basi that guy is stingy af. Kuna contribution fulani kina uhuru walitoa 1m. Baba akatoa 800k, Kalonzo 600k ruto 1M, alafu musalia akatoa 200k.
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Sir Jack
3 years
HARRY KANE has never won a trophy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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@jackwere7
Sir Jack
3 years
You can never be a billionaire through employment bana
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@jackwere7
Sir Jack
3 years
Niitwe mshamba lakini sitawahi kula sim 2
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Sir Jack
7 days
Kuna mmoja, i won't mention, he's fighting Morara yet he was the first person to publicly ask 500k from Babu Owino. Hadi leo hatujai jua how that 500k was meant to be used.
@Its_Roddie
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Most of the people fighting Morara ni juu attention imeShift.. They can't believe they “started” before him, came after them and now he is on top of them.. They thought it will always revolve around them and now that it's not, they bitter af
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1 year
@UTDCJ_ He also said United would finish ahead of Arsenal
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Sir Jack
2 years
That video of a thug getting hit on the head with a hummer is scary af
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Sir Jack
3 years
Chelsea fans always behave like football started in 2005. No difference with Man City fans
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Sir Jack
2 years
Wamesema if you hate Raila mark X hapo kwa box ya Azimio.
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Sir Jack
3 years
Kuna siku my boy alitembelewa na side wake kama ako na main. Mans akaconvince the main ati she's his cousin, and his two bitches peacefully coexisted in his bedsitter for a whole week! 1 entire week bana 😂. Man's a goat 🐐🐐🐐
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Sir Jack
3 years
Relationship yenye the lady can only offer sex watu huboekana haraka
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Sir Jack
3 years
Smoking bhang is the SI unit of kuchanuka among kenyan youths
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Sir Jack
8 days
@Shad_khalif You can join and be the woman there
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Sir Jack
3 months
Honestly, we MUST now support President Ruto. He's listened to us, I know the fired CS might start fighting him back.
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Sir Jack
6 months
As a freelancer, one day you'll wake up without a gig and assume it's normal. Same in the next day! It then goes on for weeks, ...and possibly months, until you start depleting your savings! You start reaching out to 'old' clients, & they won't reply. A scary way to live, hahaha
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Sir Jack
4 years
Men who date people with small small matakos are betrayers of humankind.
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Sir Jack
3 years
@ahmedsalims Achia watu wanatumia tissue waongelee tissue, wewe ambia serikali ikupee MAJI
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Sir Jack
3 years
Why is DCI arresting women surely? This is wrong. They are our mothers and sisters.
@DCI_Kenya
DCI KENYA
3 years
End of The Road For Bhang Traffickers Two women have been arrested this evening for drug trafficking and a consignment of Marijuana that they were ferrying to Nairobi impounded. Caroline Mariwa & Nancy Wangare were ferrying over 6 sacks packed with stones of bhang from Busia,
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Sir Jack
3 years
Kwani kupiga picha kwa mall ni mbaya?
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Sir Jack
2 years
Tweets za Gabriel Oguda huwa top notch lakini kama umeweka siasa kwa roho you won't feel comfortable with his satire. Remain objective and you'll enjoy his tweets, otherwise maumivu yakizidi, pata ushauri wa daktari.
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Sir Jack
4 years
Men are wrongly fired for their OPINIONS yet a female radio presenter who RAPED, NEARLY CASTRATED, and tortured someone is STILL EMPLOYED!
@HomeboyzRadio
Homeboyz Radio
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Official Statement: HOMEBOYZ RADIO TERMINATES THE SERVICES OF BREAKFAST TRIO
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Sir Jack
3 years
Daughters of mumbi are the best btw
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Sir Jack
1 year
Riggy G ashajulikana na Nigerians. Get ready for future banters
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Sir Jack
3 years
Haha jokes za Crazy Kennah hazijainibamba. Maybe I'm not the target audience, but I'd wish to know if there's anyone who honestly finds him funny
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Sir Jack
4 years
Haha, gas delivery and bike guys wakiomba pudesh huko WhatsApp wana anikwa hadi twitter but 70 year old married grandfathers wakiomba wanapewa chini ya maji. Sawa tu.
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Sir Jack
3 years
It's now 4 years since Man Utd last won a trophy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂 FOUR 😂😂😂😂 FUCKING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Sir Jack
4 years
Watu wa Maranda, ebu leo mtuambie vile mlikuwa mnaiba exams. It's a safe place
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Sir Jack
3 years
Y'all remember this video? 😂
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Sir Jack
2 months
Lol. I didn't know i used to be this stupid. Forgive me.
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Sir Jack
3 years
Ukiiva computer science vizuri you should be able to crack pattern safaricom wanatumia kucreate numbers kwa scratchcards and give us an early Christmas
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Sir Jack
2 months
Mungu bariki wengine sasa 😭.
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Sir Jack
1 year
After hours of coding, the backend api is now almost complete, database done with postgresql, now onto frontend using reactjs at night. We can do this 💪
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3 years
😂😂😂 wtf
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Sir Jack
3 years
Avoid marriage guys, women will kill you while you are asleep
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Sir Jack
3 years
Nimeblock madem wote wasione hii post, now tell me bro, why are you ugly? 😂
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Sir Jack
2 years
Lmaooo i rather get shot than forced to twerk 🤣🤣
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Sir Jack
3 years
Kuna jamaa tulikuwa nayo primo, mans was very bright bana, hadi kcpe akapata 434. Mans siku hizi drugs zimemspoil mtaani hadi I feel bad about him. Fck life man
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Sir Jack
3 years
If she smokes weed high chances she's HIV positive
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Sir Jack
4 years
Someone told me he can write me a Cv that can secure me a job and I'm still wondering why he's jobless.
