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great lakes pan-nationalist | @heavenly_crew , @thumpr333 , @hazegazerrrrr , pointless animal, @movershakermi | shannon’s cousin | priv: @bimbo_ebooks

Joined December 2014
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i LOVE girls!!! i HATE the united states government!!!
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“we don’t know where people are getting the coronavirus” it’s work. it’s at work. because they have to work during a pandemic. mystery solved. give me $1200
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it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
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2020 was the year it became acceptable for customers to just straight-up murder service workers
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You either die a goth or live long enough to see yourself become a cowboy
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I will simply grind harder
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Joe Biden could win all 50 states if he just tweets “LMAOOOOO” in the next 24 hours
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@land____shark @mayorPGH “please stay home unless you are making my monte cristo sandwiches. in the case that you are such a “sandwich artist”, go ahead and die. not my problem”
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I don’t remember this adaptation of Alice In Wonderland
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3 years
for your consideration
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5 years
all seventeen-year-old girls do is park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me
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4 years
🚨serious tweet alert🚨 has anyone else found that this was the year you realized how profoundly disappointing half of the people in your life are
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all these new shoegaze bands are wild. they’ll be running 15 pedals and not one of them is a tuner
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4 years
one time i saw teen suicide open for alex g and pity sex and they were so terrible that my friend asked them if it was their first show
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4 years
When you turn 26 in the US you lose your healthcare and are also legally obligated to stop listening to The Front Bottoms
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3 years
ok
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4 years
I promise you, you have more in common with a drug dealer than you do with any member of congress
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5 years
can we, as a generation of emotionally intelligent young adults, agree that behavior from when someone was around 15 or younger is probably not(in most cases) demonstrative of someone’s character many years later into adulthood?
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@n666cebanned gotta climb the corporate hierarchy at Kohl’s so I can get access to those bottomless coffers of Kohl’s cash baby. self-fund my campaign
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3 years
the nonbinary urge to play the worst song you’ve ever heard on the aux
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3 years
only one thing is safe from inflation in this country
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Siri play “Nearer My God” by @Foxing
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the lead singer urge to not help with load-in
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4 years
the governor has announced that starting Wednesday you may say "fuck" to customers
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4 years
I know it’s controversial, but I feel that with the looming collapse of the concert industry, it’s more important than ever to distinctly view DIY ethic/counter-culture as a method and not as a catch-all genre descriptor
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@slaymaiden gonna go out on a limb and say this a review of a behavioral modification boarding school
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2 years
“oat milk”? you mean milk with pronouns???
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3 years
dream blunt rotation
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4 years
I’m working overtime and having a hard time paying bills Venmo is @ jack-parsons-33 if ur feeling generous
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@ShitheadOnline “our games are not political”
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4 years
it’s sad to consider how “D.I.Y.” has become totally untethered from its history as a radical, anti-capitalist method through which to build community around art and music, and re-cast as “indie” in the eyes of music press and social media
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3 years
if someone said i looked polyamorous i would kill myself
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3 years
the stinky cheese man is the original he/they
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4 years
essential workers rn
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6 years
We need a Disney princess with a dick We need a Disney princess with a dick We need a Disney princess with a dick We need a Disney princess with a dick We need a Disney princess with a dick We need a Disney princess with a dick We need a Disney princess with a dick
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2 months
can lightning strike rainbows??? @NWSTwinCities
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4 years
It took liberals all of 11 weeks to go from “Defund the Police🖤” to “Elect the Police💛”
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6 years
Big Trick Energy
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3 years
it was the bestie of times it was the worstie of times
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4 years
my heart goes out to anyone who has lost someone they love during this past year bc i am learning very quickly that being unable to grieve collectively in person is a cold, absurd loneliness i would not wish on anyone
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4 years
what the fuck is wrong with you people. They are PIECES that belong to REESE. REESE’S PIECES.
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3 years
all work is sex work when you’re sexy
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5 years
which one of you will be the first to complain about a five-band bill after all of this
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what’s up with emo bands having suburban homes on their album covers
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5 years
bionicles will never die but you will
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4 years
New hair feeing moody
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6 years
I desperately need to share the knowledge that I just found this man who seemingly has an infinite number of different project names on Spotify. Every project has hundreds, sometimes even thousands of songs
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every trans woman should be federally mandated a 44 magnum and a marshall full stack
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5 years
*e-girl intensifies*
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Inside you there are two rats. One does the cooking and one does the cleaning
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4 years
running up that hill bf(sisyphus), make a deal with god gf(persephone)
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3 years
i am tired of Emo. these Bands. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their Posts.
