Jack @jackmarlui1918 Twitter profile

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Jack

@jackmarlui1918

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@mischiefanimals A Boy and His Ham

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Jack

@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Anon has indirectly licked another man’s butt, marking him as clearly gay for life

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@TheFoxMatriarch I filed for divorce, but the filer is not always the reason why things ended. Anyone who has been through a divorce or even knows someone who has should know that

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@ellegist You’re right about this being a problem in age gaps, but 26 is also pretty old to keep doing this

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@greentexts_bot Sometimes all you need to get that hand up to turn your life around is someone taking 15 minutes to show you they care

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@greentexts_bot This would never happen to an alpha male like me. I always wear a condom when I go balls deep into a femboy

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@AMonophthalmos I have no problem with hunting, but the little guy won me over and I hope he made it. Those turns were top tier and ballsy af

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@MKatorin ‘Roundhouse kick party gets voted in’ ‘Roundhouse kicks do not happen’

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@frozenaesthetic He said something he thought was intellectual in the hopes it would get him laid. He then faced an existential crisis and realized he needed to lift and be alpha instead

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@jackmarlui1918

9 months

@greentexts_bot Anon finds out he’s the only virgin in the room

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@TheFoxMatriarch Also he’s def got a porn addiction and/or is cheating. Fun times

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@jackmarlui1918

2 years

@greentexts_bot This reads like a Lonely Island song

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@LoFiRepublican Every time I have sex with a woman I get physically repulsed as she is increasing her body count without the sacrament of matrimony, I promise I’m not gay or anything, I’m just an alpha male

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2 years

@JUSTcatmeme Bro she looks great what are you all on

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@IndSocEnjoyer Is scene right wing now?

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@PopulismUpdates How dare you yes he is

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@plzbepatient That’s about 75k a year or so. That’s fine money. Whiners will whine

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@greentexts_bot I knew it was the YouTubers all along (Bill Clinton is innocent, he would never)

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@jackmarlui1918

2 years

@abbiejeannx I think many do, but are scared of being mocked for it

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Jack

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1 year

@Slatzism ‘Rape and murder is good when people I support do it’ -leftist Twitter

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@Howlingmutant0 Women will never comprehend a man’s desire to dig. We yearn for the trenches of the Somme in our heart of hearts. This is what that movie Holes with Shia LeButt was actually about

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@hayasaka_aryan My ex wife used to like this show. I was pretty shocked at the episode that had an Ann Coulter/Lauren Southern stand in who got sexually assaulted and the moral of the story was ‘well she’s a hate monger, so it’s hard to say who the real villain is here’. Really vile stuff

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2 years

@greentexts_bot Booba is supreme

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@1likeaverage Mighty hunter laying amidst his many kills

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@greentexts_bot This is how a majority of male friendships start

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@p8stie I mean he’s too old for those things but Twitter as a hobby isn’t any better

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Jack

@jackmarlui1918

2 years

@KILLTOPARTY Honestly man you aren’t wrong. I have the exact same bills as I did when I was married and am somehow saving more money than I did when I was in a two income household. It’s insane

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@DaleStarkA10 I used to have this mentality, but now due to the insane price of housing I’ve softened and think it would be better for kids to stay at home and save so they can actually build a life for themselves.

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@greentexts_bot Anon should go to prison and be put in genpop

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@jackmarlui1918

2 years

@elizaorlins I’ve read a huge portion of this thread and still have not seen one person post what the alleged criminal act was. I did however notice that when someone offered to post bail if it was a misdemeanor, it did not receive a reply in the affirmative.