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Sir Jack
3 years
Watu wa UoN saa hii wanaomba schools ziwe reopened ndio wa strike warudi home
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2 years
Every Kenyan who goes abroad automatically become a photographer; it's in the constitution.
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3 years
Not a single male model but no one will say that since nobody cares about a man's problems
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Sir Jack
3 years
Aah, i miss 2019 twitter ya kina Fridah, MJ, na Kasungwa 😄
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Sir Jack
3 years
Suddenly, all girls now react like they'd get that kinda reaction
@moruribrian
ꫝꫀ᥅ꪮᦔ ꪻꫝꫀ ᧁ᥅ꫀꪖꪻ🔥
3 years
Kama hujawahi angaliwa hivi usijiite Mali safi 😂😂😂
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2 years
My boy alikuwa anabond na his daughter alafu mtoi anamshow vile hataki kuishi na mamake juu mum huwa analeta wababa kwa bedsitter yake alafu anampeleka kudoz kwa mabeshte. The baby mama also loves parting na humwacha solo kwa nyumba. Alijam; saa hii amenyimwa access ya mtoi 😂
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Sir Jack
4 years
Maisha haina formula bana. You can start from attachment, unpaid internship, low paying jobs uki rise polepole alafu mwenzako aje aangukie your dream job bila kupitia that tiring process haha
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3 years
Azziad is the most beautiful kenyan lady
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4 years
Why do women always try to make everything about them
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Sir Jack
3 years
@254_iconicc Huoni aliweka quotation akianza story ati Ann "I always..." Meaning she is narrating the exact words said by whoever was telling the story. Ata kama kuna agenda against her, I think this is going too far.
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4 years
Getting someone's daughter pregnant rn is the last mistake I'd want to do.
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Sir Jack
3 years
Umeupload picha mingi huku kushinda a lady on heat
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Sir Jack
3 years
There's a reason I keep saying Nyashinski is the best Kenyan Artist. 0 drama, 0 clout, top notch music. Even his videos don't seek attention/views using naked women. Jamaa alitoa hit song, "Mungu Pekee" and never even bothered about releasing the video. Nyash ni mzii
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1 year
@scrapytweets He said big 6, not "big 12"
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Sir Jack
6 months
Unaezapata huyo mubaba amekaa na that woman for 20+ years in love, na mtu anawa record is a 20 year old who doesn't know shit about Marriage haha
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2 years
@Lownarh Anyway, women are always right. A woman will never wrong someone, and in case of any argument, the man must have initiated it. DCI should move with speed and arrest this sober man who took the pool table to where these women were drinking. This old man should respect young girls
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Sir Jack
3 years
Kwani @ombachi13 hana bibi ama he's just too mean to employ a house help? Why is he doing all those women chores
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Sir Jack
4 years
My twitter android app is hanging kuliko boobs za malaya 😭
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Sir Jack
3 years
Once you lose your interest in smth/someone, never try to rekindle that shit broooo
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Sir Jack
3 years
Why is the price of Milk increasing in this country? Are the cows demanding expensive Napier grass or our dairy cattle are now using family planning techniques? Why is the price of milk increasing yet the price of meat is constant?
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Sir Jack
2 years
Nairobi men chewing Kaswende-infected chics pale Vasha after party
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2 years
@its_fanuel 45 year old me mamangu akiuliza mwenye alikojoa kwa toilet seat na hakupanguza
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Sir Jack
2 years
35 year old me asking my dad to get his legs off the table
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Ochieng🦈
2 years
But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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3 years
My sister just been admitted to hospital rn 💔
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4 years
Elsa naye anadhani getting a reply from Rihanna gives her the audacity to cancel a multi-billion airline industry, smh.
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3 years
You gain absolutely nothing being a male bestie. You lose nothing ending that bestie shenanigan. TIME IS NOW broo
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Sir Jack
3 years
Anyway, men shouldn't complain that "women offer only sex" while that's exactly why they seduce women. Never heard a man see a woman's ass and say "checki, yule anaezakusaidia kwa stress za rent," smh.
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Sir Jack
2 years
my dad and I reacting to my mother's football opinions after 2026 World Cup final
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But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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2 months
This resume template got me my first 2 tech roles this week!
@cooltechtipz
Learn Something
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Best resume template!
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Sir Jack
4 years
Mko sure Billy akichapwa tu vizuri haezi acha kuwa shy? 😀
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3 months
Guys, we need to call off hiyo maneno ya occupy statehouse. We can wait and see what happens with the bill back to Parliament.
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2 years
@DailyLoud At least let arsenal win the trophy first Mr Putin
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7 months
Email received. Guess what!? Another rejection 🙃, na vile I was invested in this
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Sir Jack
7 months
These days, I wake up and refresh my emails, but I still don't get the email I've been waiting for. Sijai kuwa anxious hivi for a long time.
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4 years
There's a big difference between long and big tirries, don't confuse the two.
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Sir Jack
2 years
I hate how this woman is starting to be a twitter addict. I want someone who can bully her out of here; I'll pay
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