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4 years
PLEASE READ: This is Eugene: he’s 67, a Vietnam Veteran, and a survivor of stage 4 pancreatic cancer. He is out of work because of Covid and having a lot of trouble finding work and paying his bills.(1/2)
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we’re coming up on a year of sustained nationwide resistance to police brutality and i think it suits the current culture that none of the emo bands who cop to the label of “DIY” seem to be able to shut up about themselves even while cops murder kids and storm the streets again
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Im hotter than chris farren
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6 years
Be your own sword gf
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8 months
@umichvoter anyone speaking down to you for posting simple, hard numbers today is stuck re-litigating 2016 in their minds forever. thanks for keeping us diligently updated
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5 years
Hot Grill Summer
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Every other 2000s pop-rock record is a caricature of this record tbh
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@ you stupid motherfuckers who insist on posting photos for no other reason than to prove you were at protests
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It’s time we all grow tf up and admit that Coldplay and nickleback are both really good bands
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I’m baby spice
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there’s gold in they/them/their hills
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Being in this band taught me that music and the simple kindness of strangers can change your life a hundred times over
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6 years
⛓🖤LVL UP🖤⛓
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4 years
breaking: president trump has declared “I’m Da joker baby” from the White House lawn
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5 years
what a bizarre time we live in; where those at the absolute zenith of the music industry still feel at the mercy of an algorithm
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3 years
been pretty quiet about this but i’ve been on hrt for six months now with a combo of 60mg raloxifene + low dose of transdermal estradiol. next month i’m switching to a higher dose of E via injections and i’m really excited to finally take the plunge on transitioning more rapidly
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“you misgender me, on this; the day of my wearing my she/they earrings”
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I’ll vote Biden if you pay me $1000
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I am Tough and Beautiful, much like a Coconut
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it is Orwellian that i cannot tell a customer to “suck me from the back” without getting fired
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I Took Lexapro And All I Got Was Brain Zaps And This Eating Disorder!
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peavey amps are superior because they can literally catch on fire and rust in a wet road case for four months with literally zero consequences
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6 years
Cut myself shaving but today is the first day I’ve felt good enough about myself to wear my bangs down!!
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4 years
when touring returns i will play guitar or bass in your band for a square meal and like $30 a day. hmu
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6 years
Saw Heathers for the first time last night and wanna go on record saying that I, too, would definitely blow myself up for Winona Ryder
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5 years
In 2010 I was in inpatient mental health programs for 12 months. I was suicidal and massively depressed for years following. At the end of this decade I’ve made 3 full-length records and have hundreds of tour dates to show. if I can do anything, so can you
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Today, Joe Biden makes history as the first dead man to become President-Elect of the United States
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My actual hottest take is that Ohio is great
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Mama didn’t raise no Straight
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5 years
Fellow musicians! Hire me! My resumé: -Tens of thousands of miles of experience driving a van/vehicle w/trailer -Highly proficient with a guitar, bass + vocals -Experienced at selling merchandise, keeping inventory and booking -Very proficient with Google Sheets and -I’m nice 🥰
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gm
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Horse gf Sun Goth gf rising Dumb bitch Moon
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k*ll yourself if you act like this
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i don’t wanna hear y’all asking for clean water either .
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playing the biggest room i will probably ever play in detroit in december with actual legends. life is crazy
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6 years
I HAVE TO GET MY KIDS OFF THE MOUNTAIN
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good news is , i’m filthy rich in screamo money. the bad news is , the conversion from screamo money to real money leaves a lot to be desired
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Shin Guard Shirt
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B.C. = Before Covid
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2 years
look like BARBIE smoke like MARLEY eat at ARBY’S
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3 years
one thing i’m taking away from a year with no shows, no tours, and no recording: it’s enough for me to just be who i am without measuring my worth by my output, my performances, or my usefulness to others
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30 million people are at risk of eviction in a week and Congress is on vacation. These people don’t care about you
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Hire me to drive you on tour! My resume: -14,000 miles driven in March/April alone -Multiple 20+ hour drives under my belt with limited stops -Night driving queen -Harbors fantasy of being an ice road trucker
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2011 vs 2019
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