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@greentexts_bot I thot that was a smooth move bro

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@jackmarlui1918

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@cheer_wine How did Disney abolish the European Union and when did this happen

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@lillybilly299 This is confusing

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@SpencerKlavan My fav example of this is the high court in Ireland declaring that Subway sandwich bread is actually legally a pastry

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@nowthisnews Is it a problem when people immigrate now? I don’t understand

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@greentexts_bot This is the general tinder experience yes

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1 year

@Iamsickofthis3 Not listening to Sam’s advice on the wimmins has cost me dearly

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@jackmarlui1918

11 months

@FischerKing64 As a 100% heterosexual alpha male, I respect women so much that I entirely stay away from them and spend all of my time amongst my fellow alpha males

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Anon’s supervillain origin story or ‘How Anon become Jeffrey Epstein’

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@jackmarlui1918

1 year

@JustinWhang Only gay men say good morning. As an alpha, I pull out my enormous penis, swing it around, and say ‘Hey bud, how’s it hanging’ both to intimidate and definitely not to show that I am gay. I have only been arrested for this thrice

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@jackmarlui1918

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@ArmandDoma Wow, these people seem super serious, intelligent, and not weird at all. I wish to vote the same way they do

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@punished_tatar I would go gay for this man and I’m a 100% straight too alpha @dash_eats

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@amalieskram I’ve lost 86 pounds since last summer with diet and exercise. Just takes effort

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@annakhachiyan Thank god I am low IQ, addicted to alcohol, and have had multiple concussions from rugby and other sports. All of these things have made me alpha af

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot It did get her attention, which apparently is what he wanted

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@jackmarlui1918

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@thechosenberg There are a lot of innocent explanations of this

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Jack

@jackmarlui1918

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@fairyfuturism This is silly. I don’t care if a girl is a lawyer or a doctor, or a waitress or a hairdresser. Men almost never care.

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@jackmarlui1918

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@lporiginalg She must have been homeschooled like I was (our Achilles heel is math)

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Anon is gonna have a tough life

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@jackmarlui1918

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@incelstripper Weird yet based and wholesomepilled

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@jackmarlui1918

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@ImagineAGuy Almost definitely a larpy pagan redditor who is in a polyamorous relationship and pc games too much. You are safe unless you join his relationship

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@jackmarlui1918

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@abortsons If this isn’t a larp he’s claiming he had a girl of 16 living with him as his sub so idk if ‘insecure’ is really the msg to take from this

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@thechosenberg Lol it’s just a two month relationship let a dead thing die

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@jackmarlui1918

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@kaylapop_ When I hear someone use the term ‘My Most authentic self’ I assume that they are very annoying

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Anon learned how to communicate well from his mother. He will go into sales as his career

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot This sounds terrifying

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Every once in a while I get annoyed by how much work I actually have to do (manufacturing manager, each 13 hour shift is gung ho bizy) then I compare my situation to this and realize mind numbing boredom is far worse

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@PhoenixRyk @StellaInForest @8noblest A Cantonese man repeated this to me when I was in China nearly verbatim and said it was true

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@CurtMills Imagine showing modern society to someone in 1990

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Make girls fall got it

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@jackmarlui1918

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@LionsSpectre Nice schizopost

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Anon sounds exactly like an (alpha male) friend of mine

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@Mr_Morbicuck Pathetic. Run away- to where? No.

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@joeltena @dannoyes @abc7newsbayarea A baby is dead but instead you play the ‘whataboutism’ card. Gross

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@insectbrah Wait is Paradox finally giving Finland a focus tree?

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@PopulismUpdates HE DOES THOUGH

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@greentexts_bot Hungarian isn’t a reel language, the Soviet doktors were right

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@jackmarlui1918

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@thedailybeast He literally just played clips of what they said. We’re those clips meant to not be seen by people like me?

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@jackmarlui1918

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@AnnCoulter Frankly, if we can’t protect innocent life, what’s the point of voting? That maybe for the first time since Eisenhower, a Republican potus will restrict immigration? Cause they usually just do amnesty

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@greentexts_bot Anon may be a virgin, but at least he isn’t bitter

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@abortsons There’s a reason why he was single in his mid 30’s I think

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@conncreatures @dyingscribe If he’s capable of that then it was an impressive con worthy of Kaufman or Coppercab

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@jackmarlui1918

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@LeaMaric @growing_daniel Once every 3 months? What am I, a neat freak?

