Jaylon @j_theodis Twitter profile

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Jaylon

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3 years

Vegans when it’s a Timberwolves home game

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Darvin Ham when it’s time to call a timeout

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Austin Reaves & D Lo guarding Jamal Murray & Bruce Brown

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3 years

UFC IS SICK FOR THIS LMAOOOO

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One second my boy

CHUCK INGLISH said it.

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Alize Johnson is the Blackest name you can hand out.

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5 years

Blazers GM: we don’t like playing defense out here anyways so what’s it gonna be? Melo:

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2 years

Drake & 21 Savage tickets on sale on wednesday?!?!

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5 years

Made guacamole for my work potluck & all the mexican ladies said that shit hittin

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2 years

Mike Vick ever since he got the Fox check

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1 year

Every time i bet on Dame Lillard

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5 years

Rozay and Jeezy on Big Boy Talk

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@SirMichaelRocks Sir Maga Rocks

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5 years

Marty Byrde with his back against the wall

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6 years

Was giving this Nav album a listen and Young Thug said he wanted to fuck his auntie...

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5 years

When I’m in line for the club but the homies already in there

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Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are

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Malika Andrews

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4 years

When she texts you back the next morning saying she fell asleep at 7:15 PM

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2 years

Desmond Bane ain’t nothing but Eric Bledsoe with a gang member for a teammate

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5 years

Just got a call that I’ve been waiting weeks for🙏🏾 took hella L’s in January it’s time for dubs

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7 years

Jerry Jones confirming we gon be trash next season if he think we as good as the eagles rn

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5 years

Wasted 5 years of my life being unhappy. It’s time I bet on me, all money in.

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5 years

Liangelo looking at his brothers go top 3 in the draft

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5 years

LEGENDARY

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6 years

Vegas in a few months means I gotta start hydrating right now

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4 years

Working from home for me has been constant anxiety about whether or not I muted my headset while taking a bong rip

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5 years

The TL saying Rihanna pregnant and it ain’t mine

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5 years

Every time I go to type the word love it auto corrects to “Kobe”

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5 years

Kyle Lowry really just @MarkLawson_1 with opportunity

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3 years

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How I’m gonna be eating this week if Alabama loses tonight

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4 years

One of my coworkers passed away last week due to covid. For the millionth time, please wear a fucking mask and stay your ass at home.

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7 years

Fell asleep in the club last night smfh

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5 years

Me pulling up to the function knowing all my friends are Mexican

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5 years

Sleeping thru a “you up?” text because youre done being used by women >>>

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6 years

My friends waking me up to drink again in Vegas

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5 years

Been seeing way too many of those ugly ass Champion shirts, everyone in Tucson dresses alike

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5 years

Really thinking about just falling off the grid and ghosting outta here

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2 years

Dak out 2 months, Quinn Ewers out 6 weeks. Lost every single parlay. I hate football.

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5 years

When all the memes not funny anymore

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6 years

In elementary school they took us to a cotton field. Don’t think I need to say much more...

Andy Bush

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6 years

Twitter, what is the MOST SHIT SCHOOL TRIP YOU'VE BEEN ON?

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2 years

This would be me the next day at Goodell’s office

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Raiders’ WR Davante Adams moments after the Raiders loss to the Chiefs:

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3 years

This guy gonna end #TheProcess @sixers

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4 years

Front desk dude at LA Fitness just told me I don’t have to wear my mask in here anymore

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4 years

“So sad to say I was just at this bar...” people are dying in the streets and all you worried about is some stank ass bar. Stay the fuck away from me.

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3 years

Me pushing 9 year olds over to get to my seat at Spider-Man

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3 years

Just smoked for the first time with moms

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New RTB MB dropped

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3 years

Quinn Ewers

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6 years

Mfs really heated about Nike lmaoooo had a mom return all her son baseball gear today

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5 years

2nd week on the job and my trainer just got called in for a piss test... he’s the one that told me they don’t test for weed.

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5 years

Levels were low but today we secured the bag

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6 years

Alright #FloridaMan needs to chill tf out

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6 years

Some girls’ eyebrows be looking like the L1 R1 buttons on an Xbox controller lmfaooo

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5 years

BRADY WASHED. PATRIOTS GOIN HOME.

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3 years

The Raiders moved to Vegas and turned into the gridiron gang

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3 years

I been in this cast for less than 24 hours and I’m already sick of this shit

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5 years

Me at work realizing I have 110 sick hours to start off the new year

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5 years

I truly believe people can change. For example I just did all my laundry AND put it away.

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4 years

Gahhh damn I hate a “I smoke Cali weed only” ass bitch. Take yo funky ass back to Cali then

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5 years

I know hell is a lot like Hifi on a Friday night

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4 years

Still not receiving that happy father’s day text >

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5 years

These folks keep getting offended that I’m Clorox wiping my desk after every customer.

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1 year

Miami going back to the ECF

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5 years

Shuffle blessed me tonight @kingchip @Chuckisdope

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11 months

Mac Jones next season as a bank branch manager

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3 years

How long til LeBron on IG pretending to know the lyrics?

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7 years

W2’s came in ...

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6 years

Life Changes is on Apple Music?👀 @CaseyVeggies

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6 years

This isn’t a storm bruh Thor is in the sky fighting Thanos

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Jaylon

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6 years

Just heard another man call his homie “a snack”. Go ahead and cancel today

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2 years

@FanDuel_Support can we void this Kadarius Toney leg?

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6 years

@1future @mrrayger_

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5 years

I hung out with this girl recently & she told me that me being on my phone so much was a turn off for her. But when I said her using the n word around someone she just met was a turn off for me... I was the judgmental one?

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5 years

If the older Mexican lady call you mijo when she take your order you know the food smackin

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6 years

ASTROWORLD 🎢🎡🚀

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5 years

& people wonder why I never had good things to say about my old high school. Trash back then, still trash now.

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3 years

Mans had 84 mil on the table and turned it down 😭😂

Adrian Wojnarowski

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3 years

Deal will be for the $5.9M exception, per source.

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3 years

Officially moved into the new crib🍾🍾

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7 years

Peace & quiet 🙏🏾

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Me and my new found NBA streaming site after r/nbastreams was banned

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5 years

Cowboys finally beat a winning team

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5 years

White people love eegee’s bro lmaoooo

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Jon Gruden right after releasing that AB news

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3 years

This the one

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9 months

Deandre Ayton not a basketball player he’s just a tall dude from the Bahamas

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3 years

Roddy Ricch chain pulled a Ace Hood LMAOOOO

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5 years

Deadass, all I said was they build big ass churches and have a lot of kids lol. Dude called the store to speak to a manager after he just left. Guess who answered..?