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@plzbepatient If she doesn’t play HOI4 then she isn’t serious about strategy

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@jackmarlui1918

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@cullmoids I’m a 6’1 man who has a physically intense job and also an intense workout 6 days a week and my recommended calorie intake to maintain my weight is 2500 a day. This is impossible to be true for you.

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@p12antangel It’s a parody meant to mock but tbh it seems better than what we actually have, maybe I should be a Republican

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@jackmarlui1918

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@feelsdesperate I think they just hate white people dude

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@jackmarlui1918

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@hollowearthterf Not voting but if 2 and 3 aren’t blowing the competition out of the water I’d be shocked

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@jackmarlui1918

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@Babygravy9 I really hope this is a fed honeypot to catch freaks

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@jackmarlui1918

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@Manager_JoJo @shoe0nhead Dumb analogy. Better: ‘I’m a mechanic’ ‘oh I love working on cars as a hobby’. Seems great to me

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@amalieskram That’s sort of cute actually

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@jackmarlui1918

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@whstancil Thank you Will, I thought it was my inability to buy a home at 30 while working in industrial management when my dad could buy one at the same age as I am now while working at Dublin Donuts, I’m glad it’s just TikTok disinfo, I will call a realtor today

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@greentexts_bot Anon is so alpha and heterosexual that he has never known the touch of a woman. Truly an inspiration to us all

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@jackmarlui1918

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@ElectionLegal The spirit of Santos lives on in these alpha males

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@jackmarlui1918

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@TonySneedprano Christophaaaaaa

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@hollowearthterf This is your worst take

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@demiurgently They aren’t willing to potentially go to prison because they helped. It’s sad that we now punish good samaritans but we do.

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@jackmarlui1918

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@Howlingmutant0 As a 100% heterosexual alpha male, my favorite is when they wear their pants underneath their ass. Love it when men advertise that they’re open for business (and business is GOOD)

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@jackmarlui1918

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@SwannMarcus89 ‘Colonialism is good when we do it’ vibes, how interesting, perhaps these sorts of people are not acting in good faith, ho hum

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@PopulismUpdates This is actually disheartening if you’re anti-AFD; it means that there’s even more of an attentive for anti-immigration auth politics than the AFD’s polling numbers show

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@aimeeterese I’m 29 and went on a date with a 23 year old recently and wanted to jump out of the window so I don’t get it

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Jack

@jackmarlui1918

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@LostLandshark Nicotine and caffeine are my fuel for both fucking and lifting, nothing is better that lighting up and guzzling a nice ice cold Celsius while getting in a pump or thrust

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@JournosPostLs ‘My actions have consequences?!’

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@calmdownX0X0 I think the normalization of porn watching at a young age has definitely contributed to the rise in numbers of people who identify as gay amongst the youth. Other than that, I’m not sure

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@feelsdesperate @alwaysadblock My ostensibly right wing Jewish friend (American citizen, currently lives in Israel) is strongly advocating in my friendly group chat to send all Palestinians to Europe because ‘post Merkel, they are still open, whereas Middle Eastern countries are not’.

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@BecomingCritter It is very unhealthy, but a fundamentally hedonistic and narcissistic lifestyle has its charm until the crushing weight of existentialism creeps on in

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@jackmarlui1918

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@MattPolProf How could you possibly be a polisci professor and have written a book about the right and be totally unaware of this sort of thing?

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@thechosenberg Friendzoned oof

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@jackmarlui1918

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@greentexts_bot Yeah, I’m thinking he should marry his bro

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Jack

@jackmarlui1918

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@TheWinston_ I disagree. I was floundering at 22, making 10 bucks an hour. I’m 29 and make 6 figs now in a whole different industry. My dad worked at Dunkin’ Donuts well into his 30’s, went back to school, and was making 200k by the time he was 40. It can be done, it just gets much harder